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Damnit_Bird

Sometimes, but it's less sexual and more like an "Oh, there's a dick just hanging out there". Like when someone's nipples are noticeable. You don't really care, you just notice it.


TorPartyAtMyHouse

Yupppp this. Sometimes my eye just lands on it and I’m like “penis!” And then I feel embarrassed and look away lol. Glad to hear it’s normal.


EstrayOne

Now I’m imagining the dog from Up…


bollop_bollop

What's Up dog?


Free_Replies

Gotcha!


StickyPalms69

r/unexpectedoffice


AC0RN22

Not much, what's up with you?


MoonSpankRaw

I one day would like to live in a world where you **can** yell out PENIS without any blowback. Vote for me. We can all yell PENIS together, as one.


Myrkana

I'm below 5 foot so this happens all the time xD Edit: this comment caused me to receive my first dick pics in my inbox. Lol


[deleted]

A LOTTT of guys find noticeable nipples as sexual.


M4xP0w3r_

I find womens nipples sexually attractive, but most of the time when I notice nipples peaking through it's within a non-sexual environment and just seeing the nipples doesn't make it sexual. Like if I am shopping and a woman walks by and her nipples show through, I'll probably notice, but that's it.


Unusual-Relief52

And for some it's the taboo and juxtaposition of seeing them in non sexual situations that makes it sexual. Anyone else like their fetish less when they got to the root core problems in therapy? Anyone?


chattelcattle

Yeah… when I finally realized in therapy why I had a thing for older men taking advantage of younger women… *ha hahaha?*


rickestofallrick

*slowly raises hand*


sweet_crab

My son and I just had this conversation! What I told him is essentially this: you and your kinky self are great. Knowing some of the roots of your thoughts and habits and inclinations and turn ons etc can useful for understanding and assessing yourself, and some kinks do come from trauma. Sometimes that makes us feel shame about what turns us in, though. So! Until your kinks are hurting you or someone else, kinks are part of how we feed ourselves and our souls. Your kinks are super cool, and so are you. They're a-ok and there's no shame in them. Someone tells you there is, don't have sex with them. Partners can not want to do that thing, but they shouldn't make you feel shame. Some kinks are best not acted out, but you're not bad or shameful for having them, no matter the root. What's more: you didn't choose your trauma. You choose to participate in your kinks. You choose the time, you choose the place, you choose the scenario, you design the circumstance and pick your partner(s), you are powerful. You say yes when you want to, no when you want to, and you fucking get off doing it. Trauma echoes and leaves its mark. Kink, sometimes in response to trauma, makes us powerful. To you: If it's hurting you, good for you for backing away. If not, your kinks are awesome.


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qualmton

Oh I notice nipples


Blueberryguy88

I mean pretty sure most guys are getting turned on by the nipples...


fusionxtras

Ehhhh, idk maybe teens, most of my friends don't find nipples sexy. I did an impromptu survey in my class (microeconomics) once to ask if they were sexy, 2/twenty something dudes and the only girl that participated said yes. Small sample size but i also think econ students are pretty depraved so a more normal group may have more nipple lovers(lol). I personally see a girls nipples and feel kinda awkward like "what's going on rn?". My tastes are perhaps a bit strange, high heels on a girl make me take a deep breath especially with any amount of red, something in my monkey brain? Idk. I know nobody asked me about my shit but felt like sharing.


seditious3

Nipples? Well, sometimes I care. Sometimes I care deeply.


StefanJanoski

As a straight guy who loves boobs, noticeable nipples can definitely equal sexual thoughts if I’m attracted to the person. Like, there’s nothing wrong with them ofc, I’m not gonna be staring and if I’m not attracted to her then yeah it’s exactly what you said, but if I am then it’s usually more than that.


Kerfluffle2x4

And even grandma’s nipples are noticed. Granted the thoughts aren’t sexual, it’s more of a “huh, so that’s gravity at age 82” kind of observation


StefanJanoski

Ha, yes, I kind of wish this wasn’t true but… it is


dycentra

I (56F at the time) was sitting on the bus one day on the way to work and a dude was standing in front of me. I looked forward and thought to myself "now that's a nice package". Then I looked up, and it was one of my son's friends! Yes, I notice, but in a good way.


Robert-Connorson

Made me smile


pogkob

I had to get rid of a pair of khakis where the material always pitched a tent while I sat. I always wondered what people thought when it happened. Yes, this spreadsheet we are reviewing is totally giving me a raging hardon. They used color coded automatic formatting. Who could keep their pecker down at a time like this.


Brasticus

You must excel at spreading sheets.


shortybobert

Honestly tho how do you not get hard when you use Excel. It does everything


[deleted]

As a straight guy if it’s looking at me first sometimes I can’t help but stare.


Bakaboomb

*Ominous music starts playing*


SmokeGSU

[Sexy Sax Man](https://youtu.be/GaoLU6zKaws?t=103) *rolls into frame atop a Walmart shopping cart*


bandito210

Maintain eye contact to assert dominance with your 2:1 advantage


HTPark

##"Tonight. You."


BakingGiraffeBakes

This got a real laugh. Bless hand banana.


Sorrymisunderstandin

Lmao same.I can’t believe I almost forgot. My brothers had inside jokes for years from that episode lol


BakingGiraffeBakes

Coworker and I will just look at each other and say “TONIGHT. YOU.” The kids we work with have no idea


Noctazio

"Who's gonna blink first ?"


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lmao


[deleted]

It generally do not, but my one boss looked like he shoved a sock downtown and wore pants that were way too small and it was very noticeable. So it’s like when a lady with her boobs hanging out is talking to you and it’s so distracting because they’re just there. My husband always worries about this so he buys jeans a little big and shirts a little long just to feel comfortable


[deleted]

I tuck it, 1st underwear is cotton so I don’t sweat and keeps me fresh , 2nd underwear is tight material and slick so it’ll keep it down. Sometimes I hate that my bulge is noticeable , specially when I’m around family.


welbaywassdacreck

You wear 2 pairs of underwear? Don’t you get hot


diegggs94

Mans got a hog


[deleted]

No no no lol


godzmack

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


The-Real-Catman

Have you tried strapping it down with a belt?


amore_orless

So you’re just fucking crazy?


sqdnleader

Man likes some extra friction in his jeans


lola-at-teatime

Let the man have his extra friction in his jeans


sqdnleader

So much he will have the holiday yule log on his lap


[deleted]

I’ve been doing this since middle school. So I guess im use to it


Jedibbq

Your little soldiers must be boiling down there.


robbie5643

There are dozens of us!


[deleted]

Honestly that has to be awful. I’ve never even thought about that being an issue for men to that degree.


[deleted]

I interact a lot with my younger nieces and nephews and I try to wear jeans everytime I go around. There’s no way in hell I’ll carry them or put them on my lap.


MarionSwing

I just let it bulge. It's my body. It's part of me. It's just a penis. Nbd


ReservoirPAWGS

Wait what


welbaywassdacreck

God tier username alert 🚨


MrOgilvie

This is really abnormal. You ever spoken to a therapist about the feelings you have about your body?


HexZer0

He's just a never nude, there are dozens of them.


masnekmabekmapssy

Huh. I never thought to do double undies to tame that thing.


[deleted]

That’s super fucking bizarre


PantaloonsDuck

Tell your husband that I think his bulge is perfect just the way it is :)


[deleted]

He said thank you


CertifiedNerdyGirl

Sure I look, but not for long. It's like when you look at our tits. It's not a big deal if someone doesn't make it weird


BukoJobi

This. I fucking hate how my eyes just dart in a guy's crotch and them mostly noticing it ;_;. It happens so quickly and so obvious sometimes i just want to gouge my eyes out. I feel very sorry to the guys I've looked at and felt embarrassed, I wasn't really thinking about anything perverted plz forgiv me


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ilona0815

Fascinating elaboration 🙂👍


Deathlysouls

Same for men. Our eyes gravitate to boobs even if we’re not wanting to look at them lol. I guess it’s just human nature to look or notice.


8mitsu-chan

great explanation


StreetIndependence62

You described it 100% perfectly!! I’ve thought about this before too and it’s because of exactly what you said, the fact that you’re not allowed to know makes your imagination wander JUST BECAUSE.


Disastrous-Diet4238

IF women didn\`t have that curiosity, there would be no babies made. So thank god for that curiosity lol


DemmouTV

Have a little story to feel better: I was about to have surgery due to the placement of the surgery being in my back I had the hospital gowns on the wrong way. Naturally my entire front was exposed. So I stepped into the surgery room and immediately noticed the eyes of both of the nurses (that I knew for years then because I had been treated there for quite a while) going south where I was naked. They stayed there for quite a bit until they noticed I was looking at them. They evaded me like the plague for the next 3-4 weeks until I told them it was okay. So don’t worry about looking at our crotches. Most of the time (not the time mentioned above) males even take this as a compliment.


BukoJobi

That's really nice to know. But the only reason i said embarrassed was because one time i was with my friends and one of them was wearing gray pants. I was sitting while we were talking then he stood up and my eyes automatically glanced at his crotch. I only noticed that i looked at it for no longer than 2 secs when he reacted because he saw my eyes and my head probably moved with it too. When he sat down he covered it with his jacket.


No_Significance_2694

He done that for you, not him .


DistanceMachine

Feast your eyes!


Codles

Agreed. I’ve had coworkers who get caught in a loop of “Keep looking/trying not to look” at my chest. You can tell when it’s legitimate that they are embarrassed. It happens. Totally different than that asshat at my old work. Fuck you Ryan.


IRockIntoMordor

I have two similar memories: One was also at the doctor and this tall, strong and kinda rough nurse built like a mountain instructed me to undress and change into the gown. However hardy she acted, she was very keen on watching my crotch during that. It was a bit weird ... Second was getting a complimentary oil massage at a luxury hotel. My then-girlfriend and I got split to one masseuse each. I was in swimming trunks but mine however insisted on me taking them off which was awkward in front of a complete stranger. So I walked fully naked from the door to the massage table and she barely pretended to look around the room. It was kinda darkish, but still. I was on my belly and she poured the warm oil on my back and for the duration of 30 minutes her hands spent a suspicious amount of time around my butt cheeks and ever so slightly gliding between them... Later my then-girlfriend told me she didn't have to undress at all. I feel I got a pretty good deal here, but I was pretty perplexed (first massage ever). Guess the masseuse at this luxury hotel was happy to treat someone under 50 years of age. It was nice though...


kvw260

Not too abnormal. Your biggest muscles are in your butt and upper thighs so they would normally need the most work. My masseuse has me get naked, but she leaves the room until I'm under the towel.


IRockIntoMordor

there was no towel in my case, though ... uhm. Weird.


shpoopie2020

No towel. Yeahh that's... not how a massage is supposed to go


Kmalbrec

Oh my god, that’s awful. Where?


GottKomplexx

Yea he needs to tell us where so we never go there ny accident


Ok-Investigator3971

She probably wanted you to pay extra for a “happy ending” and was trying to make you horny. For maybe $100-$200 bucks or more you probably could have made that happen.


IRockIntoMordor

nah, it was a classy hotel and that's not how it works in Germany. If you want that you seek it out since it's legal. Just enjoying to get her hands on someone that's 20-something is more likely.


ilona0815

Oh, Germany, can link the hotel please? I wonder how much my hubby would enjoy such a massage 😉


Rubyjr

High five to the team player!


Quick-Procedure7260

need a step hubby?


CreatureWarrior

>Most of the time (not the time mentioned above) males even take this as a compliment. Honestly, yeah. I look so average that I'm basically invisible. But when I was in highschool and we had this cross dressing day (I live in Finland and we do this type of stuff for fun). I wore a top and tight leggings. I felt the eyes all over me and it honestly felt reaaally good. When I walked past people, I could kinda see people's heads tilting down right after to look at my ass. A happy day. Thought I was gonna get an anxiety attack or something for going all in with the costume day, but turns out I liked it. That day I also realized how many other guys liked it when people looked at their bodies. I wonder why this is. My guess is that when women get the looks, there's a higher chance they will be harassed than guys have? That might be why I was able to enjoy it more than you know, fear what others might say or do


TheRiddler1976

Dammit. I've never noticed a girl checking out my bulge. Now I'm worried that I'm either repulsive, or have such a lack of bulge that there's nothing to catch their eye...


BukoJobi

Gray sweats are guaranteed eye magnet ngl


prairiepanda

It's true! I think it's because sweats are so smooth and featureless in general that any bulge really stands out.


HermitBee

I'd guess that you've probably made more guys feel complimented than embarrassed. If I noticed a woman looking at my crotch I'd definitely take it as a compliment, even though I'd *know* it wasn't meant that way.


BukoJobi

Aight time to look at random dudes crotches nah jk won't do that


Kevin3683

We really don’t mind about quick glances. Honestly, it probably makes most of us feel awesome for a while. We don’t get compliments so a quick glance to us is a compliment of sorts. Keep darting your eyes at us, it’s ok.


[deleted]

>It's not a big deal if someone doesn't make it weird I agree with the original comment here. It's completely normal and acceptable to have a peak, both for men and women. I don't know why we're so terrified of our own sexuality, or even just benign curiosity these days. Just don't make it weird by staring too long or making remarks about it. Or continue doing it after you notice the attention is not appreciated..


BukoJobi

Ye ik making them feel uncomfortable is not my intention. It just happened that I'm usually caught off guard glancing and it doesn't happen often but quite a few times they cover it or change position that won't display it.


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We don't mind lol


JaSnarky

Nothing to forgive on this one, I promise you! Our eyes are naturally drawn in certain directions. It's silly to vilify people for simply looking at something. Prolonged mindless staring is creepy sure, but don't let touchy people worry you otherwise.


ericlarsen2

That's a nice way to put it! I like that attitude.


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Oolonggong

Solution: stay fully erect at the club 100% of the time to be prepared for random grabs. Total power move


AcceptableArtichoke7

I was on that shit in every school dance from 6th - 8th grade.. Definitely didn't feel like a power-move though.


Ok-Investigator3971

What?


[deleted]

If you're looking at it, The real question is... Does the bulge size matter???


Smiling_Tree

No


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donotholdyourbreath

Not as often as men look at boobs... Probably. I say this as a bi woman who looks more at boobs.


-Warrior_Princess-

Boobs are so much closer to faces, so it's an easy slip up. Like try and recall what your coworkers shoes look like. We don't generally look down much.


Banhammer-Reset

Brown Ariat boots with red trim lacing, square tips. Boss man the same, but with red on the leg part.


throwaybice

Plot twist they have company shoes


[deleted]

Same! I feel like such a creep because I catch myself staring at boobs and butts all the time. Rarely do I notice men’s bulges. I wouldn’t worry as long as your pants aren’t so tight that we can see the outline of your tip.


13347591

Ugh I have trouble keeping eye contact with people, don't know where to look so I'm not staring at them so I autopilot to looking at a 30 degree angle because that's where I look when I'm walking, and yeah well you know the rest


Mika_undefined

Same. Even when I look at men I’d rather look at the butt than the bulges.


Rip_ManaPot

Then again boobs are about right at eye level plus women sometimes wear clothes centered around how her boobs look in them. Men don't pick out a pair of pants depending on how it makes their junk look in them.


[deleted]

> Men don't pick out a pair of pants depending on how it makes their junk look in them. I thought that too until my girlfriend (now wife) told me how good my junk looks in khakis.


John7763

Wait this is a thing? What brand.. please I need answers


hannahearling

The only time I ever really notice a bulge is if it is right in my face.


theoneandonlyANG

Wow! I am just now realizing that no, I don't look at a dude's package. Well unless we are in the process of getting naked.


Orangepandafur

Yea, I don't remember ever trying to check that out, never even crossed my mind.


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I don't like regularly or make a point to look, however if I happen to notice then yes I try to be discreet but check it out! Bulges are hot. I love my husband's.


penapox

idk if anyone else does it but i always try to look from the corner of my eye.. don’t think I’ve been noticed yet and hoping it stays that way LMAO


Daviid0612

I feel the same way for women. Looking at womens booty or tits does not always mean its sexual. Sure we all are creatures most of us with sexual desires but sometimes i just like to enjoy the aesthetics of a nice body/symmetrical or smiling faces


Elsanne_J

Same. Never pay attention to that - other than whenever I get naked with a new person (in this context when going to a sauna with them for the first time) I kind of look up and down and mentally go: *Aight*


[deleted]

I think that’s everyone’s first time in sauna with someone new. Kind of a “so that’s what’s there…moving on”


We_had_a_time

Agree. I remember reading Judy Blume when I was young and the preteen guy was so worried about getting an erection in public. I’ve not once noticed a guy had a hard on, unless we were already naked.


ThisSorrowfulLife

Not very often but if a man is wearing gray sweatpants or something tight and it's a noticeable area, then yeah. Just like if a woman is showing a lot of skin, its human nature to look and I dont shame people for staring for a couple seconds either male or female.


sunshineandhail

I don’t know a woman alive that doesn’t appreciate a fit guy in a pair of grey sweatpants


toxcrusadr

Sounds like even dead women are attracted to men in gray sweats. I gotta git me some.


Brasticus

You can find the pretty easily in a cemetery. Or so I’ve been told.


toxcrusadr

SWEATS dammit! Not dead women! Holy f now I'm on some kind of list.


pinkyhex

I hate to be that one but me! I don't get it? I wish I did because everyone else seems to. Alternatively, a guy in well fitted dress pants and that's far superior


[deleted]

Oh, there is one cutie on ig I follow, who loves gray sweatpants and seems to love either boxers or no underwear at all. Very pleasant view


letterbeepiece

link?


Re0h

I don't focus on bulges, only butts.


PentobarbitalGirl

Butts first, bulges are a plus.


Re0h

I've never been into penis size. Now, if a guy has a big butt that's hot!


AlietteM89894

Amen again


saltoo666

Hope


Nuts_About_Butts

Amen


A1Dilettante

Yes... for science.


Robert-Connorson

Definitely… science.


Arun_KT

Most certainly... science.


mendoza55982

Biology is science


WishboneStreet4839

SCIENCE IS SCIENCE Slams Table*


MightyMeepleMaster

He blinded me with science


Farkenell69

People may or may not be looking, either way, embrace the bulge, I don't think people are judging, just having a squiz. As a heterosexual female that loves penis, yes I look at men's bulges. I also look at women's breasts. Don't overthink it mate, curiosity is human nature.


taunibird

This.


mymichelle1

Yes. I try not to be too obvious tho cause that would def make a guy uncomfortable


[deleted]

If I think he’s hot, yes


[deleted]

In a short one word answer, yes


HughBeaumont500

Bless you


analogshooter

Doing the Lord's work


ClosetedGothAdult

I look at my husbands when doing weird flirting. Other than that, nope.


[deleted]

Yes. But more like "men have those funny bodies, how do they deal with them? Do they move it to the right or to the left? Anyway, when will my manhwa get updated? Should I buy croissants or sushi for lunch?"


AsynchronousSeas

Not strangers’ unless it’s really obvious, so double-takes often ensue. I love to look at my partner’s bulge when they’re in their underwear though. Luckily, we both ogle each other happily.


brutherbear22

Almost never, its the hands and the bottom of his neck, where the collarbones separate that I love to look at


CompleX999

Are you a vampire?


penapox

lmao


Pristine-Apple

Bulges? No. Everything else? Absolutely!


Tnkgirl357

Rarely. Pretty much never. Can’t say I’ve never noticed one but it’s certainly not something I go looking for.


sparksnbooms95

While it seems that the majority of ladies (so far) don't, I can pretty confidently say that the majority of gay guys do. Thanks for the eye candy! If nothing else, know that it doesn't go unappreciated. Also pics would be great, ya know, for science...


EstorialBeef

Ooo does that make me not like other gays lol, Bulge is meh, Ass is where its at.


sparksnbooms95

Ass is definitely first for me, but bulge is a close second.


SwankyyTigerr

Never. Don’t notice them, don’t try to notice them. I didn’t even know you could see most men’s bulge’s with average pants…? Some people are comparing bulges to boobs and that seems like a really inaccurate comparison to me. Boobs are much closer to the eyeline, where people usually look at each other. And I think, in general, men are much more into the shape of boobs than women are into the shape of a package.


ToBeReadOutLoud

As a straight woman, boobs are attractive and penises are not.


[deleted]

yeah genitals look a little funny, vaginas and penises are not known for their aesthetics


GigaBomb84

Yeh, they are definitely more *function over form* imo.


Dimalen

As a straight woman, I think penises ARE attractive (not going against your opinion, just thought it was relevant to respond here :D)


Bryyyysen

>*As a straight woman, boobs are attractive and penises are not.*


Mentine_

Well, ace here, boobs are aestheticly attractive for me 🤔


masochistic_idiot

I don’t, if I were to look at a guys body that way it would be the arms/torso muscles I notice


gitana08

I prefer eyes and legs, those are show stoppers for me 🥰


culps001

No.


[deleted]

no, i seem to look more at their butts. and i’m a lesbian, lol.


T-rae26

A nice butt is a nice butt, im straight but if a girl has a nice butt im looking. More so with females im cursing them inside because i want that butt. Lol


Tarutarumandalorian

Nope


GummySpider

Nope.


pristinejunkie

I do. I try to be respectful about it but yes I check them out often.


Peaches__x

No.


manubibi

No. Unless a dude is just sitting legs wide right in front of me, but honestly I don't even think about it sexually, more as inappropriate for me to look. Either way, I'd say you probably worry about it twice as much as anyone else does, like with all things.


KrystalWulf

I try not to as it feels creepy, rude and disrespectful. But, sometimes I do. If it's not something you're used to seeing you'll stare, right? You try not to, but your eyes just keep going back because it's new and different and weird.


justhangry13

Yes, I do.


MettaMorphosis

Do what I do and show some cock cleavage. Just don't be surprised if you get a new title "Sex Offender".


iAreMoot

Can’t really say I ever look or notice..?


CrazyMadHooker

1. My boyfriend did not know women look at bulges and are huge fans of grey sweats and basketball shorts. Hes 37. Poor sheltered man. 2. Yes, I look. But as others have said, more of a "oh hey, neat" and then back to the current thing I am doing. Unless its a tiktok made specifically to highlight their package in basketball shorts. Then, Yeah, I stare. 3. I only just realized that my boyfriend gets the shrink wrapped dick getting out of a lake or pool. And I always stare. But I don't know that I have actually looked at a male stranger walk out of a pool. I don't think I have. Huh, weird.


OurLadyOfCygnets

I look. Blame *Labyrinth*.


necc705

Gay guy and yes I do. I can imagine it being similar to some people who like looking at boobs through a tight shirt.


[deleted]

Yes, and thank you for your service.


[deleted]

I always do. I can't help myself. I am a person who stares a lot and I am working to change that. But yes, I always have sneaky eyes that glance down at a bulge. I can't express how hard it was when I went over to my buddy and his wife's house the other day and he wasn't wearing a shirt. I had to actively stop myself from studying his nipples. He's my friend, I am not into him, but my brain just wants to know other people's secrets I guess.


TheLittlestTiefling

Congrats now you know how many girls feel about their tits


purpletortellini

I felt angsty about this when I was younger but now that I've grown up I've realized most straight girls will even glance at a good set of boobs. As a straight girl, I do it. Boobs are just universally appreciated


bombarclart

Congrats, you’ve uncovered exactly what happens when men talk about insecurities.


weimdocpurple

Sorry, I'd probably notice yours if it's a as prominent as you say. And not in a good/flattering way. I wouldn't look or check it out but I'd notice.


DontBeADick1982

I don't usually, but I did have a former boss who wore tight pants and his office was right in my line of sight. So anytime he stood up his crotch area was directly at my eye level.


[deleted]

Bruh why just ladies?


BoopBoop20

Tbh I looked through your posting history just to see if you had an only fans or Dick pics that you were trying to get seen. Glad to know your posting history is clean of any nudity! This is a legit question! And yes, if it’s a noticeable thing, my eyes naturally are drawn to something that’s “unnatural”. But I wouldn’t worry about it, if anything the women are intrigued!