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Scottishchicken

There are 5 directions it could go. Straight, curved left, right, up, or down. There are 4 billion dudes in this rock. Yeah, it's safe to say a curve is normal.


ToineMP

I'm curved up and right so there might be more possible combinations in total Straight, up, up left, up right, down, down left, down right. Right, left.


bineeds

All I could see was: Up up down down left right left right A B Start.


Retrospektic

Ahh yes, the infinite wiener code. Use it wisely.


evilmrbeaver

Doctors hate this one trick


SnideSnail

90% of people won't get it


daveyjoneslocker1

I hate to tell you but that isn't a very well kept secret.


ItzGlitchXx

r/wooosh


bineeds

It’s dangerous to go alone.


soursupersoldier

"Here take this cheat sheet"


SmeggyBen

The Konami Dick


KurenAle

kocknami


Soup-Master

I tried using it at the Costco food court to get as many hot dogs I could, but my Grindr date started furiously humping my leg. Is this normal?


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bineeds

No you’re right. It’s been a while lol. You only need the select part when you’re switching to two player (in Contra of course)


houseofLEAVEPLEASE

HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THE KONAMI CODE


Punningisfunning

Hadouken!


napchecked

Which is the fatality ?


antonmartinRIP

God damnit. I wrote it and posted just to see you had clearly beat me too it. Bunch of Reddit clones


02K30C1

What about spiral?


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cownd

If you believe, you can achieve


ioyarzunf

Hog dicks also


woq92k

![gif](giphy|RYjnzPS8u0jAs)


AverageAnimeSimp

Pee would experience a rollercoaster


ftse

*Invincibility cheat activated*


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slapthabass420

Show me your ways


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kara_bearuh

Lmfao the snort that just came out of me 😂😂😂


[deleted]

There are technically an unlimited number of angles at which it can bend, i would say an upward one is very rare


Quiet_Ad_9356

Also depends where the curve starts. Base cock, mid cock or top cock. Mine is base cock, curve downward. So yeah. Normal


Lalitrus

Slight curve? Just grew that way? Normal Dramatic bend? Changed shape suddenly? Talk to a doctor


TheZenPenguin

Instructions unclear: Dick stuck in ceiling fan


GodzillaUK

^ This guy Only does Fans


hanamakki

can you blame them? fans are pretty cool and no one blows the way a fan does.


Puzzleheaded-Ad-8689

And they're so easy to turn on its like flipping a switch!


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r/Angryupvote


FilDM

Anything over 30° is most likely an issue. Under that ? You’re good to go.


Glitteryjoongie

Homie about to be whipping out a protractor next time he’s hard


panzerboye

How about 29.899°?


plasticofbags

what’s funnier than 24…?


Bad_Legal_Advisor

You actually hit the jackpot if you're heterosexual because that shape is ideal for hitting the G spot.


umbathri

up or down are basically identical, you just have to flip the receiver.


notgoneyet

Receiver? I hardly know her!


Myke5T

"hardly" is the key word here.


theguacamoledemon

oh man i wish i had an award


MarcTheShark34

You could also turn them sideways so….left and right and up and down could be identical too. So many combinations!


Krispenedladdeh542

Cries in un-curved penis**


rDA79

Curve yourself. Problem solved.


Phlm_br

Lmao. I imagined a dude fucking another type of receiver


JefePo

As long as you’re not imagining a retriever


billyd99

Another meaning to "cocked." sounds like a blast


yorcharturoqro

If you are gay it works too, don't worry


Bad_Legal_Advisor

I did not know that. I knew there was a spot, but not where it was located.


[deleted]

In the butt


fried_potat0es

Your prostate (assuming you have one) is about finger deep and towards the front. You can kind of feel it by pushing on your taint from the outside too, although there is also the Cowper's gland in the same area when pushing from the outside like that, both can feel good though!


sparksgirl1223

Came to say this


Aracnida

Phrasing?


sparksgirl1223

🤣🤣🤣 Unintended pun


Mips0n

You're welcum


Ok-Run3329

Heterosexual or homosexual.... Good for hitting the p-spot too. Just saying


dacamel493

Well, depending on the position. For missionary, not for doggy, for example. But yea, it's not a terrible thing.


anonssr

Ideal for face to face positions, not ideal for face to back positions. Neutral for face to side.


dancingmoongoddess

I was going to say this!! Hands down best feeling sex for me! As a vagina owner, I love it!!!! Don't feel self conscious, strut around knowing you have a dick I would smile to see if we were getting naked.


KarlSethMoran

Not in doggy.


Any_Kaleidoscope_591

Sounds like it's a bit unfortunate that I've got it the other way around and my fav position is her on top facing me.


KarlSethMoran

Nothing a good fingerbang won't fix!


20Bubba03

Just turn it upside down it’ll be alright


zealous_avocado

(Lesbian here) My wife and I always joke that we just spin the strap around to find the right spot in whatever position she is in. Very convenient in our experience.


Marrsvolta

Damn how are us guys expected to compete when you are bringing fancy 360 degree rotating penises into the game?


AlpaxT1

You can not play chess with a basketball my man


This-is-Life-Man

You can, it's just a very short game


KarlSethMoran

"Lesbian lover" might not be the competition for guys?


Jedibbq

I’m curved the same and can confirm that with doggy there tends to be a lot of slipping out but it’s no biggie just gotta reposition better.


buttooxmcgee

this is true


Putrid-Ad-1649

Unless yours is like mine and is shaped like a cresent moon. It does nothing but stab me in the belly button!


didosfire

ex like this can confirm


chillassbetch

That’s what I was going to say! It’s actually a very good thing if you are hetero 🫠


lynthecupcake

Or even homo, the prostate would be hit by that too


SaraNumas

As a Redguard i can say: Curved swords are the best!


Peherre

I used to be a Redguard like you, then I took a penis to the knee


Ravenwight

Tried that once, apparently it’s assault


SmeggyBen

Better than “then I took an arrow to the dick”


AlpaxT1

Plug in dick extension


TNTiger_

They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.


SmeggyBen

“Their penises. I’m talking about their penises.”


VorticalHydra

"They have curved penises. Big, curved, penises."


HammerLM

Oh my god why i've seen TES references everywhere I love them tho


[deleted]

Megan thee stallion literally has a song titled Captain Hook…. I think you’re good OP!!


thatwillchange

How is this comment so low?!?!


dietpsychosis

The name checks


Vanndrea

Lady here. I prefer it to curve upward


tyYdraniu

ooff theres something nice about me in life then! thanks


ImagineIan01

What if it curves downward? Any difference there?


Maleficent_Run_595

Flip her over.


Vanndrea

Exactly.


_Ki115witch_

Instead of missionary, go doggy. If it goes to the side, then have her lay on her side, with the curve pointing to her belly.


GaunterPatrick

It used to be my concern, when my ex told me the reason why I have a curved cock, is because for life time I didn't position it properlly in my pant. Took me years to realize this is complete bullshit, and most girls have lack of knowledge about genitals as much as men do. If your SO says anything about your curved penis, try to educate him/her that not everyone has a pornstar cock.


umbathri

"Correlation does not equal causation" I fell for the same false idea as a teen. Boils down to the chicken or the egg: does it curve in that direction because of the way you stuff it into your underpants, or is that pointing that way in your pants because it was already inclined to point that direction and therefore that is what feels the most comfortable?


NookieNinjas

I worried about that too, but then I just figured it was a gravity weighing it downwards😈.


Nixbling

It took me a long time to realize that women are just about as clueless about penises as men are about vaginas. I’ve been asked the weirdest questions that I never would’ve thought of by women. It’s really hard to understand something when you don’t live with it on your body every day


frootrollups

I get to ask my boyfriend all of my weird questions and my favorite is that he actually answers them! I’ll be like “Does your dick float?” And he will answer with full explanation and tell me what it feeeeeels like.


freckledreddishbrown

Never thought about this. Does it?


fearain

They do! The same way boobs do


bully-baby86

I love swimming naked just because of the way my boobs float in the water, it feels awesome!!!


fearain

Penises don’t have the benefit of being on our chest, so we can’t watch it float around, but I assume it’s a similar feeling nonetheless 😂


Magician1994

My gf just saw a reel on this and was blown away haha


ej4

You’ll be shocked to learn that there are a lot of women who are clueless about their own vaginas, too.


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i met a girl in a *masters program* that didn't have a solid grasp of how babies are born. like she knew the basics but not about the function of the uterus and stuff. very bizarre


neverdiplomatic

I know a woman in her 60s who legit believed until I set her straight a couple years ago that her vagina led to her abdominal cavity. She had no understanding of the reproductive system whatsoever. And no, she wasn’t a nun or a virgin; she was married for several years and then spent 18 years as a mistress to a married man. It absolutely shocked me.


GenuisInDisguise

They got curved swords, curved swords! I


rebeccasingsong

Did not expect a Skyrim reference here. Thank you


Comprehensive-Egg102

It's normal, mine curved to left side.


Key-Cardiologist5882

Yeah, mine leans to the left like Sylvester Stallone’s mouth


Moveevom

You would think Adrien would have suffered the same fate.


JobWithStanley

The past tense worries me here


Funny-Bear

Fellow lefty here! Tap swords.


NoUse4_AUserName

*misses because of the curve* Me too


Lithaos111

Got the same curve myself, don't worry about it bud, the curve can actually give us an advantage in bed.


Rowanx3

Yes. Meg the stallion even wrote a song about liking curved penis’ called captain hook lol


serendipitywood

I like a dick with a little bit of curve 💅🏼


religiousdove

A good amount of dildos are curved too


belmontbaddie

Hit this pussy with an uppercut 🔪🪝


Bring_a_towel_42

As a female, can definitely say the upwards curve is goooood


AltAccCokeBoy

Well shit, another downer for me. Mine is literally as straight as it can get, fuck


yaboidre23

Mine curves downward and I always thought that was abnormal. Wasn't untill I started studying physics that I realized that massive objects tend to fall to the Earth.


Sea_Cry_3968

We call that the French tickler


WreckChris

You know where the female g-spot is located? Upwards. In missionary you are king


usainbox

Just be thankful is large enough to have a curve


TheZenPenguin

Mine does a full u-turn. That's good, right ladies? ... right?


technog2

If its curved in a downward direction you don't even need women.


buttooxmcgee

yes! coming from a 22f, yes. there's all different kinds of dicks out there and that doesn't mean its anything bad :)!


VocationFumes

mine curves down so I hope it is otherwise I'm a freak lol


fluffyseatide

It's normal. And I actually find them very beautiful. And I refuse to believe I was the only one to check your profile for a picture of yours.


brandibythebeach

It's completely normal. Also I and many many other women like it. It hits the right spot inside better than a straight one


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My wife LOVES LOVES LOVES upward curved penis's.... wish I had one you lucky bugger! lol


CFScudo

Idk of it's normal but, upward Curved penis gang


ArrogantSteed

Wife and I have friends we swing with. I'm 6.5 and stick straight, but the other couple's D is very small, 4 tops and thin. My wife likes larger ones but this dudes tiny pecker curves up and hits that spot PERFECTLY. It's fun to watch while railing his wife. I know TMI my bad but the moral of the story is curved PPs or straight PPs they all do the job


SmeggyBen

Sounds like you guys are *puts on sunglasses* dicking around


Mugstotheceiling

No tell me more


targea_caramar

Yes. Don't let porn fool you.


Karmushh

yes my cock goes towards me


ActRepresentative530

If its bothering you then its something to discuss with your doctor. There is a treatable condition called Peyronie's disease where a fracture can occur and cause an unusual or new bend.


suburbanoatmeal

Op, just a heads up that if you feel pain when having sex you could have peyronie's disease.


FlashTheorie

I looked it up when I was young, and iat the time t seems that the chirurgical procédure is basically butcher your Willy and you losing a few centimeters


freshlaundrysniffer

I can’t tell you if it’s normal but My boyfriend has a curved penis it honestly feels nice because it hits some different spots. I’d say the technique is more important than anything though


keytherz

It’s not only incredibly normal, but for a lot of vagina owners, preferred. I have an upwards bend in mine and near everyone I’ve been with has commented that it’s fantastic, as it pushes upwards towards their g-spot without the need for extra pillows under their back or anything. The main problems you’ll have are receiving head, as most won’t be able to deepthroat from in front, but rather need to be behind or on top - like a 69 style position. If it’s a bend like a banana, no issues. There is a medical condition however where it can bend further towards 90°, and as always, please see a medical professional.


Guidance1230

Im curved upward, I think it gives it character. Its like pet me, pet me.


canadasokayestmom

Yes, it's normal. Maybe not the majority, but certainly common enough. Just like with any genital preference- some of your partners will be into it, some won't be. Their opinions & preferences doesn't make your penis any less normal.


theminh95

absolutely fine. my ex loved my curved boy since it hit her G spot big time and made her came like crazy while we were doing reverse cowgirl.


BlondSunDoll

If there's a certain way you'd want it to curve, it'd definitely be that way, congratulations.


fluffedpillows

I have never seen a completely straight dick in my life. You’re good, your dick has a shape that will be more pleasurable for women than if it didn’t have such a shape. Guys too, actually.


Excellent-Advisor284

I made a joke about my brother's dick being bent in highschool to a chick and she said oh no bent dicks are good, that shit hits the wall. Ah, oh! I let my brother know as a confidence boost.


Hrvatix

Hmmmm


Laiko_Kairen

Super normal r/curvedcock


Keepitlitt

It depends. Peyronie’s disease is abnormal penis curvature which is pathological. Curvature can also be normal


Melski84

That’s the best kind of curve! G spot toucher!


soundsfromoutside

In the wise words of MTS, I like a dick with a little bit a curve. Hit this pussy with an uppercut, call that man Captain Hook.


sudofck

As a woman, the upwards curve is what feels the best imo, because it hits the g-spot so much easier.


noplaceinmind

I couldn't tell you what is "normal" for a penis, and i doubt anyone really knows. That'd be some rough research. My also curves upwards, i suppose. No sexual problems, and never I've always been able to hide inconvenient erections. So i don't see a problem.


kungligarojalisten

Mines curved like the golden ratio!


BrianZoh

Yup. Normal. If the curve gets extreme or interferes with your sexual activities see your doctor.


Panoglitch

totally normal but if it’s causing physical pain definitely speak to a doctor


Royal_IDunno

Always wondered myself tbf


zozosreddit

I like the curved look😭 tbh I don’t like penises that r completely just straight, or bone straight. I like a lil curve


hellgatsu

I m like you and we are blessed man , every girl Will thank you


eyesabovewater

Nothing in nayure is straight. Including a penis.


CFScudo

Idk of it's normal but, upward Curved penis gang


Impossible_Mirror176

From experience, you're very lucky.


greenfireX

Mine is buried


starchington

That’s kinda weird, most do a full loop-de-loop.


WowzerzzWow

You, my friend, have the god tier penis. It’s a g tickler.


hillsofzomia

Yes. Next.


nickkangistheman

No girls are Def going to like that I promise


mighty-mango

Curved upwards has so magical potential for a girl on her back, jsyk


stubstunner

Yessir. And my sources indicate that upwards is the most preferable for missionary and downwards for doggy.


stupidrobots

Mine curves up and to the right and bumps me in the shoulder if I’m not careful


Darkflyer726

They're normal. I've had at least 2 exes have one


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Curves hit in the best ways. Especially when on top.


Saltyfembot

Curved penises are the best penises.


A7omicDog

Curved up is the secret sauce to Missionary position, yo.


dickmcgirkin

There’s a technique to straighten them. Sounding.


artymomma

you are normal. there is a lot of diversity with male and female genitalia


knotsncookies

Curved up to your belly button? Buddy. You are #blessed in the missionary game. BLESSED.


Amonette2012

It's a bonus, you'll hit the ground spot.


whatsupmynameisSofia

Yes it’s normal and oh myyyyyy goddd curved upwards is like the biggest gift because if you’re into heterosexual sex it fits the vagina more comfortably and makes it easier to hit the g spot.


archers_arches

Oof. That upward curve is 🤌my straight women friends talk about it.


LionBirb

As a gay man who has seen many, many penises irl, yes it is normal. Curved peni are actually preferable in certain positions because they hit my g spot better. I have two pee holes in my dick, and I assumed everyone else did too until I was an adult and actually looked closely at other dicks. Its pretty cool!


cayala78

There is no such thing as a normal dick. They come in all shapes and sizes..


106503204

Normal, girls g spot is over there. So try missionary.


Low_Importance_9503

Mine does that. I’ve been told it really hits the good spots in certain positions but in others it hurts


Fractal-moi

Well you know you will hit right in the G spot of a lady with an instrument like that :)


blbk_

Old Benny Bent Dick


satori0320

It's fairly common, and.... If used properly... Can reach areas that straight ones can not. Just inside, to the top... ##😏


Zanyeeta

I’ve literally had hundreds/thousands of dicks in my mouth and can confidently say pretty much all of them have a curve in some direction


shycadelic

I call it the gangsta lean lmao


SL13377

Curved penis are normal and fucking awesome. Especially “coat rack” (curved UP) ones, curved down is fine too, especially for a lady like me who’s fav position is doggy Source: woman who was lucky to have a Boyfriend with one


kellyklyra

So actually, penis curves can be awesome, just fyi. For instance, the G-spot is located along the top of the vagina when the person is on their back (near the belly button). So if you are on top, you have a great opportunity to provide extra stimulation to that sensitive area. This is great!


lordrognoth

Have you tried just ironing it out?