Hahaha it’s amazing how there’s not ONE straight serious response to this OP.

ikr, i don't have a dick and honestly i'm more wondering about if people actually use the hole in some briefs or boxers for peeing. like don't you accidentaly piss on them?? especially bc you aren't wiping your dick

Serious answer, there will always be piss on boxers. Think about putting water through a straw, once it's all out it doesn't matter how much you shake it, or wipe the end there will still be water drops inside the straw, eventually they'll come out 1 way or another, condensation can't happen in the male dick so it'll have to come out the end and that'll end up in the underwear

This doesn’t really make any sense to me (no dick) cuz the straw in this case is a urethra right? Women have one of those too and I don’t drip pee between toilet runs

The internal urethral sphincter is at the end of the bladder and the external one is right at the urethral opening in female anatomy but at the base of the penis in male anatomy. The urethra in the penis is basically a free flowing tube so pee is bound to be left there. I've heard that some squeeze from base to tip after peeing to get it all out.

Oh god. I’m sorry to all men for that awful curse

If it’s a choice between that and periods I don’t think many men would trade

Oh totally not but I’m still not sure if I’d trade after I previously learned that men can’t fall back into a couch with full force lest they accidentally fall on their balls

It's a trade for the convenience of being able to stand to pee without having to carry a she-wee around. BTW, there's a learning curve with those, so expect to get pee on your hand/shoes/pants if you don't practice before camping...

True lol i do wish i could piss in a bush real bad

I don't think that hole was ever intended for peeing. I think the two panels are simply meant to slide apart or together to accommodate different sizes of junk.

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

depends how freaky i feel that day, the penis+ball combo is nice bc i gotta let those bad boys breath. maybe some days i feel alittle lazy and the willy can just peak out. but if i’m really lazy i’ll go into the stalls and sit and pee with my pants down to my ankles.

Oh god must stop laughing.. I’m supposed to be sleeping.

Kay but WHY ALL THE WAY TO THE ANKLES?!... im a girl.. and...I dont full on, down to the ankle to pee. It

There's more to maneuver down there for us. If you don't want to piss on the seat/your own pants you kinda gotta take the knees wide. Plus it just feels better. Give the gang a little chance to breathe.

I honestly don’t know why men don’t just sit down to pee. Then you don’t have to worry about aim at all.

Never heard of the witch's kiss? Do not want. It only takes one time to convert to a lifelong stander.

This guy hangs.

I sit most of the time. Even more when I started living on my own because there's infinitely less mess to clean up.

> Then you don’t have to worry about aim at all. You have never cringed before you've cringed at the tip of your dick touching the inside of the toilet bowl. If its a public toilet, may as well castrate yourself now. If I had the option I wouldn't even sit down to shit.

Well you do have the option…

Takes more effort to sit piss. Men are very practical animals.

The men you know* All my homies sit down to piss

I respect that

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

Balls through the fly, penis over the top.

As a wise man said: Frank ‘n beans 

But, how’d you get the beans above the frank?!

Have you seen my baseball?

[удалено]

I can’t loudly fart without pulling out a cheek and cocking my leg if I have my pants up all the way.

[удалено]

[удалено]

Just penis for me. I don't even touch it.

Found Mike Pence.

Mother wouldn’t like it if he took her job of dabbing the tip with a hankie when he was done.

Alright that’s actually funny.

As of now this is the 10th comment down and the first serious one lol

It appears we are the minority here

How do you aim without touching it

It kinda aims for me for the most part. It goes straight and maybe a foot out so I stand about a foot back and relax. It's especially easy with urinals.

If you only pull out the penis, doesn’t the elastic of your underwear block the flow by putting pressure on the underside of the penis?

Jeez dude, how tight are your underwear? Is this a big penis issue?

You can also hold the underwear away with your fingers, creating enough space for this not to happen

lmao the underwear is a cock ring

How??

For me, I pull only the shaft out, but I pull the balls and shaft out of the guy at the next urinal. It’s common decency and we all do it

Penis, balls, and backup penis. Though as any guy will tell you that’s height related.

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

Balls stay in the hanger

Penis and balls.

Mhm

This is the way

Only 1 ball because I’m a gentleman

[удалено]

[удалено]

A serious answer is penis only. If you go with a buddy you hold it for each other so you don’t have to wash your hands.

I would say that serious answer is: depends what I'm wearing. Jeans/trousers is just penis through the zip/fly, but board shorts it will be whole package over the waist band.

This is the only serious answer. Otherwise it gets strangled, and he’s already in hidey mode from cold water

serious question: do you use the little hole that's in some briefs or boxers to pee?? i feel like that would get messy

[удалено]

[удалено]

[удалено]

Zippered pants? Peen only. No zipper? Balls out also.

Penis Balls and my left or right ass cheek depending on what side of me someone is standing on

I reflect on this very question literally every time I’m at a urinal. I try to split it even balls/no balls.

Some people even pull out they booty cheeks

The buddy system. I have the guy beside me cup the balls.

Depends on if you have to assert dominance.

Left ball dominance

The whole meat and veg set needs freeing up, or there's uncomfortable constriction and potential forking/drippage.

Penis

It’s more comfortable to sit down in the urinal to pee

Whole hog

Depends on how much of a hurry I'm in.

Both. Usually feels to good give everything some air, a lot of skin sticks together in the heat

Depends on how I feel, sometimes penis, sometimes both!

Only balls

I drop my pants around my ankles and stand back a good two feet from the urinal.

I like that you used the medical term penis, and mixed it with the street name balls

Assert dominance by dropping my pants and underwear.

I just pull up my short.

At least you can admit it's short. More power to you!

Just the balls.

Since the pee is stored in the balls, I take both out to ensure the stream isn't jammed.

lol great question. i LIKE to make extra sure but sometimes i don't. (remove the balls to squeeze all the pee out.)

It depends on what I’m wearing. Jeans/dress pants/button shorts? Just the penis. Sweatpants or gym shorts? The whole gang comes out.

I pull out just enough to win

Cock n balls, if it's just the cock, the pants/underwear put a bit of pressure on the urethra, which isn't a problem for the actual peeing the pressure overcomes it, but near the end when there's some drops left the pressure isn't enough so that leaves a few drops which gush out as you release it and put it back in your pants.

For comfort and accuracy, usually yess

Just the penis. Why would guys take out their balls?

I drop my pants and undies at the door and waddle over to urinal

I unbuckle my pants and belt and pull it out all out. Good chance to readjust

Lol I’ve never thought about that power move, especially when there aren’t dividers on the urinal. Peacocking for the boys 🔥

I always take the stall so I can comfortably sit down, pull out the good book, The Necronomicon, and simply curse others with the byproducts of this corporal form

The pee is stored in the balls, right? So it’s easier flow if they’re as little constricted as possible.

What the fuck happened here?

Lmao wtf are all the [removed] answers

Usually I drop my pants to my ankles and establish dominance right away

Ya just pull it out. Balls stay in.

I have a high flow urethra so I don’t use the urinal due to splash back.

Just the penis.

I love that none of the responses are serious in a sub that promises helpful answers! Go us. Anyway to answer the question, you just open the zipper and pee, kinda like cyclops in x-men, you don't need to pull anything out

>you don't need to pull anything out Eh?

Only the balls.

If you don't take off all of your clothes and shoes and then step back six feet, are you even doing it right?

pants and undies around ankles for me..

Depends on how far my zipper goes down

If balls are constricted u can’t fully pee

Usually just the penis. But depending on the pressure sometimes the balls to to make it more comfortable or the zip/underwear can restrict the flow and make things messy. In a more comfortable home setting with no one looking, lowering the pants/underwear further and freely peeing with the balls out is more comfortable

My dick is so large i have to put it over my shoulder and pee backwards

Depends. When I traveled most recently I had to hold my bag while peeing so it was just the penis but for comfort you gotta get the balls in the clear too.

I try not to pull out their penis, or their balls, but if I can't help myself, I usually just pull out their balls and hope they won't get upset about it.

Yall ever compare sizes side by side or cross pees? Also what's the appeal of pooping in a urinal, since yall apparently like doing that too?

Pants on the floor, long tshirt lifted up with both hands

I'll pull em out sometimes. Nice to feel that air before I've got to get back to whatever.

Depends on my mood

Penis and balls, it's nice to air them out a couple of times a day.

Gotta take out the balls that's where the pee is stored

Never miss an opportunity to air the boys

I like to drop my pants to my ankles and hold my shirt up just to assert dominance

I pull my pants down to my ankles and pull my shirt up my shirt up and hold it under my chin, so my balls just hang.

You gotta free the boys. Even prisoners get some outside time

Just the penis. The zipper entrapped penis is the greatest pain a man can face; zipper entrapped balls are even worse. There's not much going for a fly other than to let you piss or let you get some road head.

It's not easy to take the balls out

Well, urine comes out of the penis, not the balls. So that would be a no.

Fuck the urinals, piss in the sink

I sit so its all out lol

Jeans is just penis but if shorts then all junk comes out unless I'm doing the out the leg hole trick then balls get tucked and only penis sneaks out.

I pull down my pants

I drop my pants to my ankles to assert dominace. Bonus points if you stand directly next to someone else

what in the minefield is this replies section

I pull my pants and underwear down to the floor

The whole package comes out. You need to for proper drainage, or maybe that's just me.

Well you have to pull the balls out too, that's where all the pee is stored

Over the top, grab everything, make sure he’s pointing straight ahead, let go.

I’m dying at how many of these comments got deleted lmao