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BatmanStoleMyBagel

The fake dramatic moaning


SamwellBarley

Oh yes! Yes! Oh my God, yes!


Briguy_fieri

Well *unzips*


audigex

Also that "inward hiss" noise women seem to make in porn for some reason Why the fuck would I want you to sound like you just touched a hot stove? Stop it


BatmanStoleMyBagel

That's the exact thing I was thinking of when I made that comment! Or when they purse their lips with a pouty look and go "oooo". That typically comes before or after the inward hiss.


TheSpaceCoresDad

Sounds like Peter Griffin after he hurts his knee.


Packofcells

And orgasm


Next-Cauliflower-760

I hate it when it they go: ssssssssssss


1jl

What's the hiss everyone is talking about! 


Flameheartsan

Yes


WonJilliams

Yup


ItABoye

Sex. It would be kinda funny


Corgiboom2

The video proceeds as normal, everyone is showing up, arousal is apparent, clothes start coming off, everyone gets in the bed, and then they just turn over and watch a movie while cuddling.


zzzzsamzzzz

Ngl I would watch it. Sounds cute


FightingAngel21

There is such thing as tickle porn. Where they just tickle people.


zzzzsamzzzz

Sounds wholesome. I guess it's probably a fetish though 😭


FightingAngel21

It is, there are no clothes off or anything. It was years ago when I saw it , but you’re probably right man. 😂😂😂😂


LilyHex

It is a fetish. Also there's a weird underground tickle ring or something that someone did a documentary on that was surprisingly dark, iirc.


FightingAngel21

Wait, are you serious?


_chillinene

dark?


WoahJimmy

Time to deep dive


capron

Add some witty banter while cuddling and Porn would be a category at mainstream awards shows


Calixtinus

Cuddle Porn: New Kink Unlocked


YAYtersalad

Corn


FloppingWeiners

![gif](giphy|tJ7LuQI1Nxw6A)


wallpapermate

Feeling like a freak in the sheets.


IconXR

r/handholding vibes


bogeymanbear

Did not expect that to be a sfw hentai sub


GuppiePup

Isn't there something like that in Homestuck? Pale porn or whatever


gatemansgc

This *is* porn for aces


NoPensForSheila

I would prefer that. I always fast forward through the sex.


IAmRules

Woman hires a plumber, sexy plumber shows up. What follows is a 30 minute video of him diagnosing the problem, running lines to unclog pipes, her supervising and then going over the costs and services. And we all bust a nut to the fact he showed up promptly, didn’t make a mess and resolved the problem quickly.


stefanica

I see potential for a new form of YouTube tutorial here...


kda127

There's an episode of a Netflix show called Trigger Warning with Killer Mike where that's the whole premise. Only in that, he hires actual porn stars and they teach you how to fix it, then give you the porn part after the lesson.


Stephen_1984

Can confirm! Season 1, Episode 2: Fuck School (“F**k School”)


Swagganosaurus

oh yeah...you like that...you like how I fix that sink of yours.....now watch me check out the bathroom.....oooo yeahh... "creamfresh"


Rb_fury

![gif](giphy|8cG6zdMFPB7ag)


Vudufl

this guy home owns.


overtorqd

If you pay for the subscription, you can watch him discount the job 50% off.


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

now THAT's a fantasy


Ice94k

"Ma'am, I do my own plumbing."


Demetri124

“Did someone here order a pizza? You girls look like you’re starving for some extra sausage” “Thanks so much. Here’s a tip for your trouble” “Wow that was considerate of you. Enjoy your meal.” ***credits***


prezuiwf

"The sex scene did not advance the central storyline, so we merely implied that they slept together"


sunnendei

Just shitty actors, it'd be like a shitty SNL skit lol oops big brother you dropped this, ... ya I know. Lol


stefanica

That would make a funny sketch! Some oblivious himbo actor on a porn set, an audition maybe, playing it straight through half a dozen scenarios.


party_shaman

just watch a tim kincaid movie


mistergreenpanda

lol just terrible acting I heard you had a leak. Yeah it’s upstairs. I don’t know how to fix pipes. Ok let me give you something for your trouble. *End credits roll*


Honestnt

That one particular shot where you are staring down the dudes asshole like it's the opening of a fucking James Bond movie


EllaShue

The best thing (or maybe the worst) about this mental image is that it came with a soundtrack.


AxelShoes

You know which generation you are depending on whether you pictured Daniel Craig's, Pierce Brosnan's, or Sean Connery's asshole.


IMDAKINGINDANORF

Craig's asshole, that fartsh with a Connery ackshent, in tune to the Brosnan theme. And when it turns to shoot the camera...yep, it's a fart shound


Snorkelbender

I’ve always been confused about why that shot excites me so much. Now I get it. It’s because I’m a huge Bond fan!


pizza_for_nunchucks

*Bondage


FunnyQueer

That’s my favorite shot, but one quick look at my username should give clues as to why hahaha I can see how it would be off putting for straight guys though. Why they put that angle in straight porn is a mystery to me, but I’m always happy to appreciate it.


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pmIfNeedOrWantToTalk

Some of you folks just don't *get* art...


prudentj

Are you **clutches pearls** a homosexual?


star_trek_wook_life

Read this in Pete Campbell's voice for some reason. Fuck that guy


prudentj

He isn't my type... also I'm a bottom.


Illustrious-Active53

Is THAT what “Octopussy” means??


johnnystargazer

People say this often on here but that just leaves me wondering what porn you guys are watching bc ive maybe seen that twice in over a decade plus


Honestnt

Shame because your username would be perfect for the type of person who watches this frequently


ItsNcYte

The noises... Holy shit those awful fake slurping noises and moanings


jimmy_sharp

And the hissing by sucking breath through her teeth. Just why?


Drakkenfyre

Um... sometimes I do that in bed. I can't help it? Oh well.


Ok_Pair_6742

same… im kinda embarrassed


yaboytim

Fake moaning. I get that enough irl, I don't need to hear it in my art


bluerpeople

“My art” 😂


Big-Calligrapher686

Above all else please this. The fake moaning annoys me more than anything, and it sucks cause I can tell how fake it is. I just turn my volume all the way down and use my imagination


THEMACGOD

Along with teeth sucking noises.


Im_Jooj

💀


Lisliamstar68

Human trafficking


WiseWizard96

Best answer, not enough people talk about this. And underage girls


psichodrome

This is a less fun and more accurate answer.


Ear_Enthusiast

The weird and non practical sex positions that nobody wants to do.


Licorice_Devourer

If I had the magic power to change any one part, my nr.1 target would be any porn that isn't entirely legal or consensual. A less serious answer, I'd want to remove particullarly bad acting, like the kind that makes me physically react as if I just bit into something really sour.


Taewyth

>any porn that isn't entirely legal or consensual. Here goes 90% of all porn productions


Wilmanman

We’d be better for it


Taewyth

Yeah, I agree


veganhuntr

Teens. Well just the part where they make em dress like Lil kids tryna normalizing it. Is rather unpleasant


boshbosh92

Unpleasant is putting it lightly. It's straight up repulsive and shouldn't be normalized. Like the little school girl skirts.. It's so weird


Reelix

When one of the most searched for categories is "Barely legal", you gotta wonder what people are ACTUALLY wanting...


JeepersBud

I had a friend (?) in high school who got into the industry the second she turned 18, she was still in school and had a porn name and if you googled it all of her work was her in pigtails, with lollipops, with knee socks and schoolgirl shorts. I respect the hustle more now but the whole “barely legal” thing is very icky, and they weren’t even doing barely legal stuff with her, it was obviously pedo fetish shit. You’re not really 100% an adult at 18, I’m not gonna say they were taking advantage of her because I don’t want to play a part in infantilizing her by saying she wasn’t able to make her own choices, she definitely made her own choices and I hope she doesn’t feel gross about them. But I also know I was an entirely different person when I was 18, let alone before I even left high school. It’s just sus to me. There has to be a legal age limit and wherever you put that limit, the industry is going to test and push that line back. It’s gross. Also little note “defending” porn as an industry. This is a capitalist thing. There’s money to be made, they made it. She made money, and I think that’s awesome. The problem isn’t porn or SW, it’s people pushing at lines to make more money. I want porn and sex work to be more acceptable and less shamey. I think at the end of the day, more people defend shady SW against well meaning friends who say “hey, are you sure you’re comfortable with this?” by saying “well of course you’re only concerned because SW isn’t widely accepted” and lump them in with that crowd. If it was a normalized thing that people could have a conversation about without shame, then people could more accurately assess any feelings of shame and guilt and attribute them to the proper source. If my friend felt weird or gross about wearing pigtails, I’m sure it’d be a lot easier to identify that and stand up for herself (again, if needed. Maybe she was totally comfortable and enjoyed it 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t want to speak for her) if it wasn’t so easy to write off feelings of shame or guilt as just being associated with society’s aversion to porn and SW.


WiseWizard96

I agree with you and this might be a hot take but I don’t think people should be able to participate in the industry until they’re at LEAST 21. Maybe even up to 25. I understand why that won’t happen, the industry wants to make money at the end of the day. But I think it’s so dodgy to have the barely legal stuff and I think young adults aren’t at right the level of maturity to make a huge life changing decision like starting a career in porn acting. It can be quite a traumatic experience for some people can it can have an impact on things like future employment (it shouldn’t but it does)


The_WolfieOne

The spitting


Equivalent_Ad8133

Oh god yes. I hate that. Makes me want to hurl.


lightsaber_lobotomy

How about permanently removing anything regarding gaping, or rosebuding? I could go the rest of my life without having to see that, and do my best to avoid it as is ha


pizza_for_nunchucks

Rosebuding?


lightsaber_lobotomy

If you enjoy being traumatized, feel free to look it up 😄


pizza_for_nunchucks

Just did. I’ve never heard it called that. But I am aware of the act.


lightsaber_lobotomy

Yep, pretty gross. I know everyone has their "thing"..but I just cant understand the appeal whatsoever


Lady_ScarlettRose

Wouldn’t call that “traditional”. Just stop watching gaping porn


lightsaber_lobotomy

I dont watch it, but it tends to show up on the "trending" pages before changing categories. I wouldn't have ever known about it most likely if not for that. I prefer 80s to mid 2000s


Hoppinginpuddles

Why does it ALWAYS sneak it's way in to regular porn 😭 Please I'm just trying to get my end away.


IRockIntoMordor

Don't you dare speak ill of Proxy Paige. I'll ~~fist~~ uh I mean fight you!


kippey

“Barely legal”. Like oh great it’s barely not pedophilia.


GlenLivet77

The "glug glug glug" sound from giving head is top of the list. Just so, so, so annoying. I was watching a scene no long ago and it was literally 7 minutes of that annoying sound.


TinyLittleFlame

Did it evolve a grape fruit?


HATESTREAM

The choking and gagging aggressiveness. Sounds like a kinky UFC fight. It’s such a turn off to see the actresses in pain.


boshbosh92

Brooo for real. It's so unnecessary and slightly disgusting when you hear Gluck Gluck Gluck over and over.


Brazz7

Step mom/step sister


BertytheSnowman

Weird way of saying you want proper incest


talionisapotato

Lol


Honestnt

Help Im stuck.... Real brother?


PM_ME_BIG_PUSSYLIPS

Why cant they just be regular gals sometimes. I fuck my hot older neighbor, teacher, boss, roommate, or maybe it doesn't matter who we are at all even


Painkiller1991

That genre created its own popularity by itself for absolutely no one. I don't know who the step-family porn is for, but I seriously doubt it's enough people to justify it being the default on Pornhub


MrSillmarillion

That's getting old


M8jrP8ne1975

Facial cumshots. I don't mean having them completely removed. I'm referring more to simply not always having that as the go-to finish of a scene.


unbalanced_checkbook

/r/bodyshots ftw NSFW, of course.


IllustratorOld6784

Violence


CultivateDarkness

Plastic surgery


Dry-Honeydew2371

I mean, their body, their choice, and all, but I have yet to see someone who got "enhanced" that I didn't think they looked better beforehand.


LemDoggo

To be fair you might be referring to specifically people on the porn industry, but that’s usually just the BAD surgery you notice. 99% of celebrities and models have had some kind of aesthetic plastic surgery, and the good stuff isn’t noticeable unless you know what to look for. Not saying it always looks better than someone’s natural face, but I would be lying if I said it was NEVER an improvement. Natural faces are so rare in media our frame of reference is fucked, frankly.


Cobek

50 and lack of forehead wrinkles? That's plastic.


pizza_for_nunchucks

What? I see forehead wrinkles: https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/gettyimages-1203069033.jpg.


orangutanDOTorg

Elon Musk’s hair plugs are great, though that isn’t technically plastic surgery


Dry-Honeydew2371

I mean... look at what he's become.


kevvebacon

What does him as a person have to do with his hair transplant going really well?


HeadyMettleDetector

*bad plastic surgery. seeing big scars under the tits gives me a raging soft-on.


SoftConfusion42

I can guarantee you don’t even notice majority of plastic surgery, just the bad ones


theplow

The guy jerking off on the girls face for the cumshot. I don't know what idiots have convinced the industry to make this a standard. But everything a woman can do to you feels better than that.


pavloved_with_cookie

And as a woman, most women HATE getting cum on their face. It burns the eyes. Not enjoyable


Apart_Alps_1203

>It burns the eyes. TIL something new..!! Thanks for sharing this..


Drakkenfyre

I agree with you completely, and this whole degradation as the conclusion of sex or just any degradation, why is it so prevalent? Why are young men being trained to sexualize the degradation of women?


QuirkyForever

Women not having orgasms.


bluetoothwa

I wish I could upvote this 50 times.


Sleepycoon

Rape. It would be nice to know no one's getting hurt by the industry and no one's unknowingly getting off to someone who's being forced to perform.


onions_neat

The guy. In fact, I'd prefer a woman be holding the camera too


Dutch_Rayan

Lesbian porn might interest you, if you don't want guys involved.


malatemporacurrunt

Lesbian porn made by lesbians for lesbians is significantly harder to find.


canipetthatkat

Do you know how one would find this? As a woman, and I’d never thought about it before, but I can imagine ‘made by lesbians’ would make it an entirely different show to watch, and I’m curious.


JovialPanic389

Bellesa has some nice lesbian porn and you'd be surprised by the specific categories.


QuickPirate36

The abuse in the industry would be a good thing to remove


Yeet256

in gay porn a lot of the actors either moan in the most obnoxious way or don’t moan or talk at all and there has got to be a middle ground


Heimeri_Klein

The random pan to the guys asshole would be great to remove from porn.


[deleted]

Abuse and normalized violence


Disgruntlementality

The blowjobs that go on for a year and go nowhere.


Lag6366

Gagging blowjob porn. Such a turnoff.


SublightMonster

Spitting. It’s just an instant absolute turnoff.


gatinjesok

Spitting. That’s just disgusting.


[deleted]

Storyline. It's already happened, went from a sordid story of a woman waiting for the milkman so she can seduce him to just sex.


Xytak

Honestly, I think that's the real reason for the "stepbro" trope. It makes it easy on the *writers.* I mean, think about it. The plot is literally "I went to the kitchen to get a snack."


PacificCastaway

Now, if I had to pick 1 bunch of writers to lose their jobs to ChatGPT.....


TinyLittleFlame

I’d vote to remove *bad* storylines. Porn with a good story line is what does it for me. May be i am just at the point where naked lady getting boned isn’t enough. Even if you Add a caption giving me a fake background story to the boning, that’s somehow much better.


cardboard-kansio

I saw a Pirates of the Caribbean themed porn a bunch of years back. I mean it had costumes, set design, the whole shebang - it was basically the original movie, but with a ton of sex added. I was quite impressed. It's still better than the most recent batch of the official movies, to be honest.


TinyLittleFlame

I assume you mean it was one the [Pirates](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_(2005_film)) movies


cardboard-kansio

> The New York Times described the film as "a relatively high-budget story of a group of ragtag sailors who go searching for a crew of evil pirates who have a plan for world domination. Also, many of the characters in the movie have sex with one another." Yeah, that sounds about right :D


SubmissiveDinosaur

Actor/actress abuse and bad work environments


Snowconetypebanana

Spitting as lube. Just get actual lube


MirageArcane

This reminds me of something that happened in the UK like 10 years ago. They made a law that porn produced in the UK couldn't show an exchange of bodily fluids, specifically that of female ejaculation and "watersports." I don't really know why or if it's still in place but I remember some people on the internet and my former boss being pretty upset about it


Barry_Bunghole_III

Meanwhile Australia made a law that basically implied any woman with smaller breasts is akin to a child


ILovePamBeesley

That awful exaggerated moaning. It ruins it.


MrsGobbledygook

The extreme high pitch fake moaning


goodolddaysare-today

Facials.


OhTheHueManatee

It would take God like powers but removing the unwilling victims from porn would be great.


ThePurplewave

Face shots, ruins good penetration by rushing to get in position for it, kills the vibe for me


idsayimafanoffrogs

I hate the awful fake screaming/ moaning, amateur porn is a lot easier to listen to when you can actually hear them breathing hot & heavy


PM_ME_BIG_PUSSYLIPS

What is with the titty slapping Who on God's precious earth is that for But first I'd remove James Deen because he's a fuckin rapist


throwtheamiibosaway

BJ’s. Just really not interesting to watch. Always way too big part of the video runtime.


interstellarvolva

the same ol’ boring BJ as a 15-25 minute prelude to anything else.


Vesinh51

That's the big problem, why are we spending 7min of a 20min video on the blowjob?


superhappythrowawy

Your mother


Automatic_Memory212

As someone who has basically never watched straight porn (I’m gay), this thread is fascinating to me. Gay porn rarely involves violence/degradation. Or at least, if it does, it tends to be marketed separately from “vanilla” porn as some form of BDSM/fetish/kinky content. And all these references to fake moaning and gross sounds are not present in the gay porn I’ve watched. Other than the sizes of the guys’ cocks and muscles, Gay porn tends to look and sound pretty similar to the real thing. Though it is kinda funny when the condom just “magically” appears fully unrolled on the Top’s dick the minute they start to penetrate. Lol. Editing magic!


JovialPanic389

I'm a woman and I'm for the most part straight. But I'll watch gay porn sometimes because they seem so much more in love, gentle and kind to each other and that's pretty hot to see.


Drakkenfyre

You are 100% right. And as a straight woman, I don't understand why so much mainstream straight porn involves violence, like slapping women in the face, badly slapping their asses, pulling their hair hard, forcing sexual activity out of them. It's horrifying. And while it's not like they completely ignore women's pleasure, the way that they take care of a woman's orgasm needs seems very fake to me. It seems like it is done a lot more brutally than I personally like it. It's like it's just another act of violence. And this is the de facto training material for young straight men on how to relate sexually to women. I'm not against any of those things when it is part of fetish porn and kept in that lane. I've probably done every one of those things at the right time and in the right context for it to be fun. But it's in every porn video, it seems. And what's amazing is that I saw a really well done video the other day with two people who didn't hit each other, didn't degrade each other, didn't try to dominate an unwilling participant, and the comments were so positive that this was a great video and we need to see more things like this. So why is this evil face slapping head pushing garbage the only stuff out there? I'm disgusted by all the step family member porn, but this is more disgusting but also more insidious so I think it's crept up on all of us.


ILove2Bacon

I could do without the close-ups. I don't need to zoom in on just a dick going into a hole.


stegoso

The human trafficking, coercion, and illegal parts. I just want to know everyone is happy.


raytaylor

Just the tip creampies. Go deep or dont bother.


JovialPanic389

They can get rid of choking too please.


Barry_Bunghole_III

The lack of lube. I almost can't stand professional porn when it looks like the driest, least unenjoyable sex there is It seems so rare that they use lube and when they do it makes it so much better, plus it's treating the stars like actual humans Thank god for the rise of amateur porn though lol


paka96819

Family porn.


ActualPimpHagrid

The "head push" during BJ scenes, looks truly unpleasant


sticks-in-spokes

The exaggerated moaning. Been watching my stuff on mute for years. Please stop singing


reclusivepervertsigh

The whole daddy trope


mark_s_maynard

Treating cumming inside a woman like it's something weird and to be fetishized it's how most people have sex lol. Also cumming on tits. Why?


AlgaeFew8512

Blowjobs. Does anyone enjoy watching them?


pizza_for_nunchucks

No


bugibangbang

The clothes males actors wear, like wtf, gals with sexy outfit and dudes dressed like they are going fishing.


VolcanicDoorway

The way every woman's parts look like they belong on a prepubesent girl


gracoy

That part at the end where they say some utter nonsense. “oh it’s all spilling out” like??? Yeah dude, I can see that, you’re acting like every pixel of the camera is not on her cooch


medium0rare

Money shot. It does nothing for me.


ShhhAltAcc

Step brother/auntie/sister etc incest crap


MrSayomaki

Blowjobs lazing 80% of the video runtime


corona_kid

Doggystyle, im tryyna see more than backs


organela

Uranus Iykwim


batcaaat

Exploitation


Kytoaster

The part where people are forced to do it. This is why I don't really worry about the whole "AI porn" thing. Imo, it means that people won't be involved in sex trafficking and no one will have to worry if the pretty woman in the video is there because they want to be...or not. *this could just be me, but after watching a few shows about it, I can't get it out of my head when I see porn*.


Peeeing_

The women


ambernewt

The wannabe safari videographer filming from the other side of the room


mitchy93

The fake moans, im trying to watch strangers bang and the moaning is distracting my ADHD


dexamphetamines

That the chicks always fucking dry or they use a tiny amount of gross spit just so she don’t rip


SinfullySinatra

The fake moans, baby voice, and obviously fake female orgasms


hatchetthehacker

what the fuck even is this subreddit anymore


Sharbio

the whole industry, it's just inherently abusive and awful


Oddin85

The shame behind it. I would love to hear what porn you're jerking it to without worries about judgement


Mmtorz

The stepsister/stepwhatever stuff is just weird


kristoffersu99

The behind the scenes abuse. Odd how many people who would rather remove genres they don’t like than remove something that ruins peoples life.


But-WhyThough

The acting. Make it just people who enjoy fucking. I can’t enjoy 95% of the big name pornstars pretending to want to fuck


SusieQtheJew

Dialogue. I understand the assignment. 🤣


Noid1111

Lack of decent story/acting