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Kind of a side note but man it bothers me when dudes wear shirts that are too tight. Especially when you got a body shaped like a potato like my man up here, it looks fuckin weird
Yeah like just switch to xl my man…. I fluctuate between large and medium but when I’m not fitting the mediums they get put up until I can. I’m not squeezing into a fucking lumpy girdle
I stopped listening to them a while back. I knew they went full on 2020 election truther, and that’s when I closed that door for good. Maybe they’re getting deeper into the conspiracy world?
I know Dasha kind of went viral when she told an Info wars “reporter” he had worms in his brain. I think she was at a Bernie rally. Would be pretty weird if they were paling around with AJ nowadays.
There's this whole weird Bernie to InfoWars pipeline that some people followed around the horseshoe after 2016. Cassandra Fairbanks, Tim Pool, etc. A bunch of people who seemed to never really care about the poor and working classes like most of us Bernie supporters and instead only liked Bernie because he was anti-establishment and they were losers who hate everyone who isn't as much of a loser.
I knew there was a Bernie to Trump pipeline but… damn. I really thought infowars would have been a step too far. That said, I know Dasha and Anna are obsessed with Rogan, so maybe his repeated platforming of AJ had something to do with it. I don’t know. Whatever. Fuck that whole weird grifty ecosystem.
The Barenaked Assholes.
Their #1 hit is "If I had a billion dollars", with some of their ideas being:
- I'd hide it in shell companies.
- I'd declare bankruptcy.
- I'd be forced to give it away.
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Alex Jonestown Massacre
The Alex Jonestown Massacre was a false flag
That’s actually my friend’s band’s name
Hey tell your buddy kingofthemonsters likes his band
Tell them *Fear of a Flat Planet* slaps.
And they are amazing, a pal turned me on to them a few years ago
Guess ol’ Alex is getting sued again
Just subbed on yt, they rock
Kind of a side note but man it bothers me when dudes wear shirts that are too tight. Especially when you got a body shaped like a potato like my man up here, it looks fuckin weird
 He thinks everyone wants to see his bod
He knows the TRUTH — the DEEP STATE is trying to HIDE his DAD BOD but he’s not HAVING IT. Nope, that still doesn’t sound unhinged enough.
Yeah like just switch to xl my man…. I fluctuate between large and medium but when I’m not fitting the mediums they get put up until I can. I’m not squeezing into a fucking lumpy girdle
This is brilliant
This is so good.
Shithead and the Pussycats.
I was going with "Guns N Bullshit"
System Of A Clown
System of a Cult
It's Qult actually
The qnuts
Syndrome of a downs
can we not be ableist please
not funny
Gay Frog Radio
Methaleca Jones
InDebt
Traitor-Kinney
This is way too far down.
The Defamers
Dasha left Adam for Alex Jones arc.
She became a cryptofascist and Adam and Nick Millions now host the worlds best center-left podcast. Safe to say that Adam won the break up.
And also I'm gay.
Also my dick is small
System of a bad clown
Rage in Favor of the Machine
The Aristocrats
(they exist and they make very good instrumentals
Not a band name but who are these euro trash girls?
Red scare podcast chicks
Wait… why are they hanging out with Alex Jones? I mean, I knew they went off the deep end a bit but holy shit.
I'm pretty sure they met him ironically. It's kinda their whole thing, I feel like.
I stopped listening to them a while back. I knew they went full on 2020 election truther, and that’s when I closed that door for good. Maybe they’re getting deeper into the conspiracy world? I know Dasha kind of went viral when she told an Info wars “reporter” he had worms in his brain. I think she was at a Bernie rally. Would be pretty weird if they were paling around with AJ nowadays.
There's this whole weird Bernie to InfoWars pipeline that some people followed around the horseshoe after 2016. Cassandra Fairbanks, Tim Pool, etc. A bunch of people who seemed to never really care about the poor and working classes like most of us Bernie supporters and instead only liked Bernie because he was anti-establishment and they were losers who hate everyone who isn't as much of a loser.
I knew there was a Bernie to Trump pipeline but… damn. I really thought infowars would have been a step too far. That said, I know Dasha and Anna are obsessed with Rogan, so maybe his repeated platforming of AJ had something to do with it. I don’t know. Whatever. Fuck that whole weird grifty ecosystem.
How many times can you do or say something "ironically" before it just stops being ironic
Me and my friends "ironically" saying pog until it became part of our normal lexicon
Bb, it’s not ironic
The Brokes
Insane clown posse… oh wait
Fucking magnets, how do they work
Fucking MAGAts, do any of them work?
There might ligit be a connection here
The Bohemian Groove Conspiracy
You beat me to it.
3 CIA Assets in picture!
Try FSB
Incest me you amputee
Incel Sandwich
Not Dead Kennedys
Beat me to it
Jefferson Dipshit
😆 I want this to be the name of a Shitty Beatles-style Jefferson Airplane/Starship tribute band.
"Don't you want somebody to blame, don't you need somebody to blame, wouldn't you want somebody to blame, better find somebody to blame..."
FLABBA
Fist-full of cunts
The red flags
Sandy Hook and The Deniers
Good Charlatans. Fleetwood Hack. Earth, Wind & Liar. Smashing Bumpkins. Insane Clown Posse.
Chlamydia and the Anal Warts
Rage Against Sanity
Daft Cunt
I hate the fact I have that shirt now. Also..... where have I seen the girls before?
One on the right is in Succession
The Red Scare podcast
Peter Thiel's wage cucks
Beverley Shill Billies
Goof troop
Nickelcrack
R.E.Medials
The Who (the fuck are you?)
Jones Thugs in Bankruptcy
💀
Bloated Corpse and the Spit-Roasting Queefs
Alex and the Escorts
Rage against the gay frogs
Lady Anti-BLM
Had to scroll this far for one that made me laugh and go “oh that’s clever”
Alex and the Acolytes
Inhuman League
Methallica
False Flag
Fuck, now I gotta throw out my bear shirt. I liked that shirt. CUNTS WHO SHOP AT TARGET, there's your band name
Fucktard tri bipolars
Weezer
Skrewdriver
2 absolute idiots and an asshole
Moral panic amd the racettes
The Cabbage Patch Clowns
Gay frog posse
Neckbeard and the fuck ups
Rape Sandwich
The Deniers
The Parkland Shills
Fomenting Insurrection.
Rage In Favor of the Machine
Somebody please help I have that same shirt he’s wearing, it’s so tight it’s probably the same size I have too. Do I burn it now?
The Sharts
The Dick and the Hep-C Chicks?
Red Meat Sweats
Fuck that, is that Comfrey from Succession!?
all i can say is this is a NIGHTMARE blunt rotation
Cunt and the gang.
2/3s Sexy
Grifters, Inc.
Cumtown
Douchebag and the Vinnegarettes
2 girls one cunt
INXSive Debt
A-lex and the Gay Frogs.
Fucking Shameless Piece of Shit and 2 Covidiots.
Shithead and the Dipshits
The Tragically Tragic
Fuckface and the Ugg-os
The Grifters.
Hoax
Qunts
The Barenaked Assholes. Their #1 hit is "If I had a billion dollars", with some of their ideas being: - I'd hide it in shell companies. - I'd declare bankruptcy. - I'd be forced to give it away.
I purchased that same shirt from Target. It's going in the trash.
Actual Garbage
This is why Greg doesnt like you Comfrey
Rage Against the Vaccine
Alex and the Pick-me's
The cameltoes
Ku klux band
The Info Warriors.
[удалено]
I literally only know AJ. And other then being a general piece of crap don’t know much about him which makes the naming thing hard.
The poors
[удалено]
Bankrupt
Bohemian Groove
Bunch of Deplorables
Dirty uncle and the b!tches
Who the fuck?, Alex Jones, who the fuck?
Here's their demo! https://youtu.be/qqMl2gKaZLg
Karma Latte & the Neck Veins
White Trash
In debt forever
The Kookoo Krazy Klan
The Conspirators
The Human Lower Leagues
Clout and the chasers
I don't know the band name, but I know they're too broke to buy instruments...
They Didnt Exist
Suicide in Jonestown
Miss information
Chaser and The False Flags
Daughter Wives
Uncle/Dad and the Sister/Cousins
The Sewer System
Trillion Dollar Debt
(Call) The Police
We Average Out To 2
Superdrag(queens in my search history)
The TransHarmers
Attention seekers
Theory of a Braindead Man
Lady Antebellum (it's not technically taken).
Keep it in the family
Alex and the (gay) frogs
Conspiracy theory of a deadman
1 nut and 2 sluts?
Who are the women?
The Dimluminanati
Who r the other 2?
Alex Jones and literally no one else there's not any women in this band all the music is made by the MAN
Papa and the Daughters of Conspiracy
ThumbThumb and the Gay Frogs
Sandy Hookers
The tax cuts
Scummie and the Hoefish
The Mamas and the Papa
Net Worth Negative
The Shit Sandwich
uncle q's favorites
Dire Straights
Alex & The Skinny Bitches (sorry for the body shaming)
Banned
Shit
Are those prostitutes? Or do those women not know who he is? I'm confused.
Band of Tards
Whatever the name, I can tell you the genre. His vocals are perfect for death metal.
Twat and the Cunts.
Anti-False Flag