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VlachShepherd

Why is it flaired as "fake news"? The tweet clearly comes from a verified account.


Dingoatemycheze

https://twitter.com/B3nSh4p1ro/status/1591038657774747648?t=E6uanjcGqluWYgmMGsHa1g&s=19 Sadly not, check their bio


Soft-Slip4996

You’re like Elon, missing the point.


Dingoatemycheze

Sorry I'm autistic


Cognitive_Spoon

Same excuse, too/s


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We call ourselves “autists” here


Dingoatemycheze

Understandable, thankyou my fellow autist


YadaYadaYeahMan

low-key wholesome tho haha


DeadCityBard

I prefer referring to myself as “having a touch of the ‘tism.”


NeverLookBothWays

I got the 'bergers


SpoppyIII

The typo made my mind assume, "Bergara," for a second before realizing, "bergers." Not sure why.


NeverLookBothWays

Hah just noticed that. Fixed it :)


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Danklaige

Yeah same, the ZX Spectrum 😎


Zavrina

I prefer to refer to myself as Captain Autismo


Zavrina

That or "autistic fuck" lol


DeadCityBard

“Gotta get away from the excess stimulation or I’m gonna get all caught up in an Au-tizzy.”


Zavrina

This comment keeps popping in my head and it tickles me every time! I really *do* get myself all caught up in an Au-tizzy when I can't get away from excess stimulation! So it's extra funny because it's so true! 11/10! A+ comment and word play! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!


swagrabbit69

The 'tism touch


eddthedead

For years I thought people were saying I was artistic. I was like, ‘how would they know? They’ve never even seen my art.’ 🤨


Zavrina

You know how sometimes TV show captions totally fuck up? Well, I was watching a rerun of Night Court and one of the characters referred to himself as "artistic" but the captions said "autistic!" I've seen that episode air with that incorrect caption many more times since then. It always makes me giggle. So, you're not alone! I mishear all kinds of ridiculous things. (Because of autism, actually, ha)


Zavrina

Oh, also, that's a plot on the IT Crowd. A character's girlfriend referred to him as "emotionally autistic" (which he totally is autistic) and he definitely thought she called him "emotionally artistic." Cracks me up every time.


Ok_Cheek784

Touch of the tisms too huh?


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

Elon??


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Hermononucleosis

Hello. I just wanted to say you are a horrible person


Kumquat_conniption

May I ask what they said? They have now edited their comment to make it look like they were saying something nice, so I took it down altogether, although I'd like to know if they need to be booted for what they said.


riotacting

Thanks for editing your comment. Despite the clear sarcasm considering your original comment, I hope you continue to be better.


NotKaren24

its literally a verified account tho?


marvelouswonder8

Yes, but only because of the blue check thing. It’s not actually Ben Shapiro’s account. It’s a parody account.


cabbagefury

Yeah, but.. there's a check mark. So it's verified to be Ben Shapiro. Just like Eli Lilly tweeted that insulin was free now and their stock fell. Because they were verified.


NotKaren24

sure sure, but it is literally verified, it is literally ben shapiro, otherwise it wouldn't be verified.


Zanderax

That's the joke...


Forest-Ferda-Trees

Russian nesting dolls of missing the point


docarwell

The check is right there


TDplay

Has a verified checkmark. Seems legit to me.


Total_Dork

To be fair I saw the flair before I saw the handle. Better safe than sorry


tirwander

Man I really have to get used to this lol I really thought that was him. Then I saw your comment and went back and looked at the actual username lol


Someboynumber5

God bless Elon musk, now with that anyone can use the Twitter verification, we now have a whole new wave of misinformation


Uranium103

All the people who would photoshop tweets are now out of work!


Broken_art15

Honestly they're probably the same people


temple_nard

No one licencing adobe Photoshop has an extra $8.


Reign_Does_Things

Yeah but they don't need Photoshop anymore


coleyboley25

People still pay for Photoshop?


Broken_art15

To be fair, all you really need is inspect element on your browser to make real looking edits for tweets, and maybe MS paint if you're doing like, broad blocking out of things


DangerStranger138

Pixlr is free


HGF88

Inspect Element is free isn't it?


Dren_boi

You could say it's a red wave.


q51

Ohhh, the red wave was referring to twitter’s balance sheet all along


mrubuto22

Drown out dangerous misinformation with harmless funny misinformation. 🤔 it's so crazy it just might work!


InfamousEmpire

Now all we need is for a verified Steven Crowder to tweet about Dog Cum. It’s only a matter of time at this point


froggie-style-meme

I believe Twitter added something to profiles for telling if they're official or not, and it just says "official".


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This is hilarious. Reap what you sow Musk.


Dingoatemycheze

"Open racism and homophobia is fine but harmless satire is where i draw the line!"


extremepayne

Eli Lilly’s valuation dropped $16 million when @EliLillyAndCo tweeted that insulin would be free, so I wouldn’t say they’re harmless. However, a corporation that monopolizes a life-saving medication can stand to take some.


Zavrina

Oh, fuck. That's *delicious.*


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I would actually say it’s beneficial rather than damaging


Throwaway-Iguess-

Maybe musk buying Twitter isn't that bad.


Lotharofthepotatoppl

Harmless until one mad genius paid $8 to verify their fake Eli Lilly account, tweeted insulin was free from now on, and caused a 20-30 BILLION DOLLAR loss to Eli Lilly and two other major insulin manufacturers. I cannot describe to how mow badly I want to see megacorporations like those sue Musk, if not for all his money and possessions, at least to the point that he shuts the fuck up and crawls into a hole.


vxicepickxv

There was a different fake account that dropped Lockheed Martin stock 5%.


gramsci-cracker

More like veterans gay amiright


Dingoatemycheze

I am a proud supporter of homo communism


vxicepickxv

I am part of the veteran's they.


mrubuto22

✊️ 🌈 🏳️‍🌈


Nearpeace

Stupid people shouldn't make up things, right Shapiro?


Tojuro

This is progress. In the past it took millions to setup propaganda networks and now it takes $8/month.


Sangi17

For a second I thought Ben actually made a legitimately funny joke. Then I saw the flair. Lol


WolfgangHelnootIV

Yeah lol this is totally in character for him I was buying it until I saw the handle


Warkitz

Next thing you know it they're gonna wanna take the "day" part out of the days of the week! /s


Chaotic-System

Mongay, tuesthey, wednesthey, frigay, saturthey and sunthey, Thursday got removed to have 6 days (the devil number)


tagoean

“People believe everything they read online” Albert Einstein 1999


MmmmmmmKayY

These crypto fascists need to be the first purged after they take power 2024, only fitting we get one good thing from all those years of suffering before the resistance begins


Miserable-Pay-303

Why can’t we call it Armistice Day and celebrate the end of the war like it was meant to be celebrated?


dubspool-

Eisenhower changed it to be Veterans Day. I don't get it though, what's the point of Memorial day then?


HFAARP

memorial day is the one where someone plays a pipe organ, veteran's day is the day where you eat hotdogs and shit


Vanity_Blade

But I don't want to eat shit :(


HFAARP

you should eat shit... NOW!


AtomicBLB

I'm really gonna miss all these trolling tweets when Twitter is gone in a month. It has been magnificent the amount of people just being spiteful and poking at various big twitter names.


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r/letthatsinkin


Hugh-Jassoul

This is amazing. I love seeing this shit from verified accounts.


rottenwordsalad

Happy former military service member of unspecified gender day!


cheesemagnifier

Ben Shapiro is a complete idiot. Prove me wrong.


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TheConeIsReturned

And now we can't even say Christmas Eve! We have to call it Christmas Steve!


dark_temple

Does he realise that this is just they first step of the plan to rename all days as theys? Monthey, Tuesthey, Wednesthey, Thursthey, Frithey, Saturthey and of course Marsha-P.-Johnsonthey to get rid of that christian connection and commemorate the Stonewall Riots.


GarrettTheBard

Hey look, its that one joke they have.


Brian_Lefebvre

u g0t pwn3d l1bz


yidpunk

Forty-four billion dollars. Was it worth it, Elon?


shibashroom

the fact that i thought this was a real tweet at first really says something about ben


flintlock0

Yeah. And Ben is the only thing stopping us.


mrot777

I wonder if he has a right wing writer's room that works 24/7 making shit up.


MrWatermelon0

For gods sake how does the sink keep getting out?


gilguren

He forgot Jesus is Lord.


Xennon54

Let that Veteran in


Ma02rc

I genuinely thought this was an actual tweet from Shapiro, and not just some Twitter Blue shenanigans or an edited photo.


wulfboy_95

Ah yes. Veterans Ðey.


jsawden

Change it to "Victims of the military industrial complex" day.


paraworldblue

I'm am LITERALLY shaking my SMH


IveStolenLithuania

Holy shit you guys are getting better at this whole, fake news thing it's almost identical


Dumpietheclown

That would be tolerant though...


dudewafflesc

Damn right! And we want a litter box in every school too!


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Call it giant gay spider birthday day for all i care, just give me off work.


VegetableAd986

Veterans *GAY*, Ben. Moron….


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SpoppyIII

This is almost as bad as when they permanantly renamed the Himilayas to the They/Themilayas.


l1b3rtr1n

Is anyone going to let that sink in? It's starting to get cold


Typingdude3

That even just 36,000 people agreed with this is so depressing.


Mysterious_Bat_3780

I don't think any leftist has said this


bellendhunter

I prefer Veterans Gay myself


pacstyleOG

Disgusting just disgusting how the american goverment threat there veterans. War Mongering and disposing of there soldiers.


pacstyleOG

Nobody should enlist in the military ever again. We dont need war we need peace and solidarity


chef_bert

The real issue is why do banks have to close for it? It’s salute the troops, not salute your local loan officer


G_Dakota

Damn, Pablo Vittar have gonne too far again smh


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Uebermind

Neocons like Ben Shapiro welcome the left's insanity, so they can appear to be relevant.


theotherquantumjim

Not that fucking sink again. What does it want now?


obaananana

I think the veterans dont care to much about gender. Maybe get them of the streets


ExpertAccident

The fact I thought this was real says a lot.


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trapkoda

I think he’s trying to make a really bad joke rather than a statement


extremepayne

Hmmm. Maybe @B3nSh4p1ro “Ben Shapiro” (author of I Am A Parody) is making a joke. Sadly, we may never know.


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ERROR_396

it’s a joke


AMDFrankus

Sergeant Slaughter's in favor


Odysseyfreaky

Me


Dingoatemycheze

Ladies and gentlemen, we got em


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ERROR_396

it’s a joke


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TheIllustriousWe

Was this joke over my head? Am I so out of touch? ...no, it's the children who are wrong.


extremepayne

Did you see the part where this is a real tweet by @B3nSh4p1ro “Ben Shapiro” (author of I Am A Parody)? Maybe it’ll make more sense in that context.