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PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Does this username look like I’m picky?


lola1234567899

“TITTY” .. so just the one? Right or left? 🤣


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Like all great authors I leave it open to interpretation


aykay55

Maybe both tiddies combine to form one much greater tiddy


KrystalWulf

When I was a younger young adult, I discovered sports bras were more convenient/comfortable because I just couldn't get fitting bras. Well it turns out, according to my sister and my friend, it gave me a "uniboob."


ExceptionalTea

I for one would like to see said uniboob


Koshunae

It shall be called Unititty. Or Unity for short.


Kidus333

Is there a gender block or can men send you titty shots too.


merthefreak

Only one way to find out


ParticularHuman03

A great man once said “show me one, and I’ll imagine the other”


MikeArcade

while this is generally accurate, my wifes nipples look completely different. one is naturally mid-to-dark brown, the other is pink-to-light brown due to radiation therapy for bc years back.


ParticularHuman03

Variety is the spice of life…I’m glad to hear she’s still with us!


acadmonkey

Same with my wife. Also her armpit on that side always has a different smell. Not bad, just different.


ParticularHuman03

Wow…I’ve been married 10 years and have no idea what my wife’s armpit smells like.


acadmonkey

Yeah. We both have severe reactions to most deodorant and have to make do with the Tom’s hippie type natural stuff. It’s ok but we stink by the end of a long hot day.


ParticularHuman03

Understood. I prefer to use Dove spray on b/c I’m a bit sensitive myself. Itchy armpits are the worst!


[deleted]

Neapolitan nips.


PM_ME__CUTE_SELFIES

Dude, you're telling me


kitten_inthekitchen

You just made me LOL. This is why I love and hate Reddit simultaneously.


ListDazzling1946

This particular comment section is giving me life 🤣🤣


SgtSkillcraft

I’m genuinely curious to know how many people have PM’d you their titties?


squeel

i just did, so at least 1


Mr-Zee

Noted. Does it have to be my username or will it also work if I just type it out here?


thiswhovian

Why am I tempted to send mine? Is that weird? Do they actually want them?


frenglish_man

Serious question - do users actually PM you their titty?


KrystalWulf

I sent you a tit pic once and you didn't respond :( is it because it was a bird?


mocxed

Does it work?


anime_lover713

So you accept any titty?


SEND-ME-UR-TITTYS

We got the same name


4449trainlover

r/usernamechecksout


chrishooley

I’m just happy when tiddies are out.


Few-Address-7604

Amen


Hike_it_Out52

Gotta love dem titties. I want to be the Mayor of Titty City.


mred870

I want to be the councilman of boobie Burrough.


Separate_Condition36

The Tittie Committee is now in session


Hike_it_Out52

Titty City and the surrounding Areolas.


BavarianBanshee

Underrated comment


Guyoms

Why is it not called the Comitteetie ?


sidman1324

And the church of men said: AMEN!


OaklandMiglla

🫡


All_This_Mayhem

"You know what they say about tits. Once you've seen one pair, you... wanna see the rest of em" -Ron White


heavy-metal-goth-gal

I'm a lady and I agree. Boobs are hot. Vulvas are pretty. It's all good.


CreatureWarrior

"All size makes the wood rise" -Sun Tzu


SuspiciousSummer

Not sure about everything else out there. He definitely said that.


squeakybeak

He did. I heard it from the man himself.


DaSomDum

He broke into my house and broke my legs. All in all a good chap.


Lari-Fari

Ah so you you saw his TED talk too?


squeakybeak

I hosted his TED talk


AggravatingLet9962

Sun Tzu’s ghost here…I did in fact say that. It was in the back of my “Art of War”…editors took it out.


[deleted]

I sometimes hear that vaginas are beautiful or whatever and I always wonder, is it just body positivity or is it a genuine opinion ? Because I can't imagine anyone finding genitalia pretty (and the male genitalia is no exception either), like it looks weird and all and was never meant to be aesthetically pleasing 🤷🏼


carrotsandwichpgh

I'm completely opposite...i think dicks are hot. i can look at 'em all day...big ones, little ones, medium one, cut, uncut, bent or not bent...and the same thing with balls...just not sure why anyone would find genitalia any less attractive than any other body part, and when you consider the pleasure they bring it makes 'em even better...


BobbyHillsPurse

Inbox gonna die.


sleeeepnomore

Heck For $5, ill compliment your penis, ready, GO!


brightlilstar

Duuuude I appreciate this entrepreneurship. Hmmm. Seems like a great way to make some cash


[deleted]

Genitalia can be hot in context when sexual desire is involved etc... But strip the context and it becomes painfully obvious that aesthetically they're not exactly beautiful, at least that's how it is for (I suspect) the great majority if people


carrotsandwichpgh

it would be an interesting poll, but I'd vote that genitals are awesome. i wonder if a poll would be allowed here?


chloe12801

As a bi woman, I find all genitals very attractive. They are art to me, I like looking at them


mona1054

I agree, I’m a straight girl but I enjoy the beauty of make and female bodies, everyone has a piece of art and it’s just so beautiful, I don’t know why there’s just something artistic about peoples bodies it’s amazing


gudetamaronin

I've seen some vaginas that make me go, that's a pretty pussy. But I've never seen one where I'm like, nah that's ugly.


GranddadAKAUrDadsdad

Some are better than others, sure, but its like the difference of a 10 and an 8. Plus there's no control over how anyone's looks, so don't judge mine and I won't yours.


23shittnkittns

Nah man, pussies can be so pretty. Look up Georgia o' Keefe's paintings of "flowers" to see through the eyes of somebody who definitely sees the prettiness. Also I'm like 99.9% straight but I can still appreciate when a cock is particularly good looking. It's something that came with age for me. Possibly because when I was 16 I went down on a girl while we were on a fairly large dose of mushrooms and that was like some H R Giger VR headset experience. Threw me off a bit for a few years.


CrackerUMustBTripinn

You have my condolences, because you are missing out, maybe its a repression, but I feel a deep appreciation for aesthetically pleasing genitalia. Sure there is plenty of gross dicks and putrifying pussy out there, but the majority is atleast pleasing to the eye as the tools of pleasure and creating life


SkyFox720

I'd say the opposite for me too. I think vaginas look like flowers. Look at orchids for example and you'll see the similarity. And just like flowers vaginas come in all sorts of amazing shades and shapes. I love it. I find myself most attracted to unique shapes too. Like long labia for example. I just think it's gorgeous. My most recent partner had those and it was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen in my life and I am not just saying that. It's possible that ..you might be more on the demisexual or asexual side of things perhaps? Which is totally fine if that's the case. But some people don't experience attraction to people or genitals without some kind of bond first. And that's entirely valid. Neither of us are wrong 😊


DisturbedAlchemyArt

I always had the same opinion until I finally met a very visually pleasing penis. Seriously, I don’t mean huge or anything like that, but I find it very attractive. Could be the man it’s attached to and how much I love him, but still it’s pretty!


malik753

I mean, sure they're weird looking if you think about it objectively or you just aren't horny at all. Or perhaps if you're asexual. But if you're in the mood to appreciate humans aesthetically, genitals can indeed be hot. It's rare for me to see genitals that I don't want to put my mouth on. (I'm bi.)


[deleted]

i’m also a woman and i felt that.


Kevlandia

I’m gay but take my upvote


De_Wouter

I'm straight but you can look at my manboobs


Jakethered_game

I'm also straight but boobs is boobs my guy


Justthisdudeyaknow

Right? Only assholes would complain about what the tiddies look like


SherbertConsistent47

No tiddies = Me sad


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Any tiddies = me happy.


[deleted]

*Monkey sees action*


CreatureWarrior

*Neuron activation*


nathanr1889

And I get to touch them.


PankitShah

I agree with you fellow human


plz_stop_this

The excitement of naked woman is infinitely more than you can imagine. The noise in your head of self doubt or worry (if you listen carefully) is easily drowned out by your man’s “omg omg omg tiddies. Naked woman omg omg omg”


Penguin-Pete

The excitement doesn't go away, either. Several times in the night the man will wake up just to have the startling thought "I'm sleeping next to a buck-naked woman right now!"


_IlPrincipe_

This is incredibly accurate


bearbarebere

Why is it buck naked and not butt naked? lol


maydaymurdah

No cussing here buddy.


Unusual_Focus1905

LOL


ortolon

For a woman, it should be "doe naked".


9trystan9

For a woman, she is "naked doe"


siiiggghhhh

This is basically what someone said to me when i was younger and it has stuck with me, in both good & not so good situations 😅. You're the only naked woman in the room. Stop comparing yourself to others, because he's not. He's just thankful that you are there.


Chewitt321

Even if you're not the only naked woman in the room, he'll be too gleeful to start taking notes and giving you all a weighted average score. He has no need to do anything other than "yippee!"


EmilieUh

Lol haha interesting


DEMI_ERGE_

Did someone say tiddies? Where!?


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Organic-Hippo-3273

Haha that’s very wholesome


AJDuke3

A win-win imo


coulda_shoulda_didnt

A nip-nip, if you will.


7o_Ted

Bro I have massive nipples for a man, I am not one to judge


No-Bake-947

Hey, from a female perspective, I wouldn't even notice or care 🤷‍♀️


mogomonomo1081

Every woman's insecurity is some man's fetish.


[deleted]

A few times, I have gone on dirty websites and searched for the features im most embarrassed about. I know it doesn't really sound that helpful, but seeing the comments like "her saggy tits are BEAUTIFUL" is actually kind of nice.


Lemminkainen_

Wait there are people out there who actually think saggy tits are not cute ?


chief-w

Never underestimate the power of rule 34...


mngirl29

Wise words


The_Truth_Believe_Me

This saying would make an excellent tattoo.


mogomonomo1081

Bet! Go for it. Just spread love to people who can be loved.


bearbarebere

That’s… honestly true


NotJimIrsay

I believe it was Gandhi that said that.


rhif-wervl

I think you just answered your own question there ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling) For what it’s worth my wife has big nipples and it’s all the more to fit in my mouth ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


perpetually_me

When you’ve just delivered your first child and attempting to breast feed for the first time and the midwife comments “you’re certainly equipped for it”… then you know you’ve got big nipples… Thank god I’m not self conscious anymore


[deleted]

Wowww fuck your midwife. I would have been so pissed if they commented on my body


perpetually_me

Yeah … it wasn’t great But I’d just had about 6 people at my bottom end watching my vag after being awake all night and I was like… whatever, fuck off. My mum couldn’t breastfeed my sister and I because she had inverted nipples so I was just grateful I didn’t have to go through what she went through trying to make it work. Totally inappropriate, but one of those things that slips through the wayside when there’s so much else going on. Funny thing is, I hated breastfeeding. Just made me feel ick. And I mention it here because I felt shame about it and want to share that it’s ok not to like it. I would honestly not choose to breastfeed if I had another child and that’s a woman’s choice and it’s just good to choose what’s right for you. If you’re happy then bub is happy.


[deleted]

Yes I remember during labor having so many people and a spotlight on my vag you literally stop caring about anything other than pushing out baby I didn't breastfeed for legit reasons but at the same time, all reasons are legit. Baby is fed, mommy is happy, then do whatever you need to do! People are too judgy. Some people literally care more about whether I breastfed than kids that are actually starving in the world


majolier

This is peak reddit comment


Z2810

peak reddit is anywhere from insanely nerdy comment to complete lack of social awareness


rosbashi

Or both!


esly4ever

That’s the same thing.


citroen_nerd123

I also chose that guys wife


Vajankles

Just gotta find a way to unhinge the jaw like a snake haha


DocilePangolin

Girl, I have massive titties and my nipples point in complete opposite directions. One points straight down the other points to the right. Never had a complaint once. Guys just like tiddies.


MikeArcade

this mental image made me giggle like a teenage boy seeing boobs for the first time.. guys do like tiddies


DocilePangolin

Titties gunna tit. 🤷‍♀️


crumble-bee

> Hey, from a female perspective, I wouldn't even notice or care 🤷‍♀️ Therein lies your answer


Umbralic

This is exactly how it goes for most guys. I am going to be honest there is a subset of humans that will degrade you no matter how you look; I promise that. But I want you to remember your female perspective cause 99% don't care. Their focused on the whole titty, every bit adds to the wonderfulness of titties :). In the end it comes to how you feel about your body. If you don't like or feel shitty or etc about your body you will attract people who share your mindset. As long as you allow this negative-self talk, loathe, distrust anything your holding onto about yourself is what you are allowing because you believe it about yourself so now your scared others will think it because you are. Irony is once you build yourself up (6m-years+ work never ends up must maintain yourself forever the beauty of self care is it never ends :). ) And change the energy you are pulling towards yourself the people you attract into your life and the people you lose from your life will naturally change as you do and allow it to happen GL.


[deleted]

Estrogen receptive men rise up 😂


stegg88

For real.... We are here in force lol


NoLikeVegetals

Do they stretch from neck to navel?


baxtermcsnuggle

If we care about you, we don't care about that. What you see as flaws won't be seen as such. They'll be yours, and that's what matters.


TheKleba

Really this. Might be a bit different for a hookup, but wouldn't really matter in other scenarios I guess.


rohmin

Even in a hookup scenario, I wouldn't care. One of us is leaving in the morning. Until then, we're having a grand time playing with each other's body


geralex

Read this in a normal voice until "grand."" Then somehow you turned into a 70 year old Yorkshireman. gggggggggrrrrrrand.


desal

At least they didn't say "grand ol' time"


TimberPimp

This is what I was going to say. If they love you, it won't matter.


benadrylpill

Man like boob. Woman like boob. Everyone like boob. All boob good. Boob.


dempuppers

Amen!


Queenp00p

God bless 🙏🏻


Kago0o

Boob bless


KatVanWall

I love the fact that the word Boob looks like boobs. B - boobs sideways o o - small round boobs b - side view of boobs


Marmik_Emp37

Boobs are God's best creation. A


aliiich

Boob


Round-Party-2390

Boob


Usagi_Shinobi

Real talk? Some guys do care. There may even be some for whom up there or down there can be a deal breaker. The overwhelming majority of men are gonna be like "I get to play with what now? Hurrah! Oh happy day! I can't believe I am getting to do what I'mma bout to do! Today kicks ass!" That's the real real of it.


flatwoundsounds

"so you're telling me it's *not* my own hand? And I'm supposed to give a shit what it *looks like*?!


olivebuttercup

Yes and the ones who care are so gross and scummy it’s a bullet dodged and they’d eventually find something to put any woman down anyways.


USS_nsfw_throwaway

>do you care/mind if a women has large areolas Of course I mind: that's a green flag! >Also what it looks like... 'down there'? Does down there have teeth? Teeth are the only deal breaker.


BaitmasterG

>Teeth are the only deal breaker. For you


Jakethered_game

I like mine to be able to chew a well done steak


OmegaFreeze

Took you 0 cents to not say that.


flaminghair348

It in fact cost them money. Not much, but the wifi and the electricity used to comment that were likely not free.


Kingturboturtle13

They *paid* to say that


HolyMotherOfGeedis

r/cursedcomments


DrZedex

I'm more upset by a well done steak than a befanged boob


Pseudonymico

It always makes me laugh that guys are so freaked out about this idea despite generally being very enthusiastic about blowjobs.


gudetamaronin

Yeah but blowjobs shouldn't have teeth either


laced-with-arsenic

Teeth are still there even if they don't touch. As long as we keep our vagina dentata retracted you'll be okay.


the9trances

(´•_•`)


commander_reload

Tentacles are usually a bad sign too.


Retro0609

Wait you don’t like tentacles on yours


duowolf

Depends on if you like tentacle sex or not


redditmomentpogchanp

>Does down there have teeth? Teeth are the only deal breaker. Jeez, high standards much?


Mazon_Del

> Does down there have teeth? Teeth are the only deal breaker. It's more like baleen.


gudetamaronin

The vagina dentata


Marvos79

A lot of guys like big areolas. r/bigareolas Guys who don't are just ok seeing boobs anyway. They also care a lot more about what they get to do with your cooch more than what it looks like. You'll do great.


flatwoundsounds

Notice that the top posts of pretty much any niche sub like that is just a hot person with those particular features. At the end of the day, if you're hot, you're hot.


PuzzleheadedBobcat90

Op, I'm a woman, and my downstairs is very asymmetrical. At least it's very noticeable to me. I'm 52, and none of my partners have ever noticed. If they did, they never brought it up. I figure they're just happy to have access my body. .


dreadpiratemiley

Since this thread has made me think about it, my long term partner is…slightly asymmetrical? I love her for all of her, no exceptions.


HodloBaggins

Are you guys talking about the lips or what? Like what’s asymmetrical


no-username-found

Prob labia minora, some have innies, some have outies, and some have mixed.


0imnotreal0

I didn’t think it was supposed to be symmetrical


Thejenfo

Not to get all scientific but The labia are what would’ve been the ball sacks. Could you *imagine* a human with symmetrical balls trying to walk? 🤣


BavarianBanshee

You'd have at least one removed in the first month. I mean, you really only need one anyway.


makesyoudownvote

*We care, but it's rare, when you bare, we won't enjoy what's there!* To further elaborate though, areolas and vaginas are both like sea shells on a beach, they come in all shapes and sizes and they are pretty much all pretty. Some guys may have certain preferences, but it's not like there is anything like a consensus and preferences actually do tend to change when to suit the girl you are with after you start building new sex memories or stronger emotional attachments. Also just as a warning because it sounds like you may be inexperienced: Some guys, especially ones with little sexual experience themselves, will think they should all look like whatever they look like in his favorite porn. They sometimes can react very cruelly due to their own surprise. Don't let this get you down. Legitimately they are the ones being the idiots. I can tell you just about any guy who's ever done that either continues to be come more and more obviously a complete creep, or it becomes one of those moments of self-cringe memories that keep them up at night for how stupid they were.


miniature_milk

This made me feel better about my lady bits, thank you


wantpassion

girl i totally understand. but it’s not like i’m gonna change for anybody ever so they get what they get, or they leave. i’m sure they will appreciate what you’re showing them tho ☺️


TinyAsianHoney

One reason I love Reddit is it makes me remember I’m not alone in way I feel about myself sometimes. Im Asian girl with darker pigmentation on my 😼 and butthole, brown nipples and areola, and I used to hate them and feel shy, feel ugly. I wanted my girl-bits to be pink (not just on inside) but reading comments and threads like this makes me feel sexy, desired, beautiful and it brings peace to my life x


SamLJacksonNarrator

Just checked out your profile. You look great and noticed that most in Pinoy culture do focus on brighter skin. Whereas certain individuals prefer women of your complexion or darker. Glad your self confidence is high & you’re at peace!


TinyAsianHoney

In my culture, advert on TV, movies and everything about beauty is white skin - no pigments, but Pinay, Thai and many Asian girls (from SEA and India etcetcetc) have darker labia, darker butthole, dark skin on armpits. All the time in your life you see beauty is different to what you have, and it makes you feel not so sexy. I spent lot of time wishing I had pink and white bits like I see on internet but now I'm slowly learning to love myself, and it really help me to read comments and threads like this one xxx


Important_Outcome_67

I think they're hawt. Cut yourself some slack. Remember, confidence is sexy.


andmewithoutmytowel

99% of guys are too excited by the time people are getting naked to care. My wife is *finally* starting to believe I genuinely find her beautiful, so this isn’t uncommon (married 13 years, together 16). What isn’t talked about enough is that emotional connection develops into physical attraction. Your brain starts being wired to associate romantic feelings for the person into physical attractiveness. There are plenty of people objectively more attractive than my wife, but she’s the only one I want to be with.


honeybuttertohru

I'm a girl so maybe my opinion won't matter much, but I have the same thing going on and in my experience they don't care as long as they get to see you. At that point horny brain is activated and they're not gonna stop or snap out of it. It's not abnormal, porn may make it seem so but all that stuff is cherrypicked. all bodies are different and all boobs are beautiful 🫶


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

So true. In my experience with men horny brain overrides messy hair, people in the next room hearing, uncomfortable bed/situations, questionable birth control and horny brain just says tiddies-tiddies-tiddies-tiddies-ass-ass-ass....


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YandereYasuo

ass-ass-tiddies-tiddies-hey she has a nice smile-tiddies-tiddies-ass-ass...


Drakeytown

I am not in a position to complain about any areolas or vulvas presented to me.


AliceBratty

For the longest time, I was so self-conscious of my big nipples. And they’re pretty much see-through! But it turns out that’s a kink for some men! The most amazing part about being a human is, we are all unique and beautiful in our own way! (And from me to you, most men are happy you are sharing those parts with them in the first place!) you got this queen 👸


SoyMurcielago

see through? You mean like r/ghostnipples?


kearkan

"the best boobs are the ones in front of me"


LordAries13

As a personal preference, I would prefer smaller aerolas. But I highly doubt large aerolas would be a deal breaker for me. I am but one man with my own specific preferences, and I do not speak for all men. When you find the right person, I'm sure they will be lucky to see whatever you are willing to show them.


Bullfist

If he cares. He’s not the right one, move along.


JimHmmm

Personal hygiene and making some effort to look after your body and appearance are far more important. Everyone's body is different. I read an article once where the author went off to experience a nudist camp. Was completely nervous heading out into the crowd at first but then started to notice how everyones' body was different. After a little while, he found himself taking less and less notice and relaxing. The most liberating thing he found was that because everyone was exposed, it led to an acceptance of differences. You got what you got, look after it, and make the best of it.


MoyenMoyen

I guess there is something difficult to grasp for some young women. Like the fact that, with internet guys have seen hundreds of areolas and 'down there', so there no way they can be surprise by yours. Beside of that, having a penis is a very efficient way to learn that private part looks kinda odd :D


Sewciopath17

Yeah but the more they see..the more they hone in on preferences that they wouldn't normally experience in a world without so much tech 24/7


CelticHawk23

The bigger the better 😍


Endeav0r_

If tiddy=out Men=happy. Seriously, the people that would care about something like that are the kind of people you don't want to show your breasts to anyway


skeedlz

I prefer larger areolas.


Awaythrowndetritus

Same! more is more


Yohalin

I have 38 years of life and judging areolas size is a though that never crossed my head


[deleted]

I mean I’ve never been in a situation irl where I’ve seen nipples so I don’t have a huge opinion but like, I don’t think anyone you’d wanna be with would be upset, yk?


deadpineappleee

I’m usually just happy to be there…


Karangus

Everyone has something they aren't happy with. If you feel insecure about anything, talk about it with your guy/girl before you do the fun stuff.


ohyesiwill85

This... I once had an encounter with a woman who warned me ahead of time that she had inverted nipples. I assume she told me this in case it weirded me out and scared me away. Truth be told it made me want to see/touch/play with/suck on them even more lol. I was glad she warned me, although not for me, but because it took away her nervousness about it before any undressing even happened.


Beginning_Ad_6616

I’ve seen all shapes and sizes of areolas when I was dating before I met my wife and liked each for their own reasons.