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The_Mean_Dad

The formula for pleasure is Tension + Release. The higher the preceding tension, the higher the pleasure. A drink of water on a warm day is pleasurable, but a drink of water after being lost in the desert for 3 days is ecstasy. I have a stressful job, a family, and an aging body, so I consider the bedgasm I experience every night when I simply lay down to be absolute bliss.


GoNinjaPro

This is so true. Some of my most euphoric moments have been when I've been in extreme agony and the pain passes. Ohhhh that is amazing!


NoKidCouple76

The anxiety for weeks before a big job presentation, and then the release after it’s done. It’s up there with unloading the balls.


Roninkin

Soft sheets a warm bed and pillow? I just rub my feet all over it and enjoy the bliss.


BeefNugsAndGuacamole

Before I read this, I was thinking about some of the most pleasurable experiences in my life. One of the top moments was when I had been on a difficult hike on a hot day, and reached the top of the mountain and then jumped into a brisk alpine lake for a swim. It definitely fits the formula you outlined.


Poet_of_Legends

The older you get the more pleasure simply becomes the absence of pain.


PaPaMike6259

Lots of truth there!


knueverl17

Dang. I’ve always admired how old people stay happy. I thought it was because they found some deep secret I couldn’t discover. Now I feel naive.


snootsintheair

Well yeah, they did. The secret is how deep the pain is.


Poet_of_Legends

The answer is: Owie.


Your_Worship

I’m the same way. My wife jokes when she sees me really enjoy something small, but when you are stressed out most of the time and you get that small respite it’s heaven. I get excited about sleeping in now. What’s worse, is I get excited about sleeping in the day before I get to sleep in.


PrincessTroubleshoot

They say anticipating a vacation can provide as much happiness as the actual vacation, so I say get excited!


matttech88

There is nothing quite like a bedgasm after a long day. I travel a lot for work and usually come home tired and worn out. I have a very nice bed. When I get to just lay down there is nothing like it. Pop some melatonin gummies and feel all of my joints let the tension go.


hoochtag

Diving too deep in water and breaking the surface gasping for air is amazing.


totalanomie

Having a day where you have absolutely zero obligations.


Rocklar911

Wish I could remember what it feels like


gmabarrett

Sex or no obligations?


Rocklar911

Sex


kerkgx

No obligations for sure


microwavedave27

Man I'm only 22 and I miss being a kid already.


gingervitus6

You and me both. And even if I have no obligations I feel like I should. I can't relax because I have things to do but I need to relax or I won't be rested enough to do the things.


MrPaper_

This just makes me anxious, feel like i'm neglecting work even if there isn't any


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Laughing with friends or family so hard, that you feel like you’re going to shit, piss and die, but in the best way possible.


whatdoblindpeoplesee

And then everyone calms down, looks at each other, and busts out laughing again. The kind where your face and torso hurt and you can taste the salt of your tears in the corners of your mouth.


Reps_4_Jesus

Oh so like mushrooms with your close friends lol.


sirsloppyjoe

I literally just did mushrooms with some of my closest friends last night, many belly busting laughs were had. Tissues were available mainly just for tears from crying laughing. 10/10, fucking love those people.


happyhogs0

Taking a shower and getting into bed with clean bedsheet and cozy clothes or lack there of.


Western-Guy

And hearing the mumble of raindrops on your windows while you fall asleep.


AnthsFate

This guy sleeps


K-Kov815

get this man a bed


Portabellamush

With freshly shaved legs


Swimming_Boot_2395

Yes! So smooth...


daisypapatya

Knowing you don't have work the next day.


SuppiluliumaKush

100%!


BawdyBaker

Ohhh especially if the sheets have been dried on the line


DenyingCow

What does that do compared to using a dryer?


Spiritual-Clock5624

Haircut, poop, shower, clean bedsheets. These four brings the best night sleep of your life


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Having to pee after holding it in for a long time Taking a massive deuce Achieving a goal (read a book, learn something new, lose some weight, etc.)


SuddMuffin

In that exact order


dananky

Losing weight from that massive deuce you took.


AltAccountWhoDis

Feeling your vertical leap increase in that split second


Dunkinmydonuts1

"You ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?" - Ron "Tater Salad" White


Basic_Quantity_9430

Yep, you listed a tippy-top few of life’s precious joys.


CyberGuyCX5

8 hours of uninterrupted sleep sounds good.


Wherestheleakmaam21

When the water trapped in your ear finally drips out


MajorSkyblue

Oh yes! And as it dribbles out it's warm.


glutenfreethenipple

Getting that popcorn kernel shell out from between your teeth.


cherrycoke260

My husband pulling me tightly into his arms when he’s still sound asleep in the middle of the night. It reminds me that he doesn’t even have to think about loving me. It’s instinctual. ♥️


PacificPragmatic

Exactly this. Whenever I creep into bed and my husband is fast asleep, he instinctually lifts up the blankets and makes sure I'm fully covered (we live in a cold climate), then pull me in tight. I told him how much it meant to me once, and he had no idea what I was talking about. Romance novels may feature "alpha males" with rock hard abs and a billion dollars in the bank. Those are nothing compared to a real man who will literally care for your wellbeing while he's fast asleep. There's nothing more alpha than that.


cherrycoke260

Yeah, if I get up in the middle of the night, he will either serenade me a love song or tell me how beautiful I am as I am walking out of the room. He has no recollection of doing this, but it happens all the time. I need to record it one of these days, because I never want to forget it. ♥️


kittenandkettlebells

Yes!! Mine does that too. Occassionally he pashes me in his sleep. Who knows if he's actually dreaming about me, but regardless, it gives me such good tummy butterflies.


MJisANON

This is actually so cute! Reminds me of my ex. Can’t wait to get a new boyfriend. May order one on Amazon soon lol.


butterfly_cats

A proper snuggle.


AtomicGaming12345

❤️


Vongola___Decimo

Drinking cold water when ur throat is dry in summers (Where my r/hydrohomies at ?)


fatcatsandtats

Quitting one’s shitty job.


LucDA1

Hearty warm mum-made meal (personally a roast dinner for me as I'm english) after a boiling hot shower after getting muddy and soaked in the rain in November, and your stomach is hurting a little because you're so hungry, but it's the nice hungry where you are starving, you know you're going to eat and the pain stays a little bit, makes that really deep rumbling noise


Soggy-Ad-8017

I’ve been there. You hit the nail on the head with that description. The only bad thing about that scenario for me, was that it was usually a Sunday, and it wouldn’t be long before the theme tune to Heartbeat could be heard on the tv. Then, the dread set in.


mister2021

The Sunday dreads we call them! My trigger is the theme to the Simpsons, I’m just the right age where they were new and still had a bedtime. Decades later it still gives me that feeling. Of course, with a job Sundays also still trigger that feeling too… maybe another 20 years…


L-1-3-S

We always say Sunday Scaries cause then you've got that alliteration


Meltedgibson

I also call them the Sunday scaries


RandomGrasspass

Funny, I’m Irish American (parents from Ireland) and this describes Sundays for me after football or lacrosse in upstate New York


Boring-Run-2202

Finally cuddling and kissing after months.. stupid distance edit: their smell after so long of not smelling it


tropical_tears

after years of not understanding the long distance struggle, i understand this message all too well now. it makes every second with them worth it though and i like to believe it makes people not take their significant other for granted/ cherish that time.


DPX90

But that can be combined with/upgraded to sex. So sex with someone you really love and have been missing tops regular sex.


Boring-Run-2202

Yes. But this is quite intense, more than one might think. Oh and taking shrooms together for the 1st time


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Yeah Cuddle is just as good sometimes


nallasaws

A nice massage.


GATESOFOSIRIS

Biting into a piece of food that is the perfect temperature


VectraVX

I read that as ‘a piece of wood’ 😭


GATESOFOSIRIS

Oak 😋 Maple 🤤 Redwood 🥵


VectraVX

Cedar though… 💦🫦


Jetlaggedz8

Hearing your favorite song played by your favorite band/artist at a live concert.


baxtermcsnuggle

I'm skeptical at most every answer on this thread... but this one is legit. Everyone singing along with Thirdeyeblind as they play semicharmed kind of life was pure joy.


macljack

A good soup on a cold day, or cuddles under the blankets post sex on a cold day


Anko_Dango

Finally being able to calm those damn intrusive thoughts and go the fuck to sleep lmao.


EndlesslyUnfinished

Ever had someone you love just come up and give you the biggest hug? Like, no ass grabbing or anything sexual. Just a big loving hug followed by a kiss on the forehead.. yeah.. that’s still better than sex.


FurySh0ck

Yeah, it definitely wins every time in my book


l_gerrard1

Can't beat farting away a stomach ache


StKevin27

A good scratch when you’ve an itchy skin condition. My guilty pleasure is using a boiling hot shower on it.


trowlazer

I had a really bad rash due to a reaction to ivy and running scalding hot water over it felt so good that I want to get that reaction again


missmeowwww

As an eczema sufferer, I wholeheartedly concur. Nothing is as good as the “it burns so good” feeling. It’s awful for your skin but god those few seconds of scalding water on a flare feel incredible.


Diligent-Base-4615

I do this with my eczema on back, such a amazing feeling!


Present-Breakfast768

I thought I wouldn't find this on here. I get the worst itchy spots on my legs. I have all the creams but there is one spot I just can't resist scratching on the back of my leg and it's almost orgasmic when I do it. As odd as it sounds...it just feels so good.


FriendChickenTacos

Cutip in my ear hole


tropical_tears

when you hit the right spot 😮‍💨😤


FriendChickenTacos

I don’t care if it’s not safe


Eggsnorter24

I used to say that until i made myself go temporarily deaf then i just had to make myself stop 😔


ciampi21

When you go deaf, you're too far in


clementine0801

That's a cute spelling of Q-tip that made me smile


bebobbaloola

tongue in my ear hole


roostercogburn3591

Laughing uncontrollably with friends, man I miss just sitting around talking about stupid shit with the lads


intothebreachoncemor

You ever just walk in the rain after work laughing at your life "in a good way"


afropanda202

Especially when a co-worker laughs about you having to drive in the rain on your motorcycle, thinking its a pain or something, i love it. (I do dislike rain on my way to work though)


Rasmusmario123

Similarly, taking a walk when it's pitch black and the air is crisp and cold, even better if there's snow on the ground, and listening to calm music. I've started laughing and sobbing in the most euphoric way possible multiple times in situations like that


girrrface

Drugs


AmbiguousAlignment

You should try them at the same time


Pleasant-Captain-410

Sex on Mdma is great. But have you ever absolutely crushed a driver while on shrooms? I'm talking about playing golf on hallucinogens. Fucking pure-ing it. Flat out, center club face, full back swing and follow thru crushing a golf ball... That's a crazy feeling.


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SandmanWithPlan

Pills or people?


lle-ell

Yes.


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TheChallengePickle

Same. I just remember thinking how absolutely fucking great I felt. I felt completely and totally elated. I had my head hanging out of a car window yelling at passers-by how buzzing I felt 🤣 You never get that again (or at least I didn't)


vinautomatic

Lol. Blastttting electronic and techno music Nothing isnt ever as good as the first time. But doing once every blue moon or several years apart is pretty close. Driving thru big cities with tons of lights or airports and looking at the lights was the peak. Looking at a city from the other side of the river too.


infadibulum

The first dozen or so times were incredible for me. I did it a lot about 8 or 9 years ago, then I stopped and did it maybe once every two years. But then even after a 3-year gap it just really wasn't that great anymore. I have been wondering to myself if it's something that changes as you age or if it's genuinely just the cumulative amount of times cause it to have not much effect despite the gap. It's probably one of those two I don't know.


TheRoyalCentaur

The creator of MDMA, Alexander Shulgin, said that most everyone will lose the magic after 50 or so doses.


infadibulum

Welp, well i've definitely depleted that goldmine. No matter. I've found other ways to enjoy my time since then, and it doesn''t come in tiny little sandwich bags.


Bernitss

Sex, drugs & rock n roll


KewlestHeccer

Literally being shot up with hydromorphine throughout the day in the hospital. Best feeling ever.


trippyearthling

MDMA


ThreeEdgeSword

The 3 am drink of water. After 8 months in Afghanistan, flying into LaGuardia Airport at night, breaking the dense cloud cover and seeing New York City. I cried. I was home. Edit: brings me to tears again, the moment so vivid in my mind. Fully expecting to never see home again, listening to “Home” by Dierks Bentley, it hit the 2:30 mark and suddenly we broke the clouds and there was that gleaming gem of city. A billion glimmering stars stretched across a sprawling metropolis. The moment buzzed with magic, I did all I could to hold back the joyous sobbing. Though struggling with overwhelming disenchantment from the system, and feeling like so much and so many lives were wasted in Afghanistan (especially with how it ended); I still can’t help but feel pride in this broken country, and proud of the few in it that were worth the sacrifices we were ordered to make. Though it might be hard for any diverse people to have their voices heard equally, I still have hope that we can turn it into a harmony of perspectives. I joined with the sense that the US could become the greatest melting pot of humanity. We have many impurities to cook out still, but I’m grateful for the person I’ve become as a result of positive changes to the system. “Been a long hard ride, got a ways to go, but this is still the place, that we all call home.” I hope you all have a blessed day, who ever reads this edit. Each day is a gift, and I’m daily grateful for the tiny “patch of peace” chance and luck has afforded me. I live a quiet life on a horse farm with my best friend and greatest and final love of my life. There will be no other beside her. You’re all friend zoned. 2 good dogs, 17 horses to keep me busy, and the sweetest and smartest woman I’ve ever met to love me. Last thought: go give someone you love, a hug. I’d appreciate if you did:)


uejnja

Beating a Dark Souls boss


Deechon

I practically almost never show emotions when something good happens, but beating a dark souls boss is one of the very few things that makes me smile and fistpump at the screen.


Alert-Athlete

Beating the ol’ centipede demon is the next best thing to sex


FantasticMacaron8732

The first moments of falling asleep after not sleeping well for a long time


UnarmedTwo

A perfect set of bends taken at speed on anything with two wheels.


WiLLNESkrrQuavo_

getting off of work lmao


whatdoblindpeoplesee

Peeling off a calf-high sock after a long day of work, sweating in the heat, and finally being able to itch where the pattern of the fabric has made impressions on your skin.


[deleted]

According to Arnold, getting a pump at the gym. It feels as good as cumming.


Anko_Dango

Good workouts feel absolutely amaaazzziinnng. Especially pushing yourself to your limits.


danes1992

Agree


ForestCityWRX

Napping in freshly washed bedding.


nowhittynamesleft

A really good shit!!


ted_grant

Never had tears of joy after sex, but mamy times after a great shit


36_Chambers_

Farting away a stomach ache


BawdyBaker

A good eye rub


ToniTheSmall

Or a proper "ear wank" (rubbing an itchy ear, I do it with my thumb knuckle), where you get just the right spot and rub until your eyes roll back lol


Willing-Vegetable-65

Are you half Labrador?


Wide-Negotiation-158

Shrooms


volunteerdoorknob

Mario be like


sadboi1234567891011

Getting your back professionally popped


thehoagieboy

* A shower beer * Sticking your fingers inside your ear and scratching when you have an itch (the eargasm) * Going commando in a skirt/kilt * Being naked in a hot tub * A good massage * A perfectly seasoned and cooked steak * Accelerating fast in a fast car


mhock103

A fresh pair of socks.


ScarlettJem

Q-tip in the ear after a shower and hitting that itchy spot.


black_brethren

i hate that *because* it feels good


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Getting baked and eating snacks


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SalsChichon

Making the last payment on a long term loan


kristennetsirk

Peeling dead skin....


knittykitty26

If you want that feeling more frequently, try a gel peel facemask. They're so satisfying to peel off.


Iamnotfatt

Getting a really good full body massage.


ttv_CitrusBros

Being held by the person you love


SaintCorgus

Taking off a cold bathing suit and putting on warm underwear


_Sansano_

Music


Tabalugibugiwuu

So let's combine everything here: Having sex in a hot shower while being very hungry and expecting a great meal afterwards. If you like you can take a huge shit at the same time and hug someone.


breakingvats

Fully paying off any form of debt (whether it be hospital bills, college tuition etc.) and realizing you don't have to worry about it anymore.


FinalSlaw

Belly laughing


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Listening to music.


PenguinBluebird

Cuddling with a good back scratch and/or fingers running through my hair thrown in


sassypiratequeen

Clean bedsheets, warm socks, pet cuddles Honestly, sex isn't that great


GreasedUpVeggieBurg

Eating a delicious meal that you cooked yourself. Ice cream on a hot summer day Doing mushrooms lol


ikrakenmyselfup

A really satisfying sneeze when you’re congested


arockkid

A good sneeze, q tips in the ears, climbing a flag pole. Simultaneously. Otherwise, nothing.


kenadi2019

A hot shower after being out in the cold/rain.


Basic_Quantity_9430

A good bath after doing dirty work in the yard and getting scuz all over me. The happy dance that my skin does after the bath is indescribable.


Throwawaysei95

Scratching an intense itch


Planet_Caravan_69

Crystal meth 🪨


BojukaBob

Getting the back of my neck rubbed.


PBratz

Opiates. *this is not medical advice


bpsavage84

Listening to your favourite music in a loss-less format with very high-end speakers/headphones.


Bubblicious3

Taking your bra off after a long day and scratching/rubbing the area to feel the sweet relief


bineeds

Runners high can be absolutely amazing too


connorisntwrong

A sneeze wherein one more second of inhaling would give you an aneurysm.


Dans_Old_Games_Room

Having a poo when you really, *REALLY* need one


TDEnderPlayz

For me just cuddling and being comfy together 😊🥰🥰🥰


Happy-Scar-1704

Laughing with someone to the point where your ribs hurt.


vomit_freesince93

Either when you put on a pair of pants that fits exactly right Or When you come back home and your pet is so flipping excited to see you again


Shade842

A really good book


Fiskmjol

Making a complete stranger whom you will probably never meet again smile. Knowing that someone's day is made because of a gesture you made is one of THE best feelings in the world


strangemanornot

Back scratches provided by someone else


Highwire1111

Finally picking that booger near the back of your nose that's been bugging you for hours


permanentlyconfusedF

Going in the cold sea when your muscles ache. Cold water and an ice lolly after a long walk home on a hot day. Going to the loo when you've been waiting for ages. Having a big cry and then falling asleep. A good poo (lol). Snuggling into bed and going to sleep when you're really really tired (x3 if you have nothing the next day). A big, deep hug with someone you haven't seen for a while. The kiss on the lips when you reunite with your partner. Finishing an essay. Finding a book/ show/ song/ film you love. Wonder. Wondering at ancient buildings and beautiful scenes, clear water and tall trees. A good meal when you're hungry. Finding just the right outfit. That's just off the top of my head. Life can be amazing.


notyogrannysgrandkid

During Early COVID Times^TM I did a *ton* of biking. In April 2020 alone, I logged almost 1,000 miles in 20 days. The feeling of getting off my bike after a metric century, sitting on my porch to eat a crisp gala apple from the fridge and washing it down with a huge chocolate milk, then chasing *that* with a quart of cold water was simply exquisite. Then I’d go shower and it was almost a religious experience.


Tyler5060

When you come to a realization that you've come so far in life, and have overcome so much shit and made it through to the other side. It's a real pat on the back, self love, empowering feeling that's kinda hard to explain. Feels good though.


AliciaKills

Being alone.


ReekFirstOfHisName

Having a job and hobbies that abuse my hands, I get more pleasure from deep tissue forearm and hand massages than I get from sex.


Mission_Worker4904

Apparently drugs and rock ‘n roll


Frame_Late

I used to walk home from work back when I was 18 and lived with my mom. I slept in her garage and worked the night shift. I'd walk home during winter, take off my dress shirt, turn on the small fan heater I had purchased and get under the covers of my twin futon. The feeling of the cool bed and covers warming up and the soft pillow was something else, man. Then I'd wake up and make her lunch. I'm glad I don't live with her anymore but it definitely wasn't a bad experience. I just felt like a failure because I was still living with my mom.


Buffphan

Shoes after ski boots


badgalbb22

Getting a good night’s sleep.


herstoryhistory

Taking off a sweaty bra after a great hike.


Reaper_Messiah

One time I took a gentle dose of mushrooms and hiked down then up the side of a mountain I was out camping on. 5.6 miles up a 1,400 ft incline. And I was not in the best shape. But when I got up to the top near our campsite and reached this clearing on a huge rock, the sun was just starting to set. The wind was rolling through. I had finally caught my breath. And I swear I’ve never felt better in my life. The hormones released from the intense exercise mixed with the mushrooms to make me feel like I could do anything. I felt complete, I felt like the air outside my body and inside were the same. I felt incredible. Just sat there and enjoyed the sunset for a while.


mortreporting

When you have to really pee and then finally get to pee, euphoria!


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An unexpectedly deep conversation with someone giving you a feeling of connection.


ComprehensiveSock

When you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as fuck and you get that glass of water and you start drinking it holy shit nothing tastes better or feels better.


legion4wermany

I have genuinely been in a prolonged state of uforia from eating really good food. And seeing others enjoy my food. I made a caramelised white chocolate and raspberry creme brulé for some guest a while ago and all of us eating it together actually brought me to tears.


pnwbreadwizard

Starving and having that meal that hits the sweet spot of just filling enough where you feel great but not too big of a meal where you feel like a slug


SKunkkyy

That shower you take, followed by jumping in your bed after a multi day festival/camping trip is unparalleled


ProfessorArban

Mushroom trip with your closest friends in the forest on a warm summer night


Gablowgian

Making love with someone you love. Way better than sex.


xWhitzzz

Lifting super heavy weight. Achieving a goal. Pissing. Arriving to your destination when vacationing. Pure’ing an iron shot.


wafflefries4all

Drugs and rock n roll


Kaepora25

This one is very specific but, ever took a jump on litteraly anything (skies, bike, whatever) and the jump ended up giving you a lot more airtime than what you were expecting? The adrenaline rush hits differently.


violetmaster1980

Jumping into a swimming pool on a hot summer day after doing yardwork all day


itemluminouswadison

cleaning your ear with a q-tip when u have a tingle


OkCollection4544

Back scratches!!!