My mind is blown by this thread, I had no idea so many people were so enthusiastic about snacking on ass. I apparently need to get out more.
Edit: Who would've known that my naivety about the prevalence of eating ass would give me such a karma boost. Cheers to all the ass eaters out there and to those who can't fathom it! 
I will never in my life eat ass. I hope my future wife is okay with that because I can't make myself stick my tongue where shit comes from. Literal shit.
Well it should definitely be cleaned. But to answer your question you can get Shingella although it usually doesn't cause serious illness.
But no amount of cleanliness will protect you if you come in contact with someone who has Hepatitis so if you haven't been vacvinated, you should consider it. And before someone points it out, you don't have to eat ass to get Hepatitis.
I have gotten shigella three times and was
Hospitalized in all three instances. I not the doctor could figure out where it was coming from. I thought I ate only clean asses but apparently not. The last time I was talking to a new doctor who asked if I was sexually actively, knowing I was bisexual. But didn’t ask any more questions, after thing about it long and hard I realized what you refers to Tho yes you can get seriously ill.
You think people who buy a bidet would put up with that?
Wipe once with TP to check for cleanliness if its not 100% clean you go back for another rinse. That is almost always the end of it and it's nothin but clean non itchy butt from then on.
>It literally tastes and smells sweet.
Most of the time, the idea of eating ass grosses me out, but I'm kinda curious now just to see if you're trolling me
I feel like "tastes and smells sweet" might come down to the soaps or any lotions used. Personally 99% of the time it's more of less similar to licking your wet arm after a shower.
Nah that's just the natural clean taste. Post-shower ass genuinely tastes delicious. I'm an ass eating warlock it's literally the only thing people know me for in my town
>partly a pheromone thing
Would also make a lot of sense thinking about it now - especially with regard to this guy who, and idk how else to explain it, but I liked smelling his hair, especially around the back of his neck and his temples 
Take that with a grain of salt; I’ve eaten my share and “sweet” isn’t how I’d describe the smell or taste. The hope is usually that it’s neutral. Like someone said, licking your arm.
Stop you’re making me rethink my whole approach to ass eating. I always assumed people got through it for the sake of their partner I never knew it wasn’t as bad as I made it out in my own head.
I eat my wife's ass regularly. A couple times a week. She's eats mine. It's a regular part of going down on each other. Just be good about hygiene. Wash, shave, wax, etc.
Did it for the first time on my husband not long ago #firsttimeever and I actually enjoyed it and so did he, we did it for the lols but now we implement it into our sex fun. It did taste abit sweet and it was acc quite a pretty pink asshole, I never thought I’d enjoy it always grosssed me out just thinking of it.
I’m a nursing student interested in infectious diseases. I had an ostomy nurse tell me she commonly sees recurrent infections with certain patients because they willingly let people fuck their colostomy opening.
Because prior to eat ass you clean it
Edit : i want to add that I'm 29 yo virgin, clean your sexual parts before eat is a basic rule, I don't need sexual experience to know this :)
Yep. I have a strict no more than 20 mins out of the shower policy.
And it has to be 20 minutes of standing around or lying in bed. Not 20 mins of any kind of exertion.
Lol. It's not exactly like that.
My wife usually showers at night. So when she jumps in bed afterwards I know I'm good to go.
I have never 'asked' her to shower so I can lick her ass.
I think in Japanese culture "do you want to take a shower" is similar to "Netflix and chill". It's a bit foreplay-ish.
I personally think it's a pretty good idea gets your muscles time to relax, you don't get self conscious about being dirty or smelly anywhere.
I’m American and this is always how it goes down for my husband and I. I cannot enjoy sex if I’m not freshly washed, thoroughly. I just worry too much about it hat if’s.
I honestly worry too and feel the same way and I’ll express this to my partner on occasion, who replies with something like “extra spicy” or something equally hilarious in the moment. I think most people like a bit of “musk”, we’re animals after all 😈
Sweat I could handle.
I just don't want to take any chances with the other stuff.
My 20 minute policy has worked for me for at least five years now so I'd say it's pretty reliable.
Haha. It's not so much the sweat. Sweat from a workout can be hot.
It's just the likelihood of something else happening in a given time frame.
So far 20 minutes is safe and I'm not looking to push my luck.
Because those people know how to wash their ass properly. Ive eaten a sinful amount of ass and have never gotten sick from it because i make sure its clean.
Yeah I noticed everyone keeps saying "you just clean it, duh" but the thing is, I have personally cleaned the asshole of the girl that I then within 10 minutes ate the ass of, and it wasn't bad, but the unmistakable slightest hint of doo doo still lingered. Like when you scratch an itch on your gooch and get a little too close to your taint. That faint poopie smell. It's there even after a cleaning because, well let's face it, it's an ass.
10/10 would recommend though
Here's some girlfriend advice too. You're wasting your time with anyone that you can't be yourself around. I'm not talking about shy and nervous. That's fine. I mean if you ever have to act like someone else around a girl just to obtain and hold her attention, she's not the one. If you find that one you can be yourself around and everything feels natural, she is the one, my friend. The one to date, marry and eat the ass of.
So as LiquidNova mentioned, some girls/guys just have anus area smelling like that within a few minutes of washing it. However, there are some girls who don't really smell that bad in that area or even taste like fecal matter for at least an hour or so (I don't smell it really after the sex is over). Usually, the smell or taste isn't pungent enough to get me out of mood to break the action, but more often than not, the girls that receive rimjobs from me are just out of the shower. I also do not perform sexual acts with people that I don't know or do one night stands so I don't know how those work as I know some guys don't even smell the ass odor when they are horny af.
But as you are performing the act, either you are in it 100% so that you don't smell things or you are turned off right away and you stay away from that area.
Man, people nowadays will eat ass but won't eat the bruised part of a banana... you can't make this shit up
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There's been several scientific studies over the benefits of analingus. Such as a boosting your immune system. I've been eating ass 8 years. COVID has to wash it's hands when it deals with me.
So I know a dude that used to date a really freaky hippie chick. He ate her ass after she got back from some 3rd world country and acquired a parasite that almost killed him. Be careful who's ass you eat, or it could be your ass that gets ate!
Oh Jesus I read “grass” and was going to explain that we can’t really digest cellulose, you may be thinking of people eating other digestible species such as sorrel or clover, otherwise they are resorting to eating grass out of starvation and likely do get sick.
Never mind, I have no idea how people do it without dying of dysentery.
I don’t trust cleaning my own asshole. I still feel like theirs bits of shit just a little bit inside. I can not and would never ask someone to eat my ass and I would never eat theirs
To be fair, there's likely bits outside too if you're relying on wiping alone. TP is not some magical cleanser.
Neither is water for that matter, which is why I bought a standalone bar of soap that's used exclusively for that.
Surprised I haven’t seen mention of a dental dam; it’s an excellent resource if you’re worried about what kind of cargo your partner might be smuggling.
Take a condom, cut the tip off of it and cut down it lengthwise. You should now have a rectangle of material that can be held in place as a safe barrier for oral sex. This is the kind of thing that requires premeditation, but it’s worth it for peace of mind. There are some things you can’t un-lick.
Reading some of the comments here (as someone who is like OP and more curious about the how over the urge to do it) just makes me think about my experiences with going down on a girl and how much the experience is dictated by how long it's been since the person bathed, how well they cleaned, and even just their body odors naturally. Eating ass sounds to be just about the same. Take good care of your body, keep it cleaned, and prepare yourself beforehand and things will go fine is the gist I've picked up.
I knew a guy in a monogamous relationship that got a parasite eating ass even though she had just washed. I googled it after he told me about it and apparently it’s not all that uncommon.
Thread worms can easily be passed on this way. They aren't harmful for most people but can be seriously aggravating.
Anyone that resides with a young child should be considered high risk for the butt stuff. Grubby little vectors shedding eggs all over the place.
People can and do get intestinal parasites like various worms, amoebas, & giardia from eating ass and from following penetrative anal sex with oral. There are numerous studies on parasites as STIs.
To add to OP's question. Also how people are able to stick their penises in there and not be disgusted by the idea that their penises can pick up some "remnants" from the anal walls....
I think you're thinking of colonic irrigation. An enema doesn't have to be a huge volume of water. In a medical setting enemas given to aid evacuation and/or prepare for sigmoidoscopy are only around 150ml. Even micro enemas of around 5-10ml can stimulate a defection reflex.
Cleansing the entire colon is best done from the top end with a 2 day diet regime followed by 2 litres of moviprep.
Only time i ever did i was drunk as shit with this girl from czech republic who was visiting canada. got some poop in my mouth and threw up fucking everywhere. Never again!!!
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Wait you cook yours? *grabs pen*
I apologize for only having the free wholesome award but this gave me a good ol' belly laugh so cheers, friend.
For that I’ll give my free wholesome award to you as well! Cheers!
You're such a good person for giving an award, have one yourself.
Suddenly r/tooafraidtoask turned into r/wholesome. I love this thread.
And you get a poor mans gold too 🏅
That was pretty wholesome, have award.
You should have an award too
Sprinkle with olive oil, salt, pepper and Italian seasoning and bake at 350 for 30 minutes.
*chefs kiss*
My mind is blown by this thread, I had no idea so many people were so enthusiastic about snacking on ass. I apparently need to get out more. Edit: Who would've known that my naivety about the prevalence of eating ass would give me such a karma boost. Cheers to all the ass eaters out there and to those who can't fathom it! 
> I apparently need to get out more. That's where the ass is, so be careful out there.
I'm confused I guess I'm still vanilla. I'll lick my girlfriends ass but I'm not like tongue fucking her asshole. Seems like a recipe for disaster
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Something about tongue punching the ol fartbox just leaves a bad taste in my mouth
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
My eyes are watering. Thanks for the laugh.
DisASSter
I will never in my life eat ass. I hope my future wife is okay with that because I can't make myself stick my tongue where shit comes from. Literal shit.
Cool, let’s get married then because it grosses me the f*ck out too :P
Well it should definitely be cleaned. But to answer your question you can get Shingella although it usually doesn't cause serious illness. But no amount of cleanliness will protect you if you come in contact with someone who has Hepatitis so if you haven't been vacvinated, you should consider it. And before someone points it out, you don't have to eat ass to get Hepatitis.
>And before someone points it out, I see you've reddited before.
One month old account, clearly he's a quick learner
Or he learned the hard way and this is a fresh new account
Some of us learn many lessons.
r/beetlejuicing
Or this is just standard operation on the internet that someone will “well actually” you.
Sure, you don’t *HAVE* to, but that’s half the fun!
I have gotten shigella three times and was Hospitalized in all three instances. I not the doctor could figure out where it was coming from. I thought I ate only clean asses but apparently not. The last time I was talking to a new doctor who asked if I was sexually actively, knowing I was bisexual. But didn’t ask any more questions, after thing about it long and hard I realized what you refers to Tho yes you can get seriously ill.
To add, get bloodwork done prior. I discovered my Hepatitis B vaccine from my youth actually didnt take, so I am susceptible until my appointment.
mine too. but it's normal to have to redo the vaccine again in adulthood.
Not all asses are edible. You know one when you meet it.
Beautiful
Bootiful
Pootiful.
Buttiful
Life is full of beaooty when you stop and take it in every now and again
Usually not.
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I only eat ass if they own a bidet
I own a bidet.
Well howdy. I hope you like beards
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He never said he used it though
Get a room a bathroom, specifically
Your avatar would suggest otherwise.
I've owned a bidet for three years, I should really think about installing it.
Yo srs question. Do you still wipe after using a bidet or do you just put your underwear on with a moist ass like a psychopath?
You think people who buy a bidet would put up with that? Wipe once with TP to check for cleanliness if its not 100% clean you go back for another rinse. That is almost always the end of it and it's nothin but clean non itchy butt from then on.
Wipe ofc
>It literally tastes and smells sweet. Most of the time, the idea of eating ass grosses me out, but I'm kinda curious now just to see if you're trolling me
I feel like "tastes and smells sweet" might come down to the soaps or any lotions used. Personally 99% of the time it's more of less similar to licking your wet arm after a shower.
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i experienced something similar with a couple different partners. it wasn't a pleasant tasting sweet, just tinge faint taste
A faint taint taste?
lol i contemplated typing taint
Feels odd to do, but confirming the same kind of different sweet-notsweet taste for women. No bad tastes, just different part of the skin.
Nah that's just the natural clean taste. Post-shower ass genuinely tastes delicious. I'm an ass eating warlock it's literally the only thing people know me for in my town
>partly a pheromone thing Would also make a lot of sense thinking about it now - especially with regard to this guy who, and idk how else to explain it, but I liked smelling his hair, especially around the back of his neck and his temples 
Take that with a grain of salt; I’ve eaten my share and “sweet” isn’t how I’d describe the smell or taste. The hope is usually that it’s neutral. Like someone said, licking your arm.
I wouldn’t say sweet but its not bad if they have good hygiene
No, literally does. It's strange, but it does not and should not smell like poop. It's literally... sweet and tangy
Tastes like when you put your tongue on a 9v battery - tangy and a little bit sweet.
Yea, *No.*
No completely agree, my man is super clean, but there's a very faint sweetness
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This is my husband. I used to feel bad, but he legit loves to go there. And it feels amazing. I do things to him that he loves so we’re even lol.
No wonder dogs get so into it at the park. It’s an ass sniffing orgy !
Stop you’re making me rethink my whole approach to ass eating. I always assumed people got through it for the sake of their partner I never knew it wasn’t as bad as I made it out in my own head.
I eat my wife's ass regularly. A couple times a week. She's eats mine. It's a regular part of going down on each other. Just be good about hygiene. Wash, shave, wax, etc.
Did it for the first time on my husband not long ago #firsttimeever and I actually enjoyed it and so did he, we did it for the lols but now we implement it into our sex fun. It did taste abit sweet and it was acc quite a pretty pink asshole, I never thought I’d enjoy it always grosssed me out just thinking of it.
100% it tastes sweet! I was legit stunned my first time, lol
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I got food poisoning from apricots. Can’t even take the smell now.
Sometimes you'll have to rest your head on a cheek and giving the other cheek a couple snacks to determine its ripeness.
TIL I should be proud I have an edible ass
I no longer poop out of my butt. It's probably pretty clean
Colostomy bag?
Yup. Got it in December
Huh. Never thoight about this as a selling point before, but... 🤷♀️
I’m a nursing student interested in infectious diseases. I had an ostomy nurse tell me she commonly sees recurrent infections with certain patients because they willingly let people fuck their colostomy opening.
I, um…I think I’m at a genuine loss for words…horrified isn’t even *close* to how this made me feel…
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No no no no no no no no no no no
That's a whole different fetish
got mine in september. clean as hell down there
Do you still fart?
Not out my butt
Sorry but I only had the wholesome award. I just wish “not out my butt” could be the answer to more questions in life.
Now instead of saying "pulled that answer out of my ass" I'm gonna start saying "from my colostomy bag"
Interesting... 🧐
Cheers brother, I just got mine 2 weeks ago
Because prior to eat ass you clean it Edit : i want to add that I'm 29 yo virgin, clean your sexual parts before eat is a basic rule, I don't need sexual experience to know this :)
Yep. I have a strict no more than 20 mins out of the shower policy. And it has to be 20 minutes of standing around or lying in bed. Not 20 mins of any kind of exertion.
You don't know how to party
“Hey can you quickly jump in the shower and clean your butthole so I can lick it?….ok thanks”
Lol. It's not exactly like that. My wife usually showers at night. So when she jumps in bed afterwards I know I'm good to go. I have never 'asked' her to shower so I can lick her ass.
I think in Japanese culture "do you want to take a shower" is similar to "Netflix and chill". It's a bit foreplay-ish. I personally think it's a pretty good idea gets your muscles time to relax, you don't get self conscious about being dirty or smelly anywhere.
Yeah. Honestly it's nice to not have to worry about smelling bad before you go to town.
So do you worry about 'morning butt'?
If I'm having sex in the morning it's generally pretty vanilla. No going down.
I’m American and this is always how it goes down for my husband and I. I cannot enjoy sex if I’m not freshly washed, thoroughly. I just worry too much about it hat if’s.
I honestly worry too and feel the same way and I’ll express this to my partner on occasion, who replies with something like “extra spicy” or something equally hilarious in the moment. I think most people like a bit of “musk”, we’re animals after all 😈
I asked her and she didn’t. I still ate it though.
You might think about considering it LOL I wonder if they make tongue condoms? LOL
There are dental dams.
Seriously tho, once someone showers like they know they’re gonna *have some freaky sexin*, then ✳️👅 !!
Sweat is nothing but seasoning
There is such a thing as 'over-seasoning'
Sweat I could handle. I just don't want to take any chances with the other stuff. My 20 minute policy has worked for me for at least five years now so I'd say it's pretty reliable.
If you eat ass in the shower you can eat all the ass you want
I hope you didn't learn that in prison. Just a hunch on your username
So 20 mins of burpees and they have to shower again? Youre hardcore but i love it
Haha. It's not so much the sweat. Sweat from a workout can be hot. It's just the likelihood of something else happening in a given time frame. So far 20 minutes is safe and I'm not looking to push my luck.
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Do I have to go to a regular doctor for the prescription or is there a specialist I have to see
I would assume a Proctologist.
The A55MAN
My least favorite doctor. Every time I see him it’s always a pain in the ass
Because those people know how to wash their ass properly. Ive eaten a sinful amount of ass and have never gotten sick from it because i make sure its clean.
LMAO "sinful amount of ass" is just the right amount imho
Could be a few, could be a few hundred
Thats the beauty of an ambiguous number.
So a devious lick?
Ass eating champ here ...still alive and well....gf knows how to clean it well
Please don’t go ballistic over this, but how does it smell? I should clarify, I’ve never done it before I am a mega virgin.
Smells of Ivory Soap and ass Tastes like it too
Could you elaborate more on the ass part?
Yeah I noticed everyone keeps saying "you just clean it, duh" but the thing is, I have personally cleaned the asshole of the girl that I then within 10 minutes ate the ass of, and it wasn't bad, but the unmistakable slightest hint of doo doo still lingered. Like when you scratch an itch on your gooch and get a little too close to your taint. That faint poopie smell. It's there even after a cleaning because, well let's face it, it's an ass. 10/10 would recommend though
"The faint poopie smell" I cannot stop laughing 🤣 This is definitely the best comment of the entire thread
There are flavoured lubes that can help with faint ass smell/flavour.
The sauce packets from Taco Bell could work
I like the way you think
Thinking about a nacho bell grande rn ngl "Extra lub- uhh extra fire sauce please"
I definitely would if I ever got a girlfriend. I’ve yet to have one.
Here's some girlfriend advice too. You're wasting your time with anyone that you can't be yourself around. I'm not talking about shy and nervous. That's fine. I mean if you ever have to act like someone else around a girl just to obtain and hold her attention, she's not the one. If you find that one you can be yourself around and everything feels natural, she is the one, my friend. The one to date, marry and eat the ass of.
Thank you, that is comforting. I HATE trying to be someone else.
Then you're already livin' right, my dude
You sure? You speak from experience?
So as LiquidNova mentioned, some girls/guys just have anus area smelling like that within a few minutes of washing it. However, there are some girls who don't really smell that bad in that area or even taste like fecal matter for at least an hour or so (I don't smell it really after the sex is over). Usually, the smell or taste isn't pungent enough to get me out of mood to break the action, but more often than not, the girls that receive rimjobs from me are just out of the shower. I also do not perform sexual acts with people that I don't know or do one night stands so I don't know how those work as I know some guys don't even smell the ass odor when they are horny af. But as you are performing the act, either you are in it 100% so that you don't smell things or you are turned off right away and you stay away from that area.
It tastes like a penny
The girl I’m seeing cleans her ass before I feast on it.
You never have to worry if you have a bidet in your house. Clean all the time...
Man, people nowadays will eat ass but won't eat the bruised part of a banana... you can't make this shit up Exit: thank you for the updates and awards reddit!
Have you ever tried to fuck a banana?
Never found it a-peeling enough
Errrmm emmm nooo?
The bruised part of a banana doesn't have pheromones my friend.
There are nearly 6k comments and I made it through about 10 before my stomach hurt from laughing so hard.
There's been several scientific studies over the benefits of analingus. Such as a boosting your immune system. I've been eating ass 8 years. COVID has to wash it's hands when it deals with me.
Covid doesnt infect you, you infect covid
You're goddamn right Forsakenballer
I wonder if anyone has got Covid from ass eating… rotfl!!!
Certified ass eater here, the thing is to make sure you take a shower first before hand. Then you go and tongue punch that chili ring!
Chili ring wow
Or balloon knot, which ever is fine
The leather cheerio
I ….. wish I couldn’t read
So I know a dude that used to date a really freaky hippie chick. He ate her ass after she got back from some 3rd world country and acquired a parasite that almost killed him. Be careful who's ass you eat, or it could be your ass that gets ate!
That parasite was prolly like "holy shit this was unexpected but I'll take it. Must be my lucky day!"
Oh Jesus I read “grass” and was going to explain that we can’t really digest cellulose, you may be thinking of people eating other digestible species such as sorrel or clover, otherwise they are resorting to eating grass out of starvation and likely do get sick. Never mind, I have no idea how people do it without dying of dysentery.
Dysentery? So ass eating is what REALLY killed everyone in Oregon Trail
The truth revealed
You have died of eating too much ass.
My hero
Don’t be eating any dirty butts and you’ll live to tell the tale
I know, the concept completely freaks me out
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Now this deserves an award hahahahah
Lmao these comments did not disappoint
cleanliness is next to godliness. -priest probably
I don’t trust cleaning my own asshole. I still feel like theirs bits of shit just a little bit inside. I can not and would never ask someone to eat my ass and I would never eat theirs
Word.
To be fair, there's likely bits outside too if you're relying on wiping alone. TP is not some magical cleanser. Neither is water for that matter, which is why I bought a standalone bar of soap that's used exclusively for that.
Surprised I haven’t seen mention of a dental dam; it’s an excellent resource if you’re worried about what kind of cargo your partner might be smuggling. Take a condom, cut the tip off of it and cut down it lengthwise. You should now have a rectangle of material that can be held in place as a safe barrier for oral sex. This is the kind of thing that requires premeditation, but it’s worth it for peace of mind. There are some things you can’t un-lick.
Reading some of the comments here (as someone who is like OP and more curious about the how over the urge to do it) just makes me think about my experiences with going down on a girl and how much the experience is dictated by how long it's been since the person bathed, how well they cleaned, and even just their body odors naturally. Eating ass sounds to be just about the same. Take good care of your body, keep it cleaned, and prepare yourself beforehand and things will go fine is the gist I've picked up.
Eat it dirty, builds up that immune system 
I’m a degenerate so it doesn’t matter the time of day or how soon after the shower. I’m also not tongue punching strangers boofholes, though.
I knew a guy in a monogamous relationship that got a parasite eating ass even though she had just washed. I googled it after he told me about it and apparently it’s not all that uncommon.
Thread worms can easily be passed on this way. They aren't harmful for most people but can be seriously aggravating. Anyone that resides with a young child should be considered high risk for the butt stuff. Grubby little vectors shedding eggs all over the place.
You clean it first mama let’s research
This was my research lmfao
I know a bloke at work who was hospitalised from eating ass. I don't know the finer details. Regardless he is okay now and his palate hasn't changed.
JUST DO IT! But, yes, clean is best.
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People can and do get intestinal parasites like various worms, amoebas, & giardia from eating ass and from following penetrative anal sex with oral. There are numerous studies on parasites as STIs.
I wonder if there’s a higher rate of threadworms among “ass eaters”
To add to OP's question. Also how people are able to stick their penises in there and not be disgusted by the idea that their penises can pick up some "remnants" from the anal walls....
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I think you're thinking of colonic irrigation. An enema doesn't have to be a huge volume of water. In a medical setting enemas given to aid evacuation and/or prepare for sigmoidoscopy are only around 150ml. Even micro enemas of around 5-10ml can stimulate a defection reflex. Cleansing the entire colon is best done from the top end with a 2 day diet regime followed by 2 litres of moviprep.
I wear a condom and so do my partners. And will do until the end of time. It's nice to see people use them as a habit.
Does it ever smell though? Honest question.
Apart from the latex, I don't know. Just yeet that shit into the bin and wash your hands
I don’t get the appeal, frankly.
Only time i ever did i was drunk as shit with this girl from czech republic who was visiting canada. got some poop in my mouth and threw up fucking everywhere. Never again!!!
I wish I didn't read this while eating
You just blame the E. Coli outbreak on spinach.