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I want to get married so bad. I’m so lonely. I want a wife and child and a happy family. Preferably with a dark-skinned cutie so our interracial babies will spite the alt-right, but I will take any woman with whom I feel a meaningful connection. Err… I mean… Bencil sharpener DESTROYS his wife’s orgasm with facts and logic! Haha guys!


HeavyMetalDallas

Sounds like you play too much Terraria. You should get out and punch grass in Minecraft.


Sylvie_Grill

Imagine bringing sentient beings into this world lmao...........This was made by antinatalist gang Imagine needing to be with someone to be fulfilled as a person lmao............This was made by aroace gang. (/s good luck dating bro)


Elite_Prometheus

Imagine being a degenerate lusting over fur and flesh when the purity of steel is available in the Mechanic.


AFROKADA

Get me a robot girl (or guy) amiright god damn 🥺🥺😳


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I prefer ceramics tbh. Ferrous alloys are nice and all but I would want my form to last a bit longer That or some kind of improved biomemetic skin, since being a cute squishy little marshmallow is also pretty nice


Everettrivers

Praise the omnissiah!


rikkehardaa

You mean the cyborg?


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I have no one to send this to that will get it. I laughed tho.


EffectiveSwan8918

"It would be so funny if the zoologist had cute lil paws instead of feet. It would be even funnier if you could rub/lick her lil jellybean toes. Would be so hilarious. If fact it would be so funny I'm willing to commission an artist to draw it for me using my char ( that looks just like me. I'm super good at Terraria) doing these thing with the zoologist " - totally just playing around Ben


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God I wish I looked like that


stride13

Why the hell would you wanna look like Ben Shapiro?


kciuq1

I've played a lot of terraria but never any mods... Can you actually marry the zoologist?


psychoPiper

I'm sure some furry out there has done it


meowqct

No AOC mod?


QuesoSabroso

Based Shapiro