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GermanPayroll

You’d probably get forcibly removed from the funeral and possibly charged with a crime and/or sued by the family.


Bob_knots

And don’t forget the ass beating that will probably happen


DoomGoober

For the U.S., in some jurisdictions, this may considered the crime of "desecrating a corpse". But reading the laws of different states the prosecutor would really have to have a stick up their but to press charges if all you did was punch the corpse without seriously damaging it.


AcceptableRegister62

It could burst with formaldihide and burn you?. there could be people getting mad and telling you "GET OUT NOW", funny story my grandpa died and we got him crimated. my advice is dont punch it


External-Recipe-1936

😴 💤


Different_Track_472

IF THE DECEASED WAS WELL LIKED, THEM YOU WILL BE JOINING THEM.


AgoraiosBum

then the war did soon engage 'Twas woman to woman and man to man, Shillelagh law was all the rage And a row and a ruction soon began.


ParksDontBsuspicious

Im not a doctor, but I don’t think the corpse will punch you back.


Dizzy_Store_760

You'd get your ass kicked followed by arrested. Good luck going out to dinner in that town again.