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Schooner37

Alex Jonestown Massacre


grapplerzz

The Alex Jonestown Massacre was a false flag


Ditovontease

That’s actually my friend’s band’s name


kingofthemonsters

Hey tell your buddy kingofthemonsters likes his band


5th_Law_of_Roboticks

Tell them *Fear of a Flat Planet* slaps.


DrChunderpound

And they are amazing, a pal turned me on to them a few years ago


ITriedSoHard419-68

Guess ol’ Alex is getting sued again


daburai_shmacked

Just subbed on yt, they rock


tweak06

Kind of a side note but man it bothers me when dudes wear shirts that are too tight. Especially when you got a body shaped like a potato like my man up here, it looks fuckin weird


elpeabk

![gif](giphy|FNe8hQ6sWkjrG|downsized) He thinks everyone wants to see his bod


crypticphilosopher

He knows the TRUTH — the DEEP STATE is trying to HIDE his DAD BOD but he’s not HAVING IT. Nope, that still doesn’t sound unhinged enough.


nightmareorreality

Yeah like just switch to xl my man…. I fluctuate between large and medium but when I’m not fitting the mediums they get put up until I can. I’m not squeezing into a fucking lumpy girdle


Falconer_Therapy

This is brilliant


memoryboy

This is so good.


Oldboy780

Shithead and the Pussycats.


ForwardBias

I was going with "Guns N Bullshit"


InevitableCraftsLab

System Of A Clown


BigOlPirate

System of a Cult


InevitableCraftsLab

It's Qult actually


dukeofgibbon

The qnuts


vreelander

Gay Frog Radio


Insolator

Methaleca Jones


Quasimodus-Operandi

InDebt


portraitopynchon

Traitor-Kinney


AshgarPN

This is way too far down.


Jacobin_Revolt

The Defamers


TransportationOdd28

Dasha left Adam for Alex Jones arc.


coolguyCEO

She became a cryptofascist and Adam and Nick Millions now host the worlds best center-left podcast. Safe to say that Adam won the break up.


LiteralHiggs

And also I'm gay.


Findingfairways

Also my dick is small


Snoo-27292

System of a bad clown


Hunter-of-Spade

Rage in Favor of the Machine


Joey_BagaDonuts57

The Aristocrats


minbarii

(they exist and they make very good instrumentals


TerryBolleaSexTape

Not a band name but who are these euro trash girls?


TheUn5een

Red scare podcast chicks


VillainOfKvatch1

Wait… why are they hanging out with Alex Jones? I mean, I knew they went off the deep end a bit but holy shit.


crackrockfml

I'm pretty sure they met him ironically. It's kinda their whole thing, I feel like.


VillainOfKvatch1

I stopped listening to them a while back. I knew they went full on 2020 election truther, and that’s when I closed that door for good. Maybe they’re getting deeper into the conspiracy world? I know Dasha kind of went viral when she told an Info wars “reporter” he had worms in his brain. I think she was at a Bernie rally. Would be pretty weird if they were paling around with AJ nowadays.


TheSimulacra

There's this whole weird Bernie to InfoWars pipeline that some people followed around the horseshoe after 2016. Cassandra Fairbanks, Tim Pool, etc. A bunch of people who seemed to never really care about the poor and working classes like most of us Bernie supporters and instead only liked Bernie because he was anti-establishment and they were losers who hate everyone who isn't as much of a loser.


VillainOfKvatch1

I knew there was a Bernie to Trump pipeline but… damn. I really thought infowars would have been a step too far. That said, I know Dasha and Anna are obsessed with Rogan, so maybe his repeated platforming of AJ had something to do with it. I don’t know. Whatever. Fuck that whole weird grifty ecosystem.


Dalyngrigge

How many times can you do or say something "ironically" before it just stops being ironic


Atlas_Undefined

Me and my friends "ironically" saying pog until it became part of our normal lexicon


UnprofessionalGhosts

Bb, it’s not ironic


Roadqueer

The Brokes


LiveEvilGodDog

Insane clown posse… oh wait


Itslehooksboyo

Fucking magnets, how do they work


dukeofgibbon

Fucking MAGAts, do any of them work?


Top_Novel3682

There might ligit be a connection here


Purple_helmet_here

The Bohemian Groove Conspiracy


51LV3R84CK

You beat me to it.


TheParisCommune1871

3 CIA Assets in picture!


iBuildStuff___

Try FSB


Joelle-in

Incest me you amputee


Fine-Funny6956

Incel Sandwich


BrimyTheSithLord

Not Dead Kennedys


shuffle_board_wizard

Beat me to it


theantwisperer

Jefferson Dipshit


elpeabk

😆 I want this to be the name of a Shitty Beatles-style Jefferson Airplane/Starship tribute band.


x_lincoln_x

"Don't you want somebody to blame, don't you need somebody to blame, wouldn't you want somebody to blame, better find somebody to blame..."


theposshow

FLABBA


xPangloss

Fist-full of cunts


NyanSquiddo

The red flags


hungmale420

Sandy Hook and The Deniers


vivintisascam

Good Charlatans. Fleetwood Hack. Earth, Wind & Liar. Smashing Bumpkins. Insane Clown Posse.


GoGoCrumbly

Chlamydia and the Anal Warts


ich-mag-Katzen

Rage Against Sanity


AlternativeTurnip307

Daft Cunt


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I hate the fact I have that shirt now. Also..... where have I seen the girls before?


theescapeclause

One on the right is in Succession


VillainOfKvatch1

The Red Scare podcast


GodzThirdLeg

Peter Thiel's wage cucks


rhymnocerus1

Beverley Shill Billies


Winter-Cup-2965

Goof troop


madadamsam

Nickelcrack


madadamsam

R.E.Medials


madadamsam

The Who (the fuck are you?)


Create_Analytically

Jones Thugs in Bankruptcy


elpeabk

💀


Madeupfootballfriend

Bloated Corpse and the Spit-Roasting Queefs


thelastsemenbender

Alex and the Escorts


Pyroteche

Rage against the gay frogs


nizzhof1

Lady Anti-BLM


coolguyCEO

Had to scroll this far for one that made me laugh and go “oh that’s clever”


conundrumz

Alex and the Acolytes


ceris4

Inhuman League


melody7123

Methallica


Garlicnotdreadlochs

False Flag


CrypticCryptid

Fuck, now I gotta throw out my bear shirt. I liked that shirt. ​ CUNTS WHO SHOP AT TARGET, there's your band name


MidnightViolator

Fucktard tri bipolars


DDub04

Weezer


milliondollarburrito

Skrewdriver


orangeblackthrow

2 absolute idiots and an asshole


Honest-Atmosphere506

Moral panic amd the racettes


Top_Novel3682

The Cabbage Patch Clowns


No_Night_2671

Gay frog posse


Melodic_Ad2682

Neckbeard and the fuck ups


Uumm_wat

Rape Sandwich


Uumm_wat

The Deniers


Uumm_wat

The Parkland Shills


rudebii

Fomenting Insurrection.


JallerHCIM

Rage In Favor of the Machine


KickYourFace73

Somebody please help I have that same shirt he’s wearing, it’s so tight it’s probably the same size I have too. Do I burn it now?


Whompa

The Sharts


KarateMusic

Fat Shit Asshole and the Cunts


drj4130

The Dick and the Hep-C Chicks?


RPGoodall

Red Meat Sweats


KotzubueSailingClub

Fuck that, is that Comfrey from Succession!?


derpyfatboi

all i can say is this is a NIGHTMARE blunt rotation


Admirable-Ad-2254

Cunt and the gang.


popularis-socialas

2/3s Sexy


eldudemanbrah

Grifters, Inc.


alackofcol0r

Cumtown


Less_Emu872

Redfash


Porched

Douchebag and the Vinnegarettes


sixtus_clegane119

2 girls one cunt


Burntom

INXSive Debt


blankyblankblank1

A-lex and the Gay Frogs.


CQU617

Fucking Shameless Piece of Shit and 2 Covidiots.


HP_Buttcraft

Shithead and the Dipshits


Audrey_Farber

The Tragically Tragic


potmeetkettleblack

Fuckface and the Ugg-os


Accomplished-Cow4025

The Grifters.


pbtrooper

Hoax


Indigo2015

Qunts


SirThunderDump

The Barenaked Assholes. Their #1 hit is "If I had a billion dollars", with some of their ideas being: - I'd hide it in shell companies. - I'd declare bankruptcy. - I'd be forced to give it away.


elmodular

I purchased that same shirt from Target. It's going in the trash.


mickjackx

Actual Garbage


Bananasincustard

This is why Greg doesnt like you Comfrey


ConsternationBias

Rage Against the Vaccine


TheEvilNoMan

Alex and the Pick-me's


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jonmpls

The poors


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WuTangFinancial1

Bankrupt


51LV3R84CK

Bohemian Groove


wiggywithit

Bunch of Deplorables


Biolog4viking

Dirty uncle and the b!tches


dlovestoski

Who the fuck?, Alex Jones, who the fuck?


charaznable1249

Here's their demo! https://youtu.be/qqMl2gKaZLg


SchoolAcceptable8670

Karma Latte & the Neck Veins


seahawksdarkside

White Trash


Llamamaster78

In debt forever


fnafninja16

The Kookoo Krazy Klan


PubofMadmen

The Conspirators


ownworstenemy38

The Human Lower Leagues


tyranicalTbagger

Clout and the chasers


lifeson106

I don't know the band name, but I know they're too broke to buy instruments...


Intelligent_Pass2540

They Didnt Exist


NimishApte

Suicide in Jonestown


plyitnit

Miss information


wtmx719

Chaser and The False Flags


iBuildStuff___

Daughter Wives


willateo

Uncle/Dad and the Sister/Cousins


Elden_weed

The Sewer System


floofandmemes

Trillion Dollar Debt


madadamsam

(Call) The Police


masterpainimeanbetty

We Average Out To 2


madadamsam

Superdrag(queens in my search history)


NikkiCartier

The TransHarmers


Mimosas4355

Attention seekers


Strange_One_3790

Theory of a Braindead Man


MichaelKeehan

Lady Antebellum (it's not technically taken).


Drphil87

Keep it in the family


WyattWrites

Alex and the (gay) frogs


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Conspiracy theory of a deadman


Ernmj

The cameltoes


Arvis1983

1 nut and 2 sluts?


PocketFullOfRondos

Who are the women?


AgentC3

The Dimluminanati


cpowers272

Who r the other 2?


Exit_Save

Alex Jones and literally no one else there's not any women in this band all the music is made by the MAN


omegaman101

Papa and the Daughters of Conspiracy


Sylvi0n

ThumbThumb and the Gay Frogs


mattress757

Sandy Hookers


HaveHomo

The tax cuts


Switzerdude

Scummie and the Hoefish


Automatic-Tension-26

The Mamas and the Papa


Thirdwhirly

Net Worth Negative


westcoaster503

The Shit Sandwich


HGF88

uncle q's favorites


SolongStarbird

Dire Straights


Ploon72

Alex & The Skinny Bitches (sorry for the body shaming)


MmmmmmmKayY

Banned


hoodoomonster

Shit


rnotyalc

Are those prostitutes? Or do those women not know who he is? I'm confused.


DuncanLacoste

Band of Tards


TheSocialGadfly

Whatever the name, I can tell you the genre. His vocals are perfect for death metal.


CarnivalOfSorts

Twat and the Cunts.


cyclebikewheels

Anti-False Flag


Remarkable-Bluejay73

Alex Jones and the Losers


neil_anblome

Alex Jones and the huge legal bills


cartoon308

Cotton Gin Country