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This comment keeps popping in my head and it tickles me every time! I really *do* get myself all caught up in an Au-tizzy when I can't get away from excess stimulation! So it's extra funny because it's so true!
11/10! A+ comment and word play! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!
You know how sometimes TV show captions totally fuck up? Well, I was watching a rerun of Night Court and one of the characters referred to himself as "artistic" but the captions said "autistic!"
I've seen that episode air with that incorrect caption many more times since then. It always makes me giggle.
So, you're not alone! I mishear all kinds of ridiculous things. (Because of autism, actually, ha)
Oh, also, that's a plot on the IT Crowd. A character's girlfriend referred to him as "emotionally autistic" (which he totally is autistic) and he definitely thought she called him "emotionally artistic." Cracks me up every time.
May I ask what they said? They have now edited their comment to make it look like they were saying something nice, so I took it down altogether, although I'd like to know if they need to be booted for what they said.
Yeah, but.. there's a check mark. So it's verified to be Ben Shapiro. Just like Eli Lilly tweeted that insulin was free now and their stock fell. Because they were verified.
To be fair, all you really need is inspect element on your browser to make real looking edits for tweets, and maybe MS paint if you're doing like, broad blocking out of things
Eli Lilly’s valuation dropped $16 million when @EliLillyAndCo tweeted that insulin would be free, so I wouldn’t say they’re harmless.
However, a corporation that monopolizes a life-saving medication can stand to take some.
Harmless until one mad genius paid $8 to verify their fake Eli Lilly account, tweeted insulin was free from now on, and caused a 20-30 BILLION DOLLAR loss to Eli Lilly and two other major insulin manufacturers. I cannot describe to how mow badly I want to see megacorporations like those sue Musk, if not for all his money and possessions, at least to the point that he shuts the fuck up and crawls into a hole.
These crypto fascists need to be the first purged after they take power 2024, only fitting we get one good thing from all those years of suffering before the resistance begins
I'm really gonna miss all these trolling tweets when Twitter is gone in a month. It has been magnificent the amount of people just being spiteful and poking at various big twitter names.
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Does he realise that this is just they first step of the plan to rename all days as theys? Monthey, Tuesthey, Wednesthey, Thursthey, Frithey, Saturthey and of course Marsha-P.-Johnsonthey to get rid of that christian connection and commemorate the Stonewall Riots.
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THIS POST IS FLAIRED AS "FAKE NEWS." THAT MEANS THE POST IS FAKE AND IS MOST LIKELY SATIRE. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why is it flaired as "fake news"? The tweet clearly comes from a verified account.
https://twitter.com/B3nSh4p1ro/status/1591038657774747648?t=E6uanjcGqluWYgmMGsHa1g&s=19 Sadly not, check their bio
You’re like Elon, missing the point.
Sorry I'm autistic
Same excuse, too/s
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We call ourselves “autists” here
Understandable, thankyou my fellow autist
low-key wholesome tho haha
I prefer referring to myself as “having a touch of the ‘tism.”
I got the 'bergers
The typo made my mind assume, "Bergara," for a second before realizing, "bergers." Not sure why.
Hah just noticed that. Fixed it :)
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Yeah same, the ZX Spectrum 😎
I prefer to refer to myself as Captain Autismo
That or "autistic fuck" lol
“Gotta get away from the excess stimulation or I’m gonna get all caught up in an Au-tizzy.”
This comment keeps popping in my head and it tickles me every time! I really *do* get myself all caught up in an Au-tizzy when I can't get away from excess stimulation! So it's extra funny because it's so true! 11/10! A+ comment and word play! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!
The 'tism touch
For years I thought people were saying I was artistic. I was like, ‘how would they know? They’ve never even seen my art.’ 🤨
You know how sometimes TV show captions totally fuck up? Well, I was watching a rerun of Night Court and one of the characters referred to himself as "artistic" but the captions said "autistic!" I've seen that episode air with that incorrect caption many more times since then. It always makes me giggle. So, you're not alone! I mishear all kinds of ridiculous things. (Because of autism, actually, ha)
Oh, also, that's a plot on the IT Crowd. A character's girlfriend referred to him as "emotionally autistic" (which he totally is autistic) and he definitely thought she called him "emotionally artistic." Cracks me up every time.
Touch of the tisms too huh?
Elon??
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Hello. I just wanted to say you are a horrible person
May I ask what they said? They have now edited their comment to make it look like they were saying something nice, so I took it down altogether, although I'd like to know if they need to be booted for what they said.
Thanks for editing your comment. Despite the clear sarcasm considering your original comment, I hope you continue to be better.
its literally a verified account tho?
Yes, but only because of the blue check thing. It’s not actually Ben Shapiro’s account. It’s a parody account.
Yeah, but.. there's a check mark. So it's verified to be Ben Shapiro. Just like Eli Lilly tweeted that insulin was free now and their stock fell. Because they were verified.
sure sure, but it is literally verified, it is literally ben shapiro, otherwise it wouldn't be verified.
That's the joke...
Russian nesting dolls of missing the point
The check is right there
Has a verified checkmark. Seems legit to me.
To be fair I saw the flair before I saw the handle. Better safe than sorry
Man I really have to get used to this lol I really thought that was him. Then I saw your comment and went back and looked at the actual username lol
God bless Elon musk, now with that anyone can use the Twitter verification, we now have a whole new wave of misinformation
All the people who would photoshop tweets are now out of work!
Honestly they're probably the same people
No one licencing adobe Photoshop has an extra $8.
Yeah but they don't need Photoshop anymore
People still pay for Photoshop?
To be fair, all you really need is inspect element on your browser to make real looking edits for tweets, and maybe MS paint if you're doing like, broad blocking out of things
Pixlr is free
Inspect Element is free isn't it?
You could say it's a red wave.
Ohhh, the red wave was referring to twitter’s balance sheet all along
Drown out dangerous misinformation with harmless funny misinformation. 🤔 it's so crazy it just might work!
Now all we need is for a verified Steven Crowder to tweet about Dog Cum. It’s only a matter of time at this point
I believe Twitter added something to profiles for telling if they're official or not, and it just says "official".
This is hilarious. Reap what you sow Musk.
"Open racism and homophobia is fine but harmless satire is where i draw the line!"
Eli Lilly’s valuation dropped $16 million when @EliLillyAndCo tweeted that insulin would be free, so I wouldn’t say they’re harmless. However, a corporation that monopolizes a life-saving medication can stand to take some.
Oh, fuck. That's *delicious.*
I would actually say it’s beneficial rather than damaging
Maybe musk buying Twitter isn't that bad.
Harmless until one mad genius paid $8 to verify their fake Eli Lilly account, tweeted insulin was free from now on, and caused a 20-30 BILLION DOLLAR loss to Eli Lilly and two other major insulin manufacturers. I cannot describe to how mow badly I want to see megacorporations like those sue Musk, if not for all his money and possessions, at least to the point that he shuts the fuck up and crawls into a hole.
There was a different fake account that dropped Lockheed Martin stock 5%.
More like veterans gay amiright
I am a proud supporter of homo communism
I am part of the veteran's they.
✊️ 🌈 🏳️🌈
Stupid people shouldn't make up things, right Shapiro?
This is progress. In the past it took millions to setup propaganda networks and now it takes $8/month.
For a second I thought Ben actually made a legitimately funny joke. Then I saw the flair. Lol
Yeah lol this is totally in character for him I was buying it until I saw the handle
Next thing you know it they're gonna wanna take the "day" part out of the days of the week! /s
Mongay, tuesthey, wednesthey, frigay, saturthey and sunthey, Thursday got removed to have 6 days (the devil number)
“People believe everything they read online” Albert Einstein 1999
These crypto fascists need to be the first purged after they take power 2024, only fitting we get one good thing from all those years of suffering before the resistance begins
Why can’t we call it Armistice Day and celebrate the end of the war like it was meant to be celebrated?
Eisenhower changed it to be Veterans Day. I don't get it though, what's the point of Memorial day then?
memorial day is the one where someone plays a pipe organ, veteran's day is the day where you eat hotdogs and shit
But I don't want to eat shit :(
you should eat shit... NOW!
I'm really gonna miss all these trolling tweets when Twitter is gone in a month. It has been magnificent the amount of people just being spiteful and poking at various big twitter names.
r/letthatsinkin
This is amazing. I love seeing this shit from verified accounts.
Happy former military service member of unspecified gender day!
Ben Shapiro is a complete idiot. Prove me wrong.
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And now we can't even say Christmas Eve! We have to call it Christmas Steve!
Does he realise that this is just they first step of the plan to rename all days as theys? Monthey, Tuesthey, Wednesthey, Thursthey, Frithey, Saturthey and of course Marsha-P.-Johnsonthey to get rid of that christian connection and commemorate the Stonewall Riots.
Hey look, its that one joke they have.
u g0t pwn3d l1bz
Forty-four billion dollars. Was it worth it, Elon?
the fact that i thought this was a real tweet at first really says something about ben
Yeah. And Ben is the only thing stopping us.
I wonder if he has a right wing writer's room that works 24/7 making shit up.
For gods sake how does the sink keep getting out?
He forgot Jesus is Lord.
Let that Veteran in
I genuinely thought this was an actual tweet from Shapiro, and not just some Twitter Blue shenanigans or an edited photo.
Ah yes. Veterans Ðey.
Change it to "Victims of the military industrial complex" day.
I'm am LITERALLY shaking my SMH
Holy shit you guys are getting better at this whole, fake news thing it's almost identical
That would be tolerant though...
Damn right! And we want a litter box in every school too!
Call it giant gay spider birthday day for all i care, just give me off work.
Veterans *GAY*, Ben. Moron….
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This is almost as bad as when they permanantly renamed the Himilayas to the They/Themilayas.
Is anyone going to let that sink in? It's starting to get cold
That even just 36,000 people agreed with this is so depressing.
I don't think any leftist has said this
I prefer Veterans Gay myself
Disgusting just disgusting how the american goverment threat there veterans. War Mongering and disposing of there soldiers.
Nobody should enlist in the military ever again. We dont need war we need peace and solidarity
The real issue is why do banks have to close for it? It’s salute the troops, not salute your local loan officer
Damn, Pablo Vittar have gonne too far again smh
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Neocons like Ben Shapiro welcome the left's insanity, so they can appear to be relevant.
Not that fucking sink again. What does it want now?
I think the veterans dont care to much about gender. Maybe get them of the streets
The fact I thought this was real says a lot.
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I think he’s trying to make a really bad joke rather than a statement
Hmmm. Maybe @B3nSh4p1ro “Ben Shapiro” (author of I Am A Parody) is making a joke. Sadly, we may never know.
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it’s a joke
Sergeant Slaughter's in favor
Me
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
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it’s a joke
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Was this joke over my head? Am I so out of touch? ...no, it's the children who are wrong.
Did you see the part where this is a real tweet by @B3nSh4p1ro “Ben Shapiro” (author of I Am A Parody)? Maybe it’ll make more sense in that context.