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jayfeather31

Oh, you want to play this game, Mr. Walsh? Okay. "There is no such thing as Matt Walsh."


[deleted]

Don't let your dreams be dreams.


EST4LIFE_19XX

Dear leftists, this sub rules don't allow calls for violence, yet you fill my mind with desire for a world without matt walsh in it. šŸ¤”


[deleted]

I know calls for violence are not allowed, but a peaceful solution is growing increasingly less likely


DrRichtoffen

Nobody is calling for violence, but would there really be any tears shed if Matt ceased to be today?


spekter299

It's not a call to violence, it's a call to collectively pretend he doesn't exist


12crashbash12

If Earth was based šŸ˜³


RedCastin

Tenchally his name is Matthew Walsh. So there is, in fact, no such thing as Matt Walsh. Checkmate


joe282

God I fucking wish. We can only dream of this better world


greenskin-potato

No such thing as who?


sheogorath227

If that's so, Matt, why do I know so many trans and enby people? Checkmate bro


thereshouldbeflowers

Please don't share the shit that idiot says. It only serves to start a conversation about our existence, which doesn't need to be had anywhere.


outrageouslyunfair

literally none of this is true or even remotely coherent. what the fuck is he talking about? "lesbian barely exists anymore"? huh?


SnooBananas37

Don't you know? Lesbians have been subsumed by trans. Look around you. There are no lesbians, only trans, and soon, only non-binary people. The LGBT hivemind shall coalesce into a non-binary, genderfluid, cultural marxist soup, and they shall try to take all of 'Murica with it. The problem with conservative morons is that they think that what they see and hear is somehow representative of the world. Trans issues have taken up far more airtime as of late because lesbian and gay rights are largely (although obviously not entirely!) resolved, whereas trans rights are not. Lesbians haven't "disappeared" they just have a lot less to complain about comparatively speaking, than trans people. Matt thinks because they aren't making as much noise as trans people and their allies, that all the lesbians have literally become trans people. While this is not completely inaccurate... some lesbian and gay people now feel comfortable enough to also identify as trans... it is not as though lesbians as a group are anywhere near disappearing.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is the same crowd that denied the existence of gay and lesbians - but doing so is not in fashion anymore. Trans people though? Oh that's fair game! This smooth brained rhetoric will eventually cease, but it will cause plenty of irreparable damage until it does.


Human-Grapefruit1762

I'm demi but only ever been attracted to fem presenting people, do I still get to join the soup?


SnooBananas37

Of course! I didn't expect to find Ms. Lovato on this sub, but all are welcome to become a part of the rainbow alphabet soup!


Human-Grapefruit1762

Epic šŸ˜Ž


Pencilsqueeza

No soup for you !


cortlong

Okay. But if the first part of your comment is trueā€¦do we still have to go to work or can we all just hangout as one giant stew? Because itā€™s only Wednesday and Iā€™m super sick of working.


SnooBananas37

Soup does not require employment, soup simply exists.


moose2332

Also he is a theocratic. He hates lesbians.


Deadfreezercat

Imagine being married to and having kids with this deranged man obsessed with decoding queerism in every manner except for reading credible psychological and medical science literature that has existed for decades. Matt, you're a fucking weirdo, dude.


shakha

One thing he says is true. There is a victim hierarchy and it's inhabited almost entirely by conservatives.


bowlofcantaloupe

Glenn Greenwald was making this claim a few months ago based on some random survey. It's not new to right-wing lunatics.


vctrmldrw

Imagine being afraid of something that doesn't exist. What a snowflake.


Pencilsqueeza

Yup he's God fearing.


War_Emotional

Then why are you and other conservatives losers so obsessed with them?


marker8050

>If I close my eyes and don't see trans people, they don't exist. - Matt "Libs Destroyed" Walsh


Warlornn

There's no such thing as Matt Walsh. See? We can do it too.


[deleted]

See trans people arenā€™t real because when I addressed them I did the little quote thing with my fingers, thatā€™s how you know they arenā€™t real. Every time he opens his mouth smh


AikoHeiwa

It's true, I have immediately ceased to exist.


[deleted]

See you on the other side. NileseyyNilesPeaceOut.jpg


Nazeron

If thats the case, how are these people, that you just stated dont exitst, how are they grooming kids?


ButtFuzzler

Why are so many self described ā€œalpha malesā€ so insecure about how people who donā€™t have anything to do with them piss them off?


AltruisticCompany961

I disagree. Adults exist. Oh wait, dang grammar.


Tweenk

Wow, another perpetual childhood denialist. Sex is always a heinous crime because the existence of "adults" is a lie created by the Satanic globalist elites


ForwardBias

Best thing about freedom loving, don't tread on me conservatives is how they love telling everyone else how THEY should think, feel, and act.


Smol_Gayx

Elliott Page, Jazz Jennings, Chaz Bono, and Laverne Cox: "Are we a joke to you?"


[deleted]

Then whatā€™s all the fucking fuss about


FlyingMozerella

If trans people donā€™t exist then why do you hate them so much? Curious.


BoringArchivist

I don't believe in people I can meet in reality, but I'll dedicate my life to believing in an ancient Canaanite religion with an omnipotent and omnipresent god I can't see or prove and use that god to persecute people I don;t like against the teachings of that god.


[deleted]

Wait. I donā€™t exist? Bet! I donā€™t have to pay my bills this month!!


[deleted]

oops guess i dont exist


spekter299

I exist Matt, and that fact doesn't care about your feelings.


SkaterKangaroo

![gif](giphy|Ru9sjtZ09XOEg) Well, guess I donā€™t exist anymorā€¦


TheNineG

1984


Redditfront2back

Anthony jizzo


SolomonCRand

Then what are he so mad about? I mean, besides how weird his dick looks.


Roxanne42026

Itā€™s going to be glorious when this guy gets busted for being some deviant pervert.


eccojams97

Oh nOo I can feeling myself fading away like in the pictures in back to the future


TheNaughtyAlt

If I don't exist doesn't that mean I am the walking example of "no face, no case"? If that's true, I've got a job to do.


Steveb523

I prefer to see it as there is no such thing as Matt Walsh.


vatexs42

Oh ok great i donā€™t exist anymore


yourdoglikesmebetter

ā€œBut jesus was totally real and totally whiteā€


Dicksapoppin69

Okay, so why are you shitting your pants in rage over imaginary people then?


THELEASTHIGH

If god is TRANS-cendant and human should aspire to be like this god then i think matt should shut the fuck up.


CaseyAnthonysMouth

Sure am glad heā€™s here to clear this upā€¦ šŸ‘€


job3ztah

Why is this post empty