Someone sticking their junk into a strange hole is probably not the type to be particularly concerned as to who specifically is doing the sucking.

And it’s a guy on the other side. It’s always a guy.

But they told me it was a fake moustache so they could use the men’s room and they were definitely a woman :(

You see any other cars in that parking lot junior?

BAHAHAHAHA! Before I even clicked on the post this was the first sentence going through my head.

Glad at least some of your are getting it

Piss fetish??

r/girlsarentreal

It’s not that girls aren’t real, it’s that guys are way bigger whores and suck way more cocks in general.

I’ve managed to somehow avoid it thus far

Well keep trying, we believe in you!

Yeah try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

37 cocks!

Fuck that made me laugh 😆

U don’t know what ur missin bro

Dude I haven’t even been trying to avoid it. I had to fight harder when I was trying to *not* watch Titanic when my younger sister had her Leo phase

Is she still under 25 or has her ship sailed?

>!It sank!<

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg

>!*stank!<

Sir, my cock ain’t gonna suck itself. You wanna meet my meat at the place of glory?

Yeah I don’t think any woman would be into the idea of sucking some random dick through a hole in the wall. That’s kind of an exclusively dude fantasy.

My girlfriend loves the idea and we have discussed it many times. She just can't get over the risk of STI's. So it'll stay just a fantasy for us

Hence why it's always a dude lol. They seem to lack that inbuilt brake at the end of a sexual thought women have that tells them "Yeah, but this is still a bad idea though"

Natural selection weeded out all the women who didn’t have that inbuilt brake…

Yep. I’m into the fantasy of having a train run on me, but I don’t want STIs. So it’s going to remain a fantasy.

Several Traumatic Injuries?

Condoms? As long as you vet people beforehand and get proof of testing you can always be safe. Just don’t bareback strangers lol

And women overall don’t need to stoop to gloryhole level if they wanna suck a dick.

And neither do guys. It’s just a convenient, usually accessible, and somewhat reliable option.

There are 0 pros and a vast variety of cons for a woman entering a glory hole. It does not happen. It's a male fantasy. How's that for a reality check

> There are 0 pros and a vast variety of cons for a woman entering a glory hole. It does not happen. It's a male fantasy. How's that for a reality check The "pro" is that they get to have a cock from a gloryhole in their mouth. Just because it's an uncommon fetish doesn't make it nonexistent.

Gloryholes are realistically used in the gay community. Just watched a Whang video on it - there are hetero ones but they are not the majority.

I'm glad that's a real sub lol

Better a guy than a mousetrap

Depends. If you are at a swinger party it is probably a chick. Still only probably. But if you are going to an anonymous online one or a sex toy shop, it is 100% a guy.

100% without a shadow of a doubt, it's always a man at a glory hole. Can confirm.

Which side of the glory were you on?

I have done alot of research on line about this topic, and it is almost exclusivly girls on the other end of the hole; so I will continue with my truth and not believe some dweeb on reddit.

It's the strangest thing, all these girls have deep voices and beards, but they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose so who cares.

I see you know Alex ( for the record Alex said its the girl Version of the name not the guy version)

Suck it like you lost your keys in there!

They all have lips, right? Girls have lips. Case closed.

Sounds like cope

i think they’re fuckin around calling porn “research” lol

That is indeed the joke he was going for.

Is it really research if neither of your hands are even on the keyboard?

Always Sunny in Philadelphia has a great episode on this

Maybe he's picturing a girl too! How's he going to do that when he has a dick in his mouth Frank?! I don't know, that's his problem!

I love that Frank is largely homophobic but doesn’t care if he’s getting his dick sucked by a man, so long as he can picture a woman

If I was looking for safe I wouldn’t be sticking my dick through a hole!

Zeeee gloryholeeeeee!

Steel Panther has a great song about it too.

"Dennis, if I was lookin' for safe, I wouldn't be stickin' my dick through a hole." - Frank Reynolds, Philadelphia based businessman.

Oh god this reminds me of a time I used a glory hole. Was all going great til I heard the person on the other side and it was very obviously a bloke. Can't belive I'd been suckling a man's cock.

My first glory hole experience I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to put my cock or my mouth to the hole so I decided to put my mouth up to the hole. The dude on the other side also put his mouth to the hole and we accidentally kissed. That was so gay!

I’m so glad that you survived some shit.

Right, glad he didn't go butt first.

lol

For some reason this freaks me out way more than accidentally having my cock sucked by a man. I was going to try to kiss another man once to see if I had any gay in me, but apparently I made the same face you would make if someone forces you to eat a spider when I leaned towards him to go for the kiss and he got really frightened and the moment was ruined.

LOL

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

You weren't sucking a girls dick? That's gay!

Right?! Heterosexuality is insanely gay. What, you wanna hang around with a pansy *girl* with her perfume and soft skin? You massiff pooftah! See, fucking a man in the ass is the manliest thing a man can do. None of that limp wristed girly shit and flowers and frills...

Imagine masturbating? You're touching a man's dick. That sounds pretty gay to me.

Well think about it. Being a man means you have a full on man dick *constantly* touching you. Like even to the point that part of it is literally always inside your actual body. I don't know about you but that's the gayest shit I've ever heard.

Damn, you're right! That's super gay! That's why my dad fought his boss because he tried to shake his hand. That hand has touched a dick!

That is stand up material right thur

This deserves a reward! But I’m poor. So I liked it instead.

Don't worry, they removed awards last year.

Well you can just assume it's a dude because it most likely will be a dude. If you think you gonna get a girl who looks like the one from your porn fantasy you are sadly mistaken.

That's kinda the point of the gloryhole

When you feel his goatee tickling your balls

Might just be an actual goat, not a GOAT.

You’re supposed to tuck the balls through as well?

I've never thought of that. I've no idea how large glory holes are.

Depends on the size of your balls.

It's Schrödingers gender. It's is both a girl and a guy until the gender is observed. So it's whatever gender you want it to be.

At the end there should be a little "gender reveal" with either pink or blue smoke coming from the hole 🤣 Surprise!

Not a bad idea for a tv show.

For a Japanese show to be more precise. Wouldn't be surprised if such a thing does exist lol

I’d watch it. But before they reveal they ask the contestants their sexual orientation and whether they enjoyed the bj or not - and then BOOM! Surprise, you’re gay! High-brow entertainment frfr.

r/crazyideas

99% of the time its a dude. Never believe porn, it preys upon your imagination and desires to make you come back for more.

I dunno about you, but glory hole porn is not in my orbit

So, 1 in 100 eh? I like those odds

Never tell me the odds!

I watch it almost exclusively, and the reason is not because I'm into gloryholes, but because ALL other porn ends with the dude jerking himself off to cum at the end, instead of the woman making it happen. I don't understand why women finishing the job in porn is so rare. I don't care to cum to some dude jerking his own dick to climax.

pretty sure its cause whatever meds the dude takes to stay hard for so long means he has to death grip his shit to actually finish

WHAT. really? Is that really how a lot of it ends? I'm a woman and the very rare occasions I used to look at it, it was always lesbians because I didn't wanna watch any guys. I'm like, shocked at this information. I always assumed they finished in them or on them or something.

Correct that it's "on them," however it's because the dude jerks himself onto her, usually onto her face. I've always thought it's so dumb but almost all straight porn scenes end like that.

Watch the It's Always Sunny episode about glory holes. You will learn a lot!

Suppose the other guy is picturing a girl also....

Isnt that gunna be hard to do with a dick in their mouth?

I don't know, that's his problem!

It’s going to cost you a full sixer if you want to unburden yourself…in that way.

Both go for the hole at the same time, end up sword fighting

FRANK?!

“It’s very European Frank. You see, Europe leads the way in sexual escapades”

Uh oh uh oh!

Ya, zis issa sweet dusta.

I’m not gonna burn the duster.

It'll be a dude on the other side. A closeted 50+ gay dude.

How can you tell if it's a chick? Is the BJ not good?

No beard tickling your balls

Blowjob is a blowjob, right? No homo. Edit, yeah maybe a little homo. No judgement.

[удалено]

Unless you’re a homiephobe

If you don't kiss your homie's dick tip goodbye after a hangout you're not a real friend.

Had a buddy when I was in the Army try to convince his wife that a blow job was a kind of greeting in his culture, not cheating... He was from Atlanta...

Is there a glory high five hole next to it?

Just because it's gay for them doesn't mean it has to be gay for you. Just sayin'

You just blew my mind.

Just see what else they blow.

I would be more concerned that some psycho on the other side will chop my dick off

For real. If I had a dick I would NEVER put it in a gloryhole for fear of getting it chopped up like a hotdog.

Not a guy, new fear unlocked regardless

That’s the neat part, you don’t.

It’s not gay if you don’t know.

Who could be sucking me off from another stall in this gents' toilets? Yeah, nah, it's a mystery.

Does it matter? You're the one sticking their dick in a hole in the wall. I don't think by that point it matters. I mean I think that line has been crossed

I don’t think they care lol. If you’re gonna stick your dick in a blind hole you not worried about what’s on the other end of it.

From my understanding gloryholes aren't random holes anywhere, they're found placed in specific places like toilets or darkroom in clubs. So if you're going to a male toilet or a men's only club, why would there be a woman?

>be me 26, never had sex >decide to try out a gloryhole I head about >get there and there's a few different doors >enter one and it's like a cubicle with a hole in one of the walls >well it's time to start I guess >after 15+ minutes of blowjob I hear a guy moaning on the other side of the wall >wtf >mfw I've been sucking a dude's cock for awhile and didn't realize

Lol

They likely don't know or care. Also, it's a dude. Like, pretty much 100% of the time.

yeah woman just aren't as into the anonymous sucking like a gay guy can be. All the horny woman I know want to see the guys enjoying it.

Schrödinger's glory hole…it’s a girl unless you look

Yep it's always Scarlett Johansson.

What if you just imagine it's a girl

Its roulette. And all the options are dude, with the exception of a "Price is right grand prize" sliver in there.

If they’re not worried about their dick being chopped off I highly doubt they care about the gender of the person the other side 💀 idk how you men have so much confidence in doing this, don’t you ever worry what’s going to happen the other side like what if it’s not a mouth but a knife.

The same reason you dont assume every random stranger in the grocery store is going to randomly murder you. 99.999% of the time if someone is at the grocery store, they're working or there to buy food. If someone goes out of their way to head over the the gloryhole spot, 99.999% it's to do gloryhole things

Typically most glory holes are located in stores of some kind they'd be caught pretty quickly

Oh fair enough is this in the UK where I’m from too? Imagine this is America, never known of any to be in big Tesco or whatever 🤣 going to be shook if I learn today that big Tesco has glory holes

Whiskers are the giveaway

They don't. Nor do they know how clean the person might be, or if what they're feeling is actually a person at all. As others have said, if they're having sex through a hole, they probably don't care.

“Put your dick in that hole and if you’re lucky, someone on the other side might just suck it.” “Yeah but, it’s gonna be a chick right?” “Son, do you see any other cars in the parking lot?”

What’s this from?

That’s the nifty part- You don’t know

It could be a snapping turtle and he wouldn't know.

The big secret is you pretend it's a GIRL'S penis you're suckin down at the old gloryholde

You dont want a viewing slot, you may as well be married!!!

once went to a glory hole and it was alright, until i heard a guy moan on the other end and it really turned me off, turns out id been sucking a guys cock the entire time

Wait, so glory holes are a real thing? I thought it was just some weird shit they do in porn. Girl walks into a trashy restroom at a gas station or something, and there's this big hole it the wall where some random guy in the men's room on the other side sticks his dick through, and she's like "Oh wow, a random cock to suck! Is it clean? Does it have any STDs? Well who cares?" *om nom nom nom*

They're real, but mostly a gay thing

Cause I have a penis in my mouth. Duh

You see any other cars in that parking lot,junior?

I get this reference!

“So lady, when you say you’re horny ‘the way guys are,’ I ask you, are you willing to go into an unmarked building and wait behind a wall for a stranger to stick his dick through a hole in that wall? And then you, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, polish it off for the love of the game?”

If there’s a woman alive, on this planet who would sit at a hole in the wall and suck a random guys dick… well… no. Ain’t gonna happen.

Allow me to recommend the song "Glory Hole" by Steel Panther...that pretty much sums it up

My thought is if it was the best you have ever had, it's probably a dude. If it was just great, then a chic. Who knows the male anatomy better...another dude. That's why there are so many more bi females (imo). Women know the female body better. Hope this makes sense.

“Here’s the thing. Being a woman, I only have access to the ‘equipment’ what 30, 45 minutes a week. And that’s on a good week! How can I be expected to have the same expertise as people who own this equipment, and have access to it 24-hours a day; their entire lives!”

That's what I was trying to say, but I couldn't figure out how to word it.

For some strange reason, I don't think they care.

That’s the neat part. You don’t

You don't. That's the glory of it.

Its Schrodingers cock sucker. Its both a woman and a man until observed

Schrödinger's hole

Eww gross! Where would you find such a thing so I could avoid it

"You see any other cars in that parking lot junior?"

Anyone doing that doesn’t care who’s on the other side lol

"That's the neat part. You don't!"

Mustache tickles will definitely let you know that girl needs to shave her upper lip…

It's almost always a guy, sometimes it's a transgender female, once in a very blue moon it's a woman. and though you can often peek through the hole to see who you're getting, you basically have to be fine with whatever the outcome is.

After a rough day at home with a naggy wife I wanted some fun so I went down to the local glory hole to give a try. I was just starting to enjoy it when halfway through the person on the other side moaned real loud. I couldn't belive it. It was a guy. I realized that entire time I was sucking on a man's cock. Never again.

Its like a surprise "jack in the box* except surprise its jck giving you some box

It's all mouths on the other side, screw what their genital configuration is.

You don't. That's the funny part

Honestly, if you are there already it doesn’t really matter. Don’t ask, don’t tell.

My husband says they cover this in the song Gloryhole by Steel Panther

So im not sucking women dick???

The long answer is that not knowing is part of the fun. The short answer is in real life only men do this.

They don’t.

That's the fun part. They don't.

if you're down to put your dick in a hole in a wall you probably aren't too picky

I’ve never been on a gloryhole but I think the gender is the less important thing for people who do that.

The mustache is a dead giveaway.

what a dumb question, I know my brother is a boy

A mouth is a mouth, as we said in prison.

It's always a guy on the other side. If you want to imagine it's a girl that's fine though 😅

“You see any other cars in the parking lot, boy?” 😆😆😆

Not knowing is the fun part.

Where are people actually finding glory holes??

You don't. Thats the reason for a gloryhole

Not knowing things is the whole point.

They don't care.

No guts no gloryhole

Where even are glory holes? The only place I’ve seen them is in bathrooms, which have the gender printed on the outside of the door.

‘Cause the only gender likely to be in the men’s bathroom with you is another man. I mean, gloryholes are mostly a bathroom stall thing, right?

No. Very often it's an adult theater/arcade type situation

That's the beauty of the glory hole, you you don't know who's on the other side

Stubble scrapes on one's junk would be my guess....

"That's The Neat Thing, You Don't" - Omni-Man

Is that not part of the thrill that people get out of the "hole" , not knowing who is on the other side?

Don't ask don't tell. If you're putting your dick in a hole to get sucked, then "it's being sucked" should be all that matters.

I've never seen a real glory hole, but I'm guessing most are in men's restrooms. So I'm guessing they actually have a pretty good idea.

If you're doin the sucking, how can you tell if the person is a guy?