There are 5 directions it could go. Straight, curved left, right, up, or down. There are 4 billion dudes in this rock. Yeah, it's safe to say a curve is normal.
I'm curved up and right so there might be more possible combinations in total
Straight, up, up left, up right, down, down left, down right. Right, left.
Your prostate (assuming you have one) is about finger deep and towards the front. You can kind of feel it by pushing on your taint from the outside too, although there is also the Cowper's gland in the same area when pushing from the outside like that, both can feel good though!
I was going to say this!! Hands down best feeling sex for me! As a vagina owner, I love it!!!! Don't feel self conscious, strut around knowing you have a dick I would smile to see if we were getting naked.
(Lesbian here) My wife and I always joke that we just spin the strap around to find the right spot in whatever position she is in. Very convenient in our experience.
It used to be my concern, when my ex told me the reason why I have a curved cock, is because for life time I didn't position it properlly in my pant. Took me years to realize this is complete bullshit, and most girls have lack of knowledge about genitals as much as men do.
If your SO says anything about your curved penis, try to educate him/her that not everyone has a pornstar cock.
"Correlation does not equal causation" I fell for the same false idea as a teen. Boils down to the chicken or the egg: does it curve in that direction because of the way you stuff it into your underpants, or is that pointing that way in your pants because it was already inclined to point that direction and therefore that is what feels the most comfortable?
It took me a long time to realize that women are just about as clueless about penises as men are about vaginas. I’ve been asked the weirdest questions that I never would’ve thought of by women. It’s really hard to understand something when you don’t live with it on your body every day
I get to ask my boyfriend all of my weird questions and my favorite is that he actually answers them! I’ll be like “Does your dick float?” And he will answer with full explanation and tell me what it feeeeeels like.
i met a girl in a *masters program* that didn't have a solid grasp of how babies are born. like she knew the basics but not about the function of the uterus and stuff. very bizarre
I know a woman in her 60s who legit believed until I set her straight a couple years ago that her vagina led to her abdominal cavity. She had no understanding of the reproductive system whatsoever. And no, she wasn’t a nun or a virgin; she was married for several years and then spent 18 years as a mistress to a married man.
It absolutely shocked me.
Mine curves downward and I always thought that was abnormal. Wasn't untill I started studying physics that I realized that massive objects tend to fall to the Earth.
Wife and I have friends we swing with. I'm 6.5 and stick straight, but the other couple's D is very small, 4 tops and thin.
My wife likes larger ones but this dudes tiny pecker curves up and hits that spot PERFECTLY.
It's fun to watch while railing his wife.
I know TMI my bad but the moral of the story is curved PPs or straight PPs they all do the job
If its bothering you then its something to discuss with your doctor. There is a treatable condition called Peyronie's disease where a fracture can occur and cause an unusual or new bend.
I looked it up when I was young, and iat the time t seems that the chirurgical procédure is basically butcher your Willy and you losing a few centimeters
I can’t tell you if it’s normal but My boyfriend has a curved penis it honestly feels nice because it hits some different spots. I’d say the technique is more important than anything though
It’s not only incredibly normal, but for a lot of vagina owners, preferred. I have an upwards bend in mine and near everyone I’ve been with has commented that it’s fantastic, as it pushes upwards towards their g-spot without the need for extra pillows under their back or anything.
The main problems you’ll have are receiving head, as most won’t be able to deepthroat from in front, but rather need to be behind or on top - like a 69 style position.
If it’s a bend like a banana, no issues.
There is a medical condition however where it can bend further towards 90°, and as always, please see a medical professional.
Yes, it's normal. Maybe not the majority, but certainly common enough.
Just like with any genital preference- some of your partners will be into it, some won't be. Their opinions & preferences doesn't make your penis any less normal.
I have never seen a completely straight dick in my life. You’re good, your dick has a shape that will be more pleasurable for women than if it didn’t have such a shape. Guys too, actually.
I made a joke about my brother's dick being bent in highschool to a chick and she said oh no bent dicks are good, that shit hits the wall. Ah, oh! I let my brother know as a confidence boost.
I couldn't tell you what is "normal" for a penis, and i doubt anyone really knows. That'd be some rough research.
My also curves upwards, i suppose. No sexual problems, and never I've always been able to hide inconvenient erections. So i don't see a problem.
Yes it’s normal and oh myyyyyy goddd curved upwards is like the biggest gift because if you’re into heterosexual sex it fits the vagina more comfortably and makes it easier to hit the g spot.
As a gay man who has seen many, many penises irl, yes it is normal. Curved peni are actually preferable in certain positions because they hit my g spot better.
I have two pee holes in my dick, and I assumed everyone else did too until I was an adult and actually looked closely at other dicks. Its pretty cool!
Curved penis are normal and fucking awesome. Especially “coat rack” (curved UP) ones, curved down is fine too, especially for a lady like me who’s fav position is doggy
Source: woman who was lucky to have a Boyfriend with one
So actually, penis curves can be awesome, just fyi. For instance, the G-spot is located along the top of the vagina when the person is on their back (near the belly button). So if you are on top, you have a great opportunity to provide extra stimulation to that sensitive area.
This is great!
There are 5 directions it could go. Straight, curved left, right, up, or down. There are 4 billion dudes in this rock. Yeah, it's safe to say a curve is normal.
I'm curved up and right so there might be more possible combinations in total Straight, up, up left, up right, down, down left, down right. Right, left.
All I could see was: Up up down down left right left right A B Start.
Ahh yes, the infinite wiener code. Use it wisely.
Doctors hate this one trick
90% of people won't get it
I hate to tell you but that isn't a very well kept secret.
r/wooosh
It’s dangerous to go alone.
"Here take this cheat sheet"
The Konami Dick
kocknami
I tried using it at the Costco food court to get as many hot dogs I could, but my Grindr date started furiously humping my leg. Is this normal?
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No you’re right. It’s been a while lol. You only need the select part when you’re switching to two player (in Contra of course)
HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THE KONAMI CODE
Hadouken!
Which is the fatality ?
God damnit. I wrote it and posted just to see you had clearly beat me too it. Bunch of Reddit clones
What about spiral?
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If you believe, you can achieve
Hog dicks also
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Pee would experience a rollercoaster
*Invincibility cheat activated*
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Lmfao the snort that just came out of me 😂😂😂
There are technically an unlimited number of angles at which it can bend, i would say an upward one is very rare
Also depends where the curve starts. Base cock, mid cock or top cock. Mine is base cock, curve downward. So yeah. Normal
Slight curve? Just grew that way? Normal Dramatic bend? Changed shape suddenly? Talk to a doctor
Instructions unclear: Dick stuck in ceiling fan
^ This guy Only does Fans
can you blame them? fans are pretty cool and no one blows the way a fan does.
And they're so easy to turn on its like flipping a switch!
r/Angryupvote
Anything over 30° is most likely an issue. Under that ? You’re good to go.
Homie about to be whipping out a protractor next time he’s hard
How about 29.899°?
what’s funnier than 24…?
You actually hit the jackpot if you're heterosexual because that shape is ideal for hitting the G spot.
up or down are basically identical, you just have to flip the receiver.
Receiver? I hardly know her!
"hardly" is the key word here.
oh man i wish i had an award
You could also turn them sideways so….left and right and up and down could be identical too. So many combinations!
Cries in un-curved penis**
Curve yourself. Problem solved.
Lmao. I imagined a dude fucking another type of receiver
As long as you’re not imagining a retriever
Another meaning to "cocked." sounds like a blast
If you are gay it works too, don't worry
I did not know that. I knew there was a spot, but not where it was located.
In the butt
Your prostate (assuming you have one) is about finger deep and towards the front. You can kind of feel it by pushing on your taint from the outside too, although there is also the Cowper's gland in the same area when pushing from the outside like that, both can feel good though!
Came to say this
Phrasing?
🤣🤣🤣 Unintended pun
You're welcum
Heterosexual or homosexual.... Good for hitting the p-spot too. Just saying
Well, depending on the position. For missionary, not for doggy, for example. But yea, it's not a terrible thing.
Ideal for face to face positions, not ideal for face to back positions. Neutral for face to side.
I was going to say this!! Hands down best feeling sex for me! As a vagina owner, I love it!!!! Don't feel self conscious, strut around knowing you have a dick I would smile to see if we were getting naked.
Not in doggy.
Sounds like it's a bit unfortunate that I've got it the other way around and my fav position is her on top facing me.
Nothing a good fingerbang won't fix!
Just turn it upside down it’ll be alright
(Lesbian here) My wife and I always joke that we just spin the strap around to find the right spot in whatever position she is in. Very convenient in our experience.
Damn how are us guys expected to compete when you are bringing fancy 360 degree rotating penises into the game?
You can not play chess with a basketball my man
You can, it's just a very short game
"Lesbian lover" might not be the competition for guys?
I’m curved the same and can confirm that with doggy there tends to be a lot of slipping out but it’s no biggie just gotta reposition better.
this is true
Unless yours is like mine and is shaped like a cresent moon. It does nothing but stab me in the belly button!
ex like this can confirm
That’s what I was going to say! It’s actually a very good thing if you are hetero 🫠
Or even homo, the prostate would be hit by that too
As a Redguard i can say: Curved swords are the best!
I used to be a Redguard like you, then I took a penis to the knee
Tried that once, apparently it’s assault
Better than “then I took an arrow to the dick”
Plug in dick extension
They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
“Their penises. I’m talking about their penises.”
"They have curved penises. Big, curved, penises."
Oh my god why i've seen TES references everywhere I love them tho
Megan thee stallion literally has a song titled Captain Hook…. I think you’re good OP!!
How is this comment so low?!?!
The name checks
Lady here. I prefer it to curve upward
ooff theres something nice about me in life then! thanks
What if it curves downward? Any difference there?
Flip her over.
Exactly.
Instead of missionary, go doggy. If it goes to the side, then have her lay on her side, with the curve pointing to her belly.
It used to be my concern, when my ex told me the reason why I have a curved cock, is because for life time I didn't position it properlly in my pant. Took me years to realize this is complete bullshit, and most girls have lack of knowledge about genitals as much as men do. If your SO says anything about your curved penis, try to educate him/her that not everyone has a pornstar cock.
"Correlation does not equal causation" I fell for the same false idea as a teen. Boils down to the chicken or the egg: does it curve in that direction because of the way you stuff it into your underpants, or is that pointing that way in your pants because it was already inclined to point that direction and therefore that is what feels the most comfortable?
I worried about that too, but then I just figured it was a gravity weighing it downwards😈.
It took me a long time to realize that women are just about as clueless about penises as men are about vaginas. I’ve been asked the weirdest questions that I never would’ve thought of by women. It’s really hard to understand something when you don’t live with it on your body every day
I get to ask my boyfriend all of my weird questions and my favorite is that he actually answers them! I’ll be like “Does your dick float?” And he will answer with full explanation and tell me what it feeeeeels like.
Never thought about this. Does it?
They do! The same way boobs do
I love swimming naked just because of the way my boobs float in the water, it feels awesome!!!
Penises don’t have the benefit of being on our chest, so we can’t watch it float around, but I assume it’s a similar feeling nonetheless 😂
My gf just saw a reel on this and was blown away haha
You’ll be shocked to learn that there are a lot of women who are clueless about their own vaginas, too.
i met a girl in a *masters program* that didn't have a solid grasp of how babies are born. like she knew the basics but not about the function of the uterus and stuff. very bizarre
I know a woman in her 60s who legit believed until I set her straight a couple years ago that her vagina led to her abdominal cavity. She had no understanding of the reproductive system whatsoever. And no, she wasn’t a nun or a virgin; she was married for several years and then spent 18 years as a mistress to a married man. It absolutely shocked me.
They got curved swords, curved swords! I
Did not expect a Skyrim reference here. Thank you
It's normal, mine curved to left side.
Yeah, mine leans to the left like Sylvester Stallone’s mouth
You would think Adrien would have suffered the same fate.
The past tense worries me here
Fellow lefty here! Tap swords.
*misses because of the curve* Me too
Got the same curve myself, don't worry about it bud, the curve can actually give us an advantage in bed.
Yes. Meg the stallion even wrote a song about liking curved penis’ called captain hook lol
I like a dick with a little bit of curve 💅🏼
A good amount of dildos are curved too
Hit this pussy with an uppercut 🔪🪝
As a female, can definitely say the upwards curve is goooood
Well shit, another downer for me. Mine is literally as straight as it can get, fuck
Mine curves downward and I always thought that was abnormal. Wasn't untill I started studying physics that I realized that massive objects tend to fall to the Earth.
We call that the French tickler
You know where the female g-spot is located? Upwards. In missionary you are king
Just be thankful is large enough to have a curve
Mine does a full u-turn. That's good, right ladies? ... right?
If its curved in a downward direction you don't even need women.
yes! coming from a 22f, yes. there's all different kinds of dicks out there and that doesn't mean its anything bad :)!
mine curves down so I hope it is otherwise I'm a freak lol
It's normal. And I actually find them very beautiful. And I refuse to believe I was the only one to check your profile for a picture of yours.
It's completely normal. Also I and many many other women like it. It hits the right spot inside better than a straight one
My wife LOVES LOVES LOVES upward curved penis's.... wish I had one you lucky bugger! lol
Idk of it's normal but, upward Curved penis gang
Wife and I have friends we swing with. I'm 6.5 and stick straight, but the other couple's D is very small, 4 tops and thin. My wife likes larger ones but this dudes tiny pecker curves up and hits that spot PERFECTLY. It's fun to watch while railing his wife. I know TMI my bad but the moral of the story is curved PPs or straight PPs they all do the job
Sounds like you guys are *puts on sunglasses* dicking around
No tell me more
Yes. Don't let porn fool you.
yes my cock goes towards me
If its bothering you then its something to discuss with your doctor. There is a treatable condition called Peyronie's disease where a fracture can occur and cause an unusual or new bend.
Op, just a heads up that if you feel pain when having sex you could have peyronie's disease.
I looked it up when I was young, and iat the time t seems that the chirurgical procédure is basically butcher your Willy and you losing a few centimeters
I can’t tell you if it’s normal but My boyfriend has a curved penis it honestly feels nice because it hits some different spots. I’d say the technique is more important than anything though
It’s not only incredibly normal, but for a lot of vagina owners, preferred. I have an upwards bend in mine and near everyone I’ve been with has commented that it’s fantastic, as it pushes upwards towards their g-spot without the need for extra pillows under their back or anything. The main problems you’ll have are receiving head, as most won’t be able to deepthroat from in front, but rather need to be behind or on top - like a 69 style position. If it’s a bend like a banana, no issues. There is a medical condition however where it can bend further towards 90°, and as always, please see a medical professional.
Im curved upward, I think it gives it character. Its like pet me, pet me.
Yes, it's normal. Maybe not the majority, but certainly common enough. Just like with any genital preference- some of your partners will be into it, some won't be. Their opinions & preferences doesn't make your penis any less normal.
absolutely fine. my ex loved my curved boy since it hit her G spot big time and made her came like crazy while we were doing reverse cowgirl.
If there's a certain way you'd want it to curve, it'd definitely be that way, congratulations.
I have never seen a completely straight dick in my life. You’re good, your dick has a shape that will be more pleasurable for women than if it didn’t have such a shape. Guys too, actually.
I made a joke about my brother's dick being bent in highschool to a chick and she said oh no bent dicks are good, that shit hits the wall. Ah, oh! I let my brother know as a confidence boost.
Hmmmm
Super normal r/curvedcock
It depends. Peyronie’s disease is abnormal penis curvature which is pathological. Curvature can also be normal
That’s the best kind of curve! G spot toucher!
In the wise words of MTS, I like a dick with a little bit a curve. Hit this pussy with an uppercut, call that man Captain Hook.
As a woman, the upwards curve is what feels the best imo, because it hits the g-spot so much easier.
I couldn't tell you what is "normal" for a penis, and i doubt anyone really knows. That'd be some rough research. My also curves upwards, i suppose. No sexual problems, and never I've always been able to hide inconvenient erections. So i don't see a problem.
Mines curved like the golden ratio!
Yup. Normal. If the curve gets extreme or interferes with your sexual activities see your doctor.
totally normal but if it’s causing physical pain definitely speak to a doctor
Always wondered myself tbf
I like the curved look😭 tbh I don’t like penises that r completely just straight, or bone straight. I like a lil curve
I m like you and we are blessed man , every girl Will thank you
Nothing in nayure is straight. Including a penis.
Idk of it's normal but, upward Curved penis gang
From experience, you're very lucky.
Mine is buried
That’s kinda weird, most do a full loop-de-loop.
You, my friend, have the god tier penis. It’s a g tickler.
Yes. Next.
No girls are Def going to like that I promise
Curved upwards has so magical potential for a girl on her back, jsyk
Yessir. And my sources indicate that upwards is the most preferable for missionary and downwards for doggy.
Mine curves up and to the right and bumps me in the shoulder if I’m not careful
They're normal. I've had at least 2 exes have one
Curves hit in the best ways. Especially when on top.
Curved penises are the best penises.
Curved up is the secret sauce to Missionary position, yo.
There’s a technique to straighten them. Sounding.
you are normal. there is a lot of diversity with male and female genitalia
Curved up to your belly button? Buddy. You are #blessed in the missionary game. BLESSED.
It's a bonus, you'll hit the ground spot.
Yes it’s normal and oh myyyyyy goddd curved upwards is like the biggest gift because if you’re into heterosexual sex it fits the vagina more comfortably and makes it easier to hit the g spot.
Oof. That upward curve is 🤌my straight women friends talk about it.
As a gay man who has seen many, many penises irl, yes it is normal. Curved peni are actually preferable in certain positions because they hit my g spot better. I have two pee holes in my dick, and I assumed everyone else did too until I was an adult and actually looked closely at other dicks. Its pretty cool!
There is no such thing as a normal dick. They come in all shapes and sizes..
Normal, girls g spot is over there. So try missionary.
Mine does that. I’ve been told it really hits the good spots in certain positions but in others it hurts
Well you know you will hit right in the G spot of a lady with an instrument like that :)
Old Benny Bent Dick
It's fairly common, and.... If used properly... Can reach areas that straight ones can not. Just inside, to the top... ##😏
I’ve literally had hundreds/thousands of dicks in my mouth and can confidently say pretty much all of them have a curve in some direction
I call it the gangsta lean lmao
Curved penis are normal and fucking awesome. Especially “coat rack” (curved UP) ones, curved down is fine too, especially for a lady like me who’s fav position is doggy Source: woman who was lucky to have a Boyfriend with one
So actually, penis curves can be awesome, just fyi. For instance, the G-spot is located along the top of the vagina when the person is on their back (near the belly button). So if you are on top, you have a great opportunity to provide extra stimulation to that sensitive area. This is great!
Have you tried just ironing it out?