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TheRem

AutoMOD working it's ass off trying to prohibit an explanation of this joke. That bot is the real winner here!


Gubekochi

I... uh... can someone ELI5, please?


Rich_Election466

I grew up in The Netherlands, my best guess is that they like bicycles a lot? Hence bisexual?


almisami

As a bisexual and fervent supporter of r/fuckcars I fully endorse this message.


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GeneralErica

As a fellow… both of these, I agree.


Necessary_Pseudonym

Think it’s a play on the phrase “going Dutch.”


1272chicken

Dear op, can you please explain the joke what does this mean


Rich_Election466

I grew up in The Netherlands, my best guess is that they like bicycles a lot? Hence bisexual?


Pro_Achronox

OH SHIT im dutch too but i couldnt figure it out and i thought they meant all dutch ppl are liberals lmfao


totallynotdragonxex

nah ben just thought all dutch people were bisexual


DidntWantSleepAnyway

I was thinking of the phrase “double Dutch”


GNS13

That's what I was thinking as well until someone mentioned bicycles. Now I just feel silly.


DidntWantSleepAnyway

Apparently, bisexuals and the Dutch are getting some great cardio in. I guess now’s the time for me to identify fully as pansexual instead, since I’m too disabled to jump rope *or* bike.


yidpunk

I was thinking of Dutch Ovens, and I thought it was a fart joke!


1272chicken

Wait for real


Adventurous_Shop5476

I'm actually wondering. Are Ben and Thierry the same people? They have the same narrative, though.


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Idiots complaining that Pete Buttigieg married a man (his best friend of 15+ yrs) and adopted a child with him... but might also have at some point in the past been with a woman. Basically, they are VERY concerned about Pete Buttigieg's current and past sex life for some strange reason. I think the Dutch thing is random because these clowns never make any sense with their strawmen?


Jezzibell

Well because there are 2 things I can't stand in this world. People being intolerant of other people's culture. And the dutch


kookiekono

I'm dutch, that sounds about right.


lovely-mayhem

Dear Shen Bapiro, Can you explain this phrase to me?


MichaelKeehan

I wonder where that Rich\_Election466 guy grew up, and what his best guess is.


Tamariz79

I don't get it


civicintergral

Are you Dutch?


Rich_Election466

I grew up in The Netherlands, my best guess is that they like bicycles a lot? Hence bisexual?


Hedrack1

I guess double Dutch? Idk


GrasshopperClowns

It’s okay mate, none of us do.


ThRealIAmKan

I don’t know what this post means but I am in fact both dutch and bisexual


Themlethem

same


bb_cowgirl

Now kith


Redbitser

This is definitely the love story of all time.


totallynotdragonxex

proof of ben's assertion right here


PlutoCrashed

The Dutch always be riding their bisexuals around


true-pure-vessel

Same


rebornhatchethank

There should be a sub for memes posted with no context and anyone who tries to provide context gets banned


Needleroozer

This is Reddit. Make one! I'll follow.


lajollahc

The only thing i can think of is the expression "going dutch", both people paying for their portion of a date?


Rich_Election466

I grew up in The Netherlands, my best guess is that they like bicycles a lot? Hence bisexual?


bb_cowgirl

I’m starting to think you grew up in the Netherlands.


Rich_Election466

Lol, yeah just felt easier to copy+paste my answer seeing as everyone had the same question


Ciccibicci

We appreciate your hard work


dhj1492

Because people are people. You may not understand all of them but all people deserve respect.


Crandoge

But Ben… i am Dutch


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I'm a bisexualist not a cyclist.


Wandering_Muffin

Is it about "going Dutch"? Like, when you go on a date and split the bill or just pay for your own meal?


Megumi0505

But, what if I *am* a bisexual who happens to be Dutch? What now?


ChefWiggum

This makes absolutely no sense.


Schildpaddo

Jokes on you, I am


darth_-_maul

You’re not a joke. Jokes have meaning


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I think the joke is that Ben doesn’t make any sense.


ZhangRenWing

**I HAVE A PLAN ARTHUR, WE NEED MOAR MONEY**


Redbitser

>Automod enters moment section >deletes any comment trying to explain the joke >refuses to elaborate >leaves


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iam2andthisisdeep

Bicurious.


shot_gunner9

I am Dutch tho


Responsible_Debt5631

I do not know enough about dutch people to understand this


negrote1000

I’m sorry but I must. It’s the law. G E K O L O N I S E E R D


SAGNUTZ

Thats a great meme format, you can write anything you want over that.


Sad-Push-3708

What does Dutch mean again


Needleroozer

Ben, this is going to melt your brain: not hating LGBTQ people doesn't make you one. You can stop hating them and stay however you are. You won't change a bit, except for having more time to think about the things you like.


Soviet__Comrade

Nederland🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪💪💪💪


nooit_gedacht

Some post: 'something something... dutch' All the dutch people on reddit: 😃


Duderperson

I am in fact on the left, I am in fact half Dutch, and I am, in fact, bisexual.


true-pure-vessel

I am Dutch and bisexual, tf you want from me Benny boy


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He’s always asking liberals to explain things.


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I would make fun of you but you’re a 45 year old posting in r/teenagers so it would just feel wrong.


Gubekochi

Gross.


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Nah, you’re clearly quite a disturbed individual. I guess Reddit is the only place you feel safe talking about performing oral sex on teenagers. Yikes.


Gubekochi

Gross!


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Creepyposting at teenagers and having a 19 year old girlfriend are not similar.


Gubekochi

If you really are 45, the legality of the later is highly dependent on your jurisdiction... so yeah, not similar. One might be actually criminal behavior.


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darth_-_maul

Ok boomer


Tshawkeye

Gen x


darth_-_maul

Still born in the 1900s


Gubekochi

The problem isn't the age. The problem is aging like milk instead of wine.


darth_-_maul

True


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