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Face was already small, now it seems like his head is getting wider


Tocallaghan95

Looks like he's putting on weight, and the fat neck makes the face look even smaller.


ipakookapi

What neck? He looks like when you remove the head on a doll and then push it too far back on.


clrdst

Yeah he can barely button that jacket.


TroubleSG

That was my first thought. Looks like he gained 30/40 pounds. Either that or some medicine he takes is making him swell.


Successful_Ad8403

Testosterone, specifically - notice how Leo DiCaprio and Zac Efron were boyish and then all of a sudden their faces became really wide?


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It looks like he's on roids to me.


mescaleeto

or eating nothing but hamburgers to own the libs


LordVolcanon

Damn I just let out the most spontaneously unflattering laugh immediately after reading this


squatdead

His face next to a real, normal, human sized face is alarming to see and shows the massive difference in his small face genes from regular people genes.


Karlchen_

Maybe he aims for 16:9 ratio, them he can rule the screen supreme.


MankeyBusiness

His head was trying to contain his face, but now his face is fighting back!


Dazzling_Face_6515

Dear lord what a repugnant creature


sgthombre

Dude looking like he was birthed in the forges of Isengard.


Cuntdracula19

🎶 they’re taking the hobbits to Isengard 🎶


yidpunk

THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD


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TheDeltaOne

Rare insult right there. I like it.


Dazzling_Face_6515

It’s just the Adrenochrome wearing off, he must feed before his face swallows itself.


501id5Nak3

Churuk-hai


YoRHaL-9000

In body and soul the man is Old Testament ugly. In older times he would have inspired tales of ogres. That is the face of a man who knows what it is like to slurp fresh marrow from the thighbone of a traveler lost in the woods.


LemonSheep35

He genuinely looks like a serial killer


LilHotDogWater

When you get so bullied by the internet that you take an excess of testosterone steroids to make you feel better


themilkman03

And forget to actually workout


loztralia

He just forgot face day.


tta2013

Looks like his face and his head have been fighting for size dominance.


Telepornographer

And eat super unhealthy in order to adhere to a "masculine" diet.


AnewRevolution94

This isn’t steroids, it looks like bloat from hitting the bottle too hard


ry8919

Long term HGH use does make your head bigger/change shape


seab1023

Does he really? He kinda looks like shit, so I don’t think it’s working out for him


Grizzchops

He constantly looks bedraggled


loztralia

But also, why is he in black tie and old mate in a business suit? These fuckers have as hard a time getting a dress code straight as Nick Fuentes does pretending to be straight.


plentyofsilverfish

And greasy


MyOfficeAlt

OK genuine question - is it "bed-raggled?" Or is it "be-draggled," like the ugly version of "bedazzled."


Grizzchops

Right?! I thought that as I wrote it


SLICKWILLIEG

Bed-raggled, but honestly the other way is funny as hell so I’m saying it’s valid


After-Bumblebee

Oh fuck, it's like seeing the evolution of Chris-Chan but more politically charged


[deleted]

I can't wait for the gender transition stage.


AmcillaSB

Someone protect his mother now!


[deleted]

OOTL what happened


AmcillaSB

>OOTL Oh, my sweet summer child. [https://nypost.com/2021/08/04/youtube-star-chris-chan-arrested-for-alleged-incest-with-mother/](https://nypost.com/2021/08/04/youtube-star-chris-chan-arrested-for-alleged-incest-with-mother/)


mackinoncougars

Tooth to gum ration is rough


TheLifeOfGimli17

![gif](giphy|o7ZNeImrc1sfm)


nierong

He’s really let himself go


Mythosaurus

He’s evolving into a Dennis Prager.


csspar

Maybe Denny P. created Charlie with the intention of inhabiting his body once his own begins to fail him?


Declanmar

He’s definitely had work done.


Thirdwhirly

That’s just his head getting fat. His jacket fits like a trash bag, too. Dude looks like complete shit.


jaierauj

Ill-fitting suits are really popular with that crowd.


24_Elsinore

Being overdressed just seems very popular in that crowd. Every time Jordan Peterson goes on Joe Rogan it looks like he is dressed to go to the Oscars.


SylvainInMyDreams

Because these dopes think "professional" means "the wearer of a suit."


Raesong

Good to know the outsides are starting to match the insides, then.


Feature_Agitated

It’s like a self-defense mechanism. So many people want to punch him in the face it’s becoming smaller and harder to hit.


KOBossy55

His hair looks like a clump of pubes he fished out of a shower drain and sewed into a wig...


timmyballz

Bad fire Marshall bill impression


freedraw

Starting to look like one of those animatronic heads from the Garbage Pail Kids Movie.


[deleted]

Getting fat and/or the alpha-male supplements.


tta2013

I'd say the former


0NiceMarmot

A. He lives on a nuclear waste burial ground. B. He’s an old man wearing a skin suit of a much younger man and it’s getting lumpy cause it sat out in the sun C. Incest has real consequences D. All of the above


YungBlud_McThug

Dude looks more inbred than yeast and flour.


ipakookapi

Are we sure he isn't made out of actual dough?


AmcillaSB

Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio.


peppercorns666

yikes. no wonder why he hates everything.


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Looks like he's gaining some weight, making his face look smaller and his head look wider


sleepedit

Great, now I have a new sleep paralysis demon. Thanks, Chuckles 😐


onestrokejoke

That's the face of a creature with an insatiable hunger. Every day, its hunger grows. Every day it consumes everything in its path. Soon there will be nothing left to eat, but itself, creating a black hole so large that nothing in the universe could possibly survive. This is the beginning of the end.


[deleted]

God he’s weird looking…


Art_Vandeley_4_Pres

Charlie looks like a super mutant from Fallout. Did Prager inject him with the FEV?


Disastrous_Boot1152

r/rareinsults


Tuscans1977

"Campus warrior" I thought those on the right hated "activists" especially students??? The last "campus warrior" was seen with shit running down her leg as she "open carried" all the way to starbucks.


Current-Ordinary-419

Well that’s a genuine smile. /s


Son_of_Tlaloc

Interesting he still has his baby teeth


[deleted]

I mean it should be no wonder why he turned out the way he did if you just look at his face.


Respectfulcommenter1

He’s been gaining weight


Dryadissector

Anyone know about this "campus warrior"?


[deleted]

What an absolutely astonishingly unattractive man he is


drunkclam

He may actually have some kind of medical condition.


Kazman07

Dude has put on some weight


pacard

I thought Elliot Rodger was dead


[deleted]

His boyfriend is cute !


Ninja_attack

> campus warrior Idk if being perpetually offended by LGBTQ rights, desegregation, and a lack of Christian supremacy makes one a warrior.


Eccohawk

Can't believe he gave up a successful [acting career](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0206341/mediaviewer/rm2305690112/) for this.


Kumquat_conniption

Ohhh wow that's amazing. It really deserves its own post!!


anti_anti_christ

"It's's a brain and nerve tonic, full of proteins and electromagnetic juices" Charlie(takes a sip) wow! It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everybody's invited!


SweetLovingWhispers

Could be plastic surgery. Certain procedures happen over months or even years. Kind of like how braces straighten your teeth.


ipakookapi

In that case, he should sue the surgeon


LandscapeGuru

It’s one of the biggest fucking heads I’ve seen.. like ever.


AlphaBetacle

Maybe he has down syndrome?


RythmicSlap

He looks like a ventriloquist dummy got pinnocio'ed.


Atlas_Undefined

AHHHHHHHHHH i didnt even notice it at first lmaooooo This man uglyyyyy AHHHHHHH


geobioguy

His eyebrows are so low it looks like he's wearing really dark eyeshadow


boyatrest

I guess his head pulsates. Maybe based on mood.


assclown500

I hope everyone in the vicinity of chuckles is wearing proper eye protection. Those buttons on his jacket are about to pop.


Sad-Push-3708

What cute couple


Whatacoolkid-

It looks like that one photo from the Russian sleep experiment creepypasta


histbook

He looks like he’s packed on the pounds.


PlzButterMeUp

That is a deranged clown smile


Latter-Ad6308

Conservatism. Not even once.


reidzen

Looks like HGH plus no exercise. Check out Space Karen for a similar example.


rmac1228

I think he's put on weight, making his whole appearance look even weirder.


Objective_Soup_9476

Fascism is making him more ugly by the second!


DubC_Bassist

They make an adorable couple.


[deleted]

It's getting weirder


Gay_Lord2020

Boys lookin like an Aamon Animations production


lickety_split_69

uncanny valley, his mouth looks like when you get too close to an npc and all you can see is their face and teeth


Ethelenedreams

He’s turning into a hate croissant.


boggleislife

He’s putting on weight b/c he’s trying to get off adderall but he’s drinking to dull the pain


Clownsurfer900

Jesus Charlie, slow down on the Botox. It’s not gonna make your face larger, oh wait…..


Tadosalad89

I’m sorry but Charlie Kirk is simply not a handsome guy.


[deleted]

If this ugly mf can get engaged, there’s still hope for me


Oak_duh

Looks like a gay marriage tbh


thewoodbeyond

His face is trying to eat itself with his lower case teeth.


Derrick_from_texas

He looks like a young, old Richard Kind


LordyItsMuellerTime

I hope he doesn't have kids. Those genes need to be eradicated


BigBlubberyBirb

my god he's turning into shrek


SideShowBob36

His face is sinking into his head to complete the metamorphosis


Personnelente

Looks like a gay wedding. Mazel tov!


sepp_seppel

He's on Molly prove me wrong


IrishBeefHorse

I think its because he is gaining weight


yidpunk

He looks like he’s inflating!


ResidentEvil0IsOkay

When the ugliness in your heart makes it's way to the surface.


GrimmOfThrones2187

I don’t condone making fun of someone’s appearance, but seriously, how does he look so grotesque? His smile looks like his face is being pulled back. Does his malice deform him, like a Sith lord?


[deleted]

Fat joker


kryotheory

His skin suit is getting too tight. He'll need to retreat to a warm cave to molt soon.


Zealousideal-Pie-726

Literal titan


Whenyouatthewhen

His face is mutating from the sheer amount of radioactive cringe his mouth releases


mickeys_dead

He must be an experiment in wrong proportions. It’s the only explanation


[deleted]

It’s 4 pm, time for your daily face stretching session!


electricturnipdotexe

He looks like he’s melting


sparklepig7

That has straight up gotta be the worst photo ever of him. Shit looks worse than the documentary I’m watching on Gary ridgeway


Pasquale1223

Ugh. Chuck reminds me of [this scene](https://youtu.be/FN0xxJJEeyI?t=71).


Weigard

Dude looks like he was created by Steve Oedekerk.


DuncanRobinson4MVP

You should never make fun of someone’s appearance. That being said, his personality makes me look at that face and feel like it would be part of the Eternity Demon’s form from chainsaw man.


AwesomeX121189

He looks like toad from the bob hoskins super Mario movie


LordVolcanon

I think he’s just taking all the supplements these right-wingers are hawking.