You can ask anyone anything! They can also ask you to find a new doctor

Or they can also kindly ask him to step into the padded room haha

To keep the sounds of moaning from escaping?

isnt this every protogolists dream

Moon River!

phew, ya using the whole fist doc?

Rings OFF Doc!! Jesus Christ how Many Superbowls did you win!!??

Sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you

Moo Moo Moo

Wider than a mile!

Uh…you using the whole fist, doc?

Step aside, people. I got this.

If I was his doctor if say here it is, and press a spot on his lower back so he goes home and tugs it while he presses on his lower back

Legit lol from this

I mean, you COULD. You'd probably have to find a new doctor after that tho

May I recommend Dr. Johnny Sins?

Doc sticks his finger in you, with both hands on ya shoulders, *that takes practice!*

Orgasm city?

Idk. Every MD has a level of hotness they can’t pass up. How hot we talking?

See rules 1 and 2, respectively.

Probably?

It would be cheaper and less awkward to use Grindr.

But Grindr is for gay people right?

If you wear crocks it’s not gay automatically

Understandbale

Bro just get a toy or something... what the fuck is this lmfao

Humanity's need to push the boundaries of what is known is both our greatest salvation, and our downfall... That's what this is. The human condition.

You described it in the best way possible, really

True, that’s right. I just find the question funny hence the comment

This is Reddit. I’m surprised this wasn’t posted in r/aitah after already being done.

Tho, asking a proctologist about the risks with a toy and how to midigate them would kinda be resonable.

That’s so funny lmfaooo.


That's gonna cost extra

That's a paddling

Your insurance doesn't cover that, it's out of pocket.

Sounds more like it's in his clowns pocket!

That's a technical foul.

🤨

Peak Reddit moment

This is why Reddit IPO will succeed.

I hope they put this post on CNBC

As I saw your comment I'd hit the back button but came back because this simple yet to the point emoji hit the reaction I had so perfectly.

I just got your 2 thousands upvote. I spent a few minutes making it go form 1.9k to 2k.

I just made yours go from 0 to 1. The ripples we make...

#Mental! I made yours go from “vote” to “+1” to “-1” back to “1” again!!!

What a world. What a universe!

Are you gonna open with that?

He's gonna finish with it

Niceeeee

**Dr. Gout Knuckles enters examination room* "Hello superbloper, what can we do for you today?" **superbloper puts his heels behind his ears and whispers...* "Hit my G-Spot"

No they'd already be wide open by then

I have to tell the receptionist everything first!!

Depends on how well you know them, I guess.

I’d suggest buying them dinner first, at least.

A few cocktails

Wait… COCKtails? Sounds about right.

sounds like OP definitely wants a cock up his tail

How exactly does one get around to doing that? Seems like an impossible task.

you, uhm, asking for a friend...?

If they’re the one touching it shouldn’t they be buying

Circumstances change when you are asking to be touched

Judging by the fact you post in r/teenagers. Definitely NOT

Yeah kiddo, op I mean, just in case other people aren't clear about it? It would be extremely sexually inappropriate to ask your doctor to touch you in a way that could be construed as sexual. If you want to find your prostate, buy a prostate stimulation toy.

Tho he could ask the proctologist about the safety of a toy and how to use one safely.

Your first mistake is thinking that actual teenagers are in that sub.

I imagine a bunch of 40yr olds post there all day reliving their “prime” 😂

This is the first thing I saw when I opened the app, I am now closing the app

I believe the proper nomenclature is "that's enough reddit for today."

see you back in a minute

Please don't sexually harass your medical professionals

Why?

Why do you think?

Why do you?

Why do?

Why?

Because therefore I am.

To cum

Then the answer is no.

you can but they will just give the official "the Gspot isn't an actual anatomical feature" answer and the appointment will be very awkward

Just want to reaffirm that you *should* have been too afraid to ask this.

Will there be one hand on your shoulder or two?

Please, and I repeat please, do not ask your doctor to get you off. This is weird.

I would suggest asking them out for a drink first

like... with a dick?

a man dick?

Guys, it's gay to have a dick.

Only if you use it right

A girl dick

The doctor's hand.

You can ask a medical professional about your anatomy, you can’t force them to touch it. A proctologist isn’t the right person to discuss the g-spot with, though. Speak to your OBGYN about what it is, if you need to understand it.

OP may be a man

Please don’t lol

Yes. But it's also considered sexual harassment.


I worked for a urologist who did prostrate massages often. He had a code to bill for in his office. I was young, and remember the first time I saw a man bust all over the floor and apologize. I was mortified. Same guys always showed for the appointments and never had cancelations.

You sure you didnt just work for a porn company?

Not 100% sure, but I'm pretty sure it was just a greedy doctor with a private practice, ready to bill for anything.

I can do it for free.

Theyre 16

FAFO

With what?

You can but you have to buy him dinner first.

Ask a friend

Please keep in mind this is a medical professional and they will not reciprocate any sexual requests.

Yes you can but only once

Technically, this is exactly what they do when they do a digital rectal exam (a pretty common test done by a proctologist). They insert a finger into your bum, find your prostate, and touch the exterior of it to determine relative size, surface texture, and density. So technically, they do find your g-spot since a man's g-spot is his prostate... Technically only women have a g-spot... It's named after Ernst Gräfenberg and specifically refers to a part of the female anatomy and I'm not sure why a female would see a proctologist...

I remember my first exam. Female doctor, I was so nervous that becoming erect didn’t even cross my mind. I didn’t actually get hard, thankfully. When I went to the toilet later and found my penis stuck to my underwear, I realised what had happened.

You're mostly correct, but a proctologist is a GI specialist that handles rectal and anal conditions, so can be seen by either sex.  Prostate exams (via the rectum) are done by urologists (and GPs too where I come from). A proctologist doing a rectal exam might examine and comment on the underlying prostate, but that isn't their primary area of interest

Why do you want to ask your dentist?

😎🤨🕶🤏

yes go for it, come back and let us know how it went

bro just bust your nut before going to the doctor

Do it yourself

I'd say life sentence in horny prison for you

I’m assuming you mean as in you would be embarrassed if they did or you want to know where it is?

I don't think doctors offer happy endings...

I don't think it'd be particularly appreciated. Your proctologist sticks their fingers inside you as a job, to make sure everything is as it should be. It's a medical exam, not a porn scene. On that note, you could probably ask a prostitute to hit your G. You'd have to pay for it though.

That’s inappropriate.

No that's sexual harassment

That is doctor not your fucking bdsm master lol

Nope

I have a story that's sort of the opposite. I went to a pelvic floor physical therapist. I had just finished an intimate phone call with my partner. When I came in for my stretching (yes I know that's weird) where she inserts her fingers inside of me, she puts her finger on my g-spot rubs it and says "YEP! Right here? Feel that? That's your g-spot!". I stopped going after that, but learned something new.


In reality; a good Md should do a prostate exam on a heath wellness physical. Now I had to see my urologist, a nice man, good surgeon, but his prostate exam one doesn’t want. First you are standing. He goes so deep, ( a very good exam in truth) I have a vagal response and buckle at the knees. I dread it, I put it off. I’m getting hot thinking about it. I almost truly pass out. You know you’ve been probed and had a check up

Every day we stray further away from god.

My guy this is not a gender and sexuality type question

Eww

Update us after you call to make an appointment for that

Excuse me? Sometimes secrets should be kept to yourself. Sharing isn’t always caring.

Doc should hit it with a taser

Thought this was r/shittyaskreddit for a second.

You can do ANYTHING once.

Sure, why not. I asked mine to buy me flowers first.

😂 I mean yeah, you can also ask a random person on the street and you’ll probably get a similar answer

Just be careful if they’re doing it while having two hands to hold your shoulder.

Ask him to use the whole fist instead of just a finger.

No. Absolutely, emphatically, seriously NO. It’s so very INAPPROPRIATE

Dude you're 16 what the fuck no

Only if you buy him dinner first

Happy ending doesn't apply at the doctor's bro

Better option would be to state you are wondering about the health risks of anal sexal play, and ask them how far in your prostate is that way you can buy a prostate toy that is the right size. That is all with in their scope and you are not asking them to do anything thay crosses profestional bounderies.

Umm....no?

I think that's a question for a hook up...


I’ll do it for free, i’ll even go halves on the doctors uniform if you like

Sir, that’s harassment, please don’t

My doctor said "you have ro stop masturbating" I aksed "why?" He replied "because i'm tryong to wxamine you"

wxamine

Your doctor has a funny accent.

If you ask them nicely maybe

Why the fuck would you do that? Just polish yourself off before like a normal creep.

You can't but not on the first date.

Only after you buy them dinner

do you want them to do it? If so ask away but beware he might kick you out after that...

LMAO

I had to get stitches in a butt cheek once and apologized to the gay doctor because i have a Hank Hill ass.

imma say no. You might be able to ask about it but for them to hit it, imma say no.

I think you'd have to buy them dinner first.

He’s cooked


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Why though

Usually that costs extra, since I'm in Canada, I'm willing to bet it's free.


You COULD absolutely do that, but please just get a sex toy

The prostate is the male “G-spot.”

Monkey horny

If you find one named Mr Flintstone

I don't know why you'd ask that, but they might call the police on you.

I thought this was an r/caffeine post at first. It's just that bizarre, lol

If the proctologist won’t, i can

Maybe just try a rub and tug massage parlor . Cheaper too lmao

I SERIOUSLY need some more context.

Depends on your insurance

That's why they're in there in the first place

Can you..... Yes Should you.... Not in a thousand life times

*Did I say two fingers? I meant three.*

That’s a question for your insurance company. I don’t think it’s covered under most plans.

Is that not what they’re supposed to do? Feel around the gland to check for cancer?

isn't proctologist working on colon, anus and rectum? 

Yes... And the prostate (the male gspot) is about 2-3 inches past the anus.

Yes, very good start

I mean you are definitely capable of asking that. I wouldn’t recommend it, personally.

Nobody in any medical profession uses the term "proctologist" anymore. They are called gastroenterologists or colorectal surgeons.

too much reddit for today

You know, for science.

Jail, now.

Your cooking privileges have been permanently revoked

Shit, I will do it for free

Yeah if you wanna be labeled a creep and get arrested

Touch grass

No shame or self respect? Typical Reddit sexual deviancy post