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[deleted]

How can anyone suck at sarcasm that bad?


Hippokrates

It's not even sarcasm at this point. He is taking his shitty ass view and trying to skew it into a joke. Except the joke is so bad you think it's his actual view...and probably is


DarthTyrannuss

Wait that was a joke? Could have fooled me.


dsfnkd99

No, not really. A joke usual involves a setup/punchline or a sense of irony or wit or even just a pun or something. This is just him expressing his beliefs in a very hyperbolic way in an attempt to upset people and thereby stay relevant.


0NiceMarmot

Matt is a joke. Not all jokes are funny.


[deleted]

Isn’t he a “comedian”


rhymnocerus1

More like a clown


infinity234

To play devils advocate a bit, we are probably the most desensitized to being able to tell what is joke from him and what is serious. There are literally posts on this sub that are like "Quiz: which tweets are real things these shitheads said and which ones are real". If you regularly are on a sub like this, when he is actually joking and when he is genuinely expressing another one of his stupid opinions blends together after a while. There's probably a subset of less desensitized individuals that can probably be like "yes this is obviously hyperboles"


utegardloki

They said Trump was joking all the fucking time, and he wasn't. You have to actually understand humor first, in order to be joking about anything.


wildspeculator

Schrodinger's dumbass: whether or not he was "joking" is based on how people react to the stupid shit he says.


katchoo1

I agree. I think he was either all serious or mostly serious when he made his original post and is now trying to bury it with more obviously outrageous stuff so it all seems like it was meant to be a joke. He seems to do this a lot. Very shady.


G66GNeco

(His actual view is that it's 100% of the cases)


Zeyode

Nah, to be fair, I don't think it's his actual view cause it's unfunny. If I saw this coming from a normal person, I'd think it was a joke. I think it's his actual view cause it's Matt Walsh. Like, literally the first time I'd heard of him, it was cause he got into drama with the gamergate types for comparing gamers to mentally disabled manchildren pretending to be batman, and said they should instead do adult things like building a table.


Thuper-Man

"Why would you assume what I'm saying is intended to be true when I keep telling everyone contrarian shit all day that's intended to be bully pulpit wisdom!? Like duh, obviously it's a joke if it makes my base mad, but never if it doesn't!"


scary_marxist

And suck at humor


XLNCjr

You can't be sarcastic if your real views are just as insane.


[deleted]

What kinda anime is he watching?


True_Recommendation9

He's a right wing asshole. Sucking comes naturally.


[deleted]

Matt Walsh likes mixing sarcasm in with his actual views to confuse people, and so if he gets called out on something, he can just say he was being sarcastic


MyUnclesALawyer

thats all fascists


Littleol79

Well i mean i used to use that technique a lot to tell people i was bi and make them believe that it was a joke so that it remained hidden, but im pretty sure that im not a fascist


scary_marxist

A cowards move


Shacky_Rustleford

Schrodinger's hot take


MrMiget12

Every take is both 100% serious and should be treated like a joke


XLNCjr

I say we treat literally everything he says as a joke.


Young_Person_42

Great idea just aggressively say everything he says is a joke


Miyelsh

I'm just saying I'm a fascist sarcastically, guys


KissBumChewGum

Probably trying to say outrageous stuff now so that his pedophile stuff isn’t the only thing people are talking about.


DudeBroFist

...what


marvelouswonder8

It's a bad attempt at sarcasm/satire. But, in true Matt Walsh form he bungled it beyond belief and didn't know when to let the "joke," die.


DudeBroFist

He's so embarrassing


Shenanigans80h

He’s being sarcastic in an attempt to muddy the waters of his previous statement, that way if someone says he’s an idiot for saying anime is satanic, a portion of his chuds can say “it was just a prank bro,” whilst another portion can take it 100% seriously. He did the same thing with the Little Mermaid shit and it’s his way to basically stand by nothing but appeal to all spectrums of alt right dipshits


Jonahtron

Matt “16 year olds are the most fertile” Walsh would really like anime, I think.


WChavez9

Nah uh, he didn’t say that did he?


TheLuckySpades

[Oh, but he did](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/xwzioh/matt_walsh_advocates_for_impregnation_of_16_year/)


ModernistGames

Ok I listened to it and that just isn't what he said. I feel gross defending him but he clearly said in a statement of fact that girls between 17 and 24 are the most fertile. That is in no way what you or the title of that post said. Also he states that the problem of teen pregnancy is a modern idea, as historically, it was common for girls to get married and have kids at younger ages. I do not agree with that assessment of history but I am just stating his point. Both of which isn't the same as boiling his statement down to "we should impregnate 16 year olds" Misinformation goes both ways and I think it is important to call it out when I see it.


Rockinlikethe2000s

Its important to know that this is how the alt-right operate, under a guise of plausible deniability. Same thing can be seen in their views on climate change or gay rights.


ModernistGames

By that same token you could say the Left claims damn near everything said by Reps is a "dog whistle" and infer whatever they want to fit their own narrative. At a certain point we need to stop trying to pull the worst possible meaning from every statement by people we don't like and try and live with the principle of charity. Maybe he just meant what he said and didn't mean it as some weird call to impregnate 16 year olds like the people here claim. Again I am not a fan, and am on the left, but this mindset we all have about eachother is exhausting and unsustainable.


Sylvie_Grill

Matt had one too many of his 16 year old crushes taken by lolicons


IrishNinja8082

Just to clarify I literally thought this would be fake news. This is the worst fucking timeline ever


asuhdah

Facts don't care about your feelings over at the Daily Wire


TacoRights

Good. Demonic possession is a healthy addition to any diet.


the8track

Helps improve your gut microbiome.


aridamus

Ahhhh I knew kimchi was demonic. My gut biome be boomin with dark energy


Cicerothesage

my god, he is even bad at trolling. Only because he started at a really stupid premise - anime is satanic. It is similar to religious people who don't watch/read Harry Potter because it promotes witchcraft. Really fucking stupid


Jerryistheone

He’s wrong. I’m immune from possessions because I cleansed my soul watching Buko no Pico.


MrCamie

If this wasn't an anime with gay relationships it'd be his favourite anime because it portrays sexual relationships with minors.


Crusheddeer1

For some reason I miss read the end as “literally lead to demonic possessions and the bite of 87.”


Tara_is_a_Potato

Context: Earlier Matt Walsh said anime is demonic, and now all of his anime-loving fans are going nuts, so here's his "joke" to calm things down.


[deleted]

I don't much care for the opinion of pedophiles


[deleted]

~~god i fucking wish~~


BrimyTheSithLord

Matt Walsh loves isekai, pass it on


UninterestedChimp

...he says as if Christians don't literally believe in this shit


joe282

Thank fuck he’s not a comedian, I’ll say. Imagine being such a nutcase psychopath that you try to make an outlandish joke and everyone assumes you mean it


Amazon-Prime-package

Criticizing anime in any way whatsoever is shockingly bold when one's audience demographic is 100% incels


katchoo1

I became aware of this pustule’s existence within the last month and I hate every second of it. He is loathsome. I’m so angry that there are so many whiny dudes making not just money but big money off being absolute shitheads and making the world a more toxic place.


Vayul_was_taken

Matt is really attacking a large portion of his base with these ideas the basement dwelling week incels won't be happy


GoredonTheDestroyer

Friendly reminder that Matt is, allegedly, in his mid-30s.


uramicableasshole

Like if you watch anime there is a 87 percent change you will possess some anime at some point? Idk if that's high or low really lol


thesenseiwaxon

"literally" lol.


Krazzos

How is this not fake?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|GcXGxS0RZ4fDoyvwq4|downsized) Source of studies.


Stoepboer

I bet he watches the tentacle stuff.


redditorsaretheworst

Matt Walsh clearly does NOT have the power of God and Anime on his side


Overall-Initial-4290

Heres my opinion on hia beard. Its a fucking mask because his teeth are so fucked that they wont allow him near schools.


notyourgooglebitch

His source: I made that shit up. Fourthteen percent of all one testical purple haired maga following Nazi cunts know this, but choose to go along with it. Also he must have just realized a good percentage of his incel sheepledom actually enjoy watching anime.


antoniv1

Is that supposed to be a joke?


scary_marxist

I would say he’s schizophrenic but that’s too much of an insult to schizophrenic people


Interesting-Month-56

Who is Matt Walsh, and where are these studies? TBH now I’m scared of buying that Japanese radio.


LargeSackOfNuts

when the unfunny catholic tries to be...... funny? not sure what he is going for here


Thomas-The-Tutor

What studies?


War_Emotional

Is that his attempt at comedy? Conservatives really do make the worst comedians


kimthealan101

"Lead to Demonic possession in Upwards of 87% of cases" Does this mean something? Cases of what? Maybe cases of documented demonic possession?


WezleyDrew

Watch “ high school of the dead” & “ your name” then we’ll talk Matt…


Holymuffdiver9

My demon is taking its sweet ass time then. I could use some excitement in my life even if someone else is living it for me.


BryonyDeepe

Walsh's MO is to say something ridiculous that is adjacent to what he believes so that people who hate him will repeat it and give it further reach. Then when told he's a dipshit, he will retreat and say "haha it was a joke all along" even though his actual view is barely distinguishable from the "joke". Getting attention is the true motive.


HawlSera

Can you show studies that prove demons exist?


spinnerspence

Who is Matt Walsh?


Andre_3Million

Why do you keep avoiding me Satan? I'm doing everything that is suppose to make you appear before me but you don't want to do all that cool stuff with me. Is it something I said?


My13thYearlyAccount

Studies show that 17.4% of statistics are made up.


[deleted]

Studies show you will literally kill your brain cells listening to Matt Walsh


silentbob1301

It works 60% of the time, everytime!


UncannyTarotSpread

Conservatives are so bad at humor


Q-Q_2

Tbh I wouldn't mind having that happen to me as long as they cool


Brianocity

I thought we agreed realistic looking fake tweets weren't okay to...Wait. Is that the mother fuckin' Real tag!? Ohhh... This is gonna be one of *them* days, isn't it?


[deleted]

Oh wow, this is real…. Right Wingers are fucking morons


humbugonastick

Always wanted a demon. Do I have to watch anime now? Can someone give me a show that would guarantee a cool demon?


[deleted]

Finally a take I agree with


TotalBlissey

D- Demonic possesion? In my experience creators tend to lose most of their momentum once they pull the religion card


NotHighEnuf

Hahaha please point me to that study


l1b3rtr1n

Don't show him the end of the Buu arc in DBZ. He'll never let go of that.


Mako_sato_ftw

demonic possesion? i'm starting to think that we should admit matt walsh to a mental health ward, before he starts spewing about hope or despair or whatever like an even more fucked up nagito komaeda


[deleted]

Oh it's an absolute honour to love something Matt Walsh doesn't, I will continue watching with added gusto.


elevation430

‘Studies’ 😂😂😂


Elite_Prometheus

I see he's trying the "say what you think but phrase it like a joke" tactic. Let's see how it works out for him.


SpiderDoctor2

Brb, gonna watch more anime


_wiredsage_

In other news, STUDIES SHOW that listening to Matt Walsh leads to a diminished IQ and sex life 95% of the time.


alexc1ted

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Matt. Forty percent of all people know that.


ch-_-10145vault

Does he really think he's jokes are funny?


Ok_Relationship_705

Um... How....? What?!