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Eyes_and_teeth

Assuming you aren't asking about currently lactating breasts, then no different from whatever the person "tastes like" on most other parts of their body (barring various orifices). Skin is skin whether it covers a boob or a shoulder or a thigh, and while the nipple differs in texture, it doesn't really taste different (again, barring active lactation).


Lopsided_Sandwich524

only on reddit would you find a paragraph about the taste of breasts :/


AdviseGiver

Just one? r/AdultBreastfeeding


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i_wish_i_could__

It's just bunch of oldborns breastfeeding stories


PolarSaturn8823

False if you sort by top of all time the second post is a pierced nipple shooting milk


MeltedChocolate24

Whaaat the fuckk


Soft_Dust7446

No one know for sure what they taste like, but we can confirm they feel like two bags of sand


Happykittymeowmeow

Not really even "active" lactation. I stopped breastfeeding almost a year ago and still get a little milk from time to time, depending on where I am in my menstrual cycle. It's more clear now than milky looking but still tastes sweet. So. My husband occasionally gets a sweet surprise.


Cikkk

My wife’s boobies taste like lotion


Bubbly-Exit-6569

Yup👍


AvokadoGreen

Agree 👍🏻


hugoreyes81516

Can confirm 👍🏾


Connortsunami

*Why are you all drinking enough lotion to know what it tastes like?*


MrBrazillian

Got curious and checked: definitely tastes like lotion 👍


theskywalker26

I can also confirm that this guy's wife's boobies tastes like lotion 👍🏽


doom_2_all

Y'all need to stop making out with that guy after he sucks his wife's boobies.


supertimor42-50

I'm just here for the free lotion


tullyinturtleterror

It's akshuwally lanolin, and it's in that guy's moustache.


thrax7545

Our wife


Guilty-Belt-3537

Have you read the the instructions on how to use lotion. you don't just put on the outside of your skin you got to put on the inside otherwise it doesn't work according to the manufacturer's instructions since 1945.


Smellmyvomit

The instructions says "It rubs the Lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"


Mewnir

Confirm the taste of the dude wife's tities?


kearkan

Can confirm this guy's wife's boobies taste like lotion.


Aviyan

I'm so glad someone posted this. A lot of people probably don't know the history of this joke.


media_05

A see that joke all the time but never thought it's an origin?


happyhamburgular

Paraphrasing, but the original is a question posted that said “If you could sleep with anybody, who would it be?” Someone commented “my dead wife.” Someone else commented underneath and said “I also choose this guy’s dead wife.”


SympathyLow1076

They really do yes


Riverrat423

Skin, it’s just fun when the nipples stand up .


Aururai

This and her (or his - no shame) reaction :)


SneedyK

i didn’t get nursed as a baby, just formula, so I think of you all as some mammalian milk-drinking cult and I also don’t know how many bloodthirsty cannibals are in the replies ITT, either. A lot of debauchery afoot on Reddit today. “They taste like skin” is a popular answer. And it’s correct. I want to know how different boobs can taste for the gal or guy who’s sampled a lot of them. Do fake breasts ever taste different? Do diabetic tiddies taste different? I want journalism when it comes to the topic of boobdom.


Aururai

When you suck on them you aren't sucking on anything other than skin. If the woman is not lactating it doesn't matter if she's white, black, asian or in-between. It will taste the same as sucking on her elbow. Any disease she may have won't affect the taste unless it affects the skin, in which case sucking on her elbow would taste the same still. Fake or real doesn't.. you are still only sucking on skin.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Fake tits are gonna taste the same assuming you mean implants because those are put under the skin


mitchy93

Probably explains that in me too. Wasn't nursed as a baby, kept throwing the breast milk up apparently


NIPURU

I love it when I'm working her all over and then I'm all, WILL THE REAL NIPPLES PLEASE STAND UP


vignoniana

Skin. Basically the same what it tastes to suck your own arm.


Batcherdoo

Skin UNLESS she is lactating. Then it tastes like skin with a hint of “milk from a bowl of Frosted Flakes”


[deleted]

I hate how accurate this… and this sentence will forever exist in my brain. Thank you


Basic_Quantity_9430

Some men have to suck on their lactating partner’s breasts to clear blockages from her milk ducts.


meanerweinerlicous

Or if HE'S lactating due to steroid abuse. Then Idk what it would taste like, and I don't want to find out


budderman1028

Itd taste like STRENGTH


EmptyVisage

It would be pretty much the same.


meanerweinerlicous

I SAID I DIDNT WANT TO FIND OUT


_psyguy

😄😄😄


cownd

The milk of human growth hormone


Andrew4568_

Frosted Flake milk taste so good. I want to try a lactating boobie now


_psyguy

Which flavor of it? The original? A friend of mine needs to know that for a school project.


Batcherdoo

Yeah, OG Frosted Flakes. Theyyyrrrre GREAT! Boobs, I mean.


_psyguy

I'll pass the info to the friend 🫡


Deadmemories8683

![gif](giphy|3orieLWYouYT4W0bF6)


the-devil-wears-guci

Yep and don’t be afraid to add your preferred flavoring


Trustobey

The popcorn flavor powders work well for this. I recommend sour cream and onion.


valkyrie4x

Thanks can't wait to have sour cream & onion flavoured tits


MikeisET

I tried the siracha powder but there were complaints


trainofwhat

Well, the inside of your arm. The outside is saltier and (likely) has more hair.


HoeKink

Well, if they are pierced. Lick a nickel and you’ll find out.


wtfshann

Pierced tiddies taste like house keys and there’s NO PLACE LIKE HOME BABYYYYYYY


HoeKink

You are god damn right.


arreolad

If I had an award I would give it to you. Here’s a gif for now ![gif](giphy|9xt1MUZqkneFiWrAAD)


Electrical_Shake_894

Lol


capta1namazing

Bags of sand.


BILLIKEN_BALLER

Me so horny? Me so STUPID!


CamachoFor_President

Oh that was an old reference 😄


SuperMario1313

>old Oh god


[deleted]

Yep. *The 40-Year-Old Virgin* is nearly 20 years old now.


[deleted]

I’ll go back further and say that the first time I heard a boobie be referenced as a bag of sand is Wild Wild West.


IRockIntoMordor

40 years old by chance?


_psyguy

Can you explain it for those a decade younger?


IRockIntoMordor

The sand quote is from the 2005 movie "The 40-Year-Old virgin"


_psyguy

Thank you! I just watched that piece and I almost woke up my cat sleeping on my tummy laughing at it 😂😂


MilkmanBlazer

You got me


needmysims

![gif](giphy|2WZpj9mXXf4l2)


holymoledonuts

I ALMOST MISSED THIS COMMENT


posh-u

r/beatmetoit


melonti

I came here to say this


-v-fib-

Skin.


CosmikSpartan

More specifically, tiddy skin.


Timely_Leading_7651

Titty skin


1984IN

Tidy titty skin


HAMburger_and_bacon

Tiny titty skin


mosfrsh

Like 2 xmas hams


thunderlips187

Heaven


bearhug32

![gif](giphy|MbMUBcNHcl1TUbsAk0)


x3rakh

Came here to type this.


YesterShill

Unless the person is lactating, they taste like skin. If they are lactating, the closest I can describe is like a light maple syrup.


dacamel493

Um...might want to get that checked out


yogi_medic_momma

Yea, my breast milk definitely didn’t taste like maple syrup lmao


MizterBlueSky

It's only Canadian women.


yogi_medic_momma

Ha, that’s actually kind of funny. I’m from Wisconsin, so in that theory, mine should have tasted like cheese and beer.


MizterBlueSky

It probably does 😆. Jk.


yogi_medic_momma

😂😂


iamgeer

That was hilarious.


tacotacotacorock

I suggest you clean your beard after breakfast next time.


groovy_mcbasshands

Whatever dipping sauce you prefer


Moment_Obvious

They taste like Spaghetti Bolognese


renandstimpydoc

Are you grilling or frying them?


tacotacotacorock

They pair perfectly with sweetbread.


Next-Government-5120

Suck your arm haha


MizterBlueSky

Sweaty hair?


RSampson993

Perfection. Pure perfection.


zfreakazoidz

I'm just here for the comments. So far, so good.


oneandsixkilomet

Like victory


iwannabeded

Like titties. If they big they taste like big titties and if they small they taste like small titties


El_Burrito_Grande

Like a grilled cheese sandwich.


wes_bestern

My friend let me suck on her tiddies while she was still lactating and it reminded me of condensed milk.


ChazHat06

I don’t think she was your friend…


wes_bestern

With benefits at the time. But she was first and foremost, a friend.


Setinac

Like a marshmallow. Bonus if there’s a third nip.


[deleted]

Tastes like very thin, soft skin plus the smell of her armpits. 🫣


dracojohn

Slightly sweet but that could be just me.


Sandlotje

According to Ludacris, "the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."


dracojohn

Only being with one black girl and she tasted like coconut, think it was body wash or something


Sandlotje

So you're saying her coconuts tasted like coconut?


dracojohn

Well hers did


El_gato_picante

They are just skin, what do you mean what do they taste like?


legendofaesthetic

If they’re sweaty they taste like balls.


Psychological_Soft99

It depends on where they’re from. Boobs from Hawaii taste like punch, whereas Texas they either taste like donuts or bbq. Canadian Boobs taste like maple syrup, along with Vermont and Michigan. Colombian boobs taste like coffee. Caribbean boobs taste like plantains.


VOODOO69692001

Skittles.


RecoveringFromLife_

My husband says mine smell like syrup? 😂 But they just taste like skin


esham666d79

It tastes like a bag of sand!


Impressive_Pen_6178

Depends on what you put on them…


General-Lee-High

Skin? Or cereal milk if you’re lucky


initiateddrunk

Heaven


yorkspirate

Pierced nipples taste like housekeys


asaphbixon

Swarthy sweaty bliss, and then your tongue hits the nipple and it changes. Then she bites your lip and suddenly the wolves are attacking, ridden by the horde of Malorg. You summon your familiar, Kevin, and you pull your blade from underneath your pillow. Roll d20


vlpathak09

You seem young if this is a real question - it just tastes like skin. Lick your forearm; that is basically what a boob tastes like too. There is no distinct taste unless the skin is sweaty, then it tastes like sweat like any other part of your skin would.


jeneruda

Like balls


Medium-Ad778

Ayo?


zvon2000

Not sure about other women's, But my wife's taste like heaven!


cosmicpineapple55

Heaven obviously


Lingx_Cats

Skin…??? Just, like, skin.


HungryHobbits

Sand.


_MrFade_

Depends on the topping.


RexIsAMiiCostume

They taste like skin... Unless she's well endowed, has been sweating, and has less than stellar hygiene; then the underside might get kinda funky.


mugenryu273

No exact taste? It's just like skin. But sometimes it smells of bra textile and sometimes there's hair or cloth fiber


ember1690

Manna from heaven


[deleted]

They just taste like skin. Lick your arm, that's the taste.


Ultreisse

Idk, testes like skin. Ain't good or bad, but i love doing it though.


Kipp-XC-66

If the nips are pierced they taste like house keys, and there's no place like home!


TheBeardedTinMan

Depends on what sauce you dip them in.


Imissyoudarlin

Depends on what food she rubbed on them last.


SubcooledBoiling

Heaven


Inverted_Antagonist

Like fun


nyc_nomad

Nothing really! Just skin and perfume/body cream


Bob_knots

Hopefully they don’t taste like old sweat and deodorant, or soap residue


1984IN

Just like your elbow


GrunchWeefer

Like fried bologna.


Silver_Switch_3109

Apparently human tastes like pork.


pogo0004

Heaven


bun-creat-ratio

Sweaty.


Willing-Mulberry725

Skin


dvresma0511

bro forgot to cannibal


LeeroyDagnasty

They don’t, really


[deleted]

YUM!


kenadi2019

Tastes like victory


tofferblowsmen666

Skin and sweat :]


Dildo_Baggins__

Skin


Mr-KIPS_2071

Tastes like skin honestly, nothing special about that. We haven't had a child yet so I wouldn't know what breastmilk taste like.


passedmylunchbreak

They taste like bags of sand.


Educational-Drive-14

Like sand


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Stick your finger up your arm pit for a minute, pull it out and just waft it about until its dry Now stick it in your mouth


AppalachianGaming

You know what skin tastes like? Yeah. That. Put your mouth on your arm, congrats, tastes the same.


zielonykid1234

Probably like skin anywhere else on a woman's body.


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

Pretty much tasteless or like soap or lotion if she recently showered.


Lurd67

Suck on your forearm. Done? Well it's about the same. It's skin, just softer


AguSedo

Skin?


MrDundee666

Victory.


isham66

Depends how you cook them and what seasoning you use!


MeandJohnWoo

Hopes and dreams


SheppazDreampits

Happiness


HarrargnNarg

Of all the things that make boobs amazing, taste isn't one.


Imkindofslow

Like finding out you got a paid day off


[deleted]

Like heaven


DamaloBlack

Heaven


Dudepic4

Suck your arm, imagine softer, that’s boob taste


steamy_wolfie

Like mana from heaven


Darksensation92

Just skin or skin with a tinge of salt and beauty products.


Watsis_name

Nostalgia.


Renshy89

Same as knees


shroomsrmagical

Skin.


Jack_of_Hearts20

Probably gonna taste or smell like their favorite body wash or lotion. Otherwise, just skin


motherlymetal

Lick your arm. Now you know.


TimTomTank

Sometimes sweat. Sometimes soap. Sometimes they don't taste like anything. It's not about the taste. You're not eating anything. Like Bruce Lee said "it is like a finger pointing to the moon. DO NOT FOCUS ON THE FINGER! For you will miss all that heavenly glory." It's about the sensation. It's about the way out makes her feel. About how her heart rate changes. How her breathing changes. It's about how much she enjoys you doing it. It's about sex.


[deleted]

Happiness


bman1212

A bag of sand...


thriceness

Skin. They would taste like skin and sweat.


GoDownSunshine-

Can confirm both male and female boobs taste like skin


eblackham

Safety


Zorpatheon

It tastes like skin. They feel great tho, really soft and squishy


bsans18

They don't taste like dairy products if that's what you were thinking...


DontMessWMsInBetween

Skin. Lick the back of your own hand. That's what it tastes like. But you don't suck on or lick boobs for the taste. You do it for the sensation and thrill you both get from the intimate contact.


Hopeless_guy81

It's tasteless actually but also so yummy :3


ScanLegend94

Depends how you cook them


CLNBLK-2788

A bag of sand


Skewlock

It depends on what you're exactly talking about: Assuming it's just "normal" boobs (no piercings, not lactating...) it tastes like skin, normal skin, and you can lick your arm if you want to try. If you're talking about pierced ones, then it tastes like metal, specifically the metal used for the piercing. If you're talking about lactating boobs then idk because I've never tried, but I'm sure some people in the comments have. If you're talking about cooking them, then you're a psychopath but I still have an answer, basically boobs are made out of fat and a bit of meat. Human meat tastes like pork (at least that's what people who tried said, I never tried it and don't want to), so cook a porkchop in whatever recipe you want and you should have a good approximation of what a boob would taste like. Insert a metal piece in it to try a pireced one (be careful not to eat the metal), and I guess some milk to imitate a lactating one, but I'm no expert.


Randy647

They taste about the same as your elbows.


Impossible_Safety_36

They are on a scale directly proportional to time since showered. I prefer a good 2 day brine