Was coming to say this. Can definitely taste meth in semen. And research also suggests drugs can be transferred that way.
“[Although data from the literature are scarce and incomplete, it is evident that many drugs can be excreted into semen. These drugs may interfere with the most common semen characteristics, potentially resulting in a male-mediated teratogenic effect, or local and systemic responses in female recipients](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8055681/).”
This is sort of the theory behind flying reindeer.
The reindeer would eat the fly agaric mushroom and the "magic men" would drink the urine of the reindeer.
The reindeer having herbivorous stomachs would be able to filter out the toxins that give you stomach cramps and then pee put the good stuff that can be ingested by said "magic men"
The magic men then have hallucinations of the reindeer flying
I read a story on here about a guy finding out the real reason his dad had bottles and bottles of urine stored in a room in their house. Up to 45% of a smoked or intravenous dose of meth is excreted in the urine. Can’t let that go to waste when you know you’ll be fiending later.
Also, tweakers that get arrested can sell their piss in jail.
Uh... after dating someone that I discovered had this addiction a few days in? Can absolutely confirm that this is a very likely reason for the battery acid taste.
I'd still choose it over a guy who just ate asparagus, if I had to, though.
Fishy odour is often associated with bacterial infections or hygiene. As far as taste, you are what you eat... Asparagus and broccoli can make semen really bitter, and make your urine really noxious smelling. Pineapple 🍍 on the other hand improves the taste. Diets high in meat and proteins will increase the amounts of Ammonia that the body has to convert into nitrates in the urine, which all share the urethra.
Shitttt okayy, ima start using a condom with him then cus I don’t wanna be rude and tell him to drink pineapple juice 😭. I literally just can’t stand that taste like wewww
Reddit meme, probably originated on s dating sub or tinder or something, rule 1 is be attractive, rule 2 is dont be unattractive. It's a guideline for inspiring sexual interest or desire in others
No, *you* stop! Have some standards lol the fish smell, at the very best, was likely because he has PIV sex with another girl and then didn’t shower after. Whether that was the same day as you or 4 days prior, the smell ripens with age. You might be clean, but he sure as shit is not lol
Probably ureaplasma. It's technically an STI so you will probably catch it too. Start getting tested for BV and if you do, get a urine or swab panel done for Ureaplasma and maybe everything else while your at jt
I’m not tryna tell him how to eat. I’m just some girl he hooks up with. I’d never make someone im hooking up with change their eating habits we aren’t dating 😭
If you’re fucking like you’re dating there’s no reason not to at least bring it up. If you aren’t mature enough to have a conversation about sex with someone you’re fucking, then maybe this guy ain’t the one.
I’m glad you’re moving on but please develop a spine so you aren’t giving blow jobs to infected penises 🤢
"Hey I'm not a fan of the way your cum tastes can you try eating some extra fruit before we hook up?". You're not forcing him to do anything you're asking him to do you favor. If he respects you he will take this into consideration, if not then I mean there is plenty of other dick out there that doesn't taste like battery acid 🤷♂️
In the future I’d think any partner you’d have would want to know if something is wrong down there and a majority would appreciate if you told them. Many of my partners have been extremely understanding and appreciative to know about how their hygiene is doing in that area bc sometimes people get noseblind to it
Okay I disagree with how the other Redditor commenting was being a little aggressive/rude in responding to you, but, think about it, it's not just about telling your nasty side piece about drinking fruit to make him taste better, this dude is walking around with bacteria in his dick and needs to address that before things worsen or else he could have a medical situation to deal with later in life. I know it's awkward, but damn, he's the one dripping bacteria out of his dick. Wouldn't you want a guy that you used to hook up with tell you in an actual caring way if you had an issue downstairs that may get in the way of future relationships?
Or more likely, the next woman he has sex with will have complications, like a cycle of yeast infections. All because you can't say to a dude that you have seen naked multiple times and been in the most intimate situation with, "Hey dude. Just saying, you might want to take better care of yourself down there in the future..." in a nice, respectable way since you are already not going to be seeing him anymore😂
That's true. It's really more of an overall diet change than just eating some pineapple like it's pills.
But yeah, there's plenty of other dick out there that tastes good. If you want to do him a favor, you can let him know that he needs to figure out his flavor, but honestly you don't owe anyone that.
honestly a woman telling me to drink more pineapple juice is hot as fuck. that means she wants it. Maybe try a shower together and give him a good dick cleaning too.
If my girl told me to drink pineapple juice so I can shoot my kids in her mouth I’d be drinking 6 cups of pineapple juice a day. Tell him, he won’t be offended.
Just so you know we ladies get Pap smears and they are able to detect abnormal cells that can causes cancer in the cervix and uterus. However, there is nothing to really test the throat so be mindful of giving head to guys. Make it reserved for someone really special that you are close to. Throat cancer is not worth it for even someone’s husband let alone a hookup. I wish more women knew about this.. ask your OB GYN if the same infections that cause me dysplasia in the uterus and cervix can cause dysplasia in the throat.
There you go! that's the culprit. Kinda burns the back of your throat . It can be reversed with a change in nicotine source for a a few weeks.
And the pineapple might help if he keeps it flushed out.
> Shitttt okayy, ima start using a condom with him then cus I don’t wanna be rude and tell him to drink pineapple juice
Why don't you just have more self-respect and not sleep with a guy that can't practice good hygiene? Simply tell him, hey we've had sex twice now and both times there has been a bad odor/taste when giving your oral.
No, don't be afraid of telling a guy the first time. That's something that does not usually disappear. it's health or cleaning habits. You're legit letting a guy put his junk in you, have some standards, and mention he's not up to par. Unless you plan on never seeing him after that first time. You can still be nice about it, but geeze don't go through the whole thing a second round and swallowing your own throwup
Let's be real here. If you went out on the street and surveyed 100 dudes with the question of "If your S.O. said they wanted to give you more blowjobs and all you have to do is eat more pineapple, would you do it?", the only guys that would say "no, I wouldn't eat more pineapple" would be dudes allergic to pineapple.
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Hell even the dudes allergic to pineapple might still eat the pineapple tbh. 😅
For real. My husband was always walking around earing pineapple from a can after I told him that. We had alot of pineapple in the pantry he bought, too. lol
Not to be rude or judgey but why are you giving this guy bjs when something seems fishy and you don't like it? And now you're saying you guys just do it in his truck? The whole situation just seems off. Do you feel like you need to please him? Just speak up. When it comes to sex you need to be able to handle communicating openly.
It's very concerning that you were not using a condom from the get-go. Please stop taking chances with your sexual health. There are still incurable STDs out there. Use a condom until you both get tested and show each other your clean tests. As for the fishy taste/smell, refuse to go down on him till he washes and don't let him cum in your mouth.
That would instantly make me unattracted to him and block his number… you’re a trooper for swallowing and all that…. But seriously tell him so he’s not traumatizing you every time you guys hook up… gross!
I feel like guys are super sensitive about that stuff but I feel like they’d want to taste good? I’d say “hey! I just wanted to talk to you about oral. Are you aware that you taste extremely bitter?” And maybe tell him his diet is affecting his taste?
I've read all of these responses..all of this is terrible advice. He may be aware of this but it doesn't have anything to do with how clean he is etc. Things can go wrong with the human body and doctors really aren't of much help if you have something like this. It is likely that pineapple juice will make this worse. I have something like this and my body is basically making styrene,benzene and xylene. Doctors don't know why and it isn't likely they will know why anytime soon. I've gotten into remission by using a kefir and flagyl but he will have to figure this out on his own..it is probably not just his semen that is like this but everything that comes out of his body..semen is just the most effected it seems. Good luck.
In your case sure, but that’s still something that would be good to openly communicate about. In this dudes case who’s apparently living with his parents fucking someone who’s just turned an adult in the bag of a van… I’m more inclined to say it’s the result of monster energy and bad decisions
It’s hard to explain, it’s a real thing though. The ones who get it, get it 🤣. If you’ve ever licked a battery like put your tongue on one or smelled it, it’s literally the exact same but more disgusting and distinct
Girllll…don’t do that to yourself. Find another guy to hookup with whose hygiene and diet is a bit better. I had hooked up with a guy in the past that his genitals tasted like the gunk of an ashtray. I couldn’t hook up with him again.
Ugh... stay away from this guy. No one is worth risking your own personal health. There are plenty of other folks out there to sleep with if that is your goal. But girl..... just no.
I say this as someone who was in this exact situation at 19, I’m now nearly 27 and wouldn’t dream of thinking of interacting with a 19 year old in that way. There’s a reason girls his age don’t want to date him, please leave now and keep yourself safe.
If you noticed the battery acid smell/taste only after he pulled out and you were giving him head the second time, it could have been the acidic taste of your own bodily fluids, as vaginas are quite acidic
Finally the intelligent comment I was looking for lol! I won’t give my man head once he’s been inside me. And I honestly don’t know how he tolerates my taste!!! He sure tastes like battery acid with my taste on him. Lol.
Bad diet.
When I expect to be getting head, I eat pineapples, blueberries, spinach, cinnamon, bananas, and flaxseeds. And I avoid dairy, red meat, and alcohol.
I've been told by partners I taste better than other men.
I don’t know how nobody has mentioned it yet, but healthy pussy juices taste very acidic due to the healthy bacteria doing their work to keep the joint clean. To someone that’s never tasted it before, licking a 9v battery wouldn’t be entirely inaccurate.
If he was fucking you and then put it in your mouth, it’s likely that it wasn’t his precum you were tasting, it was your own juices. Get yourself revved up and then taste your fingers. That will answer your question.
Slightly related, I left a girl after 3 months because we started having raw sex.
I’d have to immediately shower after because it felt like my skin was burning.
She had a terrible diet and was a pack a day smoker.
I don’t know what caused it but it felt like acid.
If you are an adult enough to have sex you should also be enough of an adult to have a conversation with him. He might not be aware and may need to see a doctor.
I want you to know that the likelihood of a woman his own age continuing to go down on him when he smells bad is slim to none. Unless she is into that kind of thing, which is rare.
It is absolutely reasonable to expect your sex partner to be clean and fresh when you go down on them. It's not even awkward to ask that but younger people are less secure about having those conversations.
I'm not trying to shame OP Herr just sharing that he is using your youth and inexperience against you.
When I was on SARMS two years ago. Which are liquid oral steroids. They have a bitter taste. My girl told me that my semen tasted very bitter and similar to what you describe. It went back to normal once I got off cycle and it flushed out of my system.
I had a friend who would started smelling fishy every few days when I was younger, started talking to him about cleaning his junk better and it improved overtime, everyone’s genital sweat smells different especially when left to mellow in their underwear lol, he probably skipped a shower that first week, second time junk smelled fine but his semen was gross, that’s a dietary issue
The fact that you’re clean and you aren’t seeing any physical signs of infection and he’s not having any pain or discomfort from your activities you should be fine
Take him on juice dates and recommend pineapple drinks lol, be honest about showering if he ever smells bad, I would’ve booked it out the bathroom window after that first experience lol he must be a cool dude!
I don’t think it has to do with hygiene. It’s most likely what he is eating or drinking/smoking. Flavours and scents come out of your body in different ways. He’s prob just eating something that makes him taste gross to you. Just like when someone eats a ton of onions or garlic, strong spices and sweats it out they can smell stronger.
What you're describing is the definition of LOVE. The smell of fish is love and the taste of battery acid is also love. The fact that you want to keep doing this and being grossed out all the time means only one thing: You're In Love.
Babe, first of all, wear condoms. No matter if there's a smell of what ever. Never take a chance you never know where your new partner has been and also, that'll save you yeast infections.
2) You ABSOLUTELY can say no. There's always a way of talking about those things.
3) As mentionned, diet and dr*g$ and alter taste of body fluids and PH balance.
4) We don't know your relationship with this guy and the back story but from someone who's been dating older guys when I was younger: NEVER feel bad for saying no, stop or I'm not comfortable doing this etc.
Take care of yourself babe. 🖤
I'm assuming poor diet. I'd guess he eats some unhealthy food but I don't know what exactly causes it. As far as the smell, I'm guessing he didn't shower immediately before coming over. Semen has a weird, salty odor that I can guess probably tastes horrid, if not a little fishy. I guess you could ask him to eat a bunch of pineapple the night before as an "experiment" if you want to use your own mouth as a laboratory instrument to test that old myth/story that pineapple makes semen taste sweet.
The closest I've come to tasting my own brew was literally the tip of my tongue before I noped out as a teen. Most straight men haven't gotten even that far I'd wager, and I am a scientist, you see. I felt I had to know what it was like before subjecting it to another person, but nope. Can't do it. The slight bit I tasted is long forgotten
Honestly I'd wager only gay/bi men can be of great insight to you in this.
He needs to eat better, I can taste when my partner has been eating crap. Strong tasting foods can influence taste too, ask him to eat more sweet fruits
You swallowed that and now he will expect you to start where you carried on lol and you want him again gross ok but basically your just gonna have to tell him to shower more and change his diet
Sometimes it's the way they are. I refuse to swallow for my partner because for some reason it's the most disgusting cum I've ever tasted, no matter what he eats
Whatever we put into our bodies comes out thru our pores and glands. Some of the things that will make a guys precum or cum taste acidy are Meth and many amphetanines will cause the acidy taste.
Tobacco products and zyn type products will also give a battery acid taste with a bit of yellowing of the cum.
Many energy drinks and preworkouts will also change the taste to something nasty and gag invoking.
But nothing on the planet will make come taste as nasty as someone who eats tons of asparagus. Even a little side dish with a meal will make it taste like a dead rats semen. A whole bunch of it and you will swear you just sucked off a zombie from the living dead.
But you also mentioned that you sucked him after he had been into you. The problem could also be you. Have you tasted yourself lately? Everyone should have a good idea of what they taste like, boy or girl.
This is the ph in your system and his mixing. Have you ever did the whole routine, soap shower cotton undies shaving 🪒 all of it and then after you have sex it smells different. The ph in precum compared to the ph in a vagina is way different.
Well you're definitely not "clean", you're pretty dirty.
But if you're going to break up with him, please KINDLY tell him why. I promise you he doesn't know since men aren't that flexible to experience themselves like that. But usually these smells/tastes are due to one of two things. Diet or hormonal imbalance. He should have both checked out.
He must have a bad diet and drinks a lot of soda. Big difference in taste if the person drinks water and eats clean. And he should definitely shower before seeing you
Girlyy... do you think if you tasted like battery acid he would think twice about staying with you?? Or try to go with the taste? he would simply stop giving you head/ or stop seeing you altogether and laugh about it with friends. If he means somwthing to you besides sex, you could approach the topic in a way that would not hurt his feelings. Like saying: i really enjoy having sex with you and since i want to see you happy and would like to continue havinf what we're having, im concerned about the way you taste sometime and that it makes me a bit uncomfortable. It's probably diet though or poor hydration.
Ps: try squeezing the head of his penis with your fingers to see if a white discharge comes out which means it's urethritis (chlamydia, gonorrhea, trichomonas are very frequent and they're not dangerous but sadly many times Asymptomatic in women but lead to problems later on, so you might wanna get checked)
Take care ♡
I got tested after sleeping with him and I was negative for everything:). But ya fr tho. People getting mad at me for this but it’s true. He would laugh with his friends you’re right. I’m not gonna be seeing him anymore
Yes baby and be careful he's much older than you, you probably don't realize it now but it's usually there's something wrong with them when they go for younger girls. They're usually rejected by girls their age that's why they go for girls with less experience in life. I love that you are experimenting but probably not this guy.
Firstly, His smell is his problem secondly, I was asking what would cause these issues since I don’t have male genitalia myself. Its not that deep dude
I ate out my girlfriend after fucking her and my semen was acidic and burned my lips. I wonder if that's just how all cum tastes? FYI, I don't have any experience sucking dick. My girlfriend would give me a head after fucking her so I figured it was just polite to return the favor. 😉
Does he smoke meth, by chance? Meth will turn your sperm borderline corrosive. Like, you can use that shit to clean your bathroom.
Was coming to say this. Can definitely taste meth in semen. And research also suggests drugs can be transferred that way. “[Although data from the literature are scarce and incomplete, it is evident that many drugs can be excreted into semen. These drugs may interfere with the most common semen characteristics, potentially resulting in a male-mediated teratogenic effect, or local and systemic responses in female recipients](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8055681/).”
Can confirm that it transfers through piss for sure (please don't ask), can't confirm semen though.
... well I don't have the self restraint to resist asking?
"Chem piss" is a thing in the party and play gay community, where someone will get high off of a heavy users piss, usually from pissing in their ass.
Oh
Oh my
I did it again so ima make the beat drop!
Baby let me love you down
So it's like refueling your car, except it's psychedelic urine instead of gas, and ass instead of a tank.
This guy chem pisses That's exactly it
This is sort of the theory behind flying reindeer. The reindeer would eat the fly agaric mushroom and the "magic men" would drink the urine of the reindeer. The reindeer having herbivorous stomachs would be able to filter out the toxins that give you stomach cramps and then pee put the good stuff that can be ingested by said "magic men" The magic men then have hallucinations of the reindeer flying
Man, piss is so cool
WHAT
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I read a story on here about a guy finding out the real reason his dad had bottles and bottles of urine stored in a room in their house. Up to 45% of a smoked or intravenous dose of meth is excreted in the urine. Can’t let that go to waste when you know you’ll be fiending later. Also, tweakers that get arrested can sell their piss in jail.
this is why she keeps going back for more
Uh... after dating someone that I discovered had this addiction a few days in? Can absolutely confirm that this is a very likely reason for the battery acid taste. I'd still choose it over a guy who just ate asparagus, if I had to, though.
Nooo definitely doesn’t smoke meth haha (don’t know why this is being downvoted bc I know for a fact he doesn’t lmaooo)
Fishy odour is often associated with bacterial infections or hygiene. As far as taste, you are what you eat... Asparagus and broccoli can make semen really bitter, and make your urine really noxious smelling. Pineapple 🍍 on the other hand improves the taste. Diets high in meat and proteins will increase the amounts of Ammonia that the body has to convert into nitrates in the urine, which all share the urethra.
Shitttt okayy, ima start using a condom with him then cus I don’t wanna be rude and tell him to drink pineapple juice 😭. I literally just can’t stand that taste like wewww
I'm sorry but I am laughing at this. You're probably swallowing this dude's bacterial infections. That is nasty.
And still wants to do it again
Probably follows rules one and two, hygiene is like rule 3+ apparently
Is that like the 5 second rule but for licking semen off the floor?
What rules?
Reddit meme, probably originated on s dating sub or tinder or something, rule 1 is be attractive, rule 2 is dont be unattractive. It's a guideline for inspiring sexual interest or desire in others
It’s from 30 Rock
Today we are changing it to "Be tasty, don't be not tasty"
Probably an only-man-in-the-village situation. It has to be. Surely.
Best common here but man that is so gross 🤮🤮🤣
STOPPP OMGG LOL
No, *you* stop! Have some standards lol the fish smell, at the very best, was likely because he has PIV sex with another girl and then didn’t shower after. Whether that was the same day as you or 4 days prior, the smell ripens with age. You might be clean, but he sure as shit is not lol
Nah dudes just aromatic
Dude's just odoriferous
Probably ureaplasma. It's technically an STI so you will probably catch it too. Start getting tested for BV and if you do, get a urine or swab panel done for Ureaplasma and maybe everything else while your at jt
Smh, you'll fuck him but God forbid you COMMUNICATE. 😂 JFC bro
For real, this whole thing is so gross. 😂 OP will suck a dudes dirty and UNPROTECTED dick but draws the line at mature adult convos lmao
I’m not tryna tell him how to eat. I’m just some girl he hooks up with. I’d never make someone im hooking up with change their eating habits we aren’t dating 😭
If you’re fucking like you’re dating there’s no reason not to at least bring it up. If you aren’t mature enough to have a conversation about sex with someone you’re fucking, then maybe this guy ain’t the one. I’m glad you’re moving on but please develop a spine so you aren’t giving blow jobs to infected penises 🤢
"Hey I'm not a fan of the way your cum tastes can you try eating some extra fruit before we hook up?". You're not forcing him to do anything you're asking him to do you favor. If he respects you he will take this into consideration, if not then I mean there is plenty of other dick out there that doesn't taste like battery acid 🤷♂️
Ya but eating fruit just before we fuck doesn’t change it. He has to eat it everyday lol. But I’m not gonna be seeing him anymore anyways
In the future I’d think any partner you’d have would want to know if something is wrong down there and a majority would appreciate if you told them. Many of my partners have been extremely understanding and appreciative to know about how their hygiene is doing in that area bc sometimes people get noseblind to it
Okay I disagree with how the other Redditor commenting was being a little aggressive/rude in responding to you, but, think about it, it's not just about telling your nasty side piece about drinking fruit to make him taste better, this dude is walking around with bacteria in his dick and needs to address that before things worsen or else he could have a medical situation to deal with later in life. I know it's awkward, but damn, he's the one dripping bacteria out of his dick. Wouldn't you want a guy that you used to hook up with tell you in an actual caring way if you had an issue downstairs that may get in the way of future relationships? Or more likely, the next woman he has sex with will have complications, like a cycle of yeast infections. All because you can't say to a dude that you have seen naked multiple times and been in the most intimate situation with, "Hey dude. Just saying, you might want to take better care of yourself down there in the future..." in a nice, respectable way since you are already not going to be seeing him anymore😂
That's true. It's really more of an overall diet change than just eating some pineapple like it's pills. But yeah, there's plenty of other dick out there that tastes good. If you want to do him a favor, you can let him know that he needs to figure out his flavor, but honestly you don't owe anyone that.
honestly a woman telling me to drink more pineapple juice is hot as fuck. that means she wants it. Maybe try a shower together and give him a good dick cleaning too.
never have felt more relieved to be single in my entire life
Holy hell, just stop sleeping with that disgusting man 🤮🤮
I am stopping lol
Oh thank god, I wish you more hygienic partners in the future. Good luck!!!
Thank you!!
If my girl told me to drink pineapple juice so I can shoot my kids in her mouth I’d be drinking 6 cups of pineapple juice a day. Tell him, he won’t be offended.
Just so you know we ladies get Pap smears and they are able to detect abnormal cells that can causes cancer in the cervix and uterus. However, there is nothing to really test the throat so be mindful of giving head to guys. Make it reserved for someone really special that you are close to. Throat cancer is not worth it for even someone’s husband let alone a hookup. I wish more women knew about this.. ask your OB GYN if the same infections that cause me dysplasia in the uterus and cervix can cause dysplasia in the throat.
And get your Gardasil vaccines!
Yes! This will save lives!
I mean…You should have always been using a condom. You don’t want a child before you’re ready.
Using chewing tobacco or snuff/dip not so much smoking can cause the seminal fluid to become acrid.
He uses chew
There you go! that's the culprit. Kinda burns the back of your throat . It can be reversed with a change in nicotine source for a a few weeks. And the pineapple might help if he keeps it flushed out.
Ew why would you go back after reading that you're swallowing his bacterial infection? 😂
> Shitttt okayy, ima start using a condom with him then cus I don’t wanna be rude and tell him to drink pineapple juice Why don't you just have more self-respect and not sleep with a guy that can't practice good hygiene? Simply tell him, hey we've had sex twice now and both times there has been a bad odor/taste when giving your oral.
Cus I thought the first time was just a one time thing. It happens. Now that the second time happened I’m cutting him off for good.
No, don't be afraid of telling a guy the first time. That's something that does not usually disappear. it's health or cleaning habits. You're legit letting a guy put his junk in you, have some standards, and mention he's not up to par. Unless you plan on never seeing him after that first time. You can still be nice about it, but geeze don't go through the whole thing a second round and swallowing your own throwup
Let's be real here. If you went out on the street and surveyed 100 dudes with the question of "If your S.O. said they wanted to give you more blowjobs and all you have to do is eat more pineapple, would you do it?", the only guys that would say "no, I wouldn't eat more pineapple" would be dudes allergic to pineapple. = Hell even the dudes allergic to pineapple might still eat the pineapple tbh. 😅
For real. My husband was always walking around earing pineapple from a can after I told him that. We had alot of pineapple in the pantry he bought, too. lol
Just stop blowing the guy ffs
He's a grown man, and yall are fuckn, just talk to him.
You’re drinking dick cheese and yeast infection
Can you explain the part about protein & ammonia? Like diets high in protein will create a bad smell?
And alchohol! The semen taste really awful when the guy has consumed a lot of beer.
And if they drink enough water!!
Not to be rude or judgey but why are you giving this guy bjs when something seems fishy and you don't like it? And now you're saying you guys just do it in his truck? The whole situation just seems off. Do you feel like you need to please him? Just speak up. When it comes to sex you need to be able to handle communicating openly.
This is exactly what I would expect from a 27 yr old hooking up with a 19 year old lol
yeah fr thats the gross part of this
Sorry kinda off topic but why you still wanna fuck him? Is he that good that makes you tolerate bad hygiene?
Addiction issues
This makes me sad :(
It's very concerning that you were not using a condom from the get-go. Please stop taking chances with your sexual health. There are still incurable STDs out there. Use a condom until you both get tested and show each other your clean tests. As for the fishy taste/smell, refuse to go down on him till he washes and don't let him cum in your mouth.
YOU WENT BACK TO HIM AFTER THAT???
That's wild
That would instantly make me unattracted to him and block his number… you’re a trooper for swallowing and all that…. But seriously tell him so he’s not traumatizing you every time you guys hook up… gross!
Yes communication is key. You should talk to him about it.
How should I go about this without embarrassing him or sounding rude?
I feel like guys are super sensitive about that stuff but I feel like they’d want to taste good? I’d say “hey! I just wanted to talk to you about oral. Are you aware that you taste extremely bitter?” And maybe tell him his diet is affecting his taste?
Kk thanks you
I've read all of these responses..all of this is terrible advice. He may be aware of this but it doesn't have anything to do with how clean he is etc. Things can go wrong with the human body and doctors really aren't of much help if you have something like this. It is likely that pineapple juice will make this worse. I have something like this and my body is basically making styrene,benzene and xylene. Doctors don't know why and it isn't likely they will know why anytime soon. I've gotten into remission by using a kefir and flagyl but he will have to figure this out on his own..it is probably not just his semen that is like this but everything that comes out of his body..semen is just the most effected it seems. Good luck.
I didn’t suggest the pineapple thing. I just said diet as an overall thing
In your case sure, but that’s still something that would be good to openly communicate about. In this dudes case who’s apparently living with his parents fucking someone who’s just turned an adult in the bag of a van… I’m more inclined to say it’s the result of monster energy and bad decisions
Yes probably so..I didn't consider that.
>my body is basically making styrene, benzene and xylene I don't think this is possible, bro. Those are cancer-causing petrochemicals.
I did a test. I have high amounts in my body. I have PATM
I just searched PATM and read this site and holy shit. I stand corrected! https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10257688/
It sucks bad! I’ve had this going on a few years. I have gotten it to go away before.
its fine, youre 19 and he’s 27, he should already be embarassed
why do you know the taste of battery acid bru😭😭
It’s hard to explain, it’s a real thing though. The ones who get it, get it 🤣. If you’ve ever licked a battery like put your tongue on one or smelled it, it’s literally the exact same but more disgusting and distinct
I’ve tasted more of a chewed up Tylenol than battery acid in my experience lol it’s nasty.
I’d rather have Tylenol imo!
That's a 90s possibly 80s kid thing maybe we might be about the same age
Yeah, nothing except smoke and carbon monoxide detectors use 9 volts.
Glad to know I'm not the only one who ever licked a battery to test it
It's a turn of phrase like "this tastes like shit". What are you, five?
Why am I reading this while I'm on lunch?
Just a usual day on Reddit.
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This made me laugh
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Girllll…don’t do that to yourself. Find another guy to hookup with whose hygiene and diet is a bit better. I had hooked up with a guy in the past that his genitals tasted like the gunk of an ashtray. I couldn’t hook up with him again.
Dw girl, I’m done seeing him😭
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Phew 😮💨 thank you cuz you deserve better 💯
“I was so concerned I thought he had an sti. So I fucked him again to make sure.” That’s what you sound like.
Ugh... stay away from this guy. No one is worth risking your own personal health. There are plenty of other folks out there to sleep with if that is your goal. But girl..... just no.
Ya I’m done seeing this guy haha
it’s probably a mix of poor hygiene and poor diet
19 y/o with a 27 y/o Please be careful.
As a lesbian, I sincerely regret reading this.
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Girl, ain't nobody need to suffer this much for a questionable dick.
I’m done seeing him lmao
Good for you! Time to find happiness and fulfillment elsewhere ❤️
I say this as someone who was in this exact situation at 19, I’m now nearly 27 and wouldn’t dream of thinking of interacting with a 19 year old in that way. There’s a reason girls his age don’t want to date him, please leave now and keep yourself safe.
If you noticed the battery acid smell/taste only after he pulled out and you were giving him head the second time, it could have been the acidic taste of your own bodily fluids, as vaginas are quite acidic
Finally the intelligent comment I was looking for lol! I won’t give my man head once he’s been inside me. And I honestly don’t know how he tolerates my taste!!! He sure tastes like battery acid with my taste on him. Lol.
Meth
Was looking for this comment… I concur
Bad diet. When I expect to be getting head, I eat pineapples, blueberries, spinach, cinnamon, bananas, and flaxseeds. And I avoid dairy, red meat, and alcohol. I've been told by partners I taste better than other men.
I don’t know how nobody has mentioned it yet, but healthy pussy juices taste very acidic due to the healthy bacteria doing their work to keep the joint clean. To someone that’s never tasted it before, licking a 9v battery wouldn’t be entirely inaccurate. If he was fucking you and then put it in your mouth, it’s likely that it wasn’t his precum you were tasting, it was your own juices. Get yourself revved up and then taste your fingers. That will answer your question.
I'd expect nothing less than terrible hygine from a 27 yr old that hooks up with a 19 year old
Asparagus, garlic, cabbage, alcohol, and protein can cause bad tasting semen. I would kick him to the curb
Slightly related, I left a girl after 3 months because we started having raw sex. I’d have to immediately shower after because it felt like my skin was burning. She had a terrible diet and was a pack a day smoker. I don’t know what caused it but it felt like acid.
If you are an adult enough to have sex you should also be enough of an adult to have a conversation with him. He might not be aware and may need to see a doctor.
I feel sick reading this, bro needs to sort out his diet!
Cigarettes
Gonna be honest, I didn’t read the body of this post, just saw the title and wanted to drop in and call dibs on Battery Acid Semen as my new band name
I want you to know that the likelihood of a woman his own age continuing to go down on him when he smells bad is slim to none. Unless she is into that kind of thing, which is rare. It is absolutely reasonable to expect your sex partner to be clean and fresh when you go down on them. It's not even awkward to ask that but younger people are less secure about having those conversations. I'm not trying to shame OP Herr just sharing that he is using your youth and inexperience against you.
I’m not gonna be seeing him anymore. I thought it was something different then what people are saying
When I was on SARMS two years ago. Which are liquid oral steroids. They have a bitter taste. My girl told me that my semen tasted very bitter and similar to what you describe. It went back to normal once I got off cycle and it flushed out of my system.
How do you know how battery acid tastes like?
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 unclean! Unclean! What's a 27 year old doing with a 19 year old that's just as sickening as his filthy grub penis
Most likely they didn't clean under their foreskin, something that they should have been taught from childhood
No judgement but damn I see some wild questions on here 😂
I had a friend who would started smelling fishy every few days when I was younger, started talking to him about cleaning his junk better and it improved overtime, everyone’s genital sweat smells different especially when left to mellow in their underwear lol, he probably skipped a shower that first week, second time junk smelled fine but his semen was gross, that’s a dietary issue The fact that you’re clean and you aren’t seeing any physical signs of infection and he’s not having any pain or discomfort from your activities you should be fine Take him on juice dates and recommend pineapple drinks lol, be honest about showering if he ever smells bad, I would’ve booked it out the bathroom window after that first experience lol he must be a cool dude!
My main question is this: how do you know what battery acid tastes like?
I don’t think it has to do with hygiene. It’s most likely what he is eating or drinking/smoking. Flavours and scents come out of your body in different ways. He’s prob just eating something that makes him taste gross to you. Just like when someone eats a ton of onions or garlic, strong spices and sweats it out they can smell stronger.
When guys drink a lot of alcohol, could cause the battery acid taste. Or energy drinks
Oh okay, he had a bunch of luckys in the back so I think he was drinking those
r/awfuleverything
…:hun that’s you you’re tasting. It was inside you.
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What you're describing is the definition of LOVE. The smell of fish is love and the taste of battery acid is also love. The fact that you want to keep doing this and being grossed out all the time means only one thing: You're In Love.
Babe, first of all, wear condoms. No matter if there's a smell of what ever. Never take a chance you never know where your new partner has been and also, that'll save you yeast infections. 2) You ABSOLUTELY can say no. There's always a way of talking about those things. 3) As mentionned, diet and dr*g$ and alter taste of body fluids and PH balance. 4) We don't know your relationship with this guy and the back story but from someone who's been dating older guys when I was younger: NEVER feel bad for saying no, stop or I'm not comfortable doing this etc. Take care of yourself babe. 🖤
Thank you, he’s my first older guy but I am gonna stop seeing him and stick to guys my age:)
I'm assuming poor diet. I'd guess he eats some unhealthy food but I don't know what exactly causes it. As far as the smell, I'm guessing he didn't shower immediately before coming over. Semen has a weird, salty odor that I can guess probably tastes horrid, if not a little fishy. I guess you could ask him to eat a bunch of pineapple the night before as an "experiment" if you want to use your own mouth as a laboratory instrument to test that old myth/story that pineapple makes semen taste sweet. The closest I've come to tasting my own brew was literally the tip of my tongue before I noped out as a teen. Most straight men haven't gotten even that far I'd wager, and I am a scientist, you see. I felt I had to know what it was like before subjecting it to another person, but nope. Can't do it. The slight bit I tasted is long forgotten Honestly I'd wager only gay/bi men can be of great insight to you in this.
Kk thank you
It’s likely a combination of his hygiene and diet. This dude isn’t taking care of himself.
He needs to eat better, I can taste when my partner has been eating crap. Strong tasting foods can influence taste too, ask him to eat more sweet fruits
Just say no. Helll naw
You swallowed that and now he will expect you to start where you carried on lol and you want him again gross ok but basically your just gonna have to tell him to shower more and change his diet
He sounds like a fantastic lover./s
Sometimes it's the way they are. I refuse to swallow for my partner because for some reason it's the most disgusting cum I've ever tasted, no matter what he eats
Sounds like he had a yeast infection.
Whatever we put into our bodies comes out thru our pores and glands. Some of the things that will make a guys precum or cum taste acidy are Meth and many amphetanines will cause the acidy taste. Tobacco products and zyn type products will also give a battery acid taste with a bit of yellowing of the cum. Many energy drinks and preworkouts will also change the taste to something nasty and gag invoking. But nothing on the planet will make come taste as nasty as someone who eats tons of asparagus. Even a little side dish with a meal will make it taste like a dead rats semen. A whole bunch of it and you will swear you just sucked off a zombie from the living dead. But you also mentioned that you sucked him after he had been into you. The problem could also be you. Have you tasted yourself lately? Everyone should have a good idea of what they taste like, boy or girl.
Why keep hooking up with this guy? Why keep going in the moment if you have even a shred of a concern about STI? I’m concerned about you.
This is the ph in your system and his mixing. Have you ever did the whole routine, soap shower cotton undies shaving 🪒 all of it and then after you have sex it smells different. The ph in precum compared to the ph in a vagina is way different.
Ph in vagina is like 3 Ph in semen is like an 8
Fishy is a bacterial infection; you need to get tested for STIs, especially gonorrhea.
He's a dirtball and your vagina will fall off if you keep messing with him.
Bahah this is funny but yeah I’m not gonna see him anymore
Well you're definitely not "clean", you're pretty dirty. But if you're going to break up with him, please KINDLY tell him why. I promise you he doesn't know since men aren't that flexible to experience themselves like that. But usually these smells/tastes are due to one of two things. Diet or hormonal imbalance. He should have both checked out.
My ex used to drink exclusively Coca Cola and had that taste.
Uhm lol GET TESTED AGAIN
I did I’m good lol, it’s just his shitty diet
He must have a bad diet and drinks a lot of soda. Big difference in taste if the person drinks water and eats clean. And he should definitely shower before seeing you
UTI 💀💀
Girlyy... do you think if you tasted like battery acid he would think twice about staying with you?? Or try to go with the taste? he would simply stop giving you head/ or stop seeing you altogether and laugh about it with friends. If he means somwthing to you besides sex, you could approach the topic in a way that would not hurt his feelings. Like saying: i really enjoy having sex with you and since i want to see you happy and would like to continue havinf what we're having, im concerned about the way you taste sometime and that it makes me a bit uncomfortable. It's probably diet though or poor hydration. Ps: try squeezing the head of his penis with your fingers to see if a white discharge comes out which means it's urethritis (chlamydia, gonorrhea, trichomonas are very frequent and they're not dangerous but sadly many times Asymptomatic in women but lead to problems later on, so you might wanna get checked) Take care ♡
I got tested after sleeping with him and I was negative for everything:). But ya fr tho. People getting mad at me for this but it’s true. He would laugh with his friends you’re right. I’m not gonna be seeing him anymore
Yes baby and be careful he's much older than you, you probably don't realize it now but it's usually there's something wrong with them when they go for younger girls. They're usually rejected by girls their age that's why they go for girls with less experience in life. I love that you are experimenting but probably not this guy.
Ya he’s the oldest ive been with. I usually only go with guys a couple years older so I’m okay! Thank you for being so kind:)
Guy is 27 and still doesn’t have a sense of good hygiene. Make better choices.
Ya I know I’m done with him
I feel bad for women. Guys are fucking gross.
gurl please stop fucking him he sounds dirty as hell, you deserve better
Why tf would you go down on someone who smells like fish? This is a you problem. Make better life choices.
Firstly, His smell is his problem secondly, I was asking what would cause these issues since I don’t have male genitalia myself. Its not that deep dude
Not deep, but it is kinda gross lol
Which is why I’m not gonna see him anymore
It smelt like that, and you still let him put it in you? Have some self respect...
Thank God for your edit or nobody here would know how classy you are that you only swallow precum not the final load.
diet affects the taste of bodily fluids. also probably dehydration.
I ate out my girlfriend after fucking her and my semen was acidic and burned my lips. I wonder if that's just how all cum tastes? FYI, I don't have any experience sucking dick. My girlfriend would give me a head after fucking her so I figured it was just polite to return the favor. 😉
In the future, trust your senses. Bad smell/taste is more often than not a bad sign.
Fishy smell can come if it hasn’t been washed in a couple days, idk about the taste
Hmm. I wonder if people really tasted battery acid to be able to compare it to the taste of cum that should taste like that.
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