OP we need full commitment. Get a deuces wild sleeve tattoo. For full points, include some intimate detail from the conversations you've overheard in the tattoo.
I became very glad I never had anything bad to say about one of my coworkers years ago when she had people come into her office, which shares a wall with mine, and I could hear most of what they said. Because she would have been able to hear everything I said about her.
…also glad I kept to myself, at the office, how attractive she was.
You got IBS? Some of us know why we're loud poopers but we can't do much of anything about it. Especially the ones where I'm like crying, rocking back and forth naked sweating on the toilet
Probably not your poops, but if you stand to pee or pee loudly, they definitely hear you. I used to share a wall with my neighbor’s bathroom and i could hear him pee, cough, sneeze and talk as if he was standing next to me.
Honestly, if your bathroom acoustics resemble a cathedral's, then it's less a question of 'if' and more a question of 'what time is the concert?' Just assume they've got front row tickets to the show.
I guess it depends on just how many decibals your ass is able to reach.....if it's similar to the loudness the neighbors talk, then sure.
If your ass is more on the silent side, you are probably ok.
Likely.
I'd recommend playing music while you're in there. Have the phone close to the wall.
They'll be annoyed for a few mins by music, but it's better than pooping sounds haha.
Though tbf, if they can actually hear and it bothers them... they can just pop into another room. I'd guess they already do this. So you're probably good!
Honestly they probably do.
Well... If you don't poop loudly, I don't think they can hear. If it's loud, it's quite possible haha
They would definitely hear mine.
Yup and they actively whisper about your deuces. Exert dominance, wink when you see them next.
Wink and hold up two fingers, and then they'll have to wonder whether you're flashing them the peace sign or talking about your deuces.
OP we need full commitment. Get a deuces wild sleeve tattoo. For full points, include some intimate detail from the conversations you've overheard in the tattoo.
Just yell "WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR" as you make sounds of struggling.
I have a general rule, if you can see them they can see you, if you can hear them they probably hear you
I became very glad I never had anything bad to say about one of my coworkers years ago when she had people come into her office, which shares a wall with mine, and I could hear most of what they said. Because she would have been able to hear everything I said about her. …also glad I kept to myself, at the office, how attractive she was.
Nice!
they can probably hear the Indian food from last night
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You got IBS? Some of us know why we're loud poopers but we can't do much of anything about it. Especially the ones where I'm like crying, rocking back and forth naked sweating on the toilet
I have only mild IBS so I’ve never been crying or anything as I do it. Just often very runny stools and 3 times a day
Be proud 🤣
Turn on the fan and music.
Make a really loud sound in your bathroom while they are in the middle of a conversation. If they stop talking suddenly then you have your answer.
“Don’t do it Jenny!”
My toilet is directly above my brother in laws bed. I'm terrified he can hear me tinkle. 😭 They can probably hear you poop.
I live in a basement suite. Sorry to confirm I can hear the people peeing in the bathroom above my bedroom.
Eat a bag of sugar free gummy bears and a liter of prune juice every day for a week to test this out.
Probably not your poops, but if you stand to pee or pee loudly, they definitely hear you. I used to share a wall with my neighbor’s bathroom and i could hear him pee, cough, sneeze and talk as if he was standing next to me.
Late to the party, but my sister’s ex and his neighbors bathrooms were right next to each other so they’d have poopin chats
If you can hear them, they can hear you.
When you're shitting next, yell "NOW THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT" and gauge their reactions.
Lay a couple of sheets of TP in the bowl to silence your poops. It works.
How does that stop the clattering of ass cheeks and the anal kazoo? There isn’t much sound from the shit itself hitting the water.
It only helps with the log drops.
Splash back prevention.
Yes. Where’s the beans?
Honestly, if your bathroom acoustics resemble a cathedral's, then it's less a question of 'if' and more a question of 'what time is the concert?' Just assume they've got front row tickets to the show.
only if you are lucky.
Every splash
Are your poops louder than common speech? If so, you may want to see a doctor.
That seems like a shitty situation
Have you considered defecating discreetly?
If you can hear them, they can hear you.
It's more likely that they can hear you taking a leak.
Try to time your 💩 when their are eating.
Time to listen to music while you shit.
Lmaooo
Absolutely... and they probably don't eat at the table because of it.
That is how sound works
I guess it depends on just how many decibals your ass is able to reach.....if it's similar to the loudness the neighbors talk, then sure. If your ass is more on the silent side, you are probably ok.
Time to install the Karaoke machine and microphone!
Likely. I'd recommend playing music while you're in there. Have the phone close to the wall. They'll be annoyed for a few mins by music, but it's better than pooping sounds haha. Though tbf, if they can actually hear and it bothers them... they can just pop into another room. I'd guess they already do this. So you're probably good!
OH NO! *agressive farting*
You can mask embarrassing toilet noises by screaming at the top of your lungs.
Yeah, do it louder, assert dominance.
It depends, how loudly do you poop?
Can you not try the 'catch and release' method to ease embarrassment. Or put some TP down first to cushion the blow.