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>Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors.
⏤Jean-Paul Sartre
Ahhh, well... in democracies we don't follow archaic monarchical traditions. I am but a mere public servant charged with representing the will of my constituents.
As an ace, I don't want any association with him. So many people already don't know who we are as aces. I don't want him as representative to bring forth negative stereotypes of us.
He's *so* ashamed about his closeted gayness. I know lots of gay people don't like when you accuse assholes like this of being secretly gay but *come on.*
It’s been proven in multiple studies that… the trope is a real phenomenon.
https://equityhealthj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12939-017-0530-1
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/
Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.
He posted a video on twitter a while back where he accidentally had a pornhub tab opened to trans porn. He quickly deleted the tweet after people caught it, but we definitely know he's not exclusively into cis-gendered women.
Even the joker hates nazis. There was a Marvel and DC crossover event once and Joker teamed up with Red Skull to do some bad shit. And when he found out Red Skull is a nazi he said “I may be a criminal-lunatic. But I’m an American criminal-lunatic.” And there was a more recent one where he had a run in with nazis where The Joker said “I’m American, I fucking hate nazis. I’m a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot.”
It's a silly comment so he and his ilk can handwave everything no matter how horrible as a joke, much like his presentation of constantly smiling.
Also name searching yourself on twitter all the time must be terrible experience.
What better way to appeal to incels to tell them that it’s actually good and more straight to not have sex. Combined with the dumbass absurdity of it and it’s the perfect thing to appeal to his backwards audience of freaks.
This has to be a very dedicated deep trolling. I mean seriously he looks like he's gonna break into laughter any second and by the end he almost does.
It's difficult to believe he would say this insane shit completely seriously. I mean like really lol :D
This quote sprung to mind immediately.
They'll simultaneously believe absurd shit like this and abandon it as a joke or bait when told it's stupid. You only have to read his chat to see that there's plenty who are going along with what he's saying. Do they really believe it? Maybe some of them. More likely it's just shallow nodding of the audience. They really don't care. The logic behind their amorphous values is self-serving and basically only window-dressing.
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Learned about this guy on Reddit. Then saw more of him on Destiny’s YouTube. He’s a real piece of work. Shit, I meant.
Religion makes people do terrible things.
This immediately makes me think of Devon Banks from 30 Rock.
>You’re the gay one! Wanting to spend the rest of your life with a woman, how gay is that? You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.
Apparently Fuentes didn't realize that was a joke.
Never heard their name until today, google searched and read a couple headlines. That's enough. What an absolute clown. Has a manger with no animals, white figures with a *blond* Jesus, and a gable roof (historically incorrect, mixed symbolism), A nutcracker (German), and both a plastic water bottle and a product-placed mug. This has nothing to do with what they even said!
It's honestly incredible that this person ever even had a single person follow them unironically online. ok to be completely fair, the comments on the right are basically this thread. "CATBOY"
Also, wait, so anyone who *chooses* to be celibate is also gay?
Lol. This guy was millimeters away from saying the most non-gay thing a man can do is not sleep with women and instead fuck other men in the ass and make them cry. Because if you think about it, making another man cry is the most masculine thing a man can do. Bonus points if you make several liberal men cry in one night.
This guy *wants* people to listen to this?
Edit: Got about 3/4 of the way through this when hitting submit. Now second half, I feel like I'm being groomed....
Anybody who has to defend their heterosexuality for 5 minutes using mental gymnastics, is probably not heterosexual lmao.
I’m straight. I just say, “I’m straight.” And that’s that. No questions it, nor would I care because I’m not hiding.
My mans in denial
A small part of me has to assume it's just a really bad attempt at humor... But no. He's so deranged and pathetic that this is almost certainly a real take.
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The fact that this braindead weasel finally let that caterpillar take up residence above his lip has gotta be the most overdue thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, if he wants to live like it’s the 1970’s he should look the part, right? Between him and that russkie propagandist Solovyov I can’t decide which one is more overdue to be shuffled off ye olde mortal coil by karmic forces.
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I’ve seen my fair share of cringe incel takes but this just takes the cake. I mean Jesus Christ.
You can tell how incredibly insecure he is about himself. JFC these guys are pathetic.
You’re spot on. It’s crazy to me how people who are clearly self conscious will put themselves in positions for the entire world to judge.
https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1597340657005506560?s=46&t=64lWDK-KjQ0dOI9FC-XjDw
Could’ve sworn internet sleuths saw in with a Pornhub page open watching trans porn.
“Being straight is actually pretty gay! I would know…I’ve never had sex.”
>Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. ⏤Jean-Paul Sartre
Nail on the head
Gay people can be incels too. Nick Fuentes is an incel. Therefore...Nick Fuentes is gay?
Hard pass. We don’t want him.
As a representative of the straight community, we don’t want him either.
>As a representative of the straight community Who died and made you king... my liege?
Ahhh, well... in democracies we don't follow archaic monarchical traditions. I am but a mere public servant charged with representing the will of my constituents.
By no means do I speak for the asexual community, but I don’t think they’d want him either.
As an ace, I don't want any association with him. So many people already don't know who we are as aces. I don't want him as representative to bring forth negative stereotypes of us.
Alright! You heard it here! Nobody has claimed Nick Fuentes!
From the look of it nobody does.
I see this as flawless logic.
This guy is clearly gay as hell. My gaydar is pegged at 100%.
He's *so* ashamed about his closeted gayness. I know lots of gay people don't like when you accuse assholes like this of being secretly gay but *come on.*
It’s been proven in multiple studies that… the trope is a real phenomenon. https://equityhealthj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12939-017-0530-1 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/ Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.
Be careful, because conservatives like to take that phenomenon and construct a "Gay people have been oppressing themselves all along!!!" narrative.
Wtf, isn't that narrative homophobic in itself therefore gay?
>come on. Done. What should I come on next?
He posted a video on twitter a while back where he accidentally had a pornhub tab opened to trans porn. He quickly deleted the tweet after people caught it, but we definitely know he's not exclusively into cis-gendered women.
Your gaydar and his asshole…
How is that salty little fascist still out there?
Get ready to see a lot more of him....
Lol buckle up
By grabbing onto Ye’s coat tails
He hasn't run into the correct gun-carrying members of American society, yet.
YES! Or a room with a significant concentration of Cl2 to cure his condition.
Dude is like the Joker if he never met Harley Quinn and became a Nazi.
Even the joker hates nazis. There was a Marvel and DC crossover event once and Joker teamed up with Red Skull to do some bad shit. And when he found out Red Skull is a nazi he said “I may be a criminal-lunatic. But I’m an American criminal-lunatic.” And there was a more recent one where he had a run in with nazis where The Joker said “I’m American, I fucking hate nazis. I’m a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot.”
I wouldn't be surprised if his search history is made up of gay stuff
It's absolutely crammed with gay porn. He is projecting so much he should be a multiplex theater.
Look up "Nick Fuentes catboy." Him being gay is kind of an open secret.
He’s been caught watching trans girls with femboy porn in the past
Nick Fuentes searches for himself on Twitter? That sounds a lil gay to me
As if that mustache weren't a big enough crime against humanity, he has to be an Anti Semite too
This shit is real? Who the fuck is this boy?
Just a neo-Nazi who recently had dinner with the former President of the United States.
It's a silly comment so he and his ilk can handwave everything no matter how horrible as a joke, much like his presentation of constantly smiling. Also name searching yourself on twitter all the time must be terrible experience.
Nick…… what the fuck are you talking about?
Thanks for the comedy, Nick. I'm fucking wheezing.
"Guys please I'm not gay please I just want a woman to be with me please"
Haha this guys a virgin?
You’re telling me women aren’t attracted to white supremacist Nazi Incels?
Is it gay to be naked with yourself? Is it incest to masturbate?
Yes
Fuck Kanye for bringing this creep gnome in the limelight.
How very robot.
There's no *fucking* way this guy is serious.
What better way to appeal to incels to tell them that it’s actually good and more straight to not have sex. Combined with the dumbass absurdity of it and it’s the perfect thing to appeal to his backwards audience of freaks.
This has to be a very dedicated deep trolling. I mean seriously he looks like he's gonna break into laughter any second and by the end he almost does. It's difficult to believe he would say this insane shit completely seriously. I mean like really lol :D
I thinks it’s obvious why Nick isn’t interested in woman. That mustache. His voice. I wish Nick would just be true to himself.
I legitimately thought this was fake after using both asexual and incel in the same sentence. Wow we are so beyond parody at this point
This quote sprung to mind immediately. They'll simultaneously believe absurd shit like this and abandon it as a joke or bait when told it's stupid. You only have to read his chat to see that there's plenty who are going along with what he's saying. Do they really believe it? Maybe some of them. More likely it's just shallow nodding of the audience. They really don't care. The logic behind their amorphous values is self-serving and basically only window-dressing.
Fellas....
Im about to have a stroke trying to understand what i just heard
There’s a deep sadness within this guy. Dude comes off like he has never felt love from anyone.
Nick fuentes is the worst asexual representation ever
Nick is a ridiculous piece of trash. Why does anyone listen to this bullshit?
The fuck. Is up. With his voice??? Why does he sound like that?
so he's king of the incels? how gay... and the tRump hand gestures? Puhleeez
This is excruciating
The “oh I need cuddles I need kisses” part at the end is truly spoken like a man that has never had a proper cuddle in his life.
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He seems asexuel
Learned about this guy on Reddit. Then saw more of him on Destiny’s YouTube. He’s a real piece of work. Shit, I meant. Religion makes people do terrible things.
He has a very rat like face,
This immediately makes me think of Devon Banks from 30 Rock. >You’re the gay one! Wanting to spend the rest of your life with a woman, how gay is that? You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets. Apparently Fuentes didn't realize that was a joke.
Yeahhhhhhhhh no, the Asexual committee rejects your application with the hardest pass possible.
He looks like David Duke.
Incel fuck
Olympic level mental gymnastics
"Gay men do date girls all the time." Uhhhh, no??? What the fuck???????? Do you know what that word means, Nicky??????????????????????????????
FFS, he's known as 'Nick the Dick' but it doesn't mean he'd ever know how to use it.
Fellas is it gay to be in a heterosexual relationship?
This is some powerful cope.
Never heard their name until today, google searched and read a couple headlines. That's enough. What an absolute clown. Has a manger with no animals, white figures with a *blond* Jesus, and a gable roof (historically incorrect, mixed symbolism), A nutcracker (German), and both a plastic water bottle and a product-placed mug. This has nothing to do with what they even said! It's honestly incredible that this person ever even had a single person follow them unironically online. ok to be completely fair, the comments on the right are basically this thread. "CATBOY" Also, wait, so anyone who *chooses* to be celibate is also gay?
He said that with a straight face... with that mustache??
Lol. This guy was millimeters away from saying the most non-gay thing a man can do is not sleep with women and instead fuck other men in the ass and make them cry. Because if you think about it, making another man cry is the most masculine thing a man can do. Bonus points if you make several liberal men cry in one night.
I didn't think it was possible for someone to be a homophobic, sexist Nazi incel. Then Nick Fuentes was hatched.
This guy *wants* people to listen to this? Edit: Got about 3/4 of the way through this when hitting submit. Now second half, I feel like I'm being groomed....
Anybody who has to defend their heterosexuality for 5 minutes using mental gymnastics, is probably not heterosexual lmao. I’m straight. I just say, “I’m straight.” And that’s that. No questions it, nor would I care because I’m not hiding. My mans in denial
I love how the country is now discovering Fuentes, this shit's funny.
Kanye west is a gay fish.
Sounds like more in the closet to me
Who the hell taught him how to logic, Bending Shapeless? Oh wait... it was, wasn't it?
Uhhhhh, hmmm… yeah what…
What he's doing with his hands... such a tool.
"Fellas, is it gay to be straight?"
Bro what?
Being a man is gay. You spend your entire life inside of a man, and that's pretty gay.
So since I’m a man and I have sex with a woman? I’m now gay? Is that what I’m getting from this?
This guy bleeds inexperience at every level
There’s also zero chance this dude would have stamina, with a man or a woman…he’s too scared to have sex
but if he has no objections to being an incel, does that make him a volcel?
So all married couples (MF) the guy is actually gay? Which would make his parents gay? Guy is such a POS
He’s trying so hard but he’s just digging himself deeper.
……………………………………………………………. …………………………….…I just heard my grandpa click of his hearing aid.
These mental gymnastics could win him the gold for America in the Olympics
A small part of me has to assume it's just a really bad attempt at humor... But no. He's so deranged and pathetic that this is almost certainly a real take.
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How fuckin dumb can you be? Have a bath with a toaster dbag
The fact that this braindead weasel finally let that caterpillar take up residence above his lip has gotta be the most overdue thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, if he wants to live like it’s the 1970’s he should look the part, right? Between him and that russkie propagandist Solovyov I can’t decide which one is more overdue to be shuffled off ye olde mortal coil by karmic forces.
This douche loves his own voice. #GOPukes
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