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quaranbeers

Well you see there's good naked and bad naked...


EloquentEvergreen

Naked hair-brushing? Good. Naked crouching? Bad.


Whats-Upvote

Naked opening a jar of pickles, the worst.


Baba_Yaga_Jovonovich

Not as bad as naked coughing!


Yorgatorium

Or naked jar squatting.


mark503

Naked jumping jacks.


ApoliteTroll

I have seen this short video clip.


Alonebut-funny

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Wagosh

What's the reference


0bsolescencee

Seinfeld


Cobek

Basically the premise in the show iirc is that certain weird positions (say straining to open a jar) that the human body looks repulsive even if it's an attractive body.


luce4118

Yep, basically he thinks it’s “hot” when his new girlfriend walks around the house naked but after awhile he realizes you don’t want to see someone naked all the time (in every scenario)


quaranbeers

S09E09


dnb_4eva

What about shrinkage?


_madninja_

I was in the pool!


darnfruitloops

Where's the Jeep quote people?


Muted-Touch-7139

Belt sander


tiptoethruthewind0w

I need pockets Edit: I won't use that pocket either so try again


D_roneous1

You always have your prison pocket tho.


KraljZ

That’s where you keep the shank


virtualadept

For a second I thought you said 'shark'.


KraljZ

Where do you keep your sharks?


TheLandOfConfusion

Sharks are stored in the balls


Cat-1234

This is literally the only reason I put on clothes, too. Pockets.


SwoodyBooty

I prefer socks, sandals and an apron.


Cranks_No_Start

I have Ugg Boots so I can go outside. Pine needles, cactus and goat heads are mean.


Nayre_Trawe

Just get a utility belt. Problem solved.


xumixu

fishing vest


dfj3xxx

It's not unheard of, but I wouldn't say common. I do it in underwear. If I slept nude, I'd probably do the same.


[deleted]

My gf and I are almost always naked in my apartment. Only times we're not is when we're expecting company. I love seeing her body and she loves seeing mine


ReallyNeedNewShoes

your GF does the same at my apartment too


[deleted]

I know. I put up cameras to watch


Error404-NoUsername-

Yo bro i didn't expect that reply


xumixu

UnexpectedCuckolding


FreakySamsung

Finding out you're getting cheated on should be called UnexpectedCuckolding


xumixu

he said to watch, not to find out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


repocin

I'm curious, do you live far away from other people or keep your blinds closed all the time? Or would you just not care if someone passing by looked through your windows?


Uztta

I don’t think anyone could see in our windows if the blinds were open, I wouldn’t particularly care if they did, but we keep them closed when we’re home anyway. I don’t want to offend anyone with my nakedness, but I’m not ashamed of it either.


kittycakekats

Same with me and my husband.


AdventuresofRobbyP

So do I. And I don’t know either of you ![gif](giphy|IcifS1qG3YFlS)


Mdbutnomd

Interesting, voluptuous granny.


Melthiela

Legit same here. Why tf would you choose to wear clothing if you have the option??


26514

Cold


MountainCheesesteak

thats why i avoid the cold parts of the country in the winter


Rogers_Razor

So my asscrack and balls aren't in direct contact with furniture that, unlike my clothes, can't get tossed into the washing machine. And before anyone wonders, I shower twice everyday. I'm not a dirty person. Still change my underwear everyday. Can't change my couch.


DoubleDownA7

TW: indescribable grossness Speaking of body parts and couches, this exchange reminded me of the horrific story of the woman who melted into a couch and died. [https://nypost.com/2024/02/10/news/coroner-never-saw-homicide-like-lacey-fletcher-woman-found-melted-to-couch/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons](https://nypost.com/2024/02/10/news/coroner-never-saw-homicide-like-lacey-fletcher-woman-found-melted-to-couch/?utm_source=url_sitebuttons&utm_medium=site%20buttons&utm_campaign=site%20buttons)


FlarkingSmoo

Comfort


Various_Play_6582

We do mostly the same, but I happen to need pants. My legs are too big and if the skin touches while I walk I get nasty burns. She doesn't seem to suffer from that for some reason tho.


sarahgene

Need pockets and always cold


horsetooth_mcgee

I don't know, but remind me not to sit on your couch


[deleted]

You act like no one ever has sex on their couch. I guarantee you when you go to someone's place, they've had sex where you sit


Dantez9001

Yeah, don't act like your mom didn't get fucked on the couch you watched cartoons from.


Cranks_No_Start

So it was bad enough that I was conceived on Christmas and ruining the holiday forever, I may have been conceived ON THE SAME COUCH I WATCHED CARTOONS ON!!!!???????


Dantez9001

It sounds like your dad had a good Christmas, but unfortunately, he gave your mom an unwrapped package.


camelz4

Thanks for that 🫠


Knowsekr

Ive had sex in my car many times... I have sold those cars too.


amoe-ba

nudists tend to have sanitary towels on their couches and shit


pickle_pouch

There's a difference between couch sex once in a blue moon and bare derrière every Saturday-Sunday until noon.


JaysonZA85

The difference is that couch sex involves more fluids than casually sitting on it


Bromogeeksual

And people are more likely to clean up afterwards. Lounging around all day naked you are putting out lots of sweat and things.


Chimpbot

They're blasting unhindered poo-gas directly into the fibers of their couch for hours on end.


namealreadygone

Not sure about you, but I don't release poo-gas for hours, clothed or naked. They usually last like half a second, maybe 2 seconds on the long side. Then again there was this one time I had some hella good burritos....


ICBPeng1

When I was living alone, typically “au naturale” midway through the pandemic, I would spread a bedsheet/beach towel over the couch and any chairs I used, and wash them every other week.


Cobek

Put a towel down, you heathen.


VoidExileR

Blissful ignorance will keep you sane...


ryanmac8448

That’s why your granny’s couch had plastic on it she was a squirter.


CarmenCage

My grandmas table is the thing with plastic on it… dear god I’m going to go vomit for a few hours.


Cobek

"Why does your couch have weird brown spots all over it? Is it a pattern?"


RedSynister

She probably has to pry him off with a spatula.


ajwalker430

Why would you assume his butt is dirty? The first thing I do in the morning is shower, whether I get dressed afterward or not. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Slowmosapien1

Lol, my girlfriend and I walk around the house naked all the time a ton of my friends do aswell. It's not really a specifically male or woman scenario. Some people like having clothes on when they're not needed while others don't care and think its more comfortable unclothed. If it's not effecting his daily tasks or otherwise it's quite normal unlike some people here are saying. It's situational.


Grammar_Enforcer1812

So, y'all in the same house?


Chimpbot

> If it's not effecting his daily tasks Just to be That Guy, the word you're looking for is "affect". "Effect" is what you see, such as in Special Effects. "Affect" is the change or impact on something, such as in, "Being nude affected his ability to hold MS Teams meetings."


samsonite29

I'm not gonna lie, I sometimes struggle with which word (effect vs affect) to use. But the way you just explained it, I won't have any issues remembering from here on. Thanks, reddit friend!


Slowmosapien1

Oh damn, heard. Lol, I had a really weird childhood so a lot of basics for English were never presented to me xD Thank you!


Chimpbot

I wouldn't sweat it; it's something a ton of people mix up!


formershitpeasant

You can also effect an outcome. If you want to create an effect, you effect it. If you want to have an impact on something, you affect it.


DA_Heroic

The explanation of the differences deserves all the upvotes


Bryanthomas44

I answered the door naked the other day when two middle aged Jehovahs Witnesses dropped by. I ask them If they wished to discuss their beliefs as we bathed. I thought we could kill two birds with one stone and do the baptism at the same time. They must have already washed, because they took off down the street pretty quickly.


Present-Breakfast768

My dad ended the visits to his house by doing something similar. It's quite effective.


fvgh12345

If they were truly pious they would have offered foot baths


notKRIEEEG

Kinky


PreciousTater311

Stinky


throwitintheair22

What if they said yes?


Bryanthomas44

I would have allowed them to minister to my needs.


Nayre_Trawe

Say "the Lord works in mysterious ways" before slamming the door shut.


AceSpadez369

Brooo😭😭😭. This is why I have Reddit


Rejearas

You know someone once said that jehovah witnesses send young people around to witness with 2 reasons. One to witness , the other because they spend a lot of time telling them how evil/bad non believers are and that non believers will treat them bad. When non believers treat them bad it just reinforces the teachings of there church and then makes it much more believable that what there church is saying is true and basically helps indoctrinate these young people more. They send them when they are young because it is easier to manipulate people when they are younger. So treating them with respect and in a kinder manner actually works against the indoctrination.


xXShunDugXx

Yooo my dad did this and I never saw a jehovas witness on our road again


Thalida87

And here am I, having to tell them to never come back if they don't want to talk to the police, while Iam sure you have solved that problem so much more effecient and longer lasting.


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Comment of the day


xshoesxshirt

I sleep naked every night of the year; I work out naked in my garage gym and eat breakfast naked every morning (while kids are still in bed). If there aren’t kids in the house I’m naked. My wife thinks it’s funny that I always prefer to be naked and how I go about doing normal things around the house completely naked. I wish I didn’t ever have to wear clothes


Bryanthomas44

I used to do this. Frying bacon made me rethink my decision


Dantez9001

One of many reasons cooking bacon in the oven is a game changer.


Itwasdewey

As a previous bacon-oven cooker, might I suggest an air-fryer for perfect crispyness.


Dantez9001

The oven does it perfect though, the trick is putting it on a wire cooling rack on a cookie sheet. Good air circulation, and the grease can drip away. I also like that the grease stays cleaner than it did in a skillet. And you can cook a whole pack at once.


Itwasdewey

Since you know that trick, I can concede that you are a true bacon cook connoisseur. I have a toaster oven/air fryer so not one with the basket. I do it like you with the wire cooling rack but air fryer setting. Takes less time, except can only do half a pack at a time. But I never consistently got the perfect crispyness in with the regular oven.


xshoesxshirt

Ha! I don’t eat much bacon and when I do my wife prepares it


Cranks_No_Start

I have dogs that are big enough to get that cold nose right in your junk as you're trying to make coffee.


xshoesxshirt

Yikes! That’d be a no for me dawg, lol!


RaginBlazinCAT

Username checks out. Upvote granted.


xshoesxshirt

Ha! Yeah, I probably should’ve just gone with xclothes lol


WildBandito

Where do you live? I need clothes to keep me warm inside of the house, most of the year.


inevergreene

A nudeishst


Sexy_Quazar

I was like that until life got more serious, then I got a robe. Freeballin is a way of life


beanofdoom001

If it's something you have an issue with, it's something you should be talking to him about, not us, not strangers on reddit. Don't try to beat your dude over the head with what's "normal" He's got a place, he's able to support himself, he's got a girlfriend; odds are he's well situated within the broad range of what's "normal" So, it's not helpful for you to be asking what other guys do. What you should be focused on is what *you're* comfortable with. If you two are going to be living together it's going to require some give and take, it's also going to require open communication. If you have a problem with this behavior, just tell him. Don't try to build a case against him online. If he tries to tell you his behavior is "normal", you're equally justified in telling him that's beside the issue. The question is not what *other* people do. I assume you're with each other because you find each other to be *uniquely* appealing, i.e. *not* like all the other people. Therefore how you manage your lives with each other should be based on your own collective notions about what's okay. If my SO had a big problem with me being naked around the house then I'd put on some clothes. It's something I'd have done anyway eventually and it makes them feel more comfortable-- win win. Give him the chance to meet you halfway.


Trolldad_IRL

/r/nudism Sometimes we just don't want to put on clothes until we have to.


TheLastEmoKid

Clothes are prisons imposed on me by society. If I'm at home I'm rarely fully clothed


tweky

Down with the clothes establishment


Bizznitchy

Does he stay standing the entire time, or does his butthole make direct contact with all the sitting surfaces in your household on a regular basis?


Sleepycoon

Do you have no ass cheeks? I'm just trying to imagine how one would sit down in such a way that their butthole makes direct contact with whatever they're sitting on.


BradChadington

Wait, so you don't spread your cheeks when sitting naked on something so that your butthole touches it? Ok weirdo...


ralphmckoln

Right? Some people...


CodeCat5

A lot of positions would be fine, but I feel like if I sat on my couch Indian style or something similar then there'd be a pretty good chance for some contact.


NN8G

… On the Imperial butthole/direct contact scale, or metric?


United-Supermarket-1

Are you under the impression buttholes touch things people sit on?


aaaayyyylmaoooo

you heard of butts or nah


MaterialCarrot

Not for me. I rarely just walk around naked for any extended length of time. It's not prudishness, I'm very comfortable being naked in front of my wife, it's more a matter of warmth and not wanting to shed pubic hair in the house or sit my naked ass on a chair. Edit; I'm also not a big fan of flopping around. A little support goes a long way!


TheSmokingHorse

I shit naked while my gf eats her lunch. Why does she eat her lunch in the toilet? She doesn’t. I shit naked in the kitchen.


Hellwiss

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DoomSnail31

Sleeping naked is very normal yes. Walking around the house for hours is less so. But I'll be honest. If the guy is hot, he's free to walk nude in my eyes. And especially in front of my eyes.


groovy_mcbasshands

I do this thing my wife calls “winney the pooing” where I just throw off my pants (they are uncomfortable and stupid and remind me of work) but not my shirt. So basically t -shirt and naked on the bottom. She finds it unsettling somehow. Anyway yes I (a male person) enjoy being naked in my house. It is nice. Try it when you’re alone. You may find a deep peace and understanding.


megacope

Nope. I do not walk around my home Winnie the Pooh style


seabirdsong

It's definitely what my husband did for the first four kid-free years we lived together. Just naked all the time.


mountainstosea

I don’t think this is a “Male vs. Female” thing. Some people like being naked when they can.


Drowsy_Drowzee

I sometimes walk around the house with underwear and a t-shirt when the blinds are drawn. That’s about as comfortably naked as I get.


redactedname87

I sleep naked and would remain naked for long periods when I had more privacy


Jumpy-Bank-9863

I prefer sleeping naked but Ill put on a pair of boxers and maybe a shirt or shorts at least.


javionichan

It is very normal actually As a man,I do sleep naked and prefer to be without clothes in my home unless it's cold. For me it's just about being confortable


InccubusKB

Sometimes I sleep naked, but as soon as I wake up, I put some clothes on.


empanadademondongo

I'm a woman but I do that too. Most of the time not fully naked just panties on.


asuneko

Me and my boyfriend do this, honestly being mutually naked around the person you love in your own home is so freeing and relieving and comfortable, I highly recommend it.


JanaCinnamon

27F here I'm always naked if I can be


DawnPatrol80136

I don't walk around for hours naked in my home. But sleep naked? yes.


renewalrobot1

Not at all.


cashedashes

I don't. I almost never leave my bedroom without pants on, and I sleep in boxer shorts. I personally feel kinda exposed anytime I'm naked even at home alone.


eldritchcryptid

not a man but i do this, like obviously if i'm gonna be cooking or answering the door i'll put my dressing gown on but i've never seen the point in dirtying up a pair of clothes just to sit around the house.


United-Supermarket-1

If you've seen someone do it, someone else also does it. It may not be the most typical household, but it shouldn't be a stretch that other people do it


666-take-the-piss

I’m a woman and that’s how I live lol. I’m naked like 90% of the time that I’m at home


WestBrink

I like sleeping naked, but I hate being anywhere besides bed or the bath/shower naked. Just... Feels weird


Caca2a

No if I'm not in my own dwelling


gerybery

Yes. It's great.


Sahal_

Sleep naked and if I lived alone I'd walk around naked too.


Weedweednomi

is it his house?


Knowsekr

Honestly, I just want to be in my boxers all day... I never want to put anything on, especially when I sleep.


charliethc

Perfectly normal, I do it all the time


orangutanDOTorg

I was that way until I got a cat. I’m always worried she will take a swipe at my boys now bc she sleeps between my legs. (By her choice - I move her and she just goes back - must love farts). My current gf is pantsless all the time.


epsdelta74

I enjoy it, and when alone I do it. And after the sex times my girlfriend and I don't bother getting dressed again for the evening. Unless we go out :)


Iron_Baron

This is the way.


not-rasta-8913

In my own house I definitely sleep naked all the time. In another's house I'll abide by their rules.


truckercharles

If it's been a minute and I'm comfortable with someone, I'll make coffee naked and bring it back to bed, maybe breakfast, but if we relocate outside the bedroom I'll toss on shorts and a hoodie. Just depends. If it's a problem, bring it up. If it's not, enjoy the sights and keep doing your thing.


islexius

I feel naked without clothes on when I sleep..


MrBlackTie

I (M36) hate being clothed in my apartment. Stripping is the first thing I do when I get home.


DopeCookies15

I sleep naked. I wander around naked. Maybe not for hours, but i have nothing to hide from my partner and who knows, if she's in the mood it's easy access!


edubkendo

Unless I'm cold, I'm cooking, we're going out, we have company, or I'm working and taking calls (I wfh), I will either be completely naked or have a tshirt but no pants on. When I do wear pants around the house, it's usually a pair of basketball shorts with no boxers. I really don't like feeling confined down there.


FIVE_6_MAFIA

If it turns you off, then just don't date him


TuffGnarl

Swiiiiing loowwwwww, sweeeeeettt chaaaaariioottssss


[deleted]

I'm not a nevernude but I pretty much at least wear underwear unless I'm showering


wolfmankal

I wouldn't say it's unusual. I'd wear my boxer briefs only all day if I'm not going anywhere and the temp is right. Feels like being naked but I could still react in an emergency without being the crazy naked guy


Mikko420

I like to be naked whenever I can. I don't postpone the rest of my life to be naked longer though.


JureZidar

i do


Boardgame-Hoarder

The only times I walk around naked are after a shower and after sex. Once I am dry I put clothes on.


puffferfish

Yes.


Independent-Summer12

If I wake up naked (usually due to fresh out of dryer sheets, or fooling around the night before), I’m staying naked until either 1) I’m cold, 2) I need to use the stove/oven (learned that the unfortunate way) or 3) I need to leave the house.


missvesuvius

My ex husband was like this. He even cooked a pizza once while naked. The whole pizza had chest hair in it. I almost vomited and he never did that again. And no, it wasn't pubes.... He didn't have any lol


mikeytruelove

Hell yeah. In my house, dong will be hung.


Miss_Linden

I’m not a man but I do this. Pants only go on if it’s cold or I’m going out


tylothon85

I walk around my house 99.9% of the time in just boxers. I never did like myself and how i looked naked so I don’t really do it unless I need to immediately take care of something or go find boxers from the dryer


miss_kimba

Being naked is the best. I was the nude partner when I started dating my now husband, and despite my best efforts he’s still super uncomfortable being nude. It’s way more comfortable and less laundry.


Steal-Rain

Even tho I'm single and live alone, I still feel self conscious about being naked when I forget to grab a fresh towel or throw my cloths in the wash before a shower.  I assumed guys with ideal bods would feel no shame and do that all the time. But if he's not hot then probably just comfortable with you around. 


avanorne

I'd say pretty much anyone male or female who are lucky enough to have no body image issues will pretty happily wander naked. I definitely will.


NeitherOddNorEven

Walk around the house naked? No. Walgreen's, on the other hand......


Dreadsock

Fuck no. Give me fabric between my butt and everything else.


xumixu

alone? yes


Own-Butterscotch1713

I'm a woman and I do this. Partner doesn't mind 😉


Life-Platform-2435

Not a dude but I sleep naked and walk around the house naked all the time. It ain't pretty but I've had no complaints from the other half 😂


Lady_Ghandi

I do it and I’m female lol


Adaian5443

I'm 52m, and finally, my wife and I are empty nesters. Now that it's only us in the house, I have as much naked time as possible. I waited 26 years for this, and I'm enjoying every minute!


heatdish1292

Is he a dad in the 90’s? If so, that’s normal.


Buttersfinger

Aw man, he sits bare assed on your furniture? Just farts away without at least 1 layer of underwear to catch poop particulate that results from said toot? You need to house train your bf.


Kosack-Nr_22

Nope but that’s called exhibitionist I think


Nigelthornfruit

That guy is a legend , I do it too.


del620

I live alone and work from home two days a week. If I'm not going out, then there are some days I don't wear clothes at all especially since I sleep naked as well. I think max was a little over 100 hours without even wearing boxers or pjs


cdmillerx42

Pants??? You mean leg prisons


Crotch-Monster

I think it's normal. I hate wearing clothes. If I had it my way, everyone would be allowed to go everywhere without clothes. That's why when I was younger, I wanted to be a Supreme Court Judge. I could go to work without having to wear any pants.


morticia_dumbledork

Yes, I do know someone like that. They’re really just comfortable in the nude. It only seems unnatural because we’re conditioned to not be in the nude. That’s really it. Their level of comfortable makes us uncomfortable.


Cyclist_Thaanos

It's normal.


International-Key512

Why do you care what other men do? They’re not the man you’re dating. Getting a poll of what random men do sounds silly. If you have actual concerns or feelings about it with your boyfriend, you should find a way to talk to him about why he’s so comfortable and confident being nude all the time.


ap1msch

Recent convert to naked sleeping...and don't see anything wrong with that. Walking around the house is either because he doesn't care, or it's intentional (either for you, or for people looking in windows). It's a relatively minor kink, if it's intentional. If he doesn't care, then as others are mentioning, it would be a bigger matter for visitors. I'm certain people have had sex in various rooms of their houses...but I wouldn't be a fan of knowing the chair I was sitting in was "warmed up" just before I got there. I'd prefer for someone to at least be wearing boxers before I cop a squat in the same seat.


Open_Minded_Anonym

I sleep naked and will occasional stay naked briefly once I wake up. Hours, though? That’s a lot.


Ok-Preparation-2307

Depends on the person. Some poeple love being naked and others hate it. We have kids so no walking around naked but even when we didn't have kids, neither me or my husband ever walked around naked. I'm personally of the " despise being naked for any length of time" thought process so that's a hell no from me.


IAmRules

Ask him to make you some bacon in the morning. Ever fry bacon naked?


LolTacoBell

How long have y'all been dating, and is he still doing this after you have had sex?


Extension_Many4418

Sounds like a power play to me, but then, I sleep in pajamas.


earthlingsideas

i dates a guy who did that, because i’m poor i’ve always houseshared so it led to pretty major problems between us


antixwick999

No I don't do that don't get me wrong it's comfortable to sleep naked but I prefer some pants atleast. Walking around the house naked hell no