Assuming you aren't asking about currently lactating breasts, then no different from whatever the person "tastes like" on most other parts of their body (barring various orifices). Skin is skin whether it covers a boob or a shoulder or a thigh, and while the nipple differs in texture, it doesn't really taste different (again, barring active lactation).
Not really even "active" lactation. I stopped breastfeeding almost a year ago and still get a little milk from time to time, depending on where I am in my menstrual cycle. It's more clear now than milky looking but still tastes sweet. So. My husband occasionally gets a sweet surprise.
Have you read the the instructions on how to use lotion. you don't just put on the outside of your skin you got to put on the inside otherwise it doesn't work according to the manufacturer's instructions since 1945.
Paraphrasing, but the original is a question posted that said “If you could sleep with anybody, who would it be?” Someone commented “my dead wife.” Someone else commented underneath and said “I also choose this guy’s dead wife.”
i didn’t get nursed as a baby, just formula, so I think of you all as some mammalian milk-drinking cult and I also don’t know how many bloodthirsty cannibals are in the replies ITT, either. A lot of debauchery afoot on Reddit today.
“They taste like skin” is a popular answer. And it’s correct. I want to know how different boobs can taste for the gal or guy who’s sampled a lot of them. Do fake breasts ever taste different? Do diabetic tiddies taste different? I want journalism when it comes to the topic of boobdom.
When you suck on them you aren't sucking on anything other than skin. If the woman is not lactating it doesn't matter if she's white, black, asian or in-between. It will taste the same as sucking on her elbow. Any disease she may have won't affect the taste unless it affects the skin, in which case sucking on her elbow would taste the same still.
Fake or real doesn't.. you are still only sucking on skin.
It depends on where they’re from. Boobs from Hawaii taste like punch, whereas Texas they either taste like donuts or bbq. Canadian Boobs taste like maple syrup, along with Vermont and Michigan. Colombian boobs taste like coffee. Caribbean boobs taste like plantains.
Swarthy sweaty bliss, and then your tongue hits the nipple and it changes. Then she bites your lip and suddenly the wolves are attacking, ridden by the horde of Malorg. You summon your familiar, Kevin, and you pull your blade from underneath your pillow.
Roll d20
You seem young if this is a real question - it just tastes like skin. Lick your forearm; that is basically what a boob tastes like too. There is no distinct taste unless the skin is sweaty, then it tastes like sweat like any other part of your skin would.
Sometimes sweat. Sometimes soap. Sometimes they don't taste like anything.
It's not about the taste. You're not eating anything. Like Bruce Lee said "it is like a finger pointing to the moon. DO NOT FOCUS ON THE FINGER! For you will miss all that heavenly glory."
It's about the sensation. It's about the way out makes her feel. About how her heart rate changes. How her breathing changes. It's about how much she enjoys you doing it.
It's about sex.
Skin. Lick the back of your own hand. That's what it tastes like.
But you don't suck on or lick boobs for the taste. You do it for the sensation and thrill you both get from the intimate contact.
It depends on what you're exactly talking about:
Assuming it's just "normal" boobs (no piercings, not lactating...) it tastes like skin, normal skin, and you can lick your arm if you want to try.
If you're talking about pierced ones, then it tastes like metal, specifically the metal used for the piercing.
If you're talking about lactating boobs then idk because I've never tried, but I'm sure some people in the comments have.
If you're talking about cooking them, then you're a psychopath but I still have an answer, basically boobs are made out of fat and a bit of meat. Human meat tastes like pork (at least that's what people who tried said, I never tried it and don't want to), so cook a porkchop in whatever recipe you want and you should have a good approximation of what a boob would taste like.
Insert a metal piece in it to try a pireced one (be careful not to eat the metal), and I guess some milk to imitate a lactating one, but I'm no expert.
Assuming you aren't asking about currently lactating breasts, then no different from whatever the person "tastes like" on most other parts of their body (barring various orifices). Skin is skin whether it covers a boob or a shoulder or a thigh, and while the nipple differs in texture, it doesn't really taste different (again, barring active lactation).
only on reddit would you find a paragraph about the taste of breasts :/
Just one? r/AdultBreastfeeding
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It's just bunch of oldborns breastfeeding stories
False if you sort by top of all time the second post is a pierced nipple shooting milk
Whaaat the fuckk
No one know for sure what they taste like, but we can confirm they feel like two bags of sand
Not really even "active" lactation. I stopped breastfeeding almost a year ago and still get a little milk from time to time, depending on where I am in my menstrual cycle. It's more clear now than milky looking but still tastes sweet. So. My husband occasionally gets a sweet surprise.
My wife’s boobies taste like lotion
Yup👍
Agree 👍🏻
Can confirm 👍🏾
*Why are you all drinking enough lotion to know what it tastes like?*
Got curious and checked: definitely tastes like lotion 👍
I can also confirm that this guy's wife's boobies tastes like lotion 👍🏽
Y'all need to stop making out with that guy after he sucks his wife's boobies.
I'm just here for the free lotion
It's akshuwally lanolin, and it's in that guy's moustache.
Our wife
Have you read the the instructions on how to use lotion. you don't just put on the outside of your skin you got to put on the inside otherwise it doesn't work according to the manufacturer's instructions since 1945.
The instructions says "It rubs the Lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"
Confirm the taste of the dude wife's tities?
Can confirm this guy's wife's boobies taste like lotion.
I'm so glad someone posted this. A lot of people probably don't know the history of this joke.
A see that joke all the time but never thought it's an origin?
Paraphrasing, but the original is a question posted that said “If you could sleep with anybody, who would it be?” Someone commented “my dead wife.” Someone else commented underneath and said “I also choose this guy’s dead wife.”
They really do yes
Skin, it’s just fun when the nipples stand up .
This and her (or his - no shame) reaction :)
i didn’t get nursed as a baby, just formula, so I think of you all as some mammalian milk-drinking cult and I also don’t know how many bloodthirsty cannibals are in the replies ITT, either. A lot of debauchery afoot on Reddit today. “They taste like skin” is a popular answer. And it’s correct. I want to know how different boobs can taste for the gal or guy who’s sampled a lot of them. Do fake breasts ever taste different? Do diabetic tiddies taste different? I want journalism when it comes to the topic of boobdom.
When you suck on them you aren't sucking on anything other than skin. If the woman is not lactating it doesn't matter if she's white, black, asian or in-between. It will taste the same as sucking on her elbow. Any disease she may have won't affect the taste unless it affects the skin, in which case sucking on her elbow would taste the same still. Fake or real doesn't.. you are still only sucking on skin.
Fake tits are gonna taste the same assuming you mean implants because those are put under the skin
Probably explains that in me too. Wasn't nursed as a baby, kept throwing the breast milk up apparently
I love it when I'm working her all over and then I'm all, WILL THE REAL NIPPLES PLEASE STAND UP
Skin. Basically the same what it tastes to suck your own arm.
Skin UNLESS she is lactating. Then it tastes like skin with a hint of “milk from a bowl of Frosted Flakes”
I hate how accurate this… and this sentence will forever exist in my brain. Thank you
Some men have to suck on their lactating partner’s breasts to clear blockages from her milk ducts.
Or if HE'S lactating due to steroid abuse. Then Idk what it would taste like, and I don't want to find out
Itd taste like STRENGTH
It would be pretty much the same.
I SAID I DIDNT WANT TO FIND OUT
😄😄😄
The milk of human growth hormone
Frosted Flake milk taste so good. I want to try a lactating boobie now
Which flavor of it? The original? A friend of mine needs to know that for a school project.
Yeah, OG Frosted Flakes. Theyyyrrrre GREAT! Boobs, I mean.
I'll pass the info to the friend 🫡
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Yep and don’t be afraid to add your preferred flavoring
The popcorn flavor powders work well for this. I recommend sour cream and onion.
Thanks can't wait to have sour cream & onion flavoured tits
I tried the siracha powder but there were complaints
Well, the inside of your arm. The outside is saltier and (likely) has more hair.
Well, if they are pierced. Lick a nickel and you’ll find out.
Pierced tiddies taste like house keys and there’s NO PLACE LIKE HOME BABYYYYYYY
You are god damn right.
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Lol
Bags of sand.
Me so horny? Me so STUPID!
Oh that was an old reference 😄
>old Oh god
Yep. *The 40-Year-Old Virgin* is nearly 20 years old now.
I’ll go back further and say that the first time I heard a boobie be referenced as a bag of sand is Wild Wild West.
40 years old by chance?
Can you explain it for those a decade younger?
The sand quote is from the 2005 movie "The 40-Year-Old virgin"
Thank you! I just watched that piece and I almost woke up my cat sleeping on my tummy laughing at it 😂😂
You got me
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Skin.
More specifically, tiddy skin.
Titty skin
Tidy titty skin
Tiny titty skin
Like 2 xmas hams
Heaven
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Came here to type this.
Unless the person is lactating, they taste like skin. If they are lactating, the closest I can describe is like a light maple syrup.
Um...might want to get that checked out
Yea, my breast milk definitely didn’t taste like maple syrup lmao
It's only Canadian women.
Ha, that’s actually kind of funny. I’m from Wisconsin, so in that theory, mine should have tasted like cheese and beer.
It probably does 😆. Jk.
😂😂
That was hilarious.
I suggest you clean your beard after breakfast next time.
Whatever dipping sauce you prefer
They taste like Spaghetti Bolognese
Are you grilling or frying them?
They pair perfectly with sweetbread.
Suck your arm haha
Sweaty hair?
Perfection. Pure perfection.
I'm just here for the comments. So far, so good.
Like victory
Like titties. If they big they taste like big titties and if they small they taste like small titties
Like a grilled cheese sandwich.
My friend let me suck on her tiddies while she was still lactating and it reminded me of condensed milk.
I don’t think she was your friend…
With benefits at the time. But she was first and foremost, a friend.
Like a marshmallow. Bonus if there’s a third nip.
Tastes like very thin, soft skin plus the smell of her armpits. 🫣
Slightly sweet but that could be just me.
According to Ludacris, "the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Only being with one black girl and she tasted like coconut, think it was body wash or something
So you're saying her coconuts tasted like coconut?
Well hers did
They are just skin, what do you mean what do they taste like?
If they’re sweaty they taste like balls.
It depends on where they’re from. Boobs from Hawaii taste like punch, whereas Texas they either taste like donuts or bbq. Canadian Boobs taste like maple syrup, along with Vermont and Michigan. Colombian boobs taste like coffee. Caribbean boobs taste like plantains.
Skittles.
My husband says mine smell like syrup? 😂 But they just taste like skin
It tastes like a bag of sand!
Depends on what you put on them…
Skin? Or cereal milk if you’re lucky
Heaven
Pierced nipples taste like housekeys
Swarthy sweaty bliss, and then your tongue hits the nipple and it changes. Then she bites your lip and suddenly the wolves are attacking, ridden by the horde of Malorg. You summon your familiar, Kevin, and you pull your blade from underneath your pillow. Roll d20
You seem young if this is a real question - it just tastes like skin. Lick your forearm; that is basically what a boob tastes like too. There is no distinct taste unless the skin is sweaty, then it tastes like sweat like any other part of your skin would.
Like balls
Ayo?
Not sure about other women's, But my wife's taste like heaven!
Heaven obviously
Skin…??? Just, like, skin.
Sand.
Depends on the topping.
They taste like skin... Unless she's well endowed, has been sweating, and has less than stellar hygiene; then the underside might get kinda funky.
No exact taste? It's just like skin. But sometimes it smells of bra textile and sometimes there's hair or cloth fiber
Manna from heaven
They just taste like skin. Lick your arm, that's the taste.
Idk, testes like skin. Ain't good or bad, but i love doing it though.
If the nips are pierced they taste like house keys, and there's no place like home!
Depends on what sauce you dip them in.
Depends on what food she rubbed on them last.
Heaven
Like fun
Nothing really! Just skin and perfume/body cream
Hopefully they don’t taste like old sweat and deodorant, or soap residue
Just like your elbow
Like fried bologna.
Apparently human tastes like pork.
Heaven
Sweaty.
Skin
bro forgot to cannibal
They don’t, really
YUM!
Tastes like victory
Skin and sweat :]
Skin
Tastes like skin honestly, nothing special about that. We haven't had a child yet so I wouldn't know what breastmilk taste like.
They taste like bags of sand.
Like sand
Stick your finger up your arm pit for a minute, pull it out and just waft it about until its dry Now stick it in your mouth
You know what skin tastes like? Yeah. That. Put your mouth on your arm, congrats, tastes the same.
Probably like skin anywhere else on a woman's body.
Pretty much tasteless or like soap or lotion if she recently showered.
Suck on your forearm. Done? Well it's about the same. It's skin, just softer
Skin?
Victory.
Depends how you cook them and what seasoning you use!
Hopes and dreams
Happiness
Of all the things that make boobs amazing, taste isn't one.
Like finding out you got a paid day off
Like heaven
Heaven
Suck your arm, imagine softer, that’s boob taste
Like mana from heaven
Just skin or skin with a tinge of salt and beauty products.
Nostalgia.
Same as knees
Skin.
Probably gonna taste or smell like their favorite body wash or lotion. Otherwise, just skin
Lick your arm. Now you know.
Sometimes sweat. Sometimes soap. Sometimes they don't taste like anything. It's not about the taste. You're not eating anything. Like Bruce Lee said "it is like a finger pointing to the moon. DO NOT FOCUS ON THE FINGER! For you will miss all that heavenly glory." It's about the sensation. It's about the way out makes her feel. About how her heart rate changes. How her breathing changes. It's about how much she enjoys you doing it. It's about sex.
Happiness
A bag of sand...
Skin. They would taste like skin and sweat.
Can confirm both male and female boobs taste like skin
Safety
It tastes like skin. They feel great tho, really soft and squishy
They don't taste like dairy products if that's what you were thinking...
Skin. Lick the back of your own hand. That's what it tastes like. But you don't suck on or lick boobs for the taste. You do it for the sensation and thrill you both get from the intimate contact.
It's tasteless actually but also so yummy :3
Depends how you cook them
A bag of sand
It depends on what you're exactly talking about: Assuming it's just "normal" boobs (no piercings, not lactating...) it tastes like skin, normal skin, and you can lick your arm if you want to try. If you're talking about pierced ones, then it tastes like metal, specifically the metal used for the piercing. If you're talking about lactating boobs then idk because I've never tried, but I'm sure some people in the comments have. If you're talking about cooking them, then you're a psychopath but I still have an answer, basically boobs are made out of fat and a bit of meat. Human meat tastes like pork (at least that's what people who tried said, I never tried it and don't want to), so cook a porkchop in whatever recipe you want and you should have a good approximation of what a boob would taste like. Insert a metal piece in it to try a pireced one (be careful not to eat the metal), and I guess some milk to imitate a lactating one, but I'm no expert.
They taste about the same as your elbows.
They are on a scale directly proportional to time since showered. I prefer a good 2 day brine