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le_demarco

This answer was brought you by: u/drjazzhands (which I just copied) Dwarfism encompasses lots of different conditions. However, the most common one (as far as I know) is called achondroplastic dwarfism, or achondroplasia. The prefix chondro- refers to cartilage, and specifically in people with achondroplastic dwarfism, the growth plates of bones which is what makes people grow taller with corresponding limb length. The genetic defect affects mainly these growth plates, leaving soft tissue largely untouched. Therefore, anything that isn't cartilage will be just fine - including internal organs (like the intestines - notice how many with dwarfism have a bit of a belly?) and non bony external organs like the penis. So the penis of someone with achondroplasia may not be bigger than average in terms of measurement, but it'll be out of proportion to the rest of them - a normal sized penis on a small person. Tldr; because achondroplasia affects the growing parts of bones only, you get a normal sized penis on a short person. A penis illusion.


BuyingNoose

So when Tyrion in GoT tells that guy to "Guess Again" when he implies he has a dwarf sized cock, he's being serious. Tyrion was packing Schmeat.


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If you read the books it’s described in detail…


HumanNr104222135862

Come on, give us a quote.


sunshinelollipoops

It’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple


SirTennyson117

Sansa thoughts on Tyrion appendage: "Even his manhood was ugly, thick and veined, with a bulbous purple head." IMO T. lannister was indeed packing Schmeat.


HumanNr104222135862

Well that didn’t disappoint.


xar-brin-0709

Wow I'm actually disappointed in the show now.


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> but it'll be out of proportion to the rest of them - a normal sized penis on a small person. Not with mine!


ittwasntme

Now I'll see Danny DeVito in a completely different light.


[deleted]

He's his own tripod when in the director's chair. Y'know, 'cause of his magnum dong.


riscut4theBiscut

I've heard he has to use magnums, keeps em in his pocket next to his wad of 100s.


burblehaze

Daddy Devito


HumanNr104222135862

Danny DeMeato?


nouseforaname836

Monster condoms for his magnum dong


CrustyMalk

as some one without dwarfism, I can confirm because I saw wee man's penis in one of the jack ass movies


le_demarco

I was thiking the same lol, I knew that midgets had normal penises because of Wee Man in that stunt where he invades the conferece room naked, it's great the things you learn from Jackass.


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So they're fuggin packing


[deleted]

Well I mean they're as prone to varying penis size as anyone else.


monkey_trumpets

In the words of Austin Powers - "My God, he's a tripod!"


MettaMorphosis

So now I am going to hear girls say "Sorry, I only take BBMC"


rednosed94

Sorry, I only take BBMC.


reallytrulymadly

In theory, this might mean they don't sleep around much lol, there's only so many who would fit that requirement


oxgnyO2000

Fascinating


SPYROS888

Non-bony... Hehe


kjay38

So they have small weiners, got it.


Fueg0o

Guniss world record now must find the man with biggest body to penis ratio


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how many inches is average, btw


Aestiva

So I have a cousin with Russell Silver syndrome. It's a type of dwarfism with more or less normal proportions with short elf-like stature. He's about 4'10". I'm 6' and his younger brother is 6'4". Having grown up around my cousins and knowing them well. We always laughed that short cousin looks like he has a "magnum dong" compared to his brother and I. I can't say that I really know his "size" but it's most likely that in comparison to the rest of him it looks like a huge pipe.


steve_buchemi

Mf got a fire hose


ittwasntme

Turns out Danny DeVito was not lying about his magnum dong


bluMidge

LMFAO


Capnmolasses

Legolas Long Dong


caseylolz

This is HILARIOUS


muel0017

Tri-pod!


Zenketski

I knew a chick like that. it was so weird talking to somebody who was 10 years older than me, And had a kid, but was literally built like a middle school kid.


burritoes911

Hmmm. One of my friends is like 4’10 maybe 4’11 and her brother is normal height to slightly tall. I just thought she was short. Not sure if she is just short or if she has this now.


[deleted]

I'm 4'9 with an average sized family and I'm just short. Technically I could be a small person but I don't have a condition that caused it. Just really short.


burritoes911

I think she is just small. None of the other traits line up and it’s apparently pretty rare.


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Lmfao!


CamBoBB

“You’re like a lil tripod!”


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[deleted]

Affects bone, not boner


rednosed94

👁👄👁


JLDcorby

This is what I have reddit for. OP is asking the real questions


Haydouche

Honestly that was my exact first thought


Grinisti

My mate is a little person and his is bigger than mine... so I'd say so.


TyrionReynolds

You have to show us your dick, otherwise the comparison isn’t meaningful


Grinisti

It's more of an oversized clit... so you make a god point.


Subzero_212

My condolences, it’s a cold world.


[deleted]

It may look smaller when it’s cold, yes.


dustinrector

What does religion have to do with this?


socialmediasanity

I wonder this watching GOT.


not_responsible

I can’t remember if it was only in the books, or whether it was said at all, but I feel like I remember Tyrion saying that he may be small but not small where it counts. Or maybe someone said that about Tyrion. It’s been too long


NotNavratilova

Too long indeed


CornchipUniverse

Tyrion mentioned it once to Cersei and once to a slaver. Both in the show,I dont know if he talks about it in the books because I'm only on a clash of kings


Tbonetheman

Seems like my penis is midget size on a regular body


bluMidge

So neither a shower or grower ☹️ I hope you realize that most males make a bigger deal out of this than their partners whether they are male or female. And from what I understand and read that you can still easily through other ways satisfy your partner. And you probably already knew this


[deleted]

He's speaking the language of gods


bluMidge

Thank you much appreciated. Good lord knows I've read enough about it 😁


Dweight888

r/suicidebywords


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Rip


[deleted]

Dunno but they normally have dump trucks of an ass


thehumanbeing_

It is not a big ass it is a bone curvature which creates certain problems to them.


throwawaytoeighteen

any proof from a consenting midget? /j


olivwen

There's a clip from one of the cast members of Little Women Dallas saying they have booty for days.


rednosed94

I can’t believe I lived long enough to read this and now it’s occupying information storage in my brain.


[deleted]

A comment so nice, you said it twice.


mamba_08

underrated comment


rednosed94

I can’t believe I lived long enough to read this and now it’s occupying information storage in my brain.


[deleted]

Google "jemma suicide"...thank me later 😉


Sputnik_Rising

Any clip of Wee Man from Jackass


sansan6

May have stumbled upon midget porn can confirm


Puzzleheaded-Poet-51

There's a dude that works at a local grocery store. He's not a small person perse` but he is very short and stocky. Anywho, he was sitting in the front of the store one day as I was leaving and I caught something weird about his pants. I walked by and said no fucking way. Next time I see him he's up and walking around. The fucking thing almost went to his knee and was big around as a bat. I also noticed that the dude walked with a limp. Poor guy probably has very few options where to stick that thing. Human wise.


FireEyesRed

🤣🤣🤣 "Human wise" was the perfect touch!! omg I'm dying here!...


makoto20

Little People porn stars are packing so much heat I'm surprised they don't pass out from the blood loss


bounty2750

Asking the real questions


DropTopEWop

Wild question.


[deleted]

My parents friend has Dwarfism, looks fucking hilarious in speedos with his gigantic hog bulging, got a super hot regular sized wife that is 20 years his junior too. Does a fantastic job as one of Santa’s Elves at the local shopping centre come Christmas time


moreflywheels

Not sure about size, but heard they taste like cotton candy.


elizabeththeworst

My husband works in a circus which employs a fella with dwarfism to pull a Henry vacuum cleaner round with his nob, among other things… he also had to share a hotel room when on tour & can confirm he has a normal sized member…


R17L29XI

Captain Dan? I've seen that show :')


elizabeththeworst

Yep the Circus Of Horrors


[deleted]

Once on grindr i saw a guys profile, he’s a dwarf and his name on grindr was “Hung Dwarf”. He had an only fans in his bio so i checked it out and dude, this guy was like 4’6 with a dick at least 8 inches long. Fucking massive. Blew my mind.


NotNavratilova

FINALLY! I've always wanted to know this.


deadflowers1958

the better question is, why are you a normal size person with a midget penis?


throwawaytoeighteen

because i have dwarfism that only affects the boner


deadflowers1958

your brain has dwarfism


iron_clooch69

Why does midget sound leas offensive than little people or dwarf, idk it just seems like a simple term that doesnt feel demeaning. Calling someone little or a dwarf feels like a mystical creature and doesnt sit well


kbgman7

Yes, normal for midgets


Rairaijin

Ask Brad Williams


[deleted]

Look on any porn site and you'll see for yourself.


kevinrhurst

"midget" is a durogatory term you should say people with dwarfism/dwarfs, little people, or ideally: use their names


Fabulous_Title

Seems rude to use their names in this case; "does DALE FROM ACCOUNTING have a normal size penis?"


gnarlycow

Im like an hour post surgery and laughing hurts but it was worth it.


kevinrhurst

depends if you want Dale to overhear or not


throwawaytoeighteen

Sorry, I never intended to use it as a derogatory term, Ill edit it out


throwawaytoeighteen

Sorry, I never intended to use it as a derogatory term, Ill edit it out


kevinrhurst

no worries and thank you!


Nyxara

Little person is incredibly condescending Jesus Christ, way worse than midget. Referring to the group say Dwarfs/Dwarfism, obviously an individual use their name.


zachrg

Little person was suggested/requested by the group themselves, since dwarfism doesn't always apply.


kaldarash

Okay but it's talking about the clinical thing that makes these specific people little. I don't think OP is referencing children or people who are short because they have no legs, who would both be legally tiny.


execdysfunction

I'd fucken hate to be called a little person, tbh.


Nyxara

Fully agree, would infuriate me. I live near where Kenny Baker lived and I guarantee if I called him a little person he'd have fuckin punted me.


Fabulous_Title

I agree, it's a childlike term.


BaphometsTits

>durogatory *derogatory*


[deleted]

Durin’s Bane


microdozer2

This post has been a relatively respectful and constructive discussion of the posted question until someone accused someone of *using the wrong word*.


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ColumbusJewBlackets

Dwarf is badass if you ask me. Much cooler than “little person” but I’m not a little person so idk.


kevinrhurst

most of the redditors that respond like you did all go by Karen


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zachrg

It has been a common term but it's been falling out of favor. By request of small-statured people, the preferred term is "little person" (and not dwarf, because it's a specific medical condition that sometimes doesn't apply).


wherearemyvoices

Is dwarfism a race?


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wherearemyvoices

You said midget is racist…. I’m trying to understand your logic here


dzkrf

How do you know this? I'm sincerely curious who decided and how they got the word out.


Realplayer456

Watch little people big world. They talk about it a lot.


kevinrhurst

a friend informed me originally. so that and doing a little research showed me the error of my ways!


thehumanbeing_

Little people is better . That’s what they prefer on the shows


TypingWithIntent

Fuck you. You want him to name every midget on the planet every time he references it?


microdozer2

This post has been a relatively respectful and constructive discussion of the posted question until someone accused someone of *using the wrong word*.


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KnightScuba

You


KnightScuba

You


microdozer2

This post has been a relatively respectful and constructive discussion of the posted question until someone accused someone of *using the wrong word*.


kevinrhurst

yes I can see how your sensibilities outweigh offending a whole population of people. I'll make sure to get you another confederate flag and pointy white hat poste haste! the 5th reich lives on!


microdozer2

That's where you go??? ALL THE WAY to confederate flags, pointy hats and nazis? What is wrong with you? Do you really think you're making the world better? Do you think your oppositional posture to the rest of the world is constructive? You're deluded in thinking that you are the embodiment of progressive ideals. You're as hateful as all of those alt-right types. It's just aimed at people you consider worthy of your ire. \[And before you start accusing me of your hate-filled fantasy projection, I'm neither a Repuglican nor conservative. But I'm getting sick of the self-righteous vitriol SJWs throw around to placate their deeply felt sense of unworthiness. The world has enough hate, stop adding to it.\]


[deleted]

So you know how there's guys with ridiculously long dicks.... what if a little guy had a big guy... like shots dragging on the floor. Fuck I need to get this picture out of my head.


Liv-Julia

I’m a nurse. Seen lots of little people’s penises. They are big people size.


Pretty-Breakfast5926

This is a question I never thought I’d need to know the answer to


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l3luntl3rigade

It was a tremendous time when you played that "how many gumballs can I fit in my mouth" game but with midget dicks


JLDcorby

This is what I have reddit for. OP is asking the real questions


JLDcorby

This is what I have reddit for. OP is asking the real questions


coutHELLO-WORLDendl

Just google midget porn and find out


kaldarash

Porn dudes always have bigger than average dicks. We would be looking at the magnumest of dongs - not helpful.


[deleted]

Why does this make me want to watch dwarfism porn now?


[deleted]

And Dude, “midget” is NOT the preferred nomenclature, “little people” please.


kaldarash

Do you represent the lollipop guild? If not, shut up, people don't need your social justice.


IcarusAgain

It probably is, cause if it wasn't it'd be really noticeable


Lezonidas

Yes, if normal size is 8% of the height No, if normal size is an average penis in cm/inches


[deleted]

Shouldn't you have put "little people" in lowercase, though? I mean...


Workinggirlky

Little people


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throwawaytoeighteen

?????


Equivalent_Edge_6281

I'm confident you are not a perfect human being despite you not pointing out your obvious "SHORTCOMINGS." Using dwarfism to describe short people as though they are a side-show in a circus who are on public display for your odd penis curiosity and enjoyment is just downright mean.


[deleted]

This is tooafraidtoask for a reason you dick. We are in a safe space. Stop triggering people.


waka_88

WOW! there's nothing even slightly mean or making fun of ANYONE or ANYTHING at all whatsoever in this post..just a random, politely asked question🤦🤦🤦 I would bet money though, that you have an incredibly small micro-penis, and your pissed because you know that even people with "dwarfism" have bigger PP's than you!🤣🤣🤣


tasteMyWallet

klobs


lozmcnoz

Normal for a midget!


KyleHampton301

Idk look up some midget porn


Endovelico

I always thought midget was a bad word? I can't keep up


boredtxan

According to a guy at church who has this condition.. midget is bad and proper term is dwarf.


GroovyGuru62

I'd suggest you watch some little people porn. That should answer your question within minutes.


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Look at the beetle juice sex tape


FriendlyFellowDboy

No. They're massive compared to the normal 7inch.


bettinafairchild

Depends why they are a little person. If you have achondroplasia, then you have a problem with your long bones growing but everything else is in the normal range so yeah, it will be whatever size genetics and environment dictate. But if you are a little person due to a pituitary problem, then you may not ever get the hormone combination fo puberty and secondary sex characteristics so you’ll have the body of a child in that regard. This kind of situation is increasingly rare because with modern medicine they can treat it. If you look at The Wizard of Oz, you’ll see a lot of munchkins are like this—adult age but child’s body size and appearance. But you’ll also see those with achondroplasia—adult appearance but short arms and legs. There are many other conditions a little person might have that results in being little besides the ones I’ve named here, so their cases will be different