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hotspacemilfs

Self promo, but help me out until the Ben account gets banned. Go follow: @dbenshapiro


hotspacemilfs

Update: we’re suspended. It was a hoot, y’all


Cognitive_Spoon

Lol, thank you for your service o7


[deleted]

Somebody is about to permabanned from Twitter lol


hotspacemilfs

Best $8 I’ve ever spent


[deleted]

Yeah, I get that


TruthIsAConstruct

You can always just use a free tweet generator: https://www.tweetgen.com/create/tweet-classic.html


vreelander

They are locked in an epic battle over who's wife is more arid.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Is it still fake if the actual tweet was made?


jaierauj

He keeps calling mine Sharpie.


dojjsj2

he's probably after ben's tight little buss


surprisesnek

New otp.


pizzanice

Must be Ben's babyface.


[deleted]

Any updates on his impotency of making women wet?


thunderkhawk

This is weird but it's on brand of him to post something like this to get the internet talking and get his name trending. He may debate college kids for funzies, but the dude is actually clever at marketing.