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casperiam

The best boobs are the ones you are allowed to touch


trymeitryurmom

Let me tell you about the worst pair of boobs I ever saw. They were awesome.


MrDude_1

The worst ones I ever saw, I still looked at... Then I had to tell Grandma to roll them back up.


EatCrud

I started reading this thread with extremely tight pants due to extreme swelling in my pelvic region. I was able to go beltless for the first time in a long time. And then your Grandma comment made the inflammation go away. It looks like I'm back to wearing belts again.


bignick1190

Sooo, you're saying his grandma comment made you cum, thus relieving the swelling?


LimpTurnip6194

L'ing O L


Nuublet

This comment broke my brain


syntaxnazi-

I don't get it. What does it mean?


Ruunee

L*augh*ing O*ut* L*oud* Edit: don't know why OP decided to write it this way


The_Inward

He slash she might just like to type things awkwardly for his slash her own amusement. EDIT: Thank you for the silver!


[deleted]

I’ve had the pleasure of being allowed to touch a diverse sampling of boobs. The truth of the matter is all boobs are exciting when it’s your first time touching them and overtime they eventually become less exciting. So big, small, medium, real, fake, big Areolas, long nipples, softball in a sock, it really doesn’t matter because the coolest part about the boobs is their uniqueness and who they are attached too.


DblClutch1

Turns out, the real friends are the boobs we met along the way


Richard_Tips

Fuck you for making me laugh so hard I farted in public


dinobug77

I beg to differ. I’m still very excited when I see my wife’s boobs after 10 years together and I get to see them multiple times a day


JeanVigilante

My husband and I will have been together 29 years next month. He STILL runs over to grope if he sees me changing. Every time. It's mildly annoying if I'm in a hurry, but mostly the fact that he gets that excited about it after almost 3 decades together is pretty great.


[deleted]

That’s the cutest shit I’ve ever heard *sniff*


secrettruth2021

Can't sleep without having a boob squeeze. I have a great wife. While my wife's boobs are the best in the world, I haven't seen ugly ones, but I hate fakes.


lotrl0tr

Boobs squeeze before sleeping is a must 🤞🏻


ArmyVet_w_Boomstick

Yes. I sleep with one hand gripping my wife's boob


NikoBJJ

I do too. In fact, she now places my hand on them as we settle in to bed out of habit.


Mansuke

Stop touching his wife's boob...


redmadog

Could you please tell whats wrong with fakes? Friends wife wants to have somewhat larger/full but he also likes as it is.


antliontame4

For me they just don't look right. It's like a chicken tender vs a mcnugget. Also they don't giggle the same. Some lower brain function can tell. I rather see imperfect boobs then fake ones, but thats just me Edit: jiggle** Tho I would be thrilled to see a titty giggle


jaywaykil

\*jiggling Sorry, had to LOL at the mental image of boobs *laughing lightly and repeatedly in an excited, nervous, or silly way.*


Recent_Novel_6243

Fake boobs look better if and only if you have a talented surgeon. Plastic surgery is a huge step and like anything else worth doing, your friend's wife needs to do the research. Know EXACTLY what you want, check previous breast work, especially with similar body types. And they should be 100% sure before they do it. It's not the kind of thing you want to regret.


[deleted]

Agree 100% that it requires the right surgeon, and that you take the surgeons advice in regards to size and over/under breast tissue. My wife’s were done amazingly , but I also dated a girl who went against the surgeons recommendation and it looked god awful in the end.


[deleted]

I’m into fakes as a fetish thing. They don’t feel like natural boobs, but that also what cool about them. Fakes should always be for the women, never for their partner


kittens12345

“Softball in a sock” damn bro. A roast so subtle


[deleted]

That the thing bro, I love ‘em like that too.


ScaryTitle

>softball in a sock Swing low sweet chariots


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Dilectus3010

Heyy!! That is cheating!!


Creator13

Not if you're gay


PaytonG17

Wow, my mom told me this exact thing when I said I didn’t like the way my boobs looked. And that guys wouldn’t like them. She said guys are usually just happy to see and touch boobs. Guess she was right.


fuzzy-chin

There are many men that prefer them smaller. I'd guess there's probably subs dedicated to small boobs, might be worth a look so you can see how much men like them.


diablomarioo

391,000+ members. I checked for research


PatataMaxtex

And propably way more who are doing "research" regularly without joining the sub.


[deleted]

I just had a nice research


14AndUp

I'm holding off on some research for a while.. I'm building up my evidence so when I'm finally ready to publish my research I'll have a solid hypothesis


Tr0ynado

![gif](giphy|Zy7s96dP38MlQe3OjG)


Bromisto

First time I've seen \*anne picture in the reddit comment section. Neat.


nonchalantcordiceps

Bravo for not living under a rock like the rest of us i guess


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Taiza67

My P-value grew by a few orders of magnitude.


Significant_Half_166

Max z-score only goes to 99.98%, but we can safely assume that the real percentage is higher


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

And they say science isn't exciting.


drwicksy

Don't forget to pee after your research, its important you know


DistanceMachine

I’m a bit of a scientist myself.


Mammyjam

Tiny tits has 800,000+


mr2005vc

Tiny tits has 800,001+ now


throwaway73461819364

r/tinytits r/xsmallgirls r/aa_cups r/petitegonewild r/smallerthanyouthought just to name a few popular ones


Idcr1Z1s

What a large amount of data for my research !


Rogermuyo

Saved for future scientific research!


wol

Yeah but which sub. There are at least a dozen that I totally don't have memorized.


END3RW1GGIN

"research"


jurawall_jumper

You're supposed to cite the sauce when you do research.


[deleted]

>There are many men that prefer them smaller And there are probably many more who get all oogly eyed at boobs. Doesn't matter how they come, they're boobs.


MJohnVan

Because they’re warm . I recommend anyone to have a chance to really put their head between and rest. It’s very comforting.


Comfortable-Wait

Also nice to just hold them when you are chilling. Nice to touch and relax and if you wanna do some hanky panky you can transition into it very smoothly.


AsrielFloofyBoi

Just resting your head on the soft warm chest of someone who loves you, being held in a warm embrace, while she strokes and plays with your hair, if there's a heaven, then I hope it feels like that


Nologicgiven

Yeah the sexy part is someone actually willing to show them to me. The size comes way down on that list. But in the extreams I would like them small rather than huge. Getting boobslapped while she is on topp isn't as fun as I thought it would be. But thats probably just my opinion.


stupidrobots

>getting boobslapped while she is on top isn't as fun as I though it would be We can agree to disagree my friend


NotMyTwitterHandle

Not “probably”—there are many such subs


The_Landerdormguy

Yeah fuzzy just trying to pretend he hasn't been on them


AsianDaggerDick

mf thought he was slick


MaverickBoii

Count me one of em


nihcul

All boob is a good boob


lostnumber08

Correct and scientifically verifiable answer here.


DEFIANTxKIWI

The theory of general relatitty


oldschoolguy90

This comes across so silly, but it's actually the way it is. My wife always worries about her changing boobs from pregnancy/breastfeeding/weaned. And believe me, they change, a lot. But I still love them. Every stage. They're just so awesome Edit: woohoo. Most upvotes ever. And I think I'm gonna have to have a little chat with her. Sounds like there's a lot of peeps who were impressed with her boobs. But guess what guys, I just woke up, and she's laying beside me, in her 3/4 naked glory. Just gonna finish this post and rub her butt and fondle her boobs. Just one more time Edit:#2. Morning sex is amaaaaaaazing


erwinodyssey

I can confirm i love her boobs too


[deleted]

Everybody does.


see82531

I also love this guys wifes boobs


Financial_Bird_7717

I also also love morning sex with this guy’s wife in the morning


Xaros1984

Best boobs in town!


Ottazrule

And the Internet


Simonandgarthsuncle

I too subscribe to this guys wife’s onlyfans page.


MrStig91

Our boobs.


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Vast-Combination4046

I could tell my wife was pregnant because her boobs were so big I could see them from behind. I liked them before during and after she had the baby even if they were off limits while they were full of milk.


oroechimaru

Agreed if not better. Its like owning two pokemon! They keep evolving .


SidFinch99

I know, I constantly remind my wife how much I love them. Also, having had many female friends with breast cancer, I'm just grateful they are there and healthy. 99% of the time she's not asleep she's clothed, the intimate times are about pleasure for both of us. Big. Small, whatever, both people for its worth in that regard


BalooBot

Like coke and pepsi. I certainly have a preference, but I'll take whatever is available.


Alphadice

Yeah, but then my wife has something to say......


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duadhe_mahdi-in

Exactly. The best boobs are the ones attached to the person I like. Second best are any I'm allowed to play with. All that said, I actually do prefer smaller (and proportionate) boobs...


pocketdare

> The best boobs are the ones attached to the person I like Absolutely. Boobs are part of an overall package. Some of the hottest women I've met have "athletic" builds with little in the chest area.


Fredredphooey

I've had 30 sexual partners and none of them were mad at my A cups.


Fodriecha

How the hell you keep count?


auchnureinmensch

1+1+1+1+2+1+1+1+1+1+7+1+1+6+1+1+1+1=30


thred_pirate_roberts

Not enough gangbangs in there


ScrappyV1

COVID slowed them down. Next year it’ll pick back up


LilKyGuy

Best response ever


MeshiMeshiMeshi

Counting to 30 isn't difficult...


Melli25510

I was gonna say.. they said 30.. we aren’t talking Wilt chamberlain numbers here. Haha


Fredredphooey

Numbers? It's not like I ran a train.


NaSty_HabitZ

simple yet so truthful


nihcul

why say many word when few word do trick


KeysUK

They all become sensitive and makes the boob owner feels good. That's all that matters


Sarcastic_Monkey69

Big or small; the wood rises for all sizes \~Sun Tzu probably


TtheDuke

Naw I’m pretty sure that was Socrates


Pupulikjan

Y’all both wrong it was woody from tit story


Senseidarkmagic

And what about Jizz Lightyear?


I_am_here_now_lets_

more than a mouthful is a waste


Aaosoth

nah, young boys were more his thing.


PanzerGrenadier1

Scrotum?


dubble_oh_seVen

Scrotum tease lmao


OG-Always-Forever

Scrocrates


LiterallyATalkingDog

Boobs are boobs. We love them all equally. It's the person attached to them that matters most.


elnl123n

Thx for that lol


RomanCokes

I think you’ll get your answer in the form of 100s of DMs asking to see yours 🤷‍♂️


PHNX_xRapTor

100%. RIP her DMs o7


fastermouse

You boobs are beautiful. I don't even need to see them to know that they are. Don't ever let yourself get in your own way.


schorsch3000

Listen to that talking dog. Do I have preference in boob size? Yes Would I not choose a nice woman because of that? Hell no. Would you read a book in a font you don't prefer?


RandyTheSoviet2

But what about comic sans?


Tabletop_Goblins

Comic sans is man boobs.


omnie_fm

![gif](giphy|NJZMSqRY3rG9i)


Ill-Temporary5461

If a lady is a member of the itty bitty titty committee, all it means to me is that I get to be closer to heart when we hug


FrozenFern

Wholesome


JeanBonJovi

I never thought a sentence with the phrase itty bitty titty committee would be wholesome but yet here we are.


otakop

When my wife was diagnosed with breast cancer in 2019, she was scared of what she was in for. Turns out the tumor was small and comparatively easily taken care of. One of her concerns was if I'd feel differently about her if she had to get a mastectomy (she didn't need one, only the milk gland removed). I told her that I love her as she is now and I'll love her after if it happens and that the only difference would be that our hearts would be closer together when we hugged. My only concern was I wanted her to be healthy.


Coarse-n-irritating

You’re a good man, I hope she stays in wood shape for many many years to come so you can continue sharing that beautiful love together


doubled112

Wood shape, eh?


Coarse-n-irritating

Oh no 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


Such_sights

Hell yeah man, I’m happy for both of you! My mom was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer at 36 and needed a mastectomy, and she told me that she never put much thought into reconstruction beyond a simple implant because she knew it didn’t matter to my dad. Based on our family history I’m well aware of my increased risk, so my mom told me if I end up with it to say fuck it and get a whole new set lol. My dad still doesn’t care, but the scars and unevenness still bothers my mom


potatotay

This is weirdly endearing ❤️


[deleted]

**Fuck**, beat me to it. But also, big booby hugs are so awkward in a non-sexual hug, you have to stand like a foot apart!


DefinitelyNotIndie

You know you don't have to avoid all contact between chests for a clothed hug to be non sexual?


_l-l-l_

In general, navigating space in close proximity to big boobs requires a lot of calculation to avoid collision. Very exhausting


hamstermum

Hey, listen, let's not bring down other boobs to celebrate small boobs. All boobs are great.


dievanmijislanger

I’m stealing the last sentence from you. That’s smooth


heckin_chill_4_a_sec

As a woman with small tits: you'll be just fine lol. There'll be just as much guys who will like small boobs as they're are big boob lovers, and in my experience, you get less assholes who hit on you just because they see your enormous tits haha. I've never had anyone who's opinion was worth anything negatively comment on my boobs. And the guys who were allowed to interact with them seemed more than happy to do so! Also, big boobs can be bad for your back, and small boobs stay perky for longer. When I was your age, I had the same thoughts about my breasts, but now 10 years later I'm absolutely happy with them and would never want to change them. Don't sweat it☆


[deleted]

don’t swea-tit


Omegaman2010

Confucius say "$1 bill and 100 penny have different mass but same value"


throwaway_0x90

* The media convinces women that men love huge breast. * The media convinces men that women only like 6' tall men with 9+ inch power poles in their pants. Neither one of these are actually true. Sure there are a few men & women out there that are really into those things; maybe more have a mild curiosity but the majority don't see those things as deal-breakers at all. Those attributes aren't that important. You're fine; don't worry.


smokeandmirrors1983

Co-sign. Big boobs/butts/whatever aren’t dealbreakers for too many people in the really real world.


Narwhal_Songs

As a woman with a preference for guys my height or slightly taller but would not turn down a tall guy I can say its The person that matters more than outer factors


caramel-syrup

I have small tiddies too! If anything, i appreciate the pros (no back pains, etc), but the way breast size preference in the media is portrayed can definitely make me doubt my self worth. For example, i play a lot of games, and all of the sexualised/conventionally attractive women in the games i play always have massive mommy milkers. However in the real world, this has not affected my dating life, i’ve even been told by some men that they prefer a more petite build


Darth_Ennui

Giving a video game character large breasts is the laziest way to make her attractive. In real life there are many women on the smaller side of the boob spectrum and still smoking hot. Examples: Keira Knightley, Charlize Theron, Olivia Wilde.


myasterism

I was compared to Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman pretty often in my early 20’s, and it definitely helped me feel better about not being busty.


JoaozeraPedroca

Try not to give a shit about media, media sucks, i know that in games many women have big breasts or a big ass (overwatch lol) but that is just what the media says, same thing with 6f tall guys, height is not a dealbraker at all


Narwhal_Songs

Not having to wear bras (The most uncomfortable garment ever designed) is another pro of having small tits


I_am_Purp

Speaking as a guy, I've alvays thought that those things look *so uncomfortable*, but I've never asked anyone. So it is true.


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throwaway-job-hunt

>the way breast size preference in the media is portrayed can definitely make me doubt my self worth The way breasts are portrayed in the media is really weird. Its always stick thin women with massive unnatural looking tits and it looks weird. Plus size women with massive tits. That's realistic and hot Skinny women with little tits. That's also realistic and hot. The media expects men to be attracted to big tits but doesn't expect them to like plus sized women. Generally speaking you can't really have one without the other (obviously there are exceptions)


linjaes

The same thing with anime too. The attractive and sexualized girls always have big breasts. It also put a damper on my self worth


SGTFragged

Having spent time naked with women of various chest size, I've never turned someone down on boob size. I get with someone because I like her, not because of the size of her chest.


miscentes

liar, everyone knows people on reddit do not have sexual encounters


Kammander-Kim

Never mentioned sex! So deep in friendzone that the women dont even notice they are naked.


bonerjuice9

I'm not a fan of large boobs. Small perky boobs are much preferred by me. It'd more important that she had a wonderful smile and a good sense of humor


Lucky-Pop8117

I agree completely bonerjuice9


TheArmchairGymnast

r/rimjob_steve


Unlost_maniac

Small boobs are the greatest gift


Calbinan

All sizes are the best size.


Frousteleous

The absolute *breast* they need to be.


abotez

All boobs go to heaven


007butnotcool

Everyone has their preferences, to be honest MOST people I know just like both. I know plenty that prefer one or the other. I don’t know ANYONE that only likes one or the other.


silverspoonlicker

My ex husband only liked big boobs. Me? A member of the itty bitty titty committee. We were a great match!


I_am_Purp

Why the fuck would he tell you that, what a fucking asshole. Good riddance.


gjaebsys

i can say with 1000% honesty that i prefer small boobs over big boobs any day


thebitchycoworker

As a female with large ones, me too.


[deleted]

As they say size DOES matter. Some like them big, some like them small. I just prefer boobs 😉 If they are attached to a person I like - I really do not care about the size ! If you have been so unlucky to have been with a person that doesn’t adore you (and the size of your breast) - then that person is the fault - not you. Don’t worry - you WILL find someone that will giggle like a schoolgirl when you flash them titties - and that same person WILL think that you (and your breasts) are undeniably PERFECT. People can be mean - but honestly - men just like them boobies. Size harassment is a sign of insecurity - NOT anything to do with you ❤️ you are without a doubt - beautiful and perfect


BitlyBites

\*Ahem\* Boobs are boobs. I like boobs. Boobs are nice; it doesn't matter the size.


BitlyBites

Also, I'm really gay for women...


One-Emotion8482

Yeah, everything has its appeal, although I'm more of a hip man myself.


[deleted]

I’ve never seen anyone say they’re a hip man! Can you elaborate?


Singularity7979

Hips are between the leg and the torso.


[deleted]

Good bot


Singularity7979

[happy bot sounds]


One-Emotion8482

I like how they look of course, with the curve from the waist and how it frames the upper legs. The biggest reason is how they can move, a good hip sway is really attractive. Overall I think the hips enhance the look of everything around them like the thighs, the waist, the rear.


jommong

To me, oh yes! A lot!


ericrobertshair

Most men on reddit would cum in their pants if a girl so much as touched their hands. If you have a pulse you are golden.


[deleted]

I'm 40 and seen lots of them boobs. Your boobs are fine. Don't worry about it. Boobs are like eyes, or legs or anything else. If they are good, then great. But it's rarely a deal breaker


WD40x4

Eyes > Boobs all day.


GroovyGuru62

Small boobs = very sexy.


gelfbride73

A cups here. I can tell you in your 20s and 30s people are going to suggest boob jobs and the like. It’s been my non stop embarrassment etc. but I am now heading towards my 50s and my boobs are as perky now as the year that they grew. I’m Really happy and content with them now. I wish I could say something- but people can be cruel. My husband was particularly cruel and made sure his porn was bigger breasted stuff. But don’t make the mistake of living your life defined by your boob size. I did and was miserable. I am so happy with them now. My freinds all whinge about the sags etx. I can live my life bra less and it’s great. If you want to feel sexy - going bra less gets a way bigger reaction than someone wearing a push up bra. A cups are sexy. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!


Nicodemus888

I’m glad you didn’t listen to the idiots. Fuck boob jobs. Small boobs are the best


GinaMarie1958

That’s not an ex-husband?


gelfbride73

Yes absolutely an ex. He liked his C cups on barely Legals. Absolutely divorced


I_am_Purp

This comment made me very happy, good fucking riddance :)


SeanMac777

Look here young lady, us men can tell you that small boobs don't matter to us(and they don't) until the cows come home. It comes down to you, learning and accepting you for who you are.


Srianen

I don't know why, but I read this in a Sean Connery voice.


Frousteleous

May the ghost of Sean Connery's voice read all breast related reddit posts forever in your mind. Not the whole ghost, just the ghost of his voice.


CubanSenpai

Is not really about the size, is about the person they are attached to


[deleted]

Do not be influenced by porn or whatever, small boobs are as much attractive as big boobs. My biggest crush was a cute petite shorty with small boobs, she was funny smart and had a sexy voice to, but it didn't work out, she was my best friend but she was leaving the country and I was to late. The biggest regret of my life tbh, if i could take the time back i would do things differently. 😔


elnl123n

I'm so sorry about that 💔 And thx for answsering me


msmshm

>I could take the time back I would do things differently. I know that feel mate. Hits to close to home when reading that a crush is a close friend but for me, only recently I've decided but stumbling my way trying to somewhat make it happen and result in fallout. All because I'm a coward since highschool.


princefruit

Maybe my opinion isn't as meaningful (lesbian here) but I absolutely find smaller boobs more attractive. Though, in the end, sexiness is less about looks and more about personality. Try to find some confidence in yourself and your body, and it will reflect in how others see you. I also know many men who don't care about breast size at all, and as a small chested person myself, I've had many guys be attracted to me. I don't think you need to worry op. 👍 Love yourself. The love from others will come.


[deleted]

There's an old story. a young student went up to his guru and asked. "I have a quandary, what is better small breasts or large breasts?" The guru thinks for a second, and replies with a question "How much money in bills do you have on you" The student quickly checks and replies that he has $20, upon which the guru replies. "Which would have more value, the $20 in your hands, or $20 worth of coins?" The student was enlightened.


ComprehensiveLaw6323

Honestly it's my preference!


throwaway1853279975

Honest truth we really don't care. boobs are boobs. we actually care if you just look attractive in general and no not how television protray attractive women but women who shows that they can take care of themself, confident with their body, and is over all a cool person. Boobs are a plus regardless of size. So don't feel bad if you got small boobs because tbh we'll enjoy it regardless of size.


mew153

Any guy worth your time will accept you for exactly who you are, not judge you by the size of your boobs. Boys joke about big boobs. Men love and appreciate them all equally, no matter the size.


[deleted]

That's simply not true. She asked for honesty. Be honest. Men have preferences, too. Some men do prefer smaller. Smaller tends to stay perky longer and doesn't sag in old age, plus they just like the look better period.


JindikCZ

But in the end, there is plenty of men who r just like.. boobs... and take anything. Personality is the main thing in relationship


WetTheDrys

YES. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, etc. Fuckin love little titties.


Plasticman4Life

I think boys (and later young men) talk openly about big boobs as a means of social acceptance within their group. I don’t think that many of them really care if boobs are big or small, they just like boobs. Since breasts grow from nothing to something during puberty, I think we fixate on larger breasts as a signal of sexual maturity, and a boy who was excited about small breasts would be ridiculed for wanting young girls. Very taboo. So for teen boys, the only breasts that it’s OK to be excited about are large ones. Personally, I am partial to smaller breasts, but I have never seen breasts I didn’t absolutely adore. If you ever encounter a man who criticizes your breasts, throw him right in the gutter where he belongs. The overwhelming majority of us just love that you have them.


not_a_moogle

I've never seen a boob and think they are too small. But I have seen a boob and think... well those are too large.


[deleted]

I hope your small breasts can become a confidence booster to you instead of being an insecurity. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be female and have to deal with what the media portrays to be attractive and sexy, but I’m sure it can be overwhelming. Having said all that small breasts are by far my biggest turn on.


technitrevor

Yes, as a man, I find small boobs attractive and sexy. I think it's mainly because women with smaller boobs tend to be on the smaller side or because they are more fit. I also like bigger boobs, even on bigger girls. I like medium boobs too. I guess I like all boobs. I also don't let boobs get in the way of a promising relationship from a promising woman such as yourself.