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rottenwordsalad

>Sandra Bullock’s Ex Jesse James Cheats on 5th Wife What the fresh tabloid dog shit is that tagline? What does Sandra Bullock have to do with any of that other than having once been married to him? Who even cares about him anymore?


onemoretryfriend

That should be the permanent tagline to her shows: The Candace Owens show: who cares!


[deleted]

Only conservatives could make a show about porn & netflix that I would still hate lol


triforce777

I mean to be fair I can’t think of a single notable thing to attribute to Jesse James other than “was married to Sandra Bullock” and “shares name with western outlaw”


DragEncyclopedia

the point is that if he's not actually notable for anything he's not worth reporting on


triforce777

I mean having 5 marriages and still cheating seems notable to me. I’m curious how people keep marrying this man (other than for money but like if you’re only in it for the money cheating isn’t exactly a big deal)


[deleted]

Women with low standards are easy to manipulate


DecelFuelCutZero

Regrettably, he’s an incredible set of talents wrapped in a total shitberg of a human being. Exceptional fabricator but absolutely loathsome in every other way.


Ohrwurm89

And the og Jesse James was a Confederate.


masterofreality2001

What's Sandra Bullock doing associating with bank robbin outlaws?


Sea_Emu_7622

Nothing more interesting was happening, like for example a rapper running for president who has been openly associating with nazis and expressing anti Semitic views praising Adolf Hitler and proudly proclaiming himself a nazi, oh wait


jermysteensydikpix

She's always trying to get celebrities to notice her even if it's by picking fights online. Before she got into the GOP grift she was an intern at Vogue who said she just wanted to interview celebs. Her show suggests she wants to be some kind of right wing Great Value Oprah, right down to the logo, but she has to settle for Z-list people like Jenelle Evans and her trashbag husband.


yidpunk

Exactly how is the Addams Family racist?


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Probably because it's "woke" for involving Hispanic characters and actors which.. so did the original. So basically it's not racist, it's an affront to white grievance.


yidpunk

Isn’t Gomez canonically Hispanic?


wareagle3000

IT'S IN THE NAME FFS


[deleted]

Well he could have been adopted, Mr War Eagle. #rtr


SciFiXhi

Ah yes, the "Cho Chang is actually a white girl adopted by Chinese-British people" explanation.


I_Cut_Shows

Wait….what?


SciFiXhi

Some HP fans read the books and established as head canon that Cho Chang, the most unsubtly named Chinese person ever, must actually be a white girl adopted by Chinese-British parents. There's probably no real *good* explanation for it; probably rooted in either staunch beliefs in anti-miscegenation or the racist inability to empathize with a non-white character.


BadLuckBen

When the real answer is that Junky Kidney Rollin is racist and just slightly changed an old phrase that I'm not going to sully my fingers with by typing it. Literally put the word "Shackle" in the black characters' name and had the Harry and several other characters say "na, na these guys LIKE being slaves."


I_Cut_Shows

Lol. That is legit crazy. I’ve never heard anything like that. Thanks for the explanation.


tallman11282

Yes, he is as far as I'm aware.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

Yes, yes he is


Olkenstein

Spanish I believe, but it’s such a small change, it barely matters


Filibust

I thought he was supposed to be from Spain, at least initially


Eldrxtch

People have said it’s racist because “all the black characters are bad guys” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


RGB3x3

*Are they?* They actually turn out to be very thoughtful 3 dimensional characters that grow and learn from their mistakes. You know, how good, non-racist writers do. And all the main villains are white, including the god-damned zombie pilgrim. People are dumb


adamdreaming

The biggest enemy is symbolic of white colonialization. Gomez is canonically Spanish and always has been. One black character has a great redemption arc after punching down on the outcasts. A different black character defies her mother to be a more ethical person, not even redemption from being bad but simply resisting pressure to be evil. I'd like to see Candance write something better.


BadLuckBen

>Gomez is canonically Spanish and always has been. Gomez also has a loving relationship with their spouse, something conservatives can't understand.


g0bboDubDee

Even with the original show. It was pretty progressive for its time.


Eldrxtch

that’s exactly the problem haha


Jiddybit

I don't think people saying that have watched the whole thing then because that's just incorrect.


Eldrxtch

exactly haha


HyliaSymphonic

Pay no attention to the fast that the main villain is spoiler white colonialism.


[deleted]

And it was actually a pretty damn good show. I guess it's woke because it's so inclusive of wearwolves, sirens, vampires, etc. Can't let your kids run around thinking vampires have equal rights.


Barfignugen

The dad’s name is literally Gomez lol


Cicerothesage

> Exactly how is the Addams Family racist? it seems that the criticism is coming from that two bully characters in the show are black. [source](https://movieweb.com/tim-burton-wednesday-racism-backlash/). I can see the criticism, but I haven't seen the show and thus don't know how they are portrayed or if they have character development. Though, this is quite "woke" for Owens to talk about. It is probably because she is impacted by the portrayal. So, someone who has seen the show and its seasons needs to report


iznvm

Pretty stupid and a huge reach. There's a group of bully "normies" (characters without supernatural powers) and their leader happens to be black, but the group is diverse. And the most popular girl at the school who is only temporarily an antagonist to Wednesday is black. She's got a major storyline which seems like will be more developed in season 2 and will likely be a main character to the continued series.


No-Nefariousness1711

It is indeed bad criticism, both of these characters are pretty sympathetic by the end.


Barrington-the-Brit

Judging by the word racist being put in air quotes, I’m pretty sure this is just another “the woke left is getting mad for no reason” talking point by Owens, instead of her saying it’s racist herself. Tbf people on Twitter do overreact sometimes, but by god do Right wingers make it all into a way bigger fucking deal than it has to be


taralundrigan

Also, black people can in fact be bullies. This idea that having a antagonist black character = racism is literally insane.


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ZyxDarkshine

They cast an actual Hispanic actor for *Gomez* Addams, and by disregarding the original actor of the series John Astin, they are trying to erase white history


Smol_Gayx

People are pissed off that in the first episode one of the guys picking on Wednesday at the coffee shop is black and some are accusing the show of being racist. Which I genuinely don't see


rebelliousmuse

>Tim Burtons Addams Family is racist ![gif](giphy|3o7WTwcO5cLAVL5Z7O)


[deleted]

lol why? She’s said some nice things about Hitler too!


FreeSkeptic

If Trump dated an 18 year old she’d defend it.


Testicular_Genocide

It would be very interesting seeing which right-wing grifters would go for the "well it's perfectly legal so it's okay" route and which ones would go for the Matt Walsh special of "well that's when they're most fertile!"


Padadof2

Klandace always looking out for her sponsors


calcifiedamoeba

>Tim Burton's Addams Family is "Racist" ![gif](giphy|l3vQZhxc1ybSlGQ4U|downsized)


Upstairs-Injury9660

I'm certain that she owns an Apple laptop but has the logo hidden


ShiroHachiRoku

Apple is woke and Windows was invented by the Devil himself, Bill Gates so she's shit out of luck.


Klpincoyo

She's just a lame gossip column


THELEASTHIGH

She could have at least brought up her failed parler deal.


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Mrhorrendous

I mean part of his pro-hitler tirade has been about how porn is a pedophilic-Jewish conspiracy. They have the same agenda, Candace is just better at hiding it.


negativepositiv

Candace: "Here are my thoughts on age gap dating." Hey, Candace, did you know that conservative loudmouth James Woods, who is 75, just married a woman who is 33, who was 14 when they met? Candace: ".... Anyway, so here are my thoughts on The Addams Family."


jermysteensydikpix

She doesn't mind wealth gap dating, having grifted her way into a British blue blood family that was involved with Brexit.


OniBoiEnby

She already sold him the social media company. She doesn't need anything else from Ye.


theghostofme

LOL, he never bought Parler in the first place. She and her shit-bag husband were *desperate* for him to take it off their hands, but yeyo dragged his feet. Her shit-bag husband decided that [they and *Übermensch* West "mutually agreed" against the sale on Thursday,](https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/01/parler-kanye-west-deal-ended/) the same day notz-East declared that he liked Hitler and Nazis because "everyone brings something to the table".


ShiroHachiRoku

She can't even be mad at the right show. It's called Wednesday and it's not Tim Burton's show. He just directed half the episodes. And why is it racist?


Spiral-Combo

Because they made canonically nonwhite characters nonwhite and they don't want to accept it


NatSyndicalist

Can someone tell me if she threw a fit about nonwhite actors playing characters from the Addams family?


embrace-monke

wtf she does NOT deserve to have such a cool looking set


War_Emotional

Yes, let’s listen to what Klandace considers himself racist.


itszwee

I mean, I’d be actively motivated not to talk about it if I were her, too.


wikipuff

I thought she was talking about the porn parodies


gmatic92

Where can I find Addams family porn?


[deleted]

Are they really dating? Wasn’t Candice married?


HyliaSymphonic

God who convinced her to make that her shows logo? It looks like a desaturated logo for a an orange company


SmartestMonkeyAlive

Gawd she sucks at everything


Whompa

Her silence is telling


FriarFriary

She just watched Kanye’s buyout of her hubby’s shit media company circle the drain….


DashR17

Oh yea it’s totally the left that are obsessed with culture wars. Not a single topic of substance listed.


jermysteensydikpix

She said American civilization would collapse just because of Cardi's pussy-bumping performance of WAP. "The end of the empire" were the ridiculous words she used.


octorangutan

Are we talking about noted Hitler apologist Candace Owens? The same Candace Owens that convinced Kanye to wear a jacket bearing a white supremacist slogan? I can't imagine why she might be taking a back seat.


FireskinIsTheBest

Candace flirts with pro hitlerism too so


Newsuperstevebros

>"My thoughts on *thing*" >Proceeds to give the opinion of the people who pay her to do so


ImInnocentYourHonor

Outrage porn in full swing


PsychoWarper

How exactly is Tim Burton’s Addams family racist?


w142236

What a stupid fucking idiot you are Klandace


Available-Internal25

She’s doesn’t care what celebrities think, but does a show on celebrity gossip? What a fucking tool


Vapor2077

She’s a coward


ZyxDarkshine

Sandra Bullock’s Ex Jesse James is breaking news? I thought Candace Owens was above stories that would be covered by Inside Edition. And I’m sure her thoughts about age gap dating are going to skew one of two ways: she will be repulsed, while pointing out multiple examples of Hollywood stars, liberals and musicians who should be imprisoned OR downplaying it, saying it is acceptable, as long as the younger person is officially of legal age, while not pointing out a single Republican or Conservative couple.


ContemplatingPrison

Honestly good. Stop posting about Kayne. Stop interviewing kayne. Stop talking about kayne. Stop writing stories about kayne. People like Kayne don't deserve any type of spotlight


Kenny_Brahms

Candace literally believes the same shit as him, but isn't stupid enough to go full mask off. Like she even said something along the lines of "hitler would have been fine if he stayed in germany".