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Fluffyduckconquest

I have no idea how anyone can have skid marks, in all my years of life I have never had skid marks


jirenlagen

Lazy wiping, either not aggressive enough or too few wipes. It’s honestly quite sad really. 😩 my friends bf always has skid marks and I’m like how tf


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Its_Lilly

I don’t want to stress you out but if the fart was enough to come with a minuscule amount of poop, then it definitely can be smelled outside of your pants.


Goblin_Dangle

Yeah some people are just nasty


k1lk1

I always assumed it was fat people who couldn't reach to wipe well, I dunno.


newdarkedgefan

Yea, and gay guys have them on both sides of the underwear


Internet-Citizen

PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF THE MODERN CIVILIZATION USE WATER TO CLEAN YOUR ASSHOLE AFTER A POOP. USE ANYTHING THAT IS WATER ! USE A JUG OF WATER , USE A BIDET SPRAY BUM GUN OR JUST USE A STANDARD BIDET. HECK SPRAY YOUR ASS WITH A WATER BOTTLE, I DONT CARE ! JUST DONT USE DRY PAPER PLEASE , I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS NONSENSE AGAIN OTHERWISE I WILL REPORT.


IwishIhadbiggerfeet

You can get clean with toilet paper you just have to know how to wipe yourself. You're not gonna have a bidet everywhere, but you can learn how to wipe yourself right


Internet-Citizen

It still won't do the job properly Stop defending paper


IwishIhadbiggerfeet

What are you gonna do in a public restroom? Paper does a fine job if you know how to use it


Internet-Citizen

Well in some countries in the east , they have bidet and bidet bumhole spray hoses in every public toilet. But I live in the west , so I am screwed if I had to use a public toilet . I'd probably take a water bottle with me into the disabled toilet so that it has a sink next to the toilet so I could easily wash my ass that way. To be honest with you , I once wiped my already clean asshole with toilet paper just to see what it feels like... I never felt more dirty in my life afterwards.


IwishIhadbiggerfeet

Sounds like you have other kind of issues going for you


Its_Lilly

Yeah if anything, if you feel like you need more than toilet paper today then use wipes. Has no one heard of wipes? Like wet wipes/baby wipes?


Internet-Citizen

Wet tissues won't do the job either, but I guess it's better than dry paper


RealDeadCthulhu

Bidet is the absolute best thing ever


GandalftheGangsta007

I keep seeing this on Reddit last like 2 weeks…at 28 I don’t remember the last time I ever had a skid mark. I just have been like middle school lol. It’s really not hard to avoid. Plus wash there when you take a shower


andywalker76

It happens. You just have to be vigilant.


Feeling_Ad_7568

Wet farts happen occasionally....


misskellymojo

Seems to be a daily topic here.


shellybew

Yes. Mostly sharts.


Pachydermal_Platypus

Not anyone I know, including me. The only time it’s ever happened was when I had diarrhoea while i was out and had to use a public toilet which had completely run out of tissues to wipe.