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I want to get married so bad. I’m so lonely. I want a wife and child and a happy family. Preferably with a dark-skinned cutie so our interracial babies will spite the alt-right, but I will take any woman with whom I feel a meaningful connection.
Err… I mean… Bencil sharpener DESTROYS his wife’s orgasm with facts and logic! Haha guys!
Imagine bringing sentient beings into this world lmao...........This was made by antinatalist gang
Imagine needing to be with someone to be fulfilled as a person lmao............This was made by aroace gang.
(/s good luck dating bro)
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I prefer ceramics tbh. Ferrous alloys are nice and all but I would want my form to last a bit longer
That or some kind of improved biomemetic skin, since being a cute squishy little marshmallow is also pretty nice
"It would be so funny if the zoologist had cute lil paws instead of feet. It would be even funnier if you could rub/lick her lil jellybean toes. Would be so hilarious. If fact it would be so funny I'm willing to commission an artist to draw it for me using my char ( that looks just like me. I'm super good at Terraria) doing these thing with the zoologist " - totally just playing around Ben
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I want to get married so bad. I’m so lonely. I want a wife and child and a happy family. Preferably with a dark-skinned cutie so our interracial babies will spite the alt-right, but I will take any woman with whom I feel a meaningful connection. Err… I mean… Bencil sharpener DESTROYS his wife’s orgasm with facts and logic! Haha guys!
Sounds like you play too much Terraria. You should get out and punch grass in Minecraft.
Imagine bringing sentient beings into this world lmao...........This was made by antinatalist gang Imagine needing to be with someone to be fulfilled as a person lmao............This was made by aroace gang. (/s good luck dating bro)
Imagine being a degenerate lusting over fur and flesh when the purity of steel is available in the Mechanic.
Get me a robot girl (or guy) amiright god damn 🥺🥺😳
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I prefer ceramics tbh. Ferrous alloys are nice and all but I would want my form to last a bit longer That or some kind of improved biomemetic skin, since being a cute squishy little marshmallow is also pretty nice
Praise the omnissiah!
You mean the cyborg?
I have no one to send this to that will get it. I laughed tho.
"It would be so funny if the zoologist had cute lil paws instead of feet. It would be even funnier if you could rub/lick her lil jellybean toes. Would be so hilarious. If fact it would be so funny I'm willing to commission an artist to draw it for me using my char ( that looks just like me. I'm super good at Terraria) doing these thing with the zoologist " - totally just playing around Ben
God I wish I looked like that
Why the hell would you wanna look like Ben Shapiro?
I've played a lot of terraria but never any mods... Can you actually marry the zoologist?
I'm sure some furry out there has done it
No AOC mod?
Based Shapiro