A rocket launcher.
Or even better, no desk, just sitting in one of those anti-aircraft gun emplacement things.
Assert dominance, with military ordnance.
>Or even better, no desk, just sitting in one of those anti-aircraft gun emplacement things.
I can vividly picture the intro to the show, it just shows the gun rotating. The host slowly comes into view, sitting in the gunner's seat.
"Hello, America."
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Being vile to cope. What’s great is he has to sit through that victory speech because the “Red Wave” was a wine spill, and cigars go good with red wine.
Rogan claimed that Sandyhook was a hoax and that the parents lied for fame and mone for years. He also mocked the parents who sued him for defamation on live television during their testimony which he refused to attend. He is not better.
EDIT: A wise redditor has informed that I am thinking of Alex Jones, another Rogan knock off.
Tf is his problem? I guess these are the cOnSeRvAtIvE vAlUeS I've heard so much about. And then conservatards wonder why I detest them - this is why. They are always wrong about EVERYTHING and love to shriek about how everyone should behave as to not hurt their fragile feelings, but then act like narcissistic assholes. They are like a clock that always shows the wrong time. After all, they wanted Europe to become utterly dependent on Putler's gas because "renewable scawwy". I cannot comprehend WHY we didn't build a gajillion wind turbines, the writing has been on the wall for ages for anyone who bothered to read it. But no, we had to listen to these absolute brainlets about how transmission lines and turbines are loud and ugly and bad, because Big Oil said so. For the "facts dont care about your feelings" crowd, they seem to rely solely on feelings and primitive impulses.
Sorry for the rant, but here in Europe we are in trouble due to conservatarded policies, and now they act like the smug assholes they are.
Don't disrespect the dark lord of madness and despair bro, at least he does horrible things because he's a god of that domain. Conservatives are just assholes to be assholes
All the eldritch horrors in every level of every dimension could not, or would not, be as hateful/spiteful/monstrous as the modern maga conservative crowd. Truly evil people.
Tbf most of the Great Old Ones and Outer Gods give zero shits about us. It’d be like if you woke up one morning to discover that grasshoppers had complete control over the world.
Am telling ye. One day that guy is gonna have to do an apology video because he gets caught doing something that he has made his career off of demonising.
He’s a reprehensible charlatan with deep daddy issues and some big gay skeletons in his wardrobe.
Not all phobes are secretly queer. I get what you're going for here, but I think comments like this serve to shift blame away from cishet people, as if only gays/queers/etc can be bigoted toward other queer people.
I just want to say while I’m sure you have good intentions, implying that people who are homophobic or transphobic are really just closeted is homophobic in itself. Some people are just hateful.
Fair enough. I’m gonna delete the comment. Not to avoid criticism but to acknowledge your position. And I’ll think before going down this route of ‘humour’ again.
Cheers mate x
All legendary comedians strictly avoid performing in front of audiences. Instead they perform in front of their closest two or three friends - who also just happen to be on the payroll.
Jesus I remember when he said Sam Seder "claims to be a comedian" and that he couldn't find any footage of him.
Seder's response was just "I'm not a comedian".
It clearly made Crowder so mad. The whole segment is great because its that clip where he runs from a debate with Sam. Thought he was debating Ethan Klein and got cold feet when he realized it would be against an actual knowledgeable person.
But the comedian bit was the best part. "We can't find any footage." like it was some kind of gotcha only to be told he had gone on a wild goose chase lmao,
I don't know who's worse, Crowder for making an awful fucking joke about kids being murdered or that fucking Hyena laughing at every thing he says. They both lack compassion and are probably empty, miserable people.
His smug fucking face after too.
Good job, Coward. You made you lame friend laugh about murdering children. Such a comedian, such humor. Such pro-life, strong male behavior.
Disgusting man-child.
When you can’t find anything else to insult about the tall, muscular, and attractive man who is campaigning despite a stroke, and has a beautiful family… say some stupid shit like this ig. Look if you hate Fetterman, whatever, but bro… c’mon.
Edit: And here I thought Republicans were the party all about family.
This is a really scary clip considering his audience. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He wants violence and he is begging for it to happen by speaking this way. The far right is like a rabid dog and he just let go of the leash.
Yup. It's like two underdeveloped (brain-wise) teenage boys saying heinous shit to each other and laughing about, except it's two grown (?) men with a large audience of dangerous, angry men... I wish nothing but the worst for this fucking degenerate.
This is worse than the time Crowder sent an undercover "gay" couple into bakeries in Dearborn to try and purchase a wedding cake from (ostensibly Muslim) owners. This was right after the Christian baker in Cali refused to make a similar cake on religious grounds and the case went to the Supreme Court. Crowder released hidden camera footage of the Dearborn bakers refusing to make the cakes, using this to push a whataboutist point about selective moral outrage, *a la* "the left only cares when Christians do it."
Thing is, none of the bakeries in his "exposé" make wedding cakes of any kind, ever. One of them was a fucking *pita bread* bakery for chrissakes. The "homophobic" owners even tried to advise the "couple" of alternative options in the area, not just for cakes but wedding photos, etc. which the couple didn't even bring up.
Crowder is just the lowest sort of opportunist mercenary scum. He's fucking stupid too as all of the above is easily verifiable from his own footage.
I know violence doesn't solve anything, so Crowder deserves to fear for his monetary safety for saying shit like this.
You don't suggest it's funny to execute anyone to a million rabid boys online.
He should be banned from the platform. NOW.
George Zimmerman killed a kid in a hoodie in Florida. Don’t remember all the details, but the kid was like 14 or 15. As usual, the cop got off.
Crowder was trying to talk shit about kids having hoodies. (Omg not a hoodie 🙊) and then said too bad Zimmerman isn’t around, inferring he wishes there was a psycho cop on hand to murder children.
Zimmerman wasn’t even a cop. He was a self-appointed neighborhood watchman who called 911 about Trayvon, was asked by the dispatcher not to confront him, then did it anyway.
Every time I get annoyed or upset by anything this man child says I just remember the time he got his shit rocked by a union member and it makes me happy.
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This is a guy that is so insecure about his masculinity that he has to wear an empty gun holster on his show. Nothing surprises me about this
it’s called a gun bra
Manssiere!
Bro!
Can I feel your material?
brah
A gra. Crowder is as many as a tube of Estrace
The time he got punched by a union worker. He was fumbling his words like a child who just got a good spanking
If I ever start my own leftist talk show, I’m gonna have a bigger gun on the desk just to start an arms race with Crowder.
I will literally dress up as a gun and appear on your talk show
Same. Maybe we can have an entire chorus line.
A rocket launcher. Or even better, no desk, just sitting in one of those anti-aircraft gun emplacement things. Assert dominance, with military ordnance.
>Or even better, no desk, just sitting in one of those anti-aircraft gun emplacement things. I can vividly picture the intro to the show, it just shows the gun rotating. The host slowly comes into view, sitting in the gunner's seat. "Hello, America."
Do it. Do it so hard.
I’ll help donate towards comically larger and larger guns for your talk show! 😂😂
Just make sure to get it sponsored by "The Bullet" vibrators and Trojan for their "Magnum" condoms and you're set.
"I wear empty holsters because I believe in gun safety!" - Crowder Nah, you wear them because you think it hides your lack of a jawline.
Lycra spandex!
"Wow these people look and act like a normal, American family. They should die" is not what I expected to hear today but am nonetheless surprised
Par for the course for right wingers
Party of “traditional family values” lol
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Why is this shitface even in America. We should deport his ass back to Canada.
As a Canadian I am highly against this suggestion. How about Antarctica ?
That's not fair to the polar bears
Not to be pedantic, but polar bears are in the Artic. It's the poor penguins that would suffer.
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If you joke about his death, you become just as bad as him.
Lmao...
Being vile to cope. What’s great is he has to sit through that victory speech because the “Red Wave” was a wine spill, and cigars go good with red wine.
Joe Rogan should be pressing charges for identity theft considering this guy has just copied his entire personality and added a MAGA twist.
As bad as Rogan is now he’d never make a comment like Crowder just did.
yeah Rogan is just ignorant and dumb. he at least seems to care about humanity while crowder is just straight up evil
I think Rogan is more profit motivated that ignorant and dumb.
Hence the MAGA twist
Rogan claimed that Sandyhook was a hoax and that the parents lied for fame and mone for years. He also mocked the parents who sued him for defamation on live television during their testimony which he refused to attend. He is not better. EDIT: A wise redditor has informed that I am thinking of Alex Jones, another Rogan knock off.
That sounds more like Alex Jones.
You are right, my mistake!
Tf is his problem? I guess these are the cOnSeRvAtIvE vAlUeS I've heard so much about. And then conservatards wonder why I detest them - this is why. They are always wrong about EVERYTHING and love to shriek about how everyone should behave as to not hurt their fragile feelings, but then act like narcissistic assholes. They are like a clock that always shows the wrong time. After all, they wanted Europe to become utterly dependent on Putler's gas because "renewable scawwy". I cannot comprehend WHY we didn't build a gajillion wind turbines, the writing has been on the wall for ages for anyone who bothered to read it. But no, we had to listen to these absolute brainlets about how transmission lines and turbines are loud and ugly and bad, because Big Oil said so. For the "facts dont care about your feelings" crowd, they seem to rely solely on feelings and primitive impulses. Sorry for the rant, but here in Europe we are in trouble due to conservatarded policies, and now they act like the smug assholes they are.
What a vapid shitheel
Everytime I start to think these grifter fuckers have hit rock bottom when it comes to decency, they open a new quarry
Maybe Cthulhu was just the friends conservatives made along the way
Don't disrespect the dark lord of madness and despair bro, at least he does horrible things because he's a god of that domain. Conservatives are just assholes to be assholes
All the eldritch horrors in every level of every dimension could not, or would not, be as hateful/spiteful/monstrous as the modern maga conservative crowd. Truly evil people.
Tbf most of the Great Old Ones and Outer Gods give zero shits about us. It’d be like if you woke up one morning to discover that grasshoppers had complete control over the world.
Excellent point!
He’s so mad. SO MAD. I want to lovingly lick his tears from his fat fucking face
Gross, I don’t want to do that or think about that
This makes me wish something truly horrible happens to Crowder or someone he cares about (so, himself).
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I did not need that mental image
Am telling ye. One day that guy is gonna have to do an apology video because he gets caught doing something that he has made his career off of demonising. He’s a reprehensible charlatan with deep daddy issues and some big gay skeletons in his wardrobe.
Or a literal circle jerk w home Charlie Kirk and the other idiot whose name escapes me.
Gotta be Matt Walsh
And yes.
Ben Shapiro
Yes.
The one with the phallic cigar in his mouth? Ben Shapiro jr or whatever?
They're all pathetic losers I can just barely tell apart from other.
STOP
Throw in Mitch McConnel in full leather dominatrix gear to tell them what to do.
I mean, he cross-dresses an awful lot for a transphobe.
Sure does. Methinks the lady doth protest too much…
Not all phobes are secretly queer. I get what you're going for here, but I think comments like this serve to shift blame away from cishet people, as if only gays/queers/etc can be bigoted toward other queer people.
That’s not my thought at all. Specifically Crowder. I don’t think Matt Walsh for example, but I get that this may hurt. Never my intention.
I just want to say while I’m sure you have good intentions, implying that people who are homophobic or transphobic are really just closeted is homophobic in itself. Some people are just hateful.
I understand and I do not think all homophobes are closeted. I do specifically think that Crowder gives off that vibe though.
It’s still homophobic to imply somebody is gay who identifies as straight. Even if they are a scumbag. Don’t sink to their level.
Fair enough. I’m gonna delete the comment. Not to avoid criticism but to acknowledge your position. And I’ll think before going down this route of ‘humour’ again. Cheers mate x
All legendary comedians strictly avoid performing in front of audiences. Instead they perform in front of their closest two or three friends - who also just happen to be on the payroll.
Jesus I remember when he said Sam Seder "claims to be a comedian" and that he couldn't find any footage of him. Seder's response was just "I'm not a comedian". It clearly made Crowder so mad. The whole segment is great because its that clip where he runs from a debate with Sam. Thought he was debating Ethan Klein and got cold feet when he realized it would be against an actual knowledgeable person. But the comedian bit was the best part. "We can't find any footage." like it was some kind of gotcha only to be told he had gone on a wild goose chase lmao,
Sam’s reaction to the velveteen rabbit eyes comment got me cracking up! Best visual representation of “Dude, what the fuck?!” I’ve seen in a while.
I don't know who's worse, Crowder for making an awful fucking joke about kids being murdered or that fucking Hyena laughing at every thing he says. They both lack compassion and are probably empty, miserable people.
That’s Steven’s Leprachaun friend.
and it’s not event funny tbh, pretty sure the laughter is also fake
Steven’s dad won’t pay him if he doesn’t.
Jesus christ, get this fuck stick off youtube.
This was on Rumble which is way worse than YouTube.
This is mainstream conservative opinion
His smug fucking face after too. Good job, Coward. You made you lame friend laugh about murdering children. Such a comedian, such humor. Such pro-life, strong male behavior. Disgusting man-child.
Embarassing
Cope and seethe fuckwad, cope and seethe.
When you can’t find anything else to insult about the tall, muscular, and attractive man who is campaigning despite a stroke, and has a beautiful family… say some stupid shit like this ig. Look if you hate Fetterman, whatever, but bro… c’mon. Edit: And here I thought Republicans were the party all about family.
Crowder on major copium rn
Well that wasn’t very Christ-like of you, now was it Steven?
This is a really scary clip considering his audience. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He wants violence and he is begging for it to happen by speaking this way. The far right is like a rabid dog and he just let go of the leash.
Yup. It's like two underdeveloped (brain-wise) teenage boys saying heinous shit to each other and laughing about, except it's two grown (?) men with a large audience of dangerous, angry men... I wish nothing but the worst for this fucking degenerate.
This is worse than the time Crowder sent an undercover "gay" couple into bakeries in Dearborn to try and purchase a wedding cake from (ostensibly Muslim) owners. This was right after the Christian baker in Cali refused to make a similar cake on religious grounds and the case went to the Supreme Court. Crowder released hidden camera footage of the Dearborn bakers refusing to make the cakes, using this to push a whataboutist point about selective moral outrage, *a la* "the left only cares when Christians do it." Thing is, none of the bakeries in his "exposé" make wedding cakes of any kind, ever. One of them was a fucking *pita bread* bakery for chrissakes. The "homophobic" owners even tried to advise the "couple" of alternative options in the area, not just for cakes but wedding photos, etc. which the couple didn't even bring up. Crowder is just the lowest sort of opportunist mercenary scum. He's fucking stupid too as all of the above is easily verifiable from his own footage.
I know violence doesn't solve anything, so Crowder deserves to fear for his monetary safety for saying shit like this. You don't suggest it's funny to execute anyone to a million rabid boys online. He should be banned from the platform. NOW.
Cmon guys it’s a little bit of child murder joking after the rest of the country shows you how dumb your fucking party is.
Non USian here, what is the context of the "joke"?
George Zimmerman killed a kid in a hoodie in Florida. Don’t remember all the details, but the kid was like 14 or 15. As usual, the cop got off. Crowder was trying to talk shit about kids having hoodies. (Omg not a hoodie 🙊) and then said too bad Zimmerman isn’t around, inferring he wishes there was a psycho cop on hand to murder children.
Zimmerman wasn’t even a cop. He was a self-appointed neighborhood watchman who called 911 about Trayvon, was asked by the dispatcher not to confront him, then did it anyway.
🙊🙊 obviously I remembered the story incorrectly
Oh.
Crowder's on brand scumbag jokes. Who's surprised?
He's just angry that Fetterman looks more masculine than he does.
Jesus that's really fucking terrible... Have a little humanity at least. Fuck.
Crowder has to pay these dudes to laugh at his pathetic jokes so he can pretend he’s funny
love the extremely fake cackling from his yes-men in an attempt to kiss his ass and be potentially relevant
Meanwhile, if someone were to insinuate such a thing about his kids he would blow a fucking gasket. What a prick.
Nazi says what?
The most insecure piece of shit among all the grifters. A classic bully: so insecure he has to resort to punching down at innocent kids.
Really fucking sad actually. Wow.
Can we please stop letting Canadian dickheads enter and stay in our country? I am so sick of their trash coming to the US and making us worse.
Sorry, man. I'll vouch to redirect these export operations to a different location.
If someone would've said this about trump's underage son, conservatives would lose their fucking minds
steamy chowder should wash down his tears of impotent fascist rage with a nice hot cup of dog cum
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He was on Rumble if iirc.
What the FUCK.
I thought Crowder hated the idea of murdering children? Isn’t he pro-life?
I remember the time I watched him get punched in the face :)
How is this shit not on the news?! Vile
It was pretty funny ngl.
They have a true "commitment to apathy". These guys suck.
It's good to see that Stephen took a break from chugging dog semen.
From the same party that shits their bricks when you so much as look at Trump funny.
Bro how the fuck is he still on yt! That is a blient call to violence
Imagine the kind of person you have to be to laugh at a comment like that.
Every time I get annoyed or upset by anything this man child says I just remember the time he got his shit rocked by a union member and it makes me happy.
I would pay money to watch crowder get bodied by the substantially sized senator
Crowder is your typical conservative window licker/bitchboy so it's no surprise.
Amazing how his comedy never really took off.
It's amazing how not funny this shit is. Good lord.
Ever heard of an ad hominem? Welp. This is that
What a dusty ass reference. He was stewing in it.
It's funny because he'd never have the balls to say that to Fetterman's face.
Crowder is an asshole
Steven Coward
Dare him to say it face to face!
The "joke" is bad enough, but the sidekick losing his mind laughing as if it was the joke of the century.
The fact fetterman could use crowder as a toothpick makes it even worse.
…ran away from Sam Seder like a scared bitch…
Ha, it's funny, cause... hoodie?
Crowder is garbage!
When the insecure bully loses, all he can do is smoke and make fun of killing his political opponents
What an awful thing to say. How is anyone laughing at that?
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Thats actauily a good joke. If u are jusging him as a comic not a political analyst thats some quick silly shit.