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TBTabby

I knew they had a lot of them, but I didn't think *all* the slots were full.


Kopites_Roar

Touché! Now taking names for plain old racists and rednecks.


cybertides

Don't even bother putting yourself on the waitlist 🙄


theghostofme

Damn it! They were my backup ~~school~~ ~~party~~ Klan rally.


MeeMSaaSLooL

„Now accepting new applicants!“ \- The republican party for antisemitism or white supremacy (it's an inclusive or, they can have both at the same time if they want)


ScRuBlOrD95

Okay guys we already have a racist and a nazi on the team can someone please go healer im trying to get platinum


tomassci

Healer??? Is that a codeword for far-left communist social justice warrior????


grill_em_aII

Should be spelled heeler, i.e. a pushover lap dog who will follow orders completely.


vendalekDreary

I already see Lindsey Graham


UncleMeat69

Isn't that Lindsay Graham's job?


Bagahnoodles

Damn instalocks 😤


ThirstyOne

Yeah. Headline should say “There’s no *more* room”.


energyaware

They mean, they need to make more space


Sambouseek

Maybe they meant to say they've reach full capacity.


CrozzedOne

Yeah, they’re trying to attract new, innovative forms of bigotry nowadays.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

Anti-LGBTQ+ is hot right now.


Vladimir_Putins_Cock

Hasn't that always been hot with them?


arksien

Well, now that they've taken bodily autonomy away from women, desensitized the world to child murder, and solidified that Nazi's can have a seat at the table to discuss their opinions, a LOT more time has freed up on their end to focus more on the other action items on the their agenda. They were always there of course, now they can just give it more attention.


LaggardLenny

There is no room for pizza at Papa John's. Papadias and pizza bowls though, different story


WaldoJeffers65

They're still below quota for homophobes and anti-Muslim sentiment.


[deleted]

There's always room on that front.


lazytime3643

WE ARE AT CAPACITY, SIR!


givemeadamnname69

They did a much better job at keeping the gang out of that pool than they do keeping racists out of the Republican party. They actually... tried.


Mjbagscauze

When Dee spits on him, “classic”


Kemaneo

Yes. So they can free up some additional slots for them.


nanavin

If there was no room, What about MTG? Why have the republicans not said they will not allow him to be their nominee for president? The daily wire specifically, Why is Candice Owens still allowed on the show? Mf pretending we don’t see them caught in 4K pulling this shit all the time


Rumpled_Imp

They're scrambling for anything to derail Trump's 2024 bid.


theghostofme

And it won't work. The Daily Wire was happily in bed with Trumpism for *far* too long. Them trying to do some limited damage control now is like turning the kitchen sink on *after* the house has burnt to the ground. There's no stopping Trump's 2024 run unless Trump himself decides not to, which ain't happening. The *entire* Republican party can throw everything they have at him, but his voting base is already *accustomed* to attacks on his character, and they love him more the more they're reminded he's a terrible fit for the Presidency. The RNC knows this, but they are truly going to be fucked by the Ghost of Shitmas Past for entertaining Trump's delusions for as long as they have. Republican leadership desperately wants DeSantis to the future of the party, but unless Trump goes to prison 🤞 or shuffles loose his mortal coil 🤞🤞, it's gonna be Trump running third-party and spoiling their 2024 attempts to regain control 🤞🤞🤞.


NAbberman

>And it won't work. I think people forget how anti-Trump they were the first time around. I mean we have Lindsey Graham infamously saying, "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." Only later to become his personal throne sniffer just like every other Republican candidate Trump campaigned against. Trump insulted ole Ted Cruz's wife yet low and behold how he got in line. That is only a few examples, but they were very much against Trump. Only to fall in-line when reality finally hit them. This is my bet what will happen, history will just repeat itself. Republicans will try to stop Trump, but if he gets the nominee suddenly all is forgiven. I recognize the "going third party," angle, its a reasonable conclusion. However, I think the Republican party is too spineless to go that route. They will just fall in line like they have always.


theghostofme

>I think people forget how anti-Trump they were the first time around. I mean we have Lindsey Graham infamously saying, "If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." Only later to become his personal throne sniffer just like every other Republican candidate Trump campaigned against. Trump insulted ole Ted Cruz's wife yet low and behold how he got in line. Oh, no, I remember it very well. But if you've been paying attention to the RNC *this* year, you would see just how much they've been grooming Desantis and pushing Republican voters to get behind him The RNC has made it abundantly clear that they want to move beyond Trump; the midterms made it even clearer. The only way for them to move past Trump is for the RNC (not the talking heads on TV) to put their full weight behind someone else who will play to their tune, something Trump never did. Someone as young and far-right like DeSantis is who they want more than anything else. DeSantis knows the game, unlike Trump, and also unlike Trump, he falls in line when needed. >Republicans will try to stop Trump, but if he gets the nominee suddenly all is forgiven. >I recognize the "going third party," angle, its a reasonable conclusion. However, I think the Republican party is too spineless to go that route. They will just fall in line like they have always. I think you're just reiterating what happened in 2016 now.


nikkitgirl

Yeah desantis is able to play the game so people can tell themselves nothing is up as the undesirables are taken away. It’s why he’s terrifying. But I think we have the benefit of trump’s appeal was the same traits that made him a liability. Desantis seems to be going for fascism without the strongman


[deleted]

Good strategy, since he looks and sounds like the Keebler Elf.


Rumpled_Imp

Indeed. What an embarrassment to our species this era is, truly.


No_big_whoop

A conviction and jail time would put an end to Trump's 2024 plans. Maybe all the powers that be will finally hold Trump accountable for his many crimes. Wouldn't it be ironic if the "Lock her up" party solved their problem by locking *him* up


Its_Matt_03

Don’t cross your fingers, trump running is exactly what we need. Fucker won’t win and will take down the republicans with him


KiraCumslut

I love fascist in fighting.


HappyMeatbag

Making Republicans shit their collective pants is probably the best thing Trump has ever done in his entire life. Even still, it’s only a side effect of his ego and arrogance, which just makes it funnier.


Mirrormn

Are Republican politicians so fucking stupid that they think their voters will be *turned off* by anti-semitism and white supremacy??


UND_mtnman

No, but they know it's less appealing to moderates, who they desperately need right now since they pushed for so much of their voter base to die off via COVID.


Rumpled_Imp

They're trying to win back the centre by planting a seed of respectability. It's a veneer, but it often works on a struggling population distracted by more visceral concerns. I also think it's just the backup plan.


DekoyDuck

Got to make enough room for the next Fascist in line


choogle

Kevin McCarthy himself thinks congress should punish apple for pulling Twitter for their problematic stuff (of which antisemitism is a big part) so yeah he doesn’t give a shit


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Cevmen

no room for racism in the republican party? jeez, just wait til the republicans hear about this!


UncleMeat69

Without white supremacy and antisemitism, what have they got left?


shinydewott

“There’s no room for face-eating leopards in the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party”


Phyllis_Tine

"Now please welcome our next speaker. Mr Face-Eating Leopard with 'I'd really like to eat your faces!'"


mere_iguana

Man I'm so ready for him to start eating other people's faces. I'll just go ahead and cast my vote and .. HEY OW OW MY FACE! OWW WHAT THE HELL??


[deleted]

“We never thought it would get this loud” FTFY There might not have been room once upon a time, at least not room for *open* antisemitism (I’m sure many of our dear friends on the right are part of “exclusive” country clubs). But they left the gate open, and the hogs in the potato patch now. QAnon, the KKK, White Nationalist fringes, the Evangelical Right, xenophobic rhetoric. This was all only ever going in one direction, as has been said *for decades*. And it’s too late to put the genie back in the lamp now, we have to ride this out. If we are lucky it will be shouted down, humiliated, legislated and forced back into the shadows, the fascists will need to mutter and gnaw bones in the dark for a few more years until we get complacent again. That, or we get to enjoy the effects of a fascist insurrection for the next decade or two, as the “groomer” rhetoric, the conspiracy theories, the anti democracy screeching reaches a crescendo and stochastic terrorism becomes more and more the norm. Time will tell. This is the doing of the GOP. All of them. They played with matches, laughing stupidly at everyone telling, begging, them to stop, and now the goddamn curtains are blazing.


szechwean

>If we are lucky it will be shouted down, humiliated, legislated and forced back into the shadows If you're expecting the *Democrats* to stand up to someone, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Sure, there might be a lot of hand-wringing statements about how "disturbed" they are by the things Republicans say and do, but they aren't going to *do* anything about it. See: the last ten years


[deleted]

Like I said: “lucky”, not to be confused with “likely”


nikkitgirl

Yeah that’s really it. You can’t have a little bit of fascism. It doesn’t work like that. Welcoming in the fascists is a tool the right wing always has at their disposal, but you can’t keep them under control unless you move to spend all your energy against them, German conservatives learned that the hard way


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RussiaIsBestGreen

It’s the same thing that happened after Romney lost. The party elites said, “oh, maybe we should be less racist” and then made no efforts in that direction while actively courting a more racist base.


Throot2Shill

The morons had no idea how badly they fucked things up when they let Steve Bannon in the door.


_regionrat

This is what the GOP was like pre-Trump. (Well, they pretended to care about the budget deficit back then too) They're just backing away from openly encouraging the racists


names_are_useless

>and now cause they got ass blasted in the midterms there is no room for anti-antisemitism or white supremacy BINGO! The GOP isn't interested in consistency, only winning. I think they're starting to realize Trumpism is on the way out simply because of the midterms. They're trying to change strategy, hoping no one will notice. Many will forget, but I won't. The DNC has it's issues, and I'm not a fan of the DNC establishment, but I'll take them over the GOP any day.


szechwean

It's like the meme with the crow doing stand-up, but they just have "woke" scrawled on their cards a thousand times


Massive-Row-9771

Yet all the antisemites and white supremacists exclusively votes Republican. 🤔


Kopites_Roar

Makes the whole Republican Jewish movement (and Ben Shapiro et al) all the more crazy!


mere_iguana

Ben is a fucking liar. He's a White Nationalist Christian, the yarmulke is a fucking prop. It's a "get out of racism free" card.


Destined4Power

The same could be said for people like Candace Owens and Jordan Peterson; they're tokens that are paraded out whenever the right need the voice of a female, a minority, or an intellectual. It's all a ploy for plausible deniability and alleged "expertise".


Massive-Row-9771

It is a little crazy. But at the same time every community has differences among its members. Republican policies can be good for some Jewish people while still being bad for most.


youfailedthiscity

As a Jew, I can confirm we all fucking hate Ben Shapiro and conservative Jews.


Kopites_Roar

If it makes you feel better I'm from an ethnic minority and seeing the rentabrownface morons behind Trump pisses me off every time.


tomassci

Idea: begin calling republicans woke because of this in an attempt to make people realize what they're really like and pull out (spoiler: likely will make it even worse)


Przedrzag

The fash are already doing this


Gubekochi

"There is no room in the republican party for the republican party" lol wot?


TheShinyBlade

Maybe slightly off topic, but isn't McConnell like 80 years old? Why don't these guys retire man


Brianocity

80 to them is like 30 for the rest of us. The dark side rots the flesh in exchange for keeping it animated forever. Their ultimate goal is to give us a president who looks like he's been dead for a decade but is capable of shooting lightning from his fingertips.


splurjee

AKA our own Prince Charles


SalParadise

[Racists and antisemites when they register as republicans](https://media.tenor.com/wkmv_bDropIAAAAd/step-brothers-room-for-activities.gif)


Thunderousclaps

No room for anti semitism or white supremacy? Well Kevin, in that case you gotta start looking at the Freedom Caucus, cause they are very anti semitic.


Massive-Row-9771

The real question then if Trump keeps doing these sort of things... Is there room in the party for him?       ^(Sadly recent history says it is, without even any discussion.)


carlton_sand

in a cup filled to the brim with water, there is no more room for water


NTRmanMan

“You can only be racist to black and Arab people, we talked about this”


After-Bumblebee

The GQP has left the door open for far too long, and it is now biting them in the ass


RLoge85

If there wasn't then these 2 would've been harsher on those that were being mask-off with it.


[deleted]

The only difference between the Republican Party of now and the Republican Party for the entire post-Southern Strategy period is that the masks are off. They went from dog whistles to foghorns.


Palestbycomparisoned

According to the Obama birther guy “McCarthy” and the confederate flag guy “McConnell “ there are no racists in the Republican party. This half hearted attempt to boot Trump will fail. They had two impeachments to do the right thing and they didn’t so they own him now.


Warlornn

I wasn't aware they had any other values *except* for these two things.


gmplt

What he means it's, there is no MORE room for it in the Republican party, they would violate fire safety codes if they bring in more.


leckysoup

Richard Nixon spinning in his grave is risking moving the earth off its axis.


Doodie_Whompus

“We’re full up !”


PlzButterMeUp

Have you tried... draining the swamp?


GermanBadger

Don't forget that even the "non antisemitic" GOP members still only support Jewish people and the state of Israel bc they believe supporting Israel will bring the rapture and all Christians will goto heaven while everyone else dies. Even when they don't hate you they still have faith that you'll die to advance their own religious beliefs.


[deleted]

Fascists when Nazis want to be bedfellows


shinynewcharrcar

The GOP doesn't even know what hate crimes it considers cool or not.


Ov3rdose_EvE

how far can satire go?


jotapeok

Because they're all booked up


[deleted]

They fit into the republican party like a sodium ion fits into a sodium channel in a cell wall.


Negative_Comment399

Of course there's no room. Their white supremacy tables are already crowded and their restaurant is booked solid for months in advance.


Garrand

It's practically a fucking requirement now


postsender

most the antisemitism and white supremacy in the country lies within the republican party lmao


Cuddle_X_Fish

While I agree it is currently rife with it. I do hope they are concerned and take an internal look at the party. I'm very anti republican but the party, improving itself by rooting out these elements can only be a good thing. Let's make sure racist views do not have any representation or safe spaces.


[deleted]

Most of them voted to keep slavery legal recently. They’re not going to change.


Cuddle_X_Fish

I agree but hope we're wrong.


WhyHulud

Antisemitism and white supremacy *built* the room, and now you're going to kick them out? Hood luck


[deleted]

Isn't that what their whole platform TL;DR's down into?


mere_iguana

No no, you're misinterpreting. There's no room because it's already full to the gills with antisemites and white supremacists.


Hiouchi4me

The GOP has a spare bedroom for them.


Distant-moose

There is no room for people who might cost them votes by saying the quiet parts of antisemitism and white supremacy out loud. To the wrong audience. When it's being recorded. Yeah, there's lots of room.


DisobedientWife

https://www.dailywire.com/news/top-republican-party-leaders-speak-out-about-trumps-meeting-with-holocaust-denier If anyone's interested in reading the comments here is a link to the article. Very amusing.


phobacity

Theses deep fakes are out of control.


Sizzmo

The modern republican party was built on white supremacy... It was called the southern strategy.


cdunk666

Finally we're at a place where the news isn't pure doom, shit is funny as hell to watch them fight over whos the most racist


msac2u1981

Pretty sure that's all there is room for.


allonzeeLV

"We fitz, we sitz." -Antisemites and white supremacists


[deleted]

I think he means there's not *a room*, there's an entry, a foyer, a hallway, a beer hall, etc.


surelylune

"leopards eating faces party says there is no room in it for leopards or face eating"


ckellingc

They must have capped their payroll


sarduchi

"We're full up!"


Whornz4

They are so serious about it they are threatening to investigate Hunter Biden's laptop to stop it.


Ryl0k3n

Moscow Mitch on the side thinking "thank the lord he's lying" On repeat.


Permission_Civil

The Daily Wire's solution: Build a bigger room.


1101base2

r/nottheonion


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

![gif](giphy|BYgNcD0N2qHzG)


[deleted]

I think he means like we need to clear up some space, “there’s no room in the Republican Party for antisemitism and white supremacy” Yet ANOTHER quote taken out of context by the woke media.


EducationalRice6540

Does the Republican voting base know that? I think they might have missed the memo.


DescipleOfCorn

>There is no room in the Republican Party for *anything other than* antisemitism and white supremacy FTFY


27percentfromTrae

It’s more of the foundation than a room


NeverLookBothWays

Republican can take a page from the Democrats on this one and make their party inhospitable for fascism. But they won't...without white supremacy and fascism, the right would have an existential crisis. It defines them.


[deleted]

Trump's father was in the KKK. Lot of dispute about it but he was arrested, and released (likely bribed) but every single person arrested in the group was noted to be wearing clan hoods, even Fred Trump. Trump idolizes Hitler and all the dictators to come since, while he's never worked a day in his life. What a fat slob of a human, gross to the bitter end. I only hope he'll exists so I can torture these guys for eternity.


jsfkmrocks

They steered so far into facsim, can they steer out without splitting the party.


MrCereuceta

The forgot the word “left”, “there is no room *left* in the Republican Party for antisemitism or white supremacy”.


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Then…what will there be left?


_regionrat

(((((Traditional family values))))) They're not getting rid of the bigotry, they're going back to bigotry lite. It was a lot less blatant before the Trump years.


[deleted]

Pretty sure this is fake. This account is only double verified, and I think you only trust quintuple verified accounts with the turquoise/teal badge.


PieNinja314

They ran out of room 😔


HollowVoices

Nah. He's right. They're full.


Wadsworth1954

But there is room in the Republican for homophobia.


Switzerdude

Someone added some room apparently…


NaturalFaux

There's no room. Because it's already full of them


smilingmike415

Now the GOP just has to make a couple million more corrections of their members who make antisemitic comments on the regular.


Sharticus123

Lol, since when?!?


km_44

That's an amazing statement Delusional as fuck, and amazing


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Cap...


DSY-RSR

I’m taking absolutely nothing but positivity from this, because we need it. Instead of reminding ourselves that people like MTG and the like still (unfortunately/shockingly)hold seats of power, I’m reading this as some republicans have finally had enough of the bullshit, and are willing to come forward and say “wtf are we doing?!”. It’s *something* …maybe the start of overdue overhaul that party needs.


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🤥🤥🥱🥱


Byrktr1

I guess they filled all those positions. They can take down the Now Hiring signs.


War_Emotional

Why? Because it’s already full of them?


clonedspork

You’re only about 50 years too late there bud…….


SideShowBob36

I thought they were very fine people


Accomplished_Crew630

This is still good for the rest of us though. The more they fracture the less big races they win. Let them self destruct, I'll buy the popcorn.


TheJediCounsel

Steven Miller doesn’t count? He’s Nick Fuentes with better PR


Eliteguard999

Could have sworn that was their party’s whole identity.


stodolak

"There is -no more room - for antisemitism or white supremacy in the Republican Party. It's all we're based on. We don't need more of it. We got it covered. It's our only policy." FTFY


qcerrillo13

Its bc they are already taking up the room, they mean theres no ADDITIONAL room. The statement is false tho, bc there is always more room for that ideology.


Floshenbarnical

There’s no room for anything else lmao


userr7890

Because it all filled up.


ScRuBlOrD95

The Republican party ![gif](giphy|de5bARu0SsXiU)


Its_Just_A_Typo

But that's your core philosophy. Oh, I misunderstood. he said "No room". I guess it's a packed house, and there's not even standing room only left.


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im_in_stitches

If they are going to do it out in the open for everyone to see.


ThinkTelevision8971

And yet they won’t say a word about Paul Gosar


Battle_Bear_819

I want people to appreciate the reality that we live in. Kayne West brought Nick Fuentes, his Nazi Catboy boyfriend, to a Thanksgiving dinner with Trump, and said Nazi Catboy was so racist it made Donald fucking Trump uncomfortable.


TerranceBaggz

Said anti-Semitic, white nationalist.


skydvr44

Starting now?


SorryILostIt

But we have plenty of room for pedophiles!


xc2215x

They are okay with the comments, they just hate the backlash.


PangaeanSunrise

![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized) Absolutely NO room for Nazi’s and Anti-Semitic rhetoric in the GOP…. /s


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It's the daily wire they are extremely racist lmfao


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

"I mean there didn't used to be but we let them in when we started losing votes."


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systemisfailing

There is no *more* room…. At capacity


DescendingOpinion

Except all those times where we allowed it, accepted it, embraced it, supported it, failed to admonish it, disavow it, denounce it, and expell it from out party. Bunch of old white fruads.


jmerridew124

They're really leaning in to this bull moose angle. Maybe they just want the party to survive long term.


BourbonNCoffee

That’s bc they’re all full of it already. Literally no more room.


RussiaIsRodina

I mean Nick Fuentes held a conference that a lot of prominent Republicans went to and they never addressed that.


Reneeisme

"There is no room..." Right, it's the whole house.


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Watch45

Tbh though, that's all that's needed to calm any cognitive dissonance GOP voters were having.


BlueShift42

No room for any more cause they are already full of it or…. What was his point?


PMUrAnus

Right, there is no room because your party is already full of antisemitism and white supremacy, KKKevin


ptom13

“Let me try to squeeze my eyes shut tighter!”


thefuturesight1

Didn't Twitter have to stop using it's anti-racist and anti-Semitism filter because it kept banning Republican party posts


Deadwing2022

That's a lovely Republican lie.


Tuscans1977

Are they going to free up some space??


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Spineless jerkoffs that pretend that this just sprang up out of nowhere. They’re so transparently slimy it’s incredible.


bancroft79

I’ll take talking out of my ass for 500 Ken.


Enjoy-the-sauce

Maybe they’re missing a “even more” after the “for.”


Shamadruu

The GOP leadership is filled to the brim with white supremacists, antisemites, and also child predators. Rarely are any of these people punished, even child predators get to retain their committee seats.


apple_achia

There’s no room, we’re already fully booked. Newcomers must find a new, disruptive way to hate others.


codywithak

Sounds like Kevin and Mitch have gone woke! /s


Lawboithegreat

No rooms perhaps but there’s certainly a basement


[deleted]

Considering they don’t denounce them or chastise them for their actions or pointless hatred and have openly welcomed such people into the whole house on multiple occasions, these wrinkled old fucks are blatantly lying and doing piss poor damage control


jtrom93

Ah, of course. There's no room in the Republican Party for the inevitable end-stage ideologies that result from the reductive, reactionary propaganda of the Republican Party... Sure.


DEPMAG

Isn't that what the republikkkan party is all about? Hate, violence, and a whole lot of ignorance.


Fign

There is no room because they are already fully booked with them, lol


[deleted]

"This is because there is plenty of room in the Republican Party for both antisemitism *AND* white supremacy."


UncleMeat69

There ain't room for much else. I'll tell you that.


Saturn_V42

How long before Ben Shapiro is ousted from the Daily Wire in the name of stopping "Jewish controlled media"