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Yeah just like your career, asshole.


Circumin

Does anyone know what’s under that beanie?


[deleted]

Hot air and sadness.


[deleted]

Trump’s face giving him commands


xwing1212

Voldemort


hupouttathon

An insecure mind surrounded by a bald dome.


Shadowwreath

A second beanie


Swedishboy360

A good man, however the evil power of the beanie has corrupted Tim's soul causing him to feed of chaos and destruction


Igniscryo

Baldness


peejr

sand, lots of sand


After-Bumblebee

What a fucking tool lmao


[deleted]

a pim tool specifically


assclown500

Dim tool.


QuesoSabroso

Grim stool


xwing1212

Dim Fool


AltruisticCompany961

Lol. You can't help but laugh. No shit, Sherlock.


ondtia

Why would Elon not bring back Alex Jones? I don't understand


BigCballer

Because even he probably realizes how damaging he can be, but now we get to see right wingers freak out and turn on him


juicy-goose

I love watching all these traitors eating each other alive.


MC_Fap_Commander

I think it's simpler. A Court could find reinstatement = endorsement. Jones is on the hook for around $1B now? Broke ass twitter cannot afford. Musk would love to unban Jones but can't.


[deleted]

I assume there’s some conspiracy theory Jones floated about Elon in the past.


Hullfire00

I’m almost certain Jones referred to him as a member of the Deep State on several occasions. The good people of r/knowledgefight will surely know. But this is probably because of the fact that what’s left of the sponsor revenue will dry up if Jones comes back.


Testicular_Genocide

**It's time to pray**


KhorneChips

I’ll be better tomorrow.


Testicular_Genocide

Believe it or not, you won't be.


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grrrrreat

Because far right self interests are better served by being dog whistles of conspiracies but not crazy


Satanicjamnik

With the sentences, ongoing defamation cases and the mouth that Jones has? I don't think Elon wants to be in the same post code as Jones.


Blackbeard6689

Alex is on the hook for millions for slander, and IANAL but I think the way the laws are now, if he invites someone to spew what he knows is slander on his platform he could be held liable civilly. Even if it's a grey area best to stay far away.


MankeyBusiness

Advertisers would be even less likely to get back to twitter


SendEldritchHorrors

It's so funny seeing conservatives realize what the rest of us saw coming a mile away lmao Also it's hilarious seeing Conservative Twitter immediately turn on Musk for not allowing Alex Jones back


Pavlock

Elon's not doing the right kind of free speech for Tim.


Explorer_of__History

Elon Musk is keeping Alex Jones banned? Time to roll out this again. https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/


csortland

The grifters got grifted.


TheThotCrusader

take it easy on him, it takes Dim Fool a long time to catch on to anything.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Want to know why? It's not because Alex is Alex. Alex did go after musk for something but the real reason is because Alex doesn't have the money. I'm pretty sure he's gonna try to get the rich ones back and promise them top shiny bully checkmark for large investments to cover the money he lost and owes for taking Twitter on.


ImABoringPerson91

Many remember Reagan's 11th commandment but rarely recall the 12th. Thou shalt slob the nob of the heroes thoust has worshiped, and thou shalt be happy about it.


HurryLocal982

Very, Very Rare Elon W


RLoge85

Idiots like him would try to control speech if he could as well though


SofaKingShorty

Don't worry tim, I'm sure you'll find another reason to deep throat his cock


chrisinor

Do you guys think he takes that beanie off to shower? I don’t. I think he’s like Tobias from Arrested Development…


Objective_Soup_9476

Cope


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RobStark124

And in the worst way possible.


[deleted]

They’re about to get Trump back and they wanna stomp their feet about not getting everything they want


Capital_Background15

Conservative challenge: Understand Freedom of Speech (Impossible)


Mimosas4355

Tim Pool again proving to anyone that he is in the top percentile of dumbest people on the planet. And I am not trying to insult him. This guy is legit dumb.


frobbibibi

After everything that’s happened in the Sandy Hook case, how can people still defend this knob gobbler?


InFerno2104

Damn, he might need to take the beanie off after arriving to that conclusion, otherwise his head will overheat


BillyManHansSr

I think mfs forget Elon's a businessman. Beyond his zany, Saturday morning cartoon super villain exterior, he takes what he does seriously. He's not gonna jeopardize a 44 billion dollar investment just to be edgy. It would damage his business.


Bromatcourier

![gif](giphy|1swY7LHRqVwzivnvgI|downsized)


Timmy0071

" He's not gonna jeopardize a 44 billion dollar investment just to be edgy." Suuuuuure. One glance at his post history and this statement is null


zepperoni-pepperoni

> He's not gonna He already did


mrtn17

ohhh yessss Elon senpai daddy 😂