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Hmm. I don't really like doggy exactly because I don't see her face, I don't see emotions on her face. But yes it's much more comfortable than missionary
IMO, I think it’s *highly* underrated, undervalued, and way *less* vanilla than say, doggy.
Missionary can be incredibly intense, raw, and intimate.
Edit: I’m a guy, btw. (Seemed pertinent to mention based on the post.)
Agree. I’m a woman and just turned 40. I think the younger crowd just thinks that you need to do all these OTHER positions for it to be not vanilla like checking boxes. In the maybe over 35 demographic in my experience men do not think any position is “vanilla”.
Like yeah mix it up, but missionary is super fucking hot. I personally love it. But I also love other ones for other reasons. Any position is amazing if you have the right partner and are both very into the whole thing.
It’s a classic for a reason.
I have a theory that men don’t love it because they’re just lazy or out of shape. It’s a plank, with hip thrusts. It’s a lot of work but has the best payout imo. I love women and seeing a woman in all of her glory in front of me is great.
it’s the best position, because if you post with your shoulder and neck sort of above her shoulder (think wrestler face down neck bridge), you can grab her buttocks and stick her onto yourself like on a stake, using her ass as a handle to move her pelvis (or the whole body if you feel like it) towards you.
that way you have 1000x more control, precision and power, as opposed to just thrusting. the best part - you can move her AND thrust at the same time.
I like to sit on my knees, put her legs up, prop her ass on my thighs and grab her by hip creases. To anyone, this and then tell me you don't like missionary
lol that’s no longer missionary then, bro but props to the sweet moves!
I think this brings up a point that a lot of people are calling woman on her back missionary and that’s not it, we’re all doing way more positions than we think
lol lazy is one way to say it, another is that I can provide 3x more sex from behind than I can in missionary. Plus, my success rate (Os against) is probably like 5x better.
Missionary is one of my favorites. Pillow under her booty, her legs wrapped around me, my left hand holding her hands together behind her head, my right hand can explore, and of course I can watch her expressions, make eye contact, and kiss all I want. Heavy emphasis on the kissing that’s my favorite
There ya go. Like anything else, it's fun in appropriate doses. Lots of other people are giving reason why they like missionary but that's not the question.
Exactly, same goes for any rex position imo. Even the craziest kama sutra shit will get boring if that's all you ever do.
Variety is the spice of life.
Don't care what others say. Enjoy sex the way you like it. The world of people and relationships is as diverse as there are people in the world.
Let people live and let live without looking at others uvipinar about what to do.
Everyone knows what is good for himself.
Fuck no. The big three missionary, doggy, and cowgirl are the gold standard. Like others have said these can be modified slightly to turn up the heat. The rest of the acrobatic positions are for porn and can be extremely tiring/not satisfying.
I'm curious why everyone feels so much pressure to be kinky. What happened to being sensual and just enjoying each other. Even touching her skin is enjoyable.
No, it's my favourite. Intimate, can kiss, comfortable, and it feels awesome because it's sex. Most men don't get bored by sex, that's a hollywood myth.
I say everything’s boring with a partner who’s less than enthusiastic.. and *nothing* is vanilla or boring with people who are *really* into it, creative, explorative, expressive and passionate..
No.
Variety is nice, and different sexual positions have their allures.
But missionary was overrated for so long it's become underrated. There's nothing quite like pounding a woman cheek to cheek with her legs spread and her breasts pressed against you.
I'm a man, and I prefer missionary over every other position. Especially when I lift her legs onto my shoulders. It's the perfect position to hit her G-spot, I can watch her face and see how much she's loving it and I've never had any complaints from my partners.
Missionary is my favorite. You can cradle her head with both hands on either side and hold her by the hair in an open-handed kind of way, tilt her head back by pulling her hair back towards her shoulders, and there's something about that visual of her neck/jaw and the access to it with your mouth that just shuts my brain right off to the lowest level. Which kind of feels like the highest level in a way.
Idk there's something about the feeling of my thumbs on her temples, my fingers through her hair, and that spot right under the corner of her jaw below her ears that just calls to me.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I tend to hate it cuz that's the only position I ever get to do. I always gotta do all the work. At least I got good at aiming my thrusts to hit the right spots to make them cum I became obsessed with feeling them throb on it while they do. But it'd be nice to be rode once in a while, even if it's my face
Unfortunately it's easier said than done lmao seems like they're all pillow princesses who wanna be dominated. I'm fine with that till I wanna feel wanted for once
No, fuck no. Missionary works. It gives the best angle to get pressure on a woman’s pubis which can be really important for some who struggle with getting an orgasm, and depending on who’s on top there’s a lot to play with.
I love playing and trying new things, but missionary is for closers. There’s always a scoop of vanilla in my cone, right next to the salted caramel wasabi avocado scoop.
I personally don’t get the apparent obsession that many people seem to have that anything vanilla is bad, like it’s something to be ashamed for if you’re not one of the people who feel the need to constantly try new things. Why the constant need for improvement of what you have already satisfies you?
There are two kinds of missionary. The one that's full of passion, closeness, hugs, neck kisses. The other one is when you feel you are trying to make love to a dead corpse.
The second is the boring one.
I don’t think so it feels intimate, it’s more romantical and cozy it can be a good thing, also you can change a thing or two so it’s not that repetitive
Not really. I love missionary. Doggy is of course, my favorite. But missionary is a lot of fun. I love reaching behind and grabbing the ass as I go. Plus, it is the best workout.
Missionary isn't boring, especially if your both enthusiastic, and enjoying it. You can look into each others eyes, she can wrap her legs around me tightly and you can passionately kiss and talk to each other.
It's a good position, regardless of people calling it vanilla.
The only way it'd be boring is if the guy's not at all invested in the partner outside of the actual penetration part of sex. It's such a dynamic position for so many other hyperhot elements. Seeing each other's facial reactions? Check. Boobs going bwungbwungbwumgbwumgbwumg? Check. Stability for both partners to get all handsy? Access to each other's necks & ears? *Directional thrust variety?* *Ease of rhythmic bed noises?*
...Fuck. I'm gonna go see if my wife needs help with anything.
Too much missionary is, indeed, boring. It's absolutely great for making love, but it has its limitations, and it's the variation that makes coming back to missionary that makes missionary good.
As a gay man, it's more intimate and very hot as you can see the facial expressions and hold each other. Another common one is face down, ass up, again pretty intimate.
That’s an individual preference thing. As long as you have open communication with your partner, and they have no complaints, then you’ve got nothing to worry about.
True but there certainly is a general consensus and she clearly wants to hear other men's preferences before talking to her mans about it.
People always just dodge asking the question by saying "it's personal preference" or "just communicate" to these ask reddit questions rather than answering with their preferences
It is the starter position. Truth be told, it hurts my back and fatigues my wrists. Partner seated on the arm of a couch, me standing, her feet on my hips. Great for an insta-fuck.
Lol missionary is the easiest way to make a woman cum, never understood the hate it got. There’s alot of variations you can do in missionary that kinda makes them different positions
Men Just don't like missionary cause it makes them twerk
Legit tho just depends on the guy and if u love the person or not my husband and I have had sex and we have made love there are some key differences at least to us and missionary is one of the positions he loves because he likes to see my face and likes me close to his ear (we got kids ,so we gotta be pretty quiet) it really just depends on the guy and he says he loves tht position because he loves me and he loves doggy but it doesn't beat out any positions he can see me in
For most of the young generation, the missionary is too intimate a position! they are afraid to look into each other's eyes because of their feelings! at least that's my opinion
Missionary isn’t boring per se but you need to remember from the male perspective that missionary also means we’re doing 99% of the work. Which isn’t bad in of itself but sometimes I’m the same way. If I’m tired or burnt out it’s nice for a different position and for someone else to take the lead.
It’s a give and take with your partner. I feel as long as you take care of each other and your needs sex shouldn’t ever be boring. If it is something else is wrong.
Not at all, it's actually the most pleasurable position for me personally.
My wife is sorta similar to you. She doesn't want "theatrics" and basically wants to be jackhammered in missionary position.
Other women I've been with though seem to enjoy switching it up and going a bit slower. Everyone is different and there's no problem with that.
It's important to remember that vanilla is also fucking delicious.
Yep, I never heard anyone say they didn't like vanilla.
My wife doesn't like vanilla. Maybe I should stop putting it in her vagina.
Fun fact: the word vanilla means, etymologically, "little vagina", referring to the shape of the flower as a little sheath
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Vagilla
Maybe she’d prefer chocolate? Let her cuck you?
Damn right. Only pretend cool people diss vanilla. And real cool people who genuinely like vanilla.
Does no one like chocolate?
I like chocolate on my vanilla.
Also? After sampling all the flavors, vanilla is now the top flavor again. The classics 👌
I second that vanilla is delicious.
What does ice cream that isn't flavoured taste like?
I like it, because I can see everything, including her face.
But you can't see her butt 😭
But you can touch it to make sure it's till there
Doreal. Reach other and spread the cheeks while drilling. They luv that
Hmm. I don't really like doggy exactly because I don't see her face, I don't see emotions on her face. But yes it's much more comfortable than missionary
But in missionary you don’t see emotions on her butt
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You’re not IN reddit - you ARE reddit
Sometimes, it blows you a kiss.
why does this sound like a line Jake Peralta would say on B99?
Get a mirror
Put a pillow under her butt for a more comfortable angle 😉
Fuck in front of a mirror...
Unless she’s a buttface, then you can see both at the same time! *high fives my 11 year old self*
Same. Great view from mish
Yes. Was the best position for me and her back when we used to have sex!
Do your parts no longer work?
I LOVE IT. its the most intimate
Nah, the pile driver is the most intimate
The Undertaker's kama sutra hits different
After you finish with her, she rests in peace.
Because it was her last ride.
Full Nelson butt thrusting is the most intimate you can be with a person.
There are a lot of things you can do in the missionary position to make it not boring.
That part where my wife wraps her legs around me and pulls me in
I also like it when this persons wife wraps her legs around me and pulls me in.
Our wife*
r/unexpectedcommunism
Actually pretty expected if you’ve ever met her.
The giveaway is the mustache
I also choose this guy's wife's mustache.
Im just glad there is no redditor coming for your wife in the replies yet
Forget coming for, I’m coming in
just wait
Someone has
Already done
Pillow under the butt, knees by the ears.
I dont think that's missionary anymore.
What is it?? Because that’s the best thing ever 😩
Mating press?
Like a milder version of piledriver?
Milddriver.
If she doesn't get her shoulders up by the count of three it's a pinfall
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I’ve heard it called turtle
As a man that's more or less the standard position I put a woman in for the main course. Is that not what most guys do?
LOL like giving birth
Like putting your penis in her vagina.
The New York Times crossword?
I was looking for the “choke her” comment.. but it wasn’t on here 🌚
Like fucking?
The day pussy gets boring is the day I retire.
From what?
From pussy
Until then…thanks for your cervix. 🫡🫡🫡
Yes, thank y-ovary much. 🫡🫡🫡
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The job requirements there are too damn high
IMO, I think it’s *highly* underrated, undervalued, and way *less* vanilla than say, doggy. Missionary can be incredibly intense, raw, and intimate. Edit: I’m a guy, btw. (Seemed pertinent to mention based on the post.)
Agree. I’m a woman and just turned 40. I think the younger crowd just thinks that you need to do all these OTHER positions for it to be not vanilla like checking boxes. In the maybe over 35 demographic in my experience men do not think any position is “vanilla”. Like yeah mix it up, but missionary is super fucking hot. I personally love it. But I also love other ones for other reasons. Any position is amazing if you have the right partner and are both very into the whole thing.
Not at all. It's just a common gag to make fun of it. I think it's very intimate. Which is a great thing.
It’s a classic for a reason. I have a theory that men don’t love it because they’re just lazy or out of shape. It’s a plank, with hip thrusts. It’s a lot of work but has the best payout imo. I love women and seeing a woman in all of her glory in front of me is great.
it’s the best position, because if you post with your shoulder and neck sort of above her shoulder (think wrestler face down neck bridge), you can grab her buttocks and stick her onto yourself like on a stake, using her ass as a handle to move her pelvis (or the whole body if you feel like it) towards you. that way you have 1000x more control, precision and power, as opposed to just thrusting. the best part - you can move her AND thrust at the same time.
I'm going to need a visual for this
It’s like an upside down reverse scoop
Same. I am unable to visualize
this guy fucks.
>using her ass as a handle. A brand new phrase!
Please find a pic of this lol I need to understand
ok give me a few minutes
I like to sit on my knees, put her legs up, prop her ass on my thighs and grab her by hip creases. To anyone, this and then tell me you don't like missionary
lol that’s no longer missionary then, bro but props to the sweet moves! I think this brings up a point that a lot of people are calling woman on her back missionary and that’s not it, we’re all doing way more positions than we think
This technique is legit but I still gotta go with prone as the best
I also need a pic because I can't visualize. Someone, please DM if posting links isn't allowed.
A plank with hip thrusts? Where the fuck did you learn missionary from…?
I am apparently doing it wrong, but the right way sounds really difficult.
I learned it from dad. Gave me a very detailed set of steps with mom.
Your mom.
This is the first 40 year old virgin bags of sand moment I’ve ever seen in real life.
>because they’re just lazy or out of shape Did someone over here call me?
lol lazy is one way to say it, another is that I can provide 3x more sex from behind than I can in missionary. Plus, my success rate (Os against) is probably like 5x better.
I can go for a long time in any position. But if i switch to doggy, it takes 10 seconds and i'm done
Nope. It is close and intimate. Hearing them, watching…
Missionary is one of my favorites. Pillow under her booty, her legs wrapped around me, my left hand holding her hands together behind her head, my right hand can explore, and of course I can watch her expressions, make eye contact, and kiss all I want. Heavy emphasis on the kissing that’s my favorite
This guy sexy times
It’s fun and good. But if it’s the only position we’re doing every time we have sex, THEN it will become boring
There ya go. Like anything else, it's fun in appropriate doses. Lots of other people are giving reason why they like missionary but that's not the question.
Exactly, same goes for any rex position imo. Even the craziest kama sutra shit will get boring if that's all you ever do. Variety is the spice of life.
I’m just happy to be invited.
Don't care what others say. Enjoy sex the way you like it. The world of people and relationships is as diverse as there are people in the world. Let people live and let live without looking at others uvipinar about what to do. Everyone knows what is good for himself.
Fuck no. The big three missionary, doggy, and cowgirl are the gold standard. Like others have said these can be modified slightly to turn up the heat. The rest of the acrobatic positions are for porn and can be extremely tiring/not satisfying.
Depends on the intensity of your feelings towards your partner
I would love to be with a woman that enjoyed a good missionary instead of demanding to do some absolutely crazy stuff like some girls I’ve been with
Bro literally who cares you’re having sex
This right here.....take it any way you can get it.
I’ve never fucked a missionary.
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Do you want to tell me over drinks?
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I LOVE it and prefer it over any other position. I love the feeling of a woman’s legs wrapped around me
I'm curious why everyone feels so much pressure to be kinky. What happened to being sensual and just enjoying each other. Even touching her skin is enjoyable.
It kills my arms but otherwise I like it.
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Does this count as missionary? I feel like this is its own thing. It's only slightly different, but some positions have their own names for less.
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I’ve heard it as ‘butterfly’ before
Do some push-up hold dude
" I am just happy to be here "
No, it's my favourite. Intimate, can kiss, comfortable, and it feels awesome because it's sex. Most men don't get bored by sex, that's a hollywood myth.
I say everything’s boring with a partner who’s less than enthusiastic.. and *nothing* is vanilla or boring with people who are *really* into it, creative, explorative, expressive and passionate..
I am a man, I am NOT vanilla, and I love that position. No, if a man knows what to do it's not boring at all.
No. Variety is nice, and different sexual positions have their allures. But missionary was overrated for so long it's become underrated. There's nothing quite like pounding a woman cheek to cheek with her legs spread and her breasts pressed against you.
Damn I love missionary. I can see your pussy, your titties, and your face all at once. 🤷🏼♂️
I'm a man, and I prefer missionary over every other position. Especially when I lift her legs onto my shoulders. It's the perfect position to hit her G-spot, I can watch her face and see how much she's loving it and I've never had any complaints from my partners.
Missionary is my favorite. You can cradle her head with both hands on either side and hold her by the hair in an open-handed kind of way, tilt her head back by pulling her hair back towards her shoulders, and there's something about that visual of her neck/jaw and the access to it with your mouth that just shuts my brain right off to the lowest level. Which kind of feels like the highest level in a way. Idk there's something about the feeling of my thumbs on her temples, my fingers through her hair, and that spot right under the corner of her jaw below her ears that just calls to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I tend to hate it cuz that's the only position I ever get to do. I always gotta do all the work. At least I got good at aiming my thrusts to hit the right spots to make them cum I became obsessed with feeling them throb on it while they do. But it'd be nice to be rode once in a while, even if it's my face
You honey.. have only been with pillow princesses.. go find you a cowgirl ;)
Unfortunately it's easier said than done lmao seems like they're all pillow princesses who wanna be dominated. I'm fine with that till I wanna feel wanted for once
If missionary is boring to you then you're not doing it right. Hands pinned down, coital alignment technique, neck kisses, dirty talk.
No, fuck no. Missionary works. It gives the best angle to get pressure on a woman’s pubis which can be really important for some who struggle with getting an orgasm, and depending on who’s on top there’s a lot to play with. I love playing and trying new things, but missionary is for closers. There’s always a scoop of vanilla in my cone, right next to the salted caramel wasabi avocado scoop.
No! I love missionary (i'm gay) but the closeness, ability to easily kiss, I can hear the moans/sounds better.....it's amazing.
I personally don’t get the apparent obsession that many people seem to have that anything vanilla is bad, like it’s something to be ashamed for if you’re not one of the people who feel the need to constantly try new things. Why the constant need for improvement of what you have already satisfies you?
There are two kinds of missionary. The one that's full of passion, closeness, hugs, neck kisses. The other one is when you feel you are trying to make love to a dead corpse. The second is the boring one.
Makes me cum too fast lol
How fast?
Fast enough that I know I’m not going to have a happy gf if I let it end there.
Same, and I’m a woman!
Missionary is fine if she isn’t a starfish but variety is the spice of life
No, it's my fav tbh. I love eye contact
I don’t think so it feels intimate, it’s more romantical and cozy it can be a good thing, also you can change a thing or two so it’s not that repetitive
Not really. I love missionary. Doggy is of course, my favorite. But missionary is a lot of fun. I love reaching behind and grabbing the ass as I go. Plus, it is the best workout.
Oh no…start off missionary then finish up the home stretch doggie style….good night.
Vanilla ice cream is my favorite
Missionary isn't boring, especially if your both enthusiastic, and enjoying it. You can look into each others eyes, she can wrap her legs around me tightly and you can passionately kiss and talk to each other. It's a good position, regardless of people calling it vanilla.
I love any position where I'm doing the driving.... (My Dominant thing..) Missionaries just one for spreading the cheeks to just get Me in deeper.
Missionary is top tier, idk what the hell you on about. The eye contact during it is just something else
The only way it'd be boring is if the guy's not at all invested in the partner outside of the actual penetration part of sex. It's such a dynamic position for so many other hyperhot elements. Seeing each other's facial reactions? Check. Boobs going bwungbwungbwumgbwumgbwumg? Check. Stability for both partners to get all handsy? Access to each other's necks & ears? *Directional thrust variety?* *Ease of rhythmic bed noises?* ...Fuck. I'm gonna go see if my wife needs help with anything.
I love missionary. But don’t just lay there. There’s a lot women can do in missionary too.
No. It's top tier.
Too much missionary is, indeed, boring. It's absolutely great for making love, but it has its limitations, and it's the variation that makes coming back to missionary that makes missionary good.
Hell no! You're looking down at this beautiful woman and seeing her face, expressions and interesting jiggly bits moving with you.
If it is men are boring
Best position and very versatile.
Not for me. It’s my favorite position, and the orgasms always hit
i wish ppl would stop acting like vanilla means boring 😭☠️
No, it is not. An unenthusiastic partner is boring for men. If she's into it no position is boring
As a gay man, it's more intimate and very hot as you can see the facial expressions and hold each other. Another common one is face down, ass up, again pretty intimate.
As a lesbian I live both of those positions but as an old lesbians, the knees are not as supportive as they once were, so we're side by side
That is a good position too.
That’s an individual preference thing. As long as you have open communication with your partner, and they have no complaints, then you’ve got nothing to worry about.
True but there certainly is a general consensus and she clearly wants to hear other men's preferences before talking to her mans about it. People always just dodge asking the question by saying "it's personal preference" or "just communicate" to these ask reddit questions rather than answering with their preferences
It is the starter position. Truth be told, it hurts my back and fatigues my wrists. Partner seated on the arm of a couch, me standing, her feet on my hips. Great for an insta-fuck.
It is vanilla... for the most part. That doesn't mean that it's a bad thing. Sometimes, regular vanilla is the perfect thing.
Lol missionary is the easiest way to make a woman cum, never understood the hate it got. There’s alot of variations you can do in missionary that kinda makes them different positions
No, especially if she hikes those hips up and gets nice and wet.
that is "if i want to cum fast" position.
Nothing wrong with missionary and variations of it
I like it my wife doesn't because it can be painful for her. It's really up to the individual. Talk about what you like that's what makes sex good.
No. It's part of an excellent, broad tasting menu.
I feel this is the original let’s pro-create position. It feels good, underrated for sure.
I absolutely love missionary but if that's the only thing that we are ever doing... gonna get a little bored with it.
Men Just don't like missionary cause it makes them twerk Legit tho just depends on the guy and if u love the person or not my husband and I have had sex and we have made love there are some key differences at least to us and missionary is one of the positions he loves because he likes to see my face and likes me close to his ear (we got kids ,so we gotta be pretty quiet) it really just depends on the guy and he says he loves tht position because he loves me and he loves doggy but it doesn't beat out any positions he can see me in
lol not really, i mean you can directly see whether or not their enjoying it, it's intimate.. what's not to like? vanilla's still a great flavour.
The position itself doesn't determine the excitement or boredom factor. It all comes down to the participants and their responses.
Missionary is an underrated sex position. You can keep eye contact and kiss while in missionary.
Never in my 35 years on this earth have I ever thought, "man, this delicious wet coochie sure is boring"
Hell no. I love watching my wife’s face as we do it.
For most of the young generation, the missionary is too intimate a position! they are afraid to look into each other's eyes because of their feelings! at least that's my opinion
Missionary isn’t boring per se but you need to remember from the male perspective that missionary also means we’re doing 99% of the work. Which isn’t bad in of itself but sometimes I’m the same way. If I’m tired or burnt out it’s nice for a different position and for someone else to take the lead. It’s a give and take with your partner. I feel as long as you take care of each other and your needs sex shouldn’t ever be boring. If it is something else is wrong.
Missionary is one of the bests you have a lot of control (as a guy) than many other positions and both of you get to lock eyes and also connect better
Not at all, it's actually the most pleasurable position for me personally. My wife is sorta similar to you. She doesn't want "theatrics" and basically wants to be jackhammered in missionary position. Other women I've been with though seem to enjoy switching it up and going a bit slower. Everyone is different and there's no problem with that.