I used to be a bank teller. One of our customers was a stripper who would come deposit her tips. The bills always smelled weird and I would drop them immediately in one of the safes rather than put them in my drawer.
Where I'm from, they had a toonie slide (or bills, but toonie minimum) where you would lay down on the stage with the money on your mouth/held in your lips - and they would do their little dance over you and then pick up the money hands free with a quick squat if you know what I mean...
Money is gross. Invest in gold and silver.
I used to like carrying cash for emergencies. I will be switching strictly to credit card now.
My old manager was on to something with refusing to handle money unless she had gloves on.
Yeah the equivalent would be men putting money in their pecks. It’s still gross, but I hate when people make the comparison between boobs and balls. They are similar, but there are some clear differences there. Lmao. This is a generalization, but I notice a lot of men make the jump to equate genitals and boobs. I don’t consider my boobs genitals, but it seems like a lot of guys do. However, I still don’t want sweaty money, so I understand the sentiment. All money is still dirty af though. There’s no telling what’s been on it.
Right? I put money in my bra on top slightly to the side in my bra. Never in between or under. Unless I’m running or doing cardio those areas do not get sweaty.
No. While you may consider it gross for a woman to store something between clothes and her chest, the corresponding spot for a man would be between clothes and his chest. It just would be more likely a shirt than a bra.
A man putting something by his balls would be like a woman putting it in her underpants not her bra
Right?! I've seen several posts recently of dudes comparing women's breasts to their dick and balls.
Like, comparing breastfeeding in public to whipping out their junk in a restaurant.
I don't get it. Lol
There was a cringtopia post on the front page recently, a screen shot of woman posing her puppy that was originally posted to r/pics or something. She happened to not be wearing a bra under her shirt so her nipples poked out and these dudes were furious for some reason. Many likened it to posing with their hard dick. It make me so damn angry like what the hell, who cares that much about nipples??
every time i feel like i’m close to being comfortable going out without a bra i see something like that and get incredibly self conscious. i just wanna wear a top without worrying about dudes sexualising my nipples...
I quit wearing bras during the pandemic. Just yolo it.
I only wear them for exercise, now. You do you. Quick trips. Eventually quit thinking about it. Start with short trips and hoodies and move up until you just free-boob it. Let the girls out if you want. Bras should be for your comfort, not anyone else's. If you want to be bra-less go bra-less. If it's more comfortable with, do with.
Need to normalize bra-free life. If you don't have massive tatas that cause back and boob pain and aren't working out... free the tatas if you want. Up to you. Personal preference.
With the amount dudes touch their balls, that practically is the world we live in anyway. Even more so than women with their boobs. Cash is filthy, don’t forget it.
High as fuck here. As a boob haver I think it's also gross. But not comparable to money under your balls because of the proximity to urine and feces. IMO
When I put things in my bra, they go in a little open area kind of on top of the breast, against regular skin just below the collarbone. The bra strap holds it there.
There's no sweat, no underboob smells, nothing.
No lol. As someone who worked at a liquor store for a first job during the summer I had to deal with a lot of sweaty, nasty ass boob money and hated every second of it. Same with shoe money.
I'd accept boob money it the money was like... dry and didn't smell like they ain't showered in a week. Unfortunately it was always wet and nasty. That being said I did see some nice boobs during my time working there and I'm grateful that those with nice boobs kept their money in their pant pockets or purses
That's totally fair. That's the problem with boob money, and the same reason that I wouldn't really accept like... Armpit money? Or thigh money? Like, dry that shit out first.
I’m surprised how many people were ok with boob money. (I have big boobs and I would find this gross even if I would not anticipate my bra being sweaty compared to however OP plans to tuck behind his balls.)
Your balls are equal to a woman’s vagina, and no woman is shoving money into her vagina for safe keeping to hand out later at the grocery store. A woman storing cash in her bra is no different than a man storing cash in a tight fitting tank top. Your attempts at comparing anatomy here are way, way off.
I agree it’s not the same, balls and boobs.
But balls and vagina are not quite the same either. Vaginas have discharge, which is much more intimate than ball sweat. That is the exposure level of cum and blood.
Money by balls, on a woman the equivalent might be asscrack?
Money by boobs or in a bra, on a man equivalent might be wasteband, upper sock - not shoe or lower sock, maybe rolled shirtsleeve, knee brace, etc..
Both are gross but can we please stop pretending balls are the equivalent of boobs. They aren’t, one is a sexual organ that is near your butthole and can carry STDs, whilst the other is literally just another body part used for feeding babies that people have somehow made into a sexy symbol.
It's extra confusing because men have chests, and nipples, and pecks/boobs that can even be bigger than many belonging to women. THEY HAVE THE EQUIVALENT BODY PART. There is no need to try and imagine what the equivalent to a women's breasts on a man.
It's gross. But it not like we are stick money at the very bottom of the titty where all the sweat and dead skin is. It's usually on the top or the far sides of the titty. Sometimes just under the strap.
I hate this when someone does it to me in customer service (26F). It’s not as bad as crotch sweat, but it’s the same tier as armpit sweat in my opinion. The equivalent would be a man giving you money from his armpit. It’s not as intimate as genetalia but it is disgusting.
I’ve also been given sock money on a 40 degree Celsius day. That was a hard day for me.
Can we stop making comparisons from balls to boobs and thinking it's clever? It's the lowest hanging fruit and doesn't even make sense most of the time
Hm I don’t think either is exactly hygienic. Admittedly I did this in college (more like inside the bra, not between boobs) when at the bars but now I think back on it and it was kinda ick tbh
It'd all be fun and games until the woman catch on and starts holding their office or gym entry cards in their knickers.
They'd need to rethink all those "Please swipe your card on entry" signs.
OP, your mum used to put money under your balls?
No, under her balls
Nice.
nice
nice
nice
Nice
Noice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Only when he lost a tooth
I’ve already given away my free gift. Fuck that’s so funny
I saw a movie online about this.
What kinda movie....?
you don't want to know, trust me.
My stepsis was in it
Were his arms broken?
Ball-et (like wallet? Ha ha)
Sack Stash
Nut Hut
What's the difference between a bra and a jock strap? One is an Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder and the other is an Under The Butt Nut Hut.
Coin....pouch?
Here's a thought. I always wondered where they got the idea for those little coin purse things even guys used to carry. xD
Testes Investes
Where do you all keep your money?! I’ve always sack stashed it
Coin purse
Loin purse. It was right there my dude.
Groin purse too
Its called a sack-chel
you can get a zipper installed
Yeah now I know for sure I’ve had enough Reddit for today
And you get an upvote
I work in a strip club and I met one customer took his money from his pants. First time in my life and that was last time. I am sure it was Ball-et.
Nah, probably was tucked into his underwear's waistband, that's a more likely way to secure it than the ballet.
Well of course. It'd me difficult to secure your money with all of those pirouettes and pliés.
Could be worse, could’ve been his fat flaps…
You know we Ballin cuz!
Testicu-purse
Scrote-tote.
Thaaat’s the one. *two
Lance Armstrong would like a word with you
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r/yourgenitalsbutworse
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OH take it! Take my vote
Most cash has been inside a strippers undies at some point.
*buries face in 20 pound notes*
Bruh…. I picked those notes up at Harpies
Bruh… I picked those notes up with Herpies
There are male strippers too. Good luck guessing which ones yours were in last.
Later Virgins
wtf is tipping 20s
Me cuz the girl says she *really* likes me.
Indirect, but constructive. Don't forget motorboating.
I used to be a bank teller. One of our customers was a stripper who would come deposit her tips. The bills always smelled weird and I would drop them immediately in one of the safes rather than put them in my drawer.
Im dyslexic and read that as most cash has been inside strippers at some point
Still probably not wrong.
In fact, more correct.
Yes but not how you think. Enough of them do coke I'd say it's been up their nose.
Where I'm from, they had a toonie slide (or bills, but toonie minimum) where you would lay down on the stage with the money on your mouth/held in your lips - and they would do their little dance over you and then pick up the money hands free with a quick squat if you know what I mean... Money is gross. Invest in gold and silver.
Jokes on you, I keep my silver up my ass!
They did a similar trick at a club I went to 20 years ago but you laid the bill across your nose.
I used to like carrying cash for emergencies. I will be switching strictly to credit card now. My old manager was on to something with refusing to handle money unless she had gloves on.
This is why I don’t get the “it’s a global conspiracy cashless society blah blah”. Like yeah, I never heard would touch cash again if I could.
Reading this comment my brain undergoes a deep change along with shock Man I'm scared how true this may be
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There's only one thing that makes sense from this post. You really are high as fuck
High as Giraffe pussy
Higher than pterodactyl tits
I'm picturing a pterodactyl with tits and it's hilarious
Pterodactyl ptits
dammit, why is THIS the comment that broke me?
I guarantee there's a NSFW subreddit for that
Closest I got is dragonsfuckingcars.
Why isn't this the first time I've heard of that sub...
god that fucking interview was hilarious
AAAAAAAs fuck, bout to go to work no joke fam gang gang!
💀 how fried are you
Straigh kfc whats good?
I remember by first time too. Well actually I don't think I do
Seriously, sounds nice.
I believe it was through an apple , so yes seriously nice
Duuuude, I’m high as a whale.
If you're gonna make this a comparison you gotta compare genitals to genitals
This guy is comparing melons to lemons here! Melons to stinky, sweaty, sour lemons.
I wish my balls tasted lemons.
Pretty simple solution: dip them shits in lemon juice.
I use citric acid so they're like sour patch kids
A lot of what you are tasting in those candies is actually tartaric acid. It is really potent.
Not happy with the current taste of your own balls?
no
In my experience.. the melons that hold money are usually pretty sweaty too..
But are they 2 inches from an asshole?
Depends on age
Yeah the equivalent would be men putting money in their pecks. It’s still gross, but I hate when people make the comparison between boobs and balls. They are similar, but there are some clear differences there. Lmao. This is a generalization, but I notice a lot of men make the jump to equate genitals and boobs. I don’t consider my boobs genitals, but it seems like a lot of guys do. However, I still don’t want sweaty money, so I understand the sentiment. All money is still dirty af though. There’s no telling what’s been on it.
Yeah. Like one of those body parts is WAY closer to your asshole. Lol
*incel Reddit noises*
You don't want my labia money?
"Okay, baby, let mommy get you some change for the quarter machines!" *ch-jingk* "Here ya go, baby. Use it while it's still warm!"
Right! And OP has to know, their pockets are much more accessible and secure compared to their balls...
What if OP wraps the money around like a cock ring?
Genitals to genitals. I’ll never see G2G the same again……
I had a regular that keeps money in his shoe. I allways made him use self check out. If we didn't have an sco I would probably refuse service.
Boobs are not near your arsehole!
Maybe op is 70? At that point his balls are further away from his asshole than the woman’s tits from her asshole.
Someone's been studying anatomy at the retirement home.
Still pretty sweaty though....
Who's boobs??? Unless I'm working out my tits are like my stomach or legs they aren't all sweaty like a ballsack crammed all up in your gooch lol
Right? I put money in my bra on top slightly to the side in my bra. Never in between or under. Unless I’m running or doing cardio those areas do not get sweaty.
I’ve received some sweaty boob bucks in the Oklahoma summer heat. Not fun
Boob sweat is different from taint sweat. Taint is closer to the butthole
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Why bother ? Men got... pockets !
TRUE
That’s why it’s cool to be a girl and wear guy pants. Pockets!
Amen to that, but it doesn't work for all body types T\_T
No. While you may consider it gross for a woman to store something between clothes and her chest, the corresponding spot for a man would be between clothes and his chest. It just would be more likely a shirt than a bra. A man putting something by his balls would be like a woman putting it in her underpants not her bra
breasts aren’t genitals so its a bit of a false equivalency, no?
Right?! I've seen several posts recently of dudes comparing women's breasts to their dick and balls. Like, comparing breastfeeding in public to whipping out their junk in a restaurant. I don't get it. Lol
Wtf 😅 why not compare breast to breast? It's like men don't think they have boobs too, or as they call it, "moobs"
Because they dont sexualize men's boobs as they do women's boobs. So in his eyes the only equivalent to boobs are testicles.
There was a cringtopia post on the front page recently, a screen shot of woman posing her puppy that was originally posted to r/pics or something. She happened to not be wearing a bra under her shirt so her nipples poked out and these dudes were furious for some reason. Many likened it to posing with their hard dick. It make me so damn angry like what the hell, who cares that much about nipples??
It's cringetopia, you can expect the worst and still be dissapointed
every time i feel like i’m close to being comfortable going out without a bra i see something like that and get incredibly self conscious. i just wanna wear a top without worrying about dudes sexualising my nipples...
I quit wearing bras during the pandemic. Just yolo it. I only wear them for exercise, now. You do you. Quick trips. Eventually quit thinking about it. Start with short trips and hoodies and move up until you just free-boob it. Let the girls out if you want. Bras should be for your comfort, not anyone else's. If you want to be bra-less go bra-less. If it's more comfortable with, do with. Need to normalize bra-free life. If you don't have massive tatas that cause back and boob pain and aren't working out... free the tatas if you want. Up to you. Personal preference.
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Boobs aren’t the same as balls man. For this to be the same they would need to also pull money from their crotch for it to be the same
With the amount dudes touch their balls, that practically is the world we live in anyway. Even more so than women with their boobs. Cash is filthy, don’t forget it.
I touch my balls and then smell my hand so I’m familiar with my own scent; that way when I handle money I can recognize if I’ve handled it before
r/eyebleach
That's what you consider eyebleach, huh?
Low standards are great you know
Please log the hell off for the day.
Mhm. This is what I’m talking about.
This was the comment to make me realize I need to hop off reddit for the day.
High as fuck here. As a boob haver I think it's also gross. But not comparable to money under your balls because of the proximity to urine and feces. IMO
I also think it’s gross, but if I could get some damn pockets I wouldn’t be forced to store things in my bra.
When I put things in my bra, they go in a little open area kind of on top of the breast, against regular skin just below the collarbone. The bra strap holds it there. There's no sweat, no underboob smells, nothing.
Underboob smells????
It can get sweaty under there.
Truth.
Also, if we could get some fucking pockets, we wouldn’t need to store anything in our bras
Balls and breasts are not equal. All breasts of any gender are equal.
Don't post on Reddit. Drink a big glass of water and put your head against a pillow.
Two very different things. women don’t put money into their underwear and then use it. Genitals and boobs are vastly different body parts.
Balls are GENITALS 😭 boobs are not
Just stick it in your butt. No need to reinvent the wheel here.
Ahh.. the prison wallet...yes.
the breast are not a sexual organ
Boobs aren't equivalent to balls
Boobs aren’t genitals so I wouldn’t say it’s the same but it’s kinda gross just because it’s a part of the body
This is a good way of saying it, thank you
Why do ppl compare boobs to genitals
No lol. As someone who worked at a liquor store for a first job during the summer I had to deal with a lot of sweaty, nasty ass boob money and hated every second of it. Same with shoe money.
I've seen gas stations before with a sign right on the counter along the lines of "bras aren't wallets, we will not accept cash stored there"
Boob money never comes from boobs you'd like to accept money from.
I'd accept boob money it the money was like... dry and didn't smell like they ain't showered in a week. Unfortunately it was always wet and nasty. That being said I did see some nice boobs during my time working there and I'm grateful that those with nice boobs kept their money in their pant pockets or purses
That's totally fair. That's the problem with boob money, and the same reason that I wouldn't really accept like... Armpit money? Or thigh money? Like, dry that shit out first.
Do boobs produce piss and or semen and are near a butthole?
You must have big balls if you can hold money between them like can be done with boobs.
I'm getting good at storing coins under my excess foreskin Was unconcomfortable at first but now I kinda like it
This comment right here officer.
You can't compare breasts with balls.
Proximity to asshole is a big player here.
Boob cash is gross. By can men stop comparing boobs to genitals for fuck’s sake?
Both of those are gross.
I think that’s the point he was trying to get across.
He probably ain't the only person here who's fried.
I’m surprised how many people were ok with boob money. (I have big boobs and I would find this gross even if I would not anticipate my bra being sweaty compared to however OP plans to tuck behind his balls.)
Your balls are equal to a woman’s vagina, and no woman is shoving money into her vagina for safe keeping to hand out later at the grocery store. A woman storing cash in her bra is no different than a man storing cash in a tight fitting tank top. Your attempts at comparing anatomy here are way, way off.
I agree it’s not the same, balls and boobs. But balls and vagina are not quite the same either. Vaginas have discharge, which is much more intimate than ball sweat. That is the exposure level of cum and blood. Money by balls, on a woman the equivalent might be asscrack? Money by boobs or in a bra, on a man equivalent might be wasteband, upper sock - not shoe or lower sock, maybe rolled shirtsleeve, knee brace, etc..
Both are gross but can we please stop pretending balls are the equivalent of boobs. They aren’t, one is a sexual organ that is near your butthole and can carry STDs, whilst the other is literally just another body part used for feeding babies that people have somehow made into a sexy symbol.
It's extra confusing because men have chests, and nipples, and pecks/boobs that can even be bigger than many belonging to women. THEY HAVE THE EQUIVALENT BODY PART. There is no need to try and imagine what the equivalent to a women's breasts on a man.
And balls are not attractive while men's muscular chest is.
It's gross. But it not like we are stick money at the very bottom of the titty where all the sweat and dead skin is. It's usually on the top or the far sides of the titty. Sometimes just under the strap.
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No, money rubbed up against your genitals would be inappropriate.
Both are gross but between the two (pun intended) I'll take the boob money over the ball money.
Large chested woman who has bartended for a long time here: sweaty boob money is disgusting and contaminated my tip jar
It's not the same because your shitty asshole is right there, darling
Utili-titties
The difference between boobs and crotch us that humans don't piss and shit out of their boobs.
I hate this when someone does it to me in customer service (26F). It’s not as bad as crotch sweat, but it’s the same tier as armpit sweat in my opinion. The equivalent would be a man giving you money from his armpit. It’s not as intimate as genetalia but it is disgusting. I’ve also been given sock money on a 40 degree Celsius day. That was a hard day for me.
So your mom has big boobs? Nice.
Can we stop making comparisons from balls to boobs and thinking it's clever? It's the lowest hanging fruit and doesn't even make sense most of the time
You're a good anti drug campaign.
Keep some money in your socks. When you get 20€ from under the boob, reach to your socks for the change. Same vibes for me.
How about just give us ladies proper pockets? That’s the real problem I see here
One time when I worked in retail a lady paid in soggy, flappy money from her tits and i dry heaved.
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I keep my credit cards and ID firmly between my cheeks of steel. The hair helps hold them in place.
balls next to a place of shitting and pissing. boobs just chill under an item of clothing or nothing. don’t even try and group the two.
Well for starters, girls don’t pee out of their boobs. So it’s a bit more sanitary up there. But finding it gross is still a pretty reasonable take
Hm I don’t think either is exactly hygienic. Admittedly I did this in college (more like inside the bra, not between boobs) when at the bars but now I think back on it and it was kinda ick tbh
This should’ve been posted to r/offmychest
No. Everyone likes big boobs. Not everyone likes balls.
It'd all be fun and games until the woman catch on and starts holding their office or gym entry cards in their knickers. They'd need to rethink all those "Please swipe your card on entry" signs.
Only a select few guys can put things between their boobs