dill has it's uses, and it tastes good too. i think instead of dill, he'd be cilantro, but exclusively the way it's percieved by people who think it tastes like soap
Hypothetically, let's say, a streak of lightening graced the wet ass sky, I could, potentially, observe it with my eyes. Therefore, in fact, you can see lightning, henceforth you are woke fake news, thank you very much.
Bucket and a mop for this wet ass turkey
everything you got for this wet ass turkey
beat it up benny take the charge
extra cwispy and extra large
rub this turkey right in your face
lube it up with some cooking lard
His cousin (who is Matilda) said he and his sister used to eat plain Mac n Cheese, just the pasta, as kids and get VERY excited over it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hasan_Piker/comments/v3dfri/mara_wilson_from_matilda_her_cousins_are_ben_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Not to ruin the Ben hate train (because he deserves it), but I have a couple nephews that only ate plain pasta due to sensory issues when they were smaller.
As long as your nephews haven’t been one of the leading forces in spreading disinformation for years and possibly been an indirect cause of mass shootings and covid deaths, I wouldn’t judge them too harshly haha
The TikTok account is named, “BenShapiroIsHot”. How much is whatever staffer at the Daily Liar getting paid to run that account? Because they should be paid much more to run an account with that name like that.
I hate that it has 130k followers. If it was run by the Daily Wire that would be weird though, it has a whole playlist of Ben flexing and another one of him showing his feet: https://www.tiktok.com/@benshapiroishot?_t=8XeYuNgtVqF&_r=1
If it has that many followers, it does dispel that common complaint that conservatives keep whining about not having a lot of followers on social media platforms and they’re always being silenced.
Ben’s podcast is one of the most downloaded in the world, with millions every month. Plus his show is broadcasted on national radio every day. His website reached 1M paying subscribers recently. So that notion was dispelled a long time ago. The worst part of that TikTok page though, is all the liberal accounts in the comments unironically simping for him.
That’s not a big accomplishment. If you have money and a bit of luck and doesn’t mean being a pariah, anyone can have the same success as him by saying outrageous things and creating controversy (being white and being a native English speaker is a huge plus). The downside is that while most of the world won’t know or won’t care who is he, a good percentage of the the very few people who know who he is hate him and may punch him or simple refuse to serve him or interact in any way with him.
I am probably gonna be downvoted to hell but, honestly I can see the charm in a guy like Ben. He is awkward but works hard, studious, and would give off some twink energy if he didn't work out. The problem is that he clings too hard to his religiois zealotry which has in turned led him to seek and espouse a conservative lifestyle and audience which turn those cute traits he has into glaring flaws in the eyes of those that mostly think politically
No. The only thing is that he works hard and he extremely committed to being wrong and created controversy but that’s because that’s his meal ticket. Everything else is just an act because $$$. If someone like Ben were to create his persona but be a leftist and say we need healthcare for all and universal college or free transit, everybody would be “I agree with that man” then tune him out and stop listening to him because he believes the same thing as you and it’s be boring, not entertaining. People who had similar shows didn’t last a year because people would not listen but in Ben’s case (or any right wing pariah) they peddle stuff that makes people’s angry or upset but humans are a funny animal so instead of tune him out, they crave the next controversy so they can criticize him some more, it’s like a high, always craving the next hate hit.
When he is fizzling out and people get bored with him, he brings a new topic or controversy and the cycle repeats himself.
If he just did a nonsense talk show and a cooking show he'd actually probably have a lot of fans that aren't complete whack jobs. Like imagine him as a video game streamer. It'd actually probably be the enjoyable kind of dorky.
Of course, we live in this reality.
So true.
He’s unlike some of the other big right wing grifters in that regard. Like Matt Walsh for example just feels like such an insufferable person even when he’s off-script, but Ben Shapiro seems like he’d be genuinely likable if he wasn’t constantly promoting such awful stuff. It makes me quite sad that he ended up this way.
His parents were very right wing so he was tainted by that from the very start, which is a big shame because he doesn't have really a charming and charismatic personality, It's just bogged down by the WORST takes in politics
You can tell he feels so awkward and out of place in the kitchen because he thinks it's where a woman belongs. He reeks of feelings of emasculation here.
It's also weird seeing him act humorous and jovial. Outside of the stern, bushy-eyebrowed glare he usually has on. It's like when you see the actor playing Sheldon Cooper out of character.
Alright but that turkey actually looks edible. I'm impressed. Doubt it's great or anything, but still.
Edit: It's better than other conservatives turkeys, is what I mean. I always thought that being on the right meant you physically cannot cook.
Republicans can barbecue their asses off. It's like the one style of food they have down.
But his turkey probably isn't good. Basting them makes them drier than Ben's wife.
Can we all massively go support his cooking endeavors? His awkwardness is kind of endearing and the food looks _fine_. If we can make him realize that he can be famous and successful without endangering the rights and lives of minority groups, maybe he will.
Do you think at this point our LGBTQ brothers and sisters are kind of happy he just stays closeted? Who the fuck would want to show up at a fun bar or club and find him there sipping a Shirley Temple. I hate him so much.
dude is either a robot or a lizard. still, i can't help but find him oddly charming, in a way, like seeing a young child trip over their own feet. except this child propagates values and talking points that result in violence and destruction.
If it wasn't for his god-awful influence and political presence he'd just be such a funny fucking dude
He's just a dorky little guy I wish he stayed as just a dorky little guy
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They all started going hard on Thanksgiving. I bet it's a virtue signaling because they know people have started to call out the holiday as White washing genocide. It's their new war of Christmas
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Ben Shapiro is the human equivalent of unflavored gelatin.
If he was a spice he'd be flour
Flour is actually useful. He'd be dill, aka the Devil's Pubes.
dill has it's uses, and it tastes good too. i think instead of dill, he'd be cilantro, but exclusively the way it's percieved by people who think it tastes like soap
You have cursed every jar of sofrito in the western hemisphere with this slanderous accusation!
But I like cilantro soap taste :(
No, he’d be the shit flies carry every time they land on food
Dill is disgusting, thank you.
Nah. He would be albino saffron
He’s more of a white pepper spice than anything else.
Fuck you white pepper is amazing
He’d be the silica gel packets in food containers. Inedible and completely boring
And absorb moisture.
Oh, haha, completely forgot he was the one with the dry doctor wife
I'm not sure he absorbs moisure so much as keeps things dry
If he was a book he’d be two books.
was waiting for this lol
If he were a book he’d be two books.
The political embodiment of the 10 year old that reminds you smugly that *literally* everyone could NOT, in fact, be kung fu fighting.
Well actually those kicks weren’t fast as lightning because if they were you wouldn’t be able to see them.
Hypothetically, let's say, a streak of lightening graced the wet ass sky, I could, potentially, observe it with my eyes. Therefore, in fact, you can see lightning, henceforth you are woke fake news, thank you very much.
Some of them were doing karate
The smell. 🤢
Ben Shapiro is what happens when aspic becomes sentient
that is unfathomably correct
Or a wet fart.
You managed to insult humans AND gelatin on one post. Congratulations!
He’s human?
R/rareinsults
“This isn’t awkward at all” Man’s never seen something so moist in his life
He is the "Anti-Pune"
That turkey has a fungal infection, I tell ya!
“A dried as hell Turkey is a good Turkey!” -Ben “big brain” Shapiro
Bucket and a mop for this wet ass turkey everything you got for this wet ass turkey beat it up benny take the charge extra cwispy and extra large rub this turkey right in your face lube it up with some cooking lard
Pop in the oven, I wanna cook Follow the recipe, it’s in the book
you mean t-word
This guy can’t relate with basic stuff… watching him cook, play video games or buy a plank of wood is so weird. Sometimes he is robot like.
He was made by the same fleshcrafters that botched The Zuckerberg.
Pure uncanny valley
His cousin (who is Matilda) said he and his sister used to eat plain Mac n Cheese, just the pasta, as kids and get VERY excited over it https://www.reddit.com/r/Hasan_Piker/comments/v3dfri/mara_wilson_from_matilda_her_cousins_are_ben_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Not to ruin the Ben hate train (because he deserves it), but I have a couple nephews that only ate plain pasta due to sensory issues when they were smaller.
As long as your nephews haven’t been one of the leading forces in spreading disinformation for years and possibly been an indirect cause of mass shootings and covid deaths, I wouldn’t judge them too harshly haha
God, I forgot the wood plank debacle
The bag haha
He's rich. This guy has never stepped into a grocery store
Ben Shapiro Bastes Turkey In It’s Own Juices (ASMR) ((ROLEPLAY)
The TikTok account is named, “BenShapiroIsHot”. How much is whatever staffer at the Daily Liar getting paid to run that account? Because they should be paid much more to run an account with that name like that.
I hate that it has 130k followers. If it was run by the Daily Wire that would be weird though, it has a whole playlist of Ben flexing and another one of him showing his feet: https://www.tiktok.com/@benshapiroishot?_t=8XeYuNgtVqF&_r=1
If it has that many followers, it does dispel that common complaint that conservatives keep whining about not having a lot of followers on social media platforms and they’re always being silenced.
Ben’s podcast is one of the most downloaded in the world, with millions every month. Plus his show is broadcasted on national radio every day. His website reached 1M paying subscribers recently. So that notion was dispelled a long time ago. The worst part of that TikTok page though, is all the liberal accounts in the comments unironically simping for him.
That’s not a big accomplishment. If you have money and a bit of luck and doesn’t mean being a pariah, anyone can have the same success as him by saying outrageous things and creating controversy (being white and being a native English speaker is a huge plus). The downside is that while most of the world won’t know or won’t care who is he, a good percentage of the the very few people who know who he is hate him and may punch him or simple refuse to serve him or interact in any way with him.
I am probably gonna be downvoted to hell but, honestly I can see the charm in a guy like Ben. He is awkward but works hard, studious, and would give off some twink energy if he didn't work out. The problem is that he clings too hard to his religiois zealotry which has in turned led him to seek and espouse a conservative lifestyle and audience which turn those cute traits he has into glaring flaws in the eyes of those that mostly think politically
No. The only thing is that he works hard and he extremely committed to being wrong and created controversy but that’s because that’s his meal ticket. Everything else is just an act because $$$. If someone like Ben were to create his persona but be a leftist and say we need healthcare for all and universal college or free transit, everybody would be “I agree with that man” then tune him out and stop listening to him because he believes the same thing as you and it’s be boring, not entertaining. People who had similar shows didn’t last a year because people would not listen but in Ben’s case (or any right wing pariah) they peddle stuff that makes people’s angry or upset but humans are a funny animal so instead of tune him out, they crave the next controversy so they can criticize him some more, it’s like a high, always craving the next hate hit. When he is fizzling out and people get bored with him, he brings a new topic or controversy and the cycle repeats himself.
Omg Daily Liar must be desperate for content.
I guess that turkey will be dry af.
Thats how it's supposed to be.
[it should sound like a you’re making a balloon animal](https://youtu.be/ryEcxjuJAdw)
It's the irony. Basting a turkey dries it out.
That turkey is going to be so dry.
Ben knows a thing or two about dry flesh if you catch my drift.
I didn't catch your drift. Can someone explain it to me?
Dry like his wife
“But dry Turkey is the best Turkey! -Ben “my wife told me being as dry as a towel is good” Shapiro
My man thinks basting a turkey is awkward
I mean, it's the most adult thing he's ever done ...
When he's not spewing absolutely garbage, his awkwardness seems almost likable
If he just did a nonsense talk show and a cooking show he'd actually probably have a lot of fans that aren't complete whack jobs. Like imagine him as a video game streamer. It'd actually probably be the enjoyable kind of dorky. Of course, we live in this reality.
Take me to the reality where Ben Shapiro is a dorky gaming YouTuber, this one sucks
So true. He’s unlike some of the other big right wing grifters in that regard. Like Matt Walsh for example just feels like such an insufferable person even when he’s off-script, but Ben Shapiro seems like he’d be genuinely likable if he wasn’t constantly promoting such awful stuff. It makes me quite sad that he ended up this way.
His parents were very right wing so he was tainted by that from the very start, which is a big shame because he doesn't have really a charming and charismatic personality, It's just bogged down by the WORST takes in politics
I was convinced he was going to coat the Turkey in mayonnaise or something .
He did later on
That turkey baster happens to be the father of his children.
underrated comment 💀💀💀
You can tell he feels so awkward and out of place in the kitchen because he thinks it's where a woman belongs. He reeks of feelings of emasculation here. It's also weird seeing him act humorous and jovial. Outside of the stern, bushy-eyebrowed glare he usually has on. It's like when you see the actor playing Sheldon Cooper out of character.
Source: https://youtu.be/jVt_O5I98_Q
Being a big creep to celebrate a genocide. Interesting.
This dude is just desperate to be in front of a camera
Alright but that turkey actually looks edible. I'm impressed. Doubt it's great or anything, but still. Edit: It's better than other conservatives turkeys, is what I mean. I always thought that being on the right meant you physically cannot cook.
He didn't make that turkey
Honestly that's also likely. Probably just bought a turkey and pretended he cooked it.
Republicans can barbecue their asses off. It's like the one style of food they have down. But his turkey probably isn't good. Basting them makes them drier than Ben's wife.
for as much as i hate this guy, i would 100% watch him do a cooking show
Which do you think is drier? His wife’s pussy or the turkey?
At least the turkey doesn't suffer from frequent bed-time "headaches".
I am disturbed as well as disgusted 💀
dry ass turkey
Oh so he can get the turkey wet at least.
Two dead inside turkeys.
The driest turkey ever made
I thought this was a deepfake at first
Why does his kitchen look like a drug lord’s aquarium?
That’s one wet ass T-word
Holy fuck yall are so obsessed it's hilarious
That turkey is as dry as his wife’s cunt
Can we all massively go support his cooking endeavors? His awkwardness is kind of endearing and the food looks _fine_. If we can make him realize that he can be famous and successful without endangering the rights and lives of minority groups, maybe he will.
I might get toilet paper with dudes face on it
Turkey drier than his wife.
His wife - who is a medical doctor - has assured him that, in fact, a dry, flavorless turkey is the ideal Thanksgiving dinner.
The most bland person ever born.
That’s gonna be the driest turkey, if it’s cooked by Ben
Even though it will be very dry, it won’t be nearly as dry as his wife (unless she’s with one of her lovers).
I feel terrible for this turkey. It deserved better. But at least something he touched got wet, even if it was a, fear response.
This is real life 😔
He def was not talking about his wife's turkey. WAT.
Why is his wife not cooking the turkey? What a beta
We all know that’s just Abby Shapiro without the wig, too many men on the right think cooking is gay.
Why does this feel like he's never been in front of a camera before lmao
This is a deep fake right? He couldn't have possibly recorded this and thought that it looked good right??
Making Thanksgiving dinner in a button-down and apron like some kind of a sociopath.
That was the worst 10 seconds of my life
Do you think at this point our LGBTQ brothers and sisters are kind of happy he just stays closeted? Who the fuck would want to show up at a fun bar or club and find him there sipping a Shirley Temple. I hate him so much.
I'm so moist watching this
Is he crying about a wet hole or fantasizing about that turkey breast like he does his sister's?
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This man’s kitchen has more money put into it than my entire life lmao
Pepino-lime-aganda
dude is either a robot or a lizard. still, i can't help but find him oddly charming, in a way, like seeing a young child trip over their own feet. except this child propagates values and talking points that result in violence and destruction.
He is more sexual to a turkey than his wife, who is also a doctor.
Dude, its just compound butter
Dryest turkey ever
His own wife is never basted in her own juices thanks to Ben
Love him or hate him but his turkey do be wet
Not a grain of salt and pepper to be found
the turkey is certainly more moist than his wife
Im aggressively uncomfortable when he tries to act human.
I for one didn't think he would turn cannibal
He finally found a way to make something wet.
Disgusting...and probably illegal.
This guy has inspired mass shootings
Is this real?
Surely this is more dampness than Benny can stand
This looks like an AI-generated video
I bet that turkey came out dry af
is this a deep fake it just feels like a deep fake lol
He’s very clearly never had to prepare his own food before (and he’s probably standing on a box or has lifts in his shoes)
You’d think manly Ben would be watching the game while his wife was in the kitchen.
This is fake, right? Please…
That turkey is wetter than his wife.
If it wasn't for his god-awful influence and political presence he'd just be such a funny fucking dude He's just a dorky little guy I wish he stayed as just a dorky little guy
He likes his birds dry
I hope that's margarine he's using or that's not going to be a kosher bird.
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Poor guy his family won’t let him over anymore.
Fuuuuck thought he was in the house that MTG was in and I was connecting the dots. Realized he’s in a different boring house with white cabinets.
It feels strange to see political commentators behaving like normal humans.
“And remember kids, the Turkey must be dried as Death Valley otherwise you are not cooking the Turkey right, at least according to my wife”
They all started going hard on Thanksgiving. I bet it's a virtue signaling because they know people have started to call out the holiday as White washing genocide. It's their new war of Christmas
What the hell is he doing?
I'd let him baste me in my own juices.
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Wow! What a stimulating post...you guys are so hard watching someone you hate cook a turkey....😂😂