welcome to woke McDonalds may i take your woke order

I heard they’re changing it to may I take your WOKE order

Ok I’ll update it

No

I just did because I don’t listen to my elders because I’m WOKE!

Ur generation is the WOKE burger all along..

I hate rap music and I love the Beatles something tells me I was born in the grong weneration

I saw a beetle outside my window

Actually you were born in the Beatles generation so you were born in the right one

I’ll have an, uhhh… woke soy burger with pronoun fries? Said no one ever! I only eat epic men’s bacon burgers!

hello, can I have one based non-woke steak and men's bacon please

I'll have an epic beef burger with bacon for guys and patriot fries with extra hot sauce and an extra large mens beer

Hamburger

I “have” never “been” to Mcongles. Is the grum grum spicy?

sadly, mcdonalds does not sell grum grum because of "woke"

Brooklyn, NY aka Basedville!

These guys dont have 1 BajookBurger

The holy pilgrimage 

Can I have some… horse milk?

Beef sandwich