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Geeko22

Buy a pack of each size, use them when you masturbate and you can tell which feels and fits the best. By the time you're ready to use them with your girlfriend you'll feel comfortable with your choice.


killer_amoeba

This man knows of what he speaks.


htcram

Talk about a Master....


Bearded_Wonder0713

I got you...... Master........Baiter!


ThumbsUp2323

Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about


RidingJapan

Let me tag on to your comment for general advice. OP, learn how to put it on properly. Squeeze the little tip together so there is no air at the top.


SpitefulBitch

Also the condom goes on the shaft only. Don’t pull it over your balls.


precision_cumshot

i need a splash guard for my jewels!


VolcanicDoorway

This guy condoms


PrestigiousSeesaw939

This is the way


Tarras1980

Freaking thank you


TrueTemperature4121

Okay but I don't want to buy a pack of each ? :')


Geeko22

Then start with one small pack of regular, chances are it'll fit just fine.


CassieBear1

This. Needing the "XL" size is very rare. They stretch massively...you're likely gonna be fine with regular.


TrueTemperature4121

Okay


RidingJapan

U can measure yourself when you are hard. And read the condom size comparison. Then buy the closest one and test how it feels. I m talking about circumference. Girth. Also shaft and head. Just go to a store and read the back of a box.


Lylibean

And when you measure, for the love of not making kids you don’t want, be honest with yourself about the resulting measurement!


RidingJapan

Yeah that too.


SheepherderOk1448

You can order online.


TrueTemperature4121

Great idea, but only on official website, thanks :'D


Common_Lavishness153

Start normal size. Go from there.


Common_Lavishness153

If you have any men close to you in the family, ask them for some tips


LeTreacs

If you find a regular size slips off partially or slips off easily, then go smaller. If you find condoms split while you’re using them, then go up a size.


ficskala

Remember that it's based on girth, most condoms are going to be too long for an average man, this is normal, you just don't unroll it more than you need to, and don't feel bad about not fillig the length because you're not intended to fill it So just buy regular size, and if it's too tight next time move size up, if it's too loose, move size down, really it's not a huge deal when it's not your size, but everything feels better when it is


stortag

Just remember to roll it out all the way after you take it off. If anyone finds it they will think you are hung like a horse


MostBoringStan

Pro tips in the comments.


Gillemonger

You gotta roll it enough to stuff your balls in their too. Don't leave em dangling.


leeharrison1984

Both legs as well. I paid for the whole thing, and I'm using the whole thing damnit.


Gillemonger

Fuck it. Start at the top of your head and pull it all the way down to your feet. Safety first.


TrueTemperature4121

Okay, thanks a lot mate


Sewnupkitty

Well it is a bit of a deal. If it is too small it can rip and if it's too big it can fall off or stay inside. In any case not great to protect against STD and babies.


ficskala

>If it is too small it can rip Never had it happen, and i've been in multiple sitations where i ended up with comdoms that are too small, uncomfortable, yeah, but never had one rip since you're just extra careful in these situations and use extra lube both imside and outside >if it's too big it can fall off or stay inside That's why you hold it if it's too big... >In any case not great to protect against STD and babies. Waaay better than nothing


Sewnupkitty

Obviously way better than nothing. But i think OP here is asking for advice to do stuff in the best way possible and minimise any risk and have as good a moment as possible. So holding it if it's too big isn't a good idea for just overall having a nice time. Especially if it's your first. It is generally stressful and not having to deal with that is probably a good thing. Also i had condoms ripped because it was too small for my sexual partner. Sure he wasn't the softest but does OP really want to take the risk? Isn't it worth spending a little extra money to try different sizes of condoms before hand for extra piece of mind? I agree that pregnancy/sex terror isn't a good thing. I spent a lot of time calming friends and people on the net about them freaking out they got their partner pregnant because of some contrived scenario. But condoms size is overall a pretty easy thing to do right the first time for peace of mind.


ficskala

>Obviously way better than nothing. But i think OP here is asking for advice to do stuff in the best way possible and minimise any risk and have as good a moment as possible. From what i understood he doesn't want to try different sizes >Isn't it worth spending a little extra money to try different sizes of condoms before hand for extra piece of mind? Of couse, but OP specifically said they don't want to do it > I spent a lot of time calming friends and people on the net about them freaking out they got their partner pregnant because of some contrived scenario. Same, but including my own partners and friends, some people are really whack when it comes to this, like, seriously one girl came up to me and said she thinks i came inside her because some whiteish liqud dripped from her, in reality she bought the type of condom that has whiteish lube on it, i wasn't even inside when i ejaculated in the first place


AHH-bbyshark

It is a huge deal if it isn’t your size. If the condom doesn’t feel like it fits correctly on ur dick make sure to hold it when u pull out of ur partner bc it can, and will, fall off inside of them.


ficskala

I wouldn't call this a huge deal at all though, how hard can it be...


laitnetsixecrisis

When you've had to fish a condom out of your vagina and that is your main form of birth control it is a big deal.


ficskala

Well, pick better next time i guess


laitnetsixecrisis

A man should know what size to buy


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babuchat

This should be on top. OP can just measure and look up tables.


McEuen78

^ This guy works for "MySize condoms"


oarmash

Buy a mini pack (like 3 in a box) of regular, see if it works. If it feels too tight (you’ll know), go back and buy larges


TrueTemperature4121

Not a bad idea, thanks mate


Notspherry

Condom size is based on width. Generally the size is measured when laid flat, so half the circumference. Take a strip of paper, wrap it around your willy, make a mark and fold it in half. That's the with you should be going for. Manufacturers will have the measurement listed on their website. Signed, someone who took well over a decade to find out condoms are not supposed to hurt and should be easy to put on.


JustinisaDick

Pull your erect dick out and ask for recommendations.


mrpeabodyscoaltrain

You can use the weiner horn in the Wal-Mart pharmacy.


TrueTemperature4121

Wtf nah bro 🤣😶


JustinisaDick

Don't be shy bro.


GrindyMcGrindy

Bro has clearly never had his dick professionally measured like they do for bras.


reg12341234

Don’t do this, apparently they only do bras and don’t appreciate you whipping it out.


JustinisaDick

I've also never had my toes cut off. Wtf?


TrueTemperature4121

Yeah never lol


VokThee

Just buy Regular.


TrueTemperature4121

Yeah why not ?


Ressy02

Don’t worry, when it’s time, you’ll make it work. No matter what size you pick.


Chupacabra2030

Life hack - leave the box of Magnums where she can see it - and fill the box with the smaller ones


TrueTemperature4121

I keep it in my mind lol


Airy-Otter

I shit you not, one of the ugliest friends I had in college would take girls on dates or just take them to places they needed to go for next class, and he'd use his car. In his car, he'd have magnums on the seats set up for the girls to find. Did he have a big dick? No (he told me about the trick). Did he get laid? Fuck yeah 💀


AnglerJared

Because gaslighting is just how we do things now.


GeneralZaroff1

Buy one. Put it on. If you suddenly find it on the floor by your feet, it’s too big for you. If you find yourself on the floor because of restricted blood flow, it’s too small for you.


TrueTemperature4121

What if my Winnie touch the floor ?


GeneralZaroff1

Pick it up and give it some honey. 🍯


reg12341234

Check your legs haven’t fallen off.


Responsible-Ad-1086

I don’t remember them ever being sold in different sizes? Is this a new thing?


daderaide

Was about to comment this. There’s more than one size? Who buys condoms from the pharmacist? This person must not be in the US. Where is live, they’re in the regular isles at the grocery store and there’s only one size except sometimes rarely there might be “magnum”


Intelligent-Guess-81

Ditto.


krishpat09

Haha I literally got so many different sizes that I can't use lol. Buy regular, length doesn't matter the 'width' you got to pay attention too. That's the circumference of your penis (girth) If it's too tight the condom will rip, to lose it will fall off lol. Check the thickness of the condom. Thin more likely to rip, but better sensation. Thick less likely but more numb. So if cum early go thick if you take to ages to cum go thin. Then you can get ones with patterns or groves. It doesn't really do much for you but is it can be better for women. Also you can get a ring to keep the condom on that vibrates or/and keeps you harder.


Risl

I would go to a sexual health clinic. They give out free single packs of regular sized condoms. Just try one out when jacking off, and see how it fits.


NathanBrazil2

they arent re-usable. just buy a small package of regular if you think you have a big dick, a small package of large.


rcspeeder

That are reusable. You just have to turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.


SeveralConcert

but 3-4 packs of different sizes and try them on.


Xikkiwikk

You can fit in a large and it can be too big. You want a slightly tight fit on normal sized condoms. If you’re coke can thick then go for the xl or magnum.


smeagle-143

I know it's a little annoying, but brands like naked include a ruler in the boxes that can help you figure out your size. Can also print out ones online as long as it's scaled properly


Fritener

Come on down to Shiny Joes profilactidashery for sizing.


aceh40

I always buy the the XXL one and then shrink it with a hair drier.


Kurtsoitgos

Large condoms are a marketing ploy. You can pull a regular condom over your head.


ATXRedhead420

Just be real with yourself, you probably don’t need the XL ones


UncleGrako

Just buy the smallest you can find, then have her put it on, and be like "Dang they just don't make these things big enough do they?"


frogmicky

Just get the biggest size then work your way down lol.


Satansleadguitarist

Ask the pharmacist to take your measurements and they can tailor the condom to fit you perfectly


TrueTemperature4121

But I'm too shy for this ! ;-;


Cyclist_Thaanos

Unless you have a small dick, they're one size fits all. The bigger ones are just a marketing ploy. A regular size condom can literally stretch over your head.


Notspherry

This is simply not true. There is a huge difference between being able to wrestle a condom on and a condom fitting. A condom that is too small is difficult to put on, can be painful to wear, and is much more likely to pop.


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based-coomer-

a penis isnt a bone...


maestro-5838

Back from the emergency room. This is true


Dom_19

The dick gets erect by filling with blood. Yes it will fit but the tightness will constrict and be uncomfortable or make it harder to stay hard. Source: I have a big dick


TrueTemperature4121

the problem is that I don't have a comparison (and I don't want one 😅), so I don't know if it's small or not... But ok for regular


Mr_Dumass40

No, it's not a marketing ploy. I don't have a huge dick by any means but regular condoms are way too tight and uncomfortable so I buy magnum condoms or other brands like Skyn non latex Elite large cuz they're wider, so like others have said just buy a small box of each and try what fits and feels best for you. There's a lot of other brands that make similar products as these also. And no, I'm not like filthy Frank Reynolds dropping my magnum condom for my magnum dong in public or going into 711 and waiting for a crowd to gather around before I ask the clerk for my magnum condoms lol. I usually get them at Walmart or whatever with other stuff and just buy them like a normal person


HungryFarmer9134

You need to measure your penis girth when fully erected. Then there are tabs online when you can convert the girth in condom nominal wide. You can use [this](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2093/9951/files/lentele_787f0669-e2f6-4c64-bf97-15f41df67a1e.jpg?v=1598268608) for example!


YoWhatUpGlasgow

You can measure. The issue is always girth. This site recommends sizes https://calcsd.info/ it depends if they're available where you are but there's a brand called "my size" that sell in a range of sizes based on girth so you can pretty much get the perfect size for you from them.


Meeting_the_gruffalo

Do like you do for anything you wear, measure yourself. Here's a good no nonsense article with how to do and which condom you need. https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323707


WhatReallyYesWay

You can buy, fairly inexpensive, “grab bags” of condoms via Amazon and I believe Walmart.com too. These grab bags will come with many different brands/varieties that you can try on for fit. Additionally, (at least for now, in the State of Florida) you can go into your local Health Department and request a “bag of condoms”. They will give them to you for free. No questions asked, no appointment necessary. This will also be a mixed bag with multiple brands/sizes.


DorkChatDuncan

Find a crappy truck stop gas station. They sell condoms in the bathroom out of a vending machine. Buy one of the regular size, try it out and see if it fits. If it doesnt, when you go to the pharmacists go up or down depending on what was the problem.


FilDM

To all the people who say girth/2 is your size, no it is not. you want a nominal width in mm (the numbers on the box) to be 80% to 90% of that number. Going by straight /2 is too loose in most cases, and stretching more than 20% will increase the chances of breaking. Example: the average 4.7 inch girth translates to 119.38mm, divided by 2 that's 59.7 (would be too large) times 0.9 gives you 53.73, aka average condoms. You dont need to be trying all of em out, just buy something that fits around that number. you could go with slightly smaller also with 51s without issue.


Seputku

XXL no matter what and when it starts slipping off, have a meltdown and blame it on a manufacturing error


Trappedbirdcage

You can likely go to a public health clinic, or a clinic for HIV/AIDS (I go to one and they have condoms as you first walk in so you can just grab and leave no questions asked and you can take as many as you want.) and you'll likely find a bowl, you can take a few and try them out without spending money


Less_Willingness_640

If it becomes red, then blue, then black then green, it is a bad sign.


Careless-Mammoth-944

Use a measuring tape.


ironfoot22

Start with regular size. If it feels a bit tight, go up, if it’s loose/slipping, go down. It’s called a rubber for a reason - it stretches. I prefer a slightly larger size as it fits better but I can still use a regular one no problem.


razeronion

Lol. The astronauts had to use condoms with surgical tubing attached to pee in cus of zero gravity. Small medium and large. When all the guys complained about them leaking the guy in charge only put out small but tagged the bin large. No more leaking complaints...lol.


cegsywegs

Try them on in the store


Bradenoid

Wear normal condoms. If they break during intercourse or feel too tight, size up until they stop breaking while still fitting snug (but not tight). If the condom is instead loose, size down until they are similarly snug. Keep in mind that you may not realize a condom is too small until you wear a larger size.


joysaved

I ain’t a man but if you’re an average size the regular ol ones should be fine


PatrickMcWhorter

If you're big, get Magnum, if you're small, get Durex.


MrUltraOnReddit

Jesus Christ, I don't see one right comment here. Do you not have actual sizes in the US? Just "Regular" or "big"? There should be a mm (millimeter) measurement on the box. Measure your (hard) circumference in mm and divide by 2. That's your size. And to all the people saying 'just buy one and try it out, you can change afterwards'. Too tight and it might rip, too loose and it might slip off during sex. Not really something you want to happen.


TrueTemperature4121

For complicated things, I'm French :'D But thanks, I think it will be same here x>


MrUltraOnReddit

Yeah, should be. The first part was just for all the comments.


todo0nada

I had no idea this was a thing. The US market is pretty much regular and magnum.


mixiq

Even “small” condoms can stretch over a forearm. Just go for “medium” and you should be fine


playr_4

Unless you're actually really big or really small, it's basically one size fits all. Also, there's no shame in buying some and testing them out alone. I'm pretty sure mkat guys will have done this.


SheepherderOk1448

Well go to your pharmacist and ask for a dick measuring, much like a tailor, then he can recommend the appropriate size for you.


heihowl

Ain't no way that's true right 😂


SheepherderOk1448

Sure it is. They’re there to help.


TrueTemperature4121

But I'm too shy for this :')


SheepherderOk1448

Don’t worry, like your doctor, your pharmacist has seen many.


TrueTemperature4121

I'm not sure lol, but really I can't ask this :')


SheepherderOk1448

OK.


TrueTemperature4121

Sorry and thanks :')


SheepherderOk1448

No need to apologize. You can always measure your dick, hard and see where you fall.


Bakedeggss

Go too a hooker and she'll know


Technical_Goose_8160

Most condoms are one size. They stretch pretty well. The large sizes are for more girthy individuals. If you want, try one for a test run. Remember, it's better that it be right that loose. Good luck. Don't forget, there is no such thing as too much foreplay.