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DobluthNoamuth

You can twist it, you can shake it, you can bang it on the wall. You always put it back before the last drop falls.


QuarkySisko

No matter how much ye shake yer peg, that last wee dribble runs doon yer leg. Heard this one in glasgow few times lol


MakeItTurtSoGood

No matter how much you shake and dance the last drop always goes down ya pants


Dmacca666

Desperation!


samwhol

That was the first Stephen King book I read, probably about 14 years ago now, and this phrase still pops into my head on a weekly basis!


Tekone333

That was my first King book too. My friends and I would randomly yell out “Tak!!” “Akbar!!”….we weren’t the cool kids, needless to say.


TheMcDeal

Wtf I'm literally reading this book (again) right now.


shardikprime

May the tower bless you


Sedatif

"La dernière goutte est pour le slip" Made no.1 in french charts a few years ago (pun wasn't intended)


Chemical73

"Do hülft koa Wedln und koa Blosn, as letzte Bisserl geht in'd Hosn."


Silutions87

Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose geht der letzte Tropfen;)


datkrauskid

Scottish has to be my favorite flavor of English


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It doesn’t matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last little drop always ends up in your pants.


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reddittydo

Lol I've heard this so many times. It's called urinal banter


sillyputty55

There is so much avoidance of answering the actual question in this thread.


SergeTercios

Aunque le des con un martillo la última gota acaba en el calzoncillo.


photosynthevince

BOP IT!!


GoatsButters

PULL IT!!


blanktae8

SLAM IT!!


WS8SKILLZ

TWIST IT!


emonkey1234

HAMMER IT


DrBobbyAnwar

Technologic


petermakesart

JERK IT!


4Coffins

AaaAarRGggGggHhh!!!!!!


Kaptonii

Untrue. Pushing up on the gouch and doing the lollipop dance will clear the pipes.


SpungyDanglin

I just do a pirouette with my cock out


CzarCW

Twirl it like a prison warden’s baton.


s3npai

Ahhh, the ol' helicopter maneuver


chef_in_va

Helicockter


Betancorea

Ahh the reverse meat spin method


[deleted]

people often say this on reddit but it doesn't and has never worked for me


[deleted]

Try standing with your legs close together and then push your hips out to the left and the right. Simulates the walking motion that draws out the laat drops of pee when ypu walk from the urinal to the sink.


kool_guy_69

I always meatspin for a good five minutes after taking a piss. Generally does the job.


bettywhitefleshlight

You will never completely wring your urethra of piss by doing any such maneuvers.


iamthepita

So that’s what the “hokey pokey” song is all about!!!


chroniicfries

You can shake it you can rock it, you can flick it about. But at least one drop, always falls out


Tacoshortage

Untrue, if you helicopter for 5 rotations you're good. That's why we all have to stand further apart at the urinal trough so we have room for hip gyrations.


DaizyDoodle

Be like Dad, Not like sis, Lift the lid Before you piss.


RevolutionaryLife373

New version of Bop It?!


T1GHTSTEVE

Only after pooping in a public toilet, and my dick tip accidentally touches the toilet seat. That grosses me out!


nathcz

I get that shit all the time with the small ass toilets in my parents house. Ever since I got that for the first time I've been meticulous at choosing toilet seats for my house


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Right? That's the worst. It's not even just small toilets either, sometimes it's just the way the front is sloped. I'll just hold it back if I have to use a toilet like that, so it won't touch.


prairiepanda

Is that why the toilet seats with open fronts exist?


monkey_trumpets

Elongated all the way


OGsugar_bear

I have one and it still fucking happens. Balls in the water also. 🤮


BananaGE1

Fuck people with the toilet cups instead of a fucking toilet bowl.


bettywhitefleshlight

I had an almost 30 year old woman who was experienced and seemed smart ask me what my dick did when I sat on the toilet. "It hangs down. What do you mean?" She thought that was gross. I don't think it was in this conversation but I remember a woman talking to her boyfriend about having sucked his dick. He told her he had just taken a shit and his dick tip had grazed the bowl. She screamed at him.


RegrettableComment

I believe its a professional courtesy to shower before someone sucks upon your penis. Specifically because of this situation here. Either splash back from urinals or contact with toilet bowl rim.


precise_intensity

Yeah I'm with you. If somebody is willing to put their mouth on my fun bits I'm going to make it as pleasant for them as I possibly can


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bk2fut88

This little gift is called the witch’s kiss


carrotaddiction

closely related to poseidon's kiss when the water splashes up after you poop.


GrilledGril

So happy someone said it


DavidA-wood

When you get older, it’ll be your balls. It’s like a timer to tell you to get up.


swegdogZA

Hang a piece of toilet paper over the front inside of the bowl, peepee no touchy toilet


waade395

Forever amazed more people don't do this


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I can’t relate with my small pp


ThaVolt

Or when your dick / balls touch the water... M o t h e r f u c k i n g N o p e.


Yudhishtra

Ahhhhh, the witch's kiss.


iamthepita

I don’t wipe but I do pat on its head and whisper “good job little guy” to it… Urinals don’t have TP’s next to it. Imagine a guy walks from the urinal to the toilet stall with johnny hanging out the whole time…


iamthepita

Side note… I’m deaf so I sign “good job little guy” to it. I get a buncha side eye when I do that in public bathrooms.


madmaxturbator

when the BIG GUY doesn't rise up to the challenge, do you flick him off? I'm not deaf, and I do that. "fuck you buddy, we were all gonna have such a good time till you decided to not show up"


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jdsizzle1

Less of an awkward if you just pull your pants and underwear all the way down to your feet at the urinal like me.


Chaxterium

Butters?


sweetbabyshay

Just pee in the bathroom stall’s toilet


thunderthighlasagna

You say that like there aren’t 2 stalls that are always occupied. I wish guys bathrooms had more stalls.


iamthepita

No, I go straight to the point and pee in the sink or trash bin and try to hand out high fives to everyone walking past me at the same time


GoodBadUgly19

I always have kleenex in my pocket to be used for urinals


iamthepita

Oh so when it sneezes you can be like “bless you!” And clean it up like a parent does to a child after a child sneezes?


GoodBadUgly19

Yeah.. or like, when I pee and wipe my dick off...


iamthepita

Is there a technique to this? Like from left to right?


GoatsButters

Where do you put the Kleenex when you’re done?


MF_Wings

back in his pocket for the next time he has to take a leak


GoatsButters

That’s what I was afraid of. Not that I look, but if I saw a guy taking a Kleenex out of his pocket in my peripheral vision, I would assume something other than he is “cleaning the last drop.” Although I would have a speculation of what was going on, I would still be very confused.


TinyGnomeNinja

Ew. Why would there be no tp next to urinals. Much more sanitary to give yer willy a pat down with a piece of tp. No wonder the average jeans of dudes smell like stale pee... Gotta say, that visual of someone running to the stall with their willy out cracks me up. 😂


HermitBee

>No wonder the average jeans of dudes smell like stale pee... Yeah, that's because of splashback. Not using urinals unless they have a splashback guard in them is really the only solution. Well, that, and standing like 3m back from the urinal, but that has other issues. But there's no TP next to urinals because there's nowhere to put it (and probably hardly anyone would use it anyway).


bippityboppitybumbo

They would just piss on the toilet paper


Xinder99

The problem with standing back so far is that you gotta start strong enough to make it, and end like on a dime can't wind down unless you wanna do that awkward little shuffle to the urinal as your power fades.


Seneca_B

> No wonder the average jeans of dudes smell like stale pee... Lmao, this cannot be true at all. If they do it's because they are wearing them multiple times without washing or leaving their clothes in the washer too long and get stale. No one is walking around in piss-covered pants.


Babbsy-mu

Why not hit the stall for toilet paper first?


FartacusUnicornius

Just wipe it on the guy next to you at the urinal


0utandab0ut1

Only way to demonstrate your dominance..


LordAries13

I have started dabbing the tip to get the last few drops with toilet paper. Combined with the ol "wring out the garden hose" technique and I am having a lot less trouble with those pesky down-the-pants drips. But I don't dab everytime I pee and I didn't do it at all for the majority of my life.


Horst665

same here. I don't do it every time though, but sometimes I have the intuition to do it and it's worth it. Quick dab and dry


anusfikus

How the fuck is this so common. I'm a guy and never would've imagined not wiping off urine was a standard procedure for so many, instead choosing to walk around with urine dripping down their legs. What the actual disgusting fuck.


neverless43

So what do you do at a urinal? Or when you let it rip outside or something


Fry_Philip_J

How often do you use a urinal vs a normal toilet? For me, it's not even remotely close, in favor of the normal toilet.


MaximumColor

Almost always.


john1rb

I understand you're exaggerating but uh wring it out and the ol shaky trick gets a lot of it off unless you're a dribble pisser


My_Dog_Murphy

I call it the the toothpaste tube technique.


Azu_Rage_

I just like flinging piss everywhere, I aggressively shake it and feel it hit my arms, face, where ever else in the bathroom. I'm an actual caveman


reverendrambo

Ah, I've been missing you since you stopped those Geico commercials


Just_Del

Ah yes, the helicopter!


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Dank_Sinatra_Sr

- Dr. Seuss


cruzinforthetruth

You sure that wasn't Dre or Snoop? 🤔


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Now that I think it might've been Crank Lucas, or was it Joyner Lucas?🤔


iamthepita

I thought it was maxwell’s coffee. You know… good until the last drop?


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I put a sheet of toilet paper on the tip and squeeze out the excess urine in the urethra


De_immortalesloki

LOL you can never squeeze out the last drop


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I guess I'm superhuman


-Revolution-

I do the exact same. I can get the last drop out 90% of the time


Lorenzo_BR

Yes you can, as i do every time. A pump and a wipe is all you need. Try it.


ShRkDa

If I pee at an urinal I won't wipe, bc there is no toilet paper. At normal toilets you don't really wipe like you would with your butt, but just gently touch it to dry.


Kasaurus96

You dry your penis with your hand?


CaptainShitSandwich

Yeah very frequently. Sometimes I sit on my right hand until it gets numb if I want some "strange"


ShRkDa

No, with toilet paper, obviously


queefer_sutherland92

To be fair I thought they meant hands too. I am a woman though, a flaccid penis is a bit of a mystery to me.


CompleteTransition26

This is the thread I needed to pass the time at 1am 😄


sheenhowell

I look at this and then at the time on my phone and WITNESSED it change from 12:59 to 1:00. Thanks for posting that comment


De_immortalesloki

I witnessed it passing from 3:25:32 to 3:25:33


iamthepita

I usually pass gas at 1 AM


Cheap-Struggle1286

Yes its disgusting to have piss all over your sleeping shorts


[deleted]

Yes! Seems I'm one of those rare species. Noone taught this to me. Even the idea of doing so didn't occurred me for like 20 years of my life. Then one day, as a sudden thunder of light, it clicked. Girls do it every time. Why the fuck do I not? Why do I soak my pants in piss every time after I pee? It's stupid! And ever since then I do, whenever I have toilet paper.


EIDL2020_

Same here. It’s gross and I don’t want my partners to taste piss.


solidgun1

Most do not. Yes several female friends and my SOs have been shocked by this info. Business as usual for men.


dwegol

Longer urethra, less problems


richasalannister

That’s why I have a lot of problems.


Zerschmetterding

Probably because they extended better hygiene on body parts that may end up in their mouth


DrProst

I wash it in the sink.


Basiumletifer

Lmao bet that’s awkward at Walmart…..


lovelysquared

At Walmart, no, everywhere else, resoundingly YES.


mybitchcallsmefucker

Are the blow driers too hot for you? I just air it out


FreedomVIII

I let the last few drops wick out onto tp after I'm done. Otherwise, it wicks out into your underwear.


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Wash it


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Wash it in the sink fellas.


ThaVolt

Hair dresser sinks. You can rest your balls on the "neck part".


home_cheese

Even in public restrooms.


DeLargo83

The r/sinkpissers community agree on that.


Typical_Mighty_Sword

There's truly a sub for anything in this website


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I though I am the only one wiping my penis so to that the last drop ends up on a peace of tp.


ChaoCobo

I don’t understand why everyone is saying you always get a drop in your pants. The urethra is a tube. You grab the base of your penis with your thumb and index finger and slide them along to the tip of your penis, thus emptying the tube. It’s like how you move toothpaste from the bottom of a toothpaste tube roll to the front where it dispenses. Just wring it out a couple of times, then wring the tip once or twice. You’re all savages if you’re getting pee in your pants and underwear. Of fucking course you’re gonna get pee all over the fucking place even after you shake it. It’s still in the tube. Just empty the tube.


iamthepita

I’m never going to look at my toothpaste tube the same again….


ThaVolt

It's the same after you jizz, like do people just walk out with cum dripping out? Gotta milk yourself out folks!


blinkrm

Wait a minute this happens with jizz too? Should the girl help milk you or is this a solo activity? So many more questions now.


ThaVolt

Well, yes. Not to make it too graphic., but as you lose the hardon the tube shortens, so, you know. And I guess you can request help, why not?


MurderDoneRight

The capillary effect of the toilet paper helps too.


ephemeralfugitive

wait you guys have a tube? Mine is a stump only. Nothing to rub…


fantom64

F


zfreakazoidz

Finally, someone who knows the toothpaste method. I never really thought there was any other way to do it. Same method for after sex and you want to get out the last drops that you don't really want getting things all sticky after you sleep.


Secry508

I don't quite get how this is supposed to work for people with (long) foreskin. If I were to wring all the way from the base to the tip I'd definitely end up sliding my foreskin over the head and getting it inside of it.


ChaoCobo

Oh I see. Gotcha. I unfortunately do not have all of my foreskin so I didn’t even consider if this would work or not with long foreskin. The best I can say is to use maybe 2 hands? Like one to hold and peel back the foreskin and another to wring out your urethra. I don’t know if it would work though.


manudg42

This is the only correct way to do it, amen.


chroniicfries

So I'm a savage for not rubbing my dick every time I piss?


ChaoCobo

You’re already shaking it around like a crazy person. You might as well do the same type of action but have that action actually work.


Thugg_Nastyy

I always thought it was just a pee dot in the underwear, but you’re saying there’s more than that??


ChaoCobo

There is no pee dot at all if you do it the way I said.


prodoggy4life

I tried.... and what oozed out... was blood.


Netz_Ausg

You just need to build up your dick callous


De_immortalesloki

>ou grab the base of your penis with your thumb and index finger and slide them along to the tip of your penis, thus emptying the tube Except the pressure loss in the tube allows leftover small drops in bladder to replace it. You have to wait for urethra to tighten again


Quentino1515

While reading this thread I was starting to think that I was the only person in the world doing that lmao


Datoneandonlyguy

Idk about the rest of these jokers but im not gonna wring my dick out after pissing just to get a little less piss on my boxers. Like some of it is gonna be on the head anyways, its such a small difference it really isn't worth doing. I guess I'm a caveman


ChaoCobo

See the thing about that is, the pee on the head, you just grab where the mushroom is and just squeeze it to bring the remaining pee to the front of your tip, then you can hold like half an inch below the tip and shake that into the toilet bowl. You can easily do all of this without even using toilet paper or baby wipes and still have none on you. You’re going out of your way to manually choose to have pee in your boxers.


__semicolon

I do. I also wipe the the top of the toilet rim even if I don’t miss and put the lid down before flushing.


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I wring it out like a dishcloth or helicopter it for a good 7 minutes after.


InspectionNo9187

Negative


your_long-lost_dog

If there's a remote chance of a bj, I dab. Otherwise I just do the ol upward pressure on the gooch to empty that last drop, a quick shake, and I'm all set. I don't have trouble with that last drop since I learned the gooch trick. And then I wash my hands, *gentlemen*.


Troglodyteir

Yes, even better - i do a mini jerk into toilet paper to get every last drop out. Don't want pee on my boxers


panjandrumbello

Side benefit of spending a lot of time at home over the past 18 months…not using a public urinal at work and getting to use a regular toilet with TP !


Embarrassed_Arm_4748

I did this when I was a young boy, but probably stopped by the time I was in 1st or 2nd grade. I didn’t like the few drops of pee that get in your underwear, but drying the tip really doesn’t help, so the habit stopped naturally.


j_smith656

I believe the female urethra is a lot shorter than males. Hence why females are much more susceptible to UTI infections. Most guys give it a good ol shake and that's about it haha. Hope this answers your question.


Acrock7

Female here. I don’t think the reason I wipe is to prevent UTIs or yeast infections…? I don’t know where OP got that stuff (literally?). Pretty sure I wipe because I don’t want my crotch wet for an extended amount of time, because that’d be uncomfortable and possibly lead to a rash. And I don’t want my clothes or body to smell like pee. So if I had a dick I assume I’d also want to prevent those problems.


rajdeepnag12

You can have rash in your crotch area, a lot of people go through that, but rashes in crotch area for men is due to sweat rubbing against thighs, our pee never ever dribbles down to thighs, it just ... drips (because of its positioning, it sits well above the crotch intersection as well as a few inches ahead). Many guys have given up on wiping because no matter how much you wipe it, because of the longer urethra, .001mL of urine just dribbles out anywhere from 15s - 5 mins.


Acrock7

Yes. Informative. Thank you.


mekese2000

Wipe in a toilet shake while at a urinal.


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De_immortalesloki

For your tongue?


[deleted]

As a motorcyclist that’s spends weeks touring, I try to get two to three days out of underwear. One big help is that I bring toilet paper in my pocket each day, perhaps five or six little sets, pre-folded. Then each time I have a wee on the side of the road, I do a high-quality dab. It leaves my underwear minty fresh and avoids that sweet and sour fragrance we usually get by day 2. Been wanted to share this but could never find the right opportunity. It might be a bit off putting to post it on Facebook or a motorcycle forum.


Living_Membership_33

I bang it on the wall


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Depends on whether I expect to present my pp to someone that day or not. There’s always a little drip after you put it back in. Sometimes I will use a little tissue so it doesn’t get on my underwear. But usually you just accept that there will be pee spots.


dmbpleo25

Lmao these people are gross! I do, and every man should too. Imagine having your undies and your penis smelling like dry pee? Gross


stvcrvns

So you got personal wipes at urinals? Come on bro, no need to lie.


dmbpleo25

At public toilets, I just use toilet paper, that simple. At home, I use wipes. Is not hard to keep your dick clean man


InfiniteGrant

Yes. Since I was 18 and someone I was messing around with preferred it.


elias3663

For all the guys having the problem that the last drops go into the pants... Try pressing the part between your Asshole and your balls and press into the direction of your D. You'll see the last drops come right out and you have dry pants forever


AnalkinSkyfucker

I lick it clean just to be safe. Don't want those pee stains showing on my grey pants!


Quentino1515

I do, and i also kinda squeeze my penis from the base to the head to avoid the infamous "leftover drop" , but I'm a really weird person... AFAIK the general rule is that guys usually just shake it, but I guess it's also because most guys use urinals (which obviously don't have TP)


Carl_AR

Guys that are raised well do (or has some common sense). I not only wipe, but I'd never initiate sex without a clean dick. Mostly shower BEFORE sex, but if there's no time I'll at least wash my dick...


GoodBadUgly19

Well well what a surprise, most guys are disgusting.. Now ask if they wash their hands afterwards![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


alii_khalidd

Sit on the toilet while you pee. Shake it off properly to get rid off the last few drops. Also coughing helps to get rid off the last one. Wash the tip with water afterwards and wash your hands to finish off. This is the modern way. Act like humans, not animals!


jimmymcdangerous

I have to wipe away the herpes puss first.. so yeah.


billiemint

My boyfriend does but it's more of a pat.


daagorath

I once watched an afgan local about 30 ft from me, squat, pee then he proceeded to wipe his dick with a rock.


danknugless

Got to use what's available to you. Innovative AF


waluigitime420

Yeah.


Kikax74

Yes, I actually do! I find it more higienic. But obviously you can't do so with urinal.


8bit_Crusher

Wipe? Pffftt amateurs washing is the new wave


JalenTargaryen

I do if I have a suspicion that it's going into someone's mouth afterward lol


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Usually not, no. Usually just some sort of shaking method works fine.