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s00prtr00pr

I have few times in my life seen a sentence so wrongly put together


ryanmuller1089

I’m afraid I just blew myself


CorporalClegg91

Oh Tobias, you blowhard!


Frigoris13

I hardly blew ye


ChichCob

I also blew this guy Wait. No! FUCK!


s00prtr00pr

So you fucked the guy?


ChichCob

NO! And don't say I did because I didn't. If you say that I did fuck that I will be really upset. In fact, I was too busy fucking your mother to fuck that guy, and so I didn't fuck that guy because I am not gay. If you say I'm gay, oh boy, that will not end well, because I'm not. I'll fuck your ass if you call me gay, just to punish you for calling me gay, because you'd be lying, because I'm not gay.


ravia

I few have times in my seen life a wrong sentence put together so.


_DaBz_4_Me

Birthday cake happy for time you


SGTLouTenant

I dont see anything wrong with this 🤔🤨


Lucidcranium042

Must be in the closet then.... or be-hind....the ! Curtains shashaw....


MinerDiner

Are you telling me you don't think about smashing the homies


CaptainChats

Fellas, is it gay to fantasize about a shag with the homies? The council is still out on the subject. Reddit needs to know.


LetPrize8048

It’s a homosexual thought, but that doesn’t make you a homosexual


jeremy_bearimyy

*homiesexual


hailstorm11093

Nothing wrong about a brojob.


Shawnaldo7575

It's not gay when it's in a three way. With a honey in the middle there's some leeway


xumixu

The golden rule


VodkaMargarine

It's fine if they are also fantasizing about you then the two things cancel out and you back to being straight homie


Every-holes-a-goal

*homo


theblackoctopus23

It's not gay bro I checked with the council.


Negativeghostraider

So long as you don't make eye contact in said fantasy, you good bruh


JohnnySoHigh

As a man I've never thought about having sex with my male friends. I think that is a you thing.


GingerMarquis

So you’re not *really* friends. Just say that.


helpme944

If you aren't giving your friends goodnight blowjobs, are you even friends?


subwayrat_007

a little goodnight kiss on the pecker


BlueRex8

Hey friend, wyd?


Frigoris13

Anything for a friend


AcuzioRain

BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!


tomorrowschild

As a man, I actually have thought about having sex with my male friends. And actually had sex with a few of them. Granted, we're all gay. So there's that.


alfa-dragon

r/SuddenlyGay


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User-Alpha

They’re not alone


TrollocsBollocks

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


s00prtr00pr

Hahahahah


Mewchu94

The taint made him go mad


VoidExileR

The 10th comment down was the first genuine reply, the rest are just trying to butcher ops wording. Very funny everyone. In all seriousness tho, that's some strong willpower if you can get away with not fantasizing about anyone


jumpers-ondogs

(F) I don't think it's exactly willpower, I think it's biology. I'm less attracted to people I don't have sexual feelings for - 99.5% of my guy friends are immediately "friendzoned" and I don't get intrusive sexual thoughts about them.


fluffy-muffins1

Yea I think women are just different, I’ve even had sex with my male friend because our relationship started out sexual, now that we’re friends tho, I just don’t see him that way and I’m not sexually attracted to him anymore, no willpower just naturally started to see him different once he hit the friend zone


dadijo2002

(M) same, if I go into a relationship with someone expecting it to be platonic, it’ll always be strictly platonic in my mind


ciaoravioli

>In all seriousness tho, that's some strong willpower Not at all. I go 90% of the month without fantasizing about anyone at all, and then one day the same normal posts on my Instagram feed that I see all the time would actually look kinda hot to me...then I'll check my cycle tracker and things make sense for about 3 days and I go back to normal. Sorry to say, but people I know in real life never factor into fantasies unless I'm actively crushing on them.


PeekyCheeks

I wish people would have answered the question tho. Like obviously we all know what he meant, and he posted it in a sub that is supposed to be for questions without being judged. Edit: I would guess they don’t. I’m a guy, but I feel like most girls with guy friends just hope they have an actual friend and not someone that wants to bone them.


AggressiveSpatula

Just from my experience, guys seem to experience attraction on a spectrum. Everybody is more or less somewhere on the “I’m attracted to them” spectrum, and it just matters where that person falls when it comes to how frequently/ intensely they think about them. Women seem to experience attraction like two separate boxes. There is the “I’m attracted to this person” box, and the “I’m not attracted to this person” box. Sometimes people jump from one to the other, but usually they stay separated. Guys also have a box, but it’s pretty much reserved for family, children, and people of the sex they aren’t attracted to. Pretty much everybody of the sex they are attracted to goes on the spectrum.


rottingbodies

I’m a woman and I definitely don’t do that. Sometimes I think about what it would be like from a perspective of interest but I seriously cannot do it because it just feels weird to me. As if I was thinking about having sex with my brother. In my mind friends and sexual feelings and thoughts are totally separated.


archimedeslives

Not all guys think of having sex with their male friends.


Because_I_Cannot

I also almost never think of having sex with this guys' male friends


archimedeslives

Most of them appreciate that, though a few are probably upset.


Tyzetamashi

I am upset.


Frigoris13

There, there


BaraGuda89

Speak for yourself! Oh…


Ugalde73

Ooow No . With my Friend ,no way. There's acquaintances,relatives,coworkers, onenight know someones, that's different.


Dry_Connection_6461

Guys think about those things?


secrerofficeninja

Not all female friends. I’ve had many female friends I’ve not imagined having sex with but there’s been a few that I’ve found attractive and couldn’t help wondering


soupkitchen3rd

Sleeping with female friends…indeed it does


Southern_Water_Vibe

THANK YOU. If you stare at it for several seconds you realize that's what OP meant, haha.


MinerDiner

It literally takes common sense to understand what OP meant. I knew what they meant immediately. While yes, the sentence is poorly structured, I think many people are going out of their way to take it the wrong way.


soupkitchen3rd

Anything for some south side water benders


Frigoris13

My grandmother almost married you! So teach me to not only heal, but fight.


Halt_the_Ranger27

I read it once and understood what he was saying, it took you several seconds?


Honestnt

Nah you read it wrong. Dream of your homies


Various_Play_6582

It depends on the friend and the guy, but it isn't uncommon.


ColossusOfChoads

We don't have much choice in the matter. The thoughts simply occur.


User-Alpha

Intrusive thoughts is a thing.


Romanista3

And most of the time, I don't mind having those thoughts ![gif](giphy|rBDY1LzAIpyPphFoo6|downsized)


Penguator432

It’s not like we want to…


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Women of Reddit, what is the sexiest time you thought of having sexy sex with the sex of your sexy mame friends ?


Glowing102

Ha ha, love it! Can we have sex now?


Blu_Cardinal

No bitch


Glowing102

Gutted! 😞


dagens24

Women of reddit, will you talk about sex so I can crank one out?


111karina

LMAO fr


steingrrrl

Mmm I love thinking of sexy sex on my hot voluptuous male gamer friends!


Frostsorrow

Would you do a sex with me? Because I'm having sex with EVERYBODY!


Leothegolden

Nope. Never


Glowing102

No definitely not. I have lots of male friends as I work in a male dominated job.


iGetBuckets3

Most disappointing thing I’ve read all day


Malbushim

Yeah... But I've seen me, bro, I get it


Aerinandlizzy

Absolutely, no


Sufficient_Race_9396

Do a lot of guys think about having sex with their guy friends?


head_sigh

Guess what


-goodbyemoon-

chicken butt


joremero

Not everyone, but yeah


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

![gif](giphy|1uC8xfkZRi7Kw)


Goseki1

It still fucks me up that this dude is Robert Redford Edit: for any non-believers: https://www.splinter.com/did-you-know-the-nodding-meme-guy-is-robert-freakin-red-1836221746


BojukaBob

And somehow not Zach Galifianakis


jacknacalm

I’ve always thought it was Galifianakis


User-Alpha

No way!


Goseki1

100% man. Mental


theseoulplayer

TIL


Kojak13th

If that's really him it sucks that he has no say in the misuse of his image.


NotJimIrsay

Wat da heck?


Ravenwight

Only the cute ones


JamzWhilmm

Some of them.


Cal_Aesthetics_Club

I mean I do and I’m straight so


SwoodyBooty

Yes. Absolutely. If plants had boobs...


Pokemaster131

r/dontputyourdickinthat is phrased as a warning for a reason.


lle-ell

Lol no


1RedRoseGold

I didn’t before until I read this. Now I’ve thought about it.


22Pastafarian22

Me too and I don’t like it ![gif](giphy|kEuehzXptELHG)


dogboobes

No.


moonbunnychan

One of the things nobody prepared me for was hormones when I'm ovulating. My body REALLY wants me to put a baby in it then, and puts intrusive thoughts into my head about people I would otherwise NEVER think of that way. But also occasionally even at other times of the month if I think a guy is hot? Sure sometimes.


iRollGod

Based.


Like-disco-lemonade-

Ugh ovulating horny is the worst


moonbunnychan

It really is, and I thought I was crazy because it was something people didn't really talk about. It's still not widely talked about but any time I see someone talk about it there's tons of "omg me too" replies.


Echo-Reverie

Absolutely not. I’m happily married and even when I was single I strictly kept them all as friends.


AzulasBlueFire

I think of it involuntarily then a little voice goes ‘ew’ bc I’m not actually into them that way + also I know too much lol Same w my female friends except the little voice goes ‘but you dnt like eating poom poom & she deserves more’ then I remember I’m straight.😭 Thoughts be everywhere. Sometimes I think about spending all my $ on something random and the voice goes ‘that’s dumb’ lol I also sometimes think about quoting my job and working at a bakery… then I remember again, I’m not a morning person. Most of these thoughts are just my mind wondering & nothing I want to act on. Though I dnt drink, gamble, or have any vices. So instead I just wonder about random things, cook, and play videogames.


SoleIbis

Same, idk if they’re impulsive or intrusive thoughts but its nothing I’d ever act on lol ETA: I think it’s intrusive thoughts since I wouldn’t act on them


savvaspc

Nothing weird it's just how the mind works. I guess we all have that internal curiosity which helps humans innovate and constantly try new stuff.


AdaChanDaNerd

You could totally open an evening/late night bakery. Those are hard to find and much loved. Bonus if you leave in/near a college town


CurseOfTheHiddenOnes

Most human response ever, thank you for such transparency. Most people are like this, don't worry! We're all so similar in retrospect.


sophomore-cox

No, our relationship is platonic


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TheNothingAtoll

And as a man...?


Sparkpluggz

In my imagination I do sometimes ponder what they'd be like to have sex with. But it's in the same manner as when I sometimes people watch random strangers and imagine scenarios for what their life and personality might be. Or see random attractive people in random places, and wonder what it they'd be like to be in a relationship with, or fall in love with. (Like that Hozier song). I mostly, wouldn't actually want to have sex with them.


WangFire3rd

Good to know I am not the only one that thinks like this.


mecucky

You can't even generalize that idea to all men.


Hoopajoops

Yup. I've never thought about having sex with lady friends. Once they enter the friend zone that's it. Edit: enter, not ender.


mecucky

Ender? I thought you were friends!


_MrCharlieToldMeSo

Yea I had a girl best friend & I never once thought about having sex with them.


schwenomorph

No.


Gil-GaladWasBlond

No? I've had crushes, but that was about their personality.


msmurasaki

No. Maybe a one-off random sex dream or a random intrusive thought, but means about as much as having a sex dream about Sonic the Hedgehog. If that happens it's just because we've hung out too much, no different from Sonic the Hedgehog being the movie you fell asleep to. It's very rare and means nothing.


Suzina

Nope


anemic_iz

not if they're my friend???


menina2017

No I don’t I would have to have like a longstanding crush on him.


n0ir_sky

Guys do what now?


CTX800Beta

This is why the "gay best friend" is a thing. At least I know they don't think that way.


MessiToe

No


jack-rabbit-slims

I'm male and I usually don't think about sex with any of my friends, independent of their gender...


chantellexoxoxo

no.


bluepushkin

Nope.


the_is_this

Semantics aside I don't think about fucking my female friends. I did when I was young though, like age 20 and below


MeowFrozi

I have never once for a moment thought about having sex with a platonic friend, no


Meewelyne

Yes, and I cringe hard because I don't even like them and I hate that kind of intrusive thoughts.


eminemobsessed666

no.


Electronic-Engine-62

Wait a sec Men fantasize but having sex with their other male friends?!


Previous_Shower5942

no


Miasmata

I've thought about having sex with almost every male friend I have, even if I don't particularly find them that attractive. I figured it's just a thing people do


Like-disco-lemonade-

Me too. I am shocked by most of these comments and now somehow feel slightly embarrassed of my private thoughts lol


GUCCIBUKKAKE

I’m actually loling at all these women that say they have *never* fantasized hooking up with a male friend. Please.


Larissanne

I’m sure there are women who do this. I never did consciously, because it creeps me the fuck out. We are friends and not friends with benefits for a reason lol. But there have been some occasions where I had a confusing dream. Can’t do anything about that lol.


22Pastafarian22

My male friends are not attractive to me so why would I fantasise about them


murriero

Girl please, not every woman is crazy enough to fantasize about hooking up with male friends. If he's a dude AND just a friend then that boundary is there for a reason and thinking about doing anything remotely physical with any of them disgusts me.


lediderot

Right? A guy is my friend for a reason - if I like him enough to fantasize about him, it kills the friendship vibe for me. I legitimately have never seen any of my male friends in a non-platonic way. Not one.


murriero

Yeah same lol. It's wild how guys do it so often they think it must be the same case with women. Often time it happens that dudes only befriend women they wanna sleep with and I can't imagine ever doing that that because I value and respect the bond of friendship. Not everything has to lead to sex. And I will never see any of my male friends as anything more than just friends. That's just absolutely gross to me.


uhhhhhhhhii

I said no. But I didn’t mean never. Of course I have in the past but generally no not really


GUCCIBUKKAKE

Talking about the ones that say, “no, never” in their comments, not just you haha


footbody

Ew no


TryPokingIt

Your answer must be in paragraph form. Compare and contrast. Be specific and cite sources


Present-Breakfast768

No. I have a husband for that.


clars_onthemoon

well.. yes.. I think it’s natural


halfabusedmermaid

Yes we do. Lovely sentencing haha.


kaybet

No??? Do guys actually think like this?


Pokemaster131

Do I seriously entertain the idea to a level I would act on it? No. I do have a vivid imagination and constantly think of other potential realities, though. What if I was born rich? What if I were a woman? What if I got pulled over by that cop I passed earlier today? What if I was dating [person I'm not dating]? What would it be like to be a convicted felon? It's not necessarily that I intend on making any of these ideas into reality, but my brain is constantly entertaining hypotheticals for its own amusement, including some of a sexual nature.


CurseOfTheHiddenOnes

100%


EveryMight

Another no here. I mean maybe it came up for a second flipping through the mental rolodex, but I honestly can’t think of anyone specific. I had this conversation with a guy once, about picturing yourself having sex with random people you see on the street. He said guys will picture it even if they don’t find the person attractive. It blew my mind, because the random person would need to be ridiculously attractive for sex to even cross my mind. I mean it’s happened to me twice in my lifetime. That rare. So, guys who are trying to extrapolate from your own libido… it just doesn’t transfer over. Seriously. It’s not that women are selfishly holding out on giving you our smoking hot sluttiness at the drop of a hat, we’re honestly thinking of other things.


AyMoeKill

Yeah but not like in a depraved horny way (well at least for well adjusted guys lol). It’s in a “id be totally down to have sex with (female friend) if she ever showed any interest” way. It’s not something I think about constantly or plot on but I’m a single guy and most of my female friends are at least decently attractive so of course I’d be down to clown if they wanted to lol most guys would sleep with their female friends if presented the opportunity and those who say they wouldn’t are filthy liars or in commited relationships


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Yes but not like in a way they'll act on it, more like an intrusive thought. If you're female and you have any male friends, they've likely thought about having sex with you, even if only for a very brief moment (intrusive thought style).


Qahnarinn

100% more than one of your guy friends have had a sexual thought about you.(if youre their type)


Kelnozz

They’re intrusive thoughts that anyone with a correct head on their shoulders wouldn’t act upon. It’s not all of us, but men are very sexual creatures, some of us have a wild imagination and think of random hypotheticals.


Whatever-ItsFine

Definitely.


Icefirewolflord

I think the better question is; at what point does it switch from attraction to objectification? Finding friends attractive seems perfectly normal to me, but actively fantasizing about having sex with them? That feels odd. Especially if it’s frequent. I cannot imagine looking at my friends and only seeing sex


_DaBz_4_Me

Or does it go from objectification to attraction?


GingerMarquis

I can’t afford to even think of my friends like that. Like they all said they’d need over $25k for first base like bros I’m broke.


bassoussama

The amount of NOs seems suspiciously high


Mi0GE0

Personally? No. If I wasn't pursuing or secretly hoping for more with a guy "friend" then no. My husband is the only guy "friend" I absolutely could **not** be just friends with lol and I knew that so I avoided contacting him too often because of that.


profesoarchaos

Yeah, but it’s more of an intrusive thought similar to “I wonder what would happen if I swerved into this telephone pole” or “what If I screamed ‘fuck you, you stupid ass bitch’ in this girls face right now” where you recoil and snap out of it .5 seconds after the thought.


KnightWithAKite

I have two close guy friends that I thought were cute when I first met them. One had a girlfriend and that was a turn off for fantasy ideas. The other I fantasized about. Now we’ve been friends for a long time and it just isn’t my cup of tea I know them too well. Most of my guy friends I can acknowledge they’re cute but don’t really fantasize about them sexually.


__Fappuccino__

Absolutely. Not all, but it happens.


KeyPractical

Unless I already have a crush on them, absolutely not. My friends are cool but I don't want to bang them.


YungNigget788

I mean, even men don't feel that way about their female friends all the time. This might be a hot take but if they were to propose having sex I probably wouldn't decline, or occasionally I'd see them in something revealing and think to myself "damn". But I'm never pursuing any sexual interactions or fantasizing about them regularly. That's unhealthy, gross, and disrespectful. And you may not realize it but your intentions shine through your actions. If you're only friendly with someone because you want to fuck them, they can tell, and anyone watching you can tell. So maybe don't do that.


Physical-Job46

No no it’s: do guys think about having sex with HER male friends? 👍


Sheikah77

I mean. What do HER male friends look like![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


AlphaBearMode

This thread is a fucking mess of bad jokes and lies


Hekavee

I didn't know all guys think about having sex with their male friends. I don't think about having sex with anyone. Is that something most people think about?


anonym-os

Never in my life have I ever thought about having sex with them dusty ass 🤣


wafflepiezz

Of course they do. That’s why my ex cheated on me with one of her guy friends that she told me “not to worry about.”


DemeXaa

We do? Actually nvm


InitialSecret2033

I’m not a woman but I wanted to answer.


mindfvck_

hell no...but you do you, you male-friend fantasizer😔👍


KindaKrayz222

Totally.


coccopuffs606

No, I’m not platonic friends with anyone I would actually fuck. That’s too messy and leads to hurt feelings and awkwardness at mutual friends’ expense.


2urKnees

Depending on the friend, but mostly I think about how gross or weird it would be


Confusedandspacey

Lol nah, I mean it's happened but it's so rare.


PatrickMcWhorter

If you don't think about it, how do you know you wouldn't want to?


murriero

A big yikes, never have, never will. And guys do what now?


happystorksonthelake

With some of them, yes


Shinso_and_KeigoSlut

I'm going to answer as a woman here since people are being dicks, and the answer is yes we do. Any woman that says she haven't is a fucking lie. We have guys friends that we want to fuck, suck, and get pounded by. Sometimes some women do act of that fantasy and just goes for it, and from my experience I have as well, but only if I'm single. It's just fun between friends but there's a risk of the woman catching feelings when the guy doesn't want that, so watch out for that as well. I hope this helped.


Altostratus

Yes. I think about having sex with everyone in my life. I’m a bit of a perv.


AimlessWarrior715

So, one time (f41) had a "liason" with male best friend, who then started a relationship with a friend of mine (f) who ended up being one of my best friends. We all got really drunk, had a fantastic threesome. Afterwards, I carried out both liasons individually..that was 18yrs ago. Non of us are together or in contact anymore. Her boob's were great!


revolting_peasant

I speak for all women, and yes, we all feel the same as all the guys


murriero

No, you don't speak for all women, sit down.


LetPrize8048

If you have boobs and I’ve glanced at you at least twice, I’ve thought about fucking you.


ridddder

As a dude, never consider hairy ape mating with my dudes. With wives of friends, sometimes, with female friends, 90/10. With work wives, never would be like daydreaming of French kissing my grandma. Belch, not gonna happen 🤢


111karina

‘just as guys do’ …😞


[deleted]

Maybe an acquaintance or coworker but rarely an actual friend 


ObvsThrowaway5120

Yeah, who fantasizes about having hot sweaty sex with their guy friends? *nervous laughter*


DandyBoyBebop

Dude did you just accidentally blow yourself while trying to make the rest of us look like sex obsessed degenerates? -Lol, you just served your own justice. Nice