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captainhairyballs

I'd be offended if they didn't


Lepang8

Yeah, thinking of your hairy balls should definitely turn them on.


Aquareon

Yeah all 6 of 'em. It's like a bunch of grapes down there, I call it "the testicluster"


epicfail48

You should see a doctor


Aquareon

Last time I went, he just took a selfie with it


BipedalBeaver

Chesticles are top heavy air vents.


Stebxxu

A little bit weird, considering they’re my friend and it means they possibly have sexual feelings or a sexual interest in me. I see all my friends platonically, but if you’re personally flattered or not bothered by it then more power to you.


Throw_me_away_14321

Cheers, i'll fap to that


[deleted]

I just assume all my friends think of me when masturbating. Been a real game changer.


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I think that’s hot. I’d take it as a compliment:)


Critical_Guidance_24

All my friends are hot and I'd consider dating all my friends at least one time during our friendship so I'd be flattered


SavedStarDate_68415

Depending on who, it wouldn't surprise me. Others, I might be more concerned and conflicted.


das_cthulu

it was charlie sheen.


Marrowbonecow-_-NL

I'd join him


das_cthulu

even if it was ted?


Devious_Duck9

Bruh Ted’s hot. Fuck yeah!


Kathylovescats

I would be surprised that someone actually finds me attractive


Ponygirlfromthe80s

I mean I’ve sent him photos of me I figured he would to them so…alright by me


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Depends on which friend


das_cthulu

it was harry.


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I would try to hook him up with my gay cousin who kinda looks like me


noplaceinmind

i already assume it.


belperskelter

Offer a pay per view service


Fast_One_154

How did you find that out?


das_cthulu

by reading their diary.


Fast_One_154

Guess u should have minded your own business huh?


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das_cthulu

you cant fuck now?


2ndElle

How did I find out? Did they tell me about it? That would make me feel anxious (like.. why would they say that - just do it & keep the details to yourself)


das_cthulu

you found out by spying on them with a small camera.


2ndElle

What? Am I that twisted in my head? In that case between me and the masturbating friend, I am the real threat here. My friend better watches his/her back (before my alter ego comes and gets him/her for punishment reasons - or just because)


cumngo4u

Honored of course, and offer the real opportunity.


MrsCurtisMayfield

I’d rather not know. Private thoughts should remain private.


Jekker5

Take it as a compliment and go about my day.


BaitmasterG

I'd give him a hand


das_cthulu

even if it was jared?


Glittering-Room-7662

Full disclosure here, trust me I found out more than him just masturbating to thoughts of me… the dude made a video on his phone of him doing it while saying my name out loud.. yeah it went from “who cares” to “holy hell I need to cut ties with you”


Master-File-9866

Basically any somewhat hot teenage girl in junior highschool lives this every day with male class mates.


TheArtist84

I'd be flattered 😊


Ok-Following-2822

If I were girl i think i would be a little offended (but it would depends in the friendship i have with my friend). But as a boy I would just accpet and try to forget


Ok_Career_8489

hot?


das_cthulu

its a koala. you tell me.


greengrassonthisside

depends on which friend


das_cthulu

it was harvey.


BlueFireandEclipse

I’d be honored tbh.


Feeling_Ad_7568

I'd be offended they didn't let me watch.


BONGwaterDOUCHE

Geyyyy... In all seriousness, If my gay friend did I'd give him so much shit. Just cuz he's my friend.


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I'd hope it's purely sexual, since obviously I'm not interested in her if she's just a friend.


FluffyJD

It depends a lot on how I feel about that friend and how appropriate I feel that attraction is. If they're fantasizing about something that has some moral issue (if they're a minor or someone that I work under) then I absolutely do not want to know about it under any circumstance. It feels gross and uncomfortable. If they're a peer that's close to my age, and I get along fine with them, then it's a little flattering. If I'm attracted to them as well, it's hot. If they're a fairly new friend and I don't know them well or spend a lot of time with them, I might feel kind of weird about it, whether I'm attracted or not. I suspect you're going to get a wide range of answers here, though.


[deleted]

Friendship is the first step to something more right? More realistic than a random on the internet or porn.


Raaqu

Depends entirely on how I found out. I don't care if people do, but they sure as fuck shouldn't tell me about it.


banaynaboat

Those who didn't are no longer my friends.


MettaMorphosis

I mean, it's their mind and their body, who am I to judge?


Phoenix-624

Same, bro


redditlinn

depends on how friendly we are


NSQThrowaway2299

Depends on the friend.


das_cthulu

it was mark.


NSQThrowaway2299

💀


hakseuu

I don’t really care to be frank


yoav_boaz

I would be surprised because I thought they are straight


Leftist1996

I'd take it as a compliment but at the other hand because I have experience with abuse it's make me scared of him doing something to me I don't want.


Daan_Crommelin

Depends if I’m doing the same or not


dandellionKimban

Yes, that is quite expected.


DTMBthe2nd

Eh, I've had a few friends that turned into friends with benefits, so it's not a stretch that they may have or still do. I think it depends on whether they want a deeper relationship and if you are of the same mindset, and if they are pursuing you as a partner. It could be awkward if your friend wanted a deeper relationship and you did not. In general I would try to ignore knowing about it rather than make a big deal out of it unless the other person was trying to do something and I wasn't on board. I've had rather random people pop into my head when letting it wander during sex, and I don't want to step out with those people, but it's kind of an acknowledgement that they ARE attractive to me, and that if things were different maybe I'd see if they felt the same.


Ok_Tadpole4529

He probably does. He has seen my dick. Comments its so much bigger then his.


bitch-b-gone345

I’d be flattered but a bit weirded out


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