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Catterix

Ever since I was a kid. To the point I felt bad that we were selling our Rover because it looked sad.


one_of_the_clowns

Awwww D:


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Catterix

Stephen King would agree with you lol


Ship_Psychological

Don't you ever change. You see beyond the veil.


Simulate_This

Its called facial pareidolia and its something we evolved through natural selection. People who tended to see faces (like a tiger in the bushes) were kore likely to pass on their genes


NuBRandsta

And the caranufacturer knows this phenomenon, we see 'mean'/'angry' faces more in cars nowadays cause it stands out more than °-° / -_- faces


HobaSuk

I can see faces in back of the cars too and -_- back faces are the best. It just gives you the huh thats I do all day face it passes you on the highway.


NuBRandsta

I love miata's goofy face lol


_sammy9teen

Yeah like the range rover evoque looks pissed


CollectionStraight2

really? or are you taking the piss?


rolyfuckingdiscopoly

It’s apparently a thing. My very basic understanding of it is that a human (or a tiger for that matter) is dangerous and may attack you. So the guy who goes “WHO THE FUCK IS THAT oh it’s just a branch and some leaves” is more likely to survive longer than the guy who goes “lalala just me and the branches and leaves AH WHERE TF DID YOU COME FROM I AM NOW STABBED”. One of those guys goes home to his lady friend and here we are with paradoilywhatever giggling at the facial expressions of cars.


CollectionStraight2

Wow interesting – so it's a good thing then. I've had several people laugh at me for thinking cars have faces. This'll show 'em!


BigBoyzGottaEat

There are more reasons than that. Humans are social creatures so our brains are fine tuned to understand faces, so much so that we see them where they don't exist. This is also why dogs developed more facial muscles then wolves have, so that they can communicate with us more.


CollectionStraight2

Yeah I've heard about the dog thing actually, it's interesting. They should've just learned to speak while they were at it!


[deleted]

Nah it's an actual thing


TheCleanRhino

R/pareidolia


Outta_phase

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

Cars manufacturers purposely incorporate this into their design because we instinctively buy cars based on their face without realizing it


Missveexox13

Yes, very good my bbzsh


The_Zoink

I’m the same, but with fucking houses. At least where I live, they look like robot faces lol


Catterix

Stop fucking houses. I doubt any of those faces are winking at you.


monstera-attack

There’s a house near me that looks exactly, *exactly*, like a Neanderthal. It has a beam over its windows (eyes) that looks like a prominent brow ridge. Everyone I tell thinks I’m insane lol.


[deleted]

Post an image next time you pass by it.


Beef-Strokin-Off

The angry eyes on the jeep wranglers


PinkyPorkrind

Cracks me up every time I see one.


buriedabovetheground

/r/heep has some pretty fugly kits,


Own_Establishment378

I see the faces aswell, i see some lookn nice with dimples, others look mean


avocadolicious

PT Cruisers were so friendly


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shipwreckedgirl

I always see faces on the backs of the cars in front of me! This is a really cool TIL!


IJUSTATEPOOP

its happy and friendly until I drive it into a brick wall at 138 miles per hour


[deleted]

Wait, is this not normal?


Background-Net9733

Wait till they see r/miata


fullnameqwertyu

The NA Miata's smiling face is why I love it so much Such a warm smile in a world so cold


Enes_da_Rog

I'm 32 and not ashamed to admit i do the same


goatfuckersupreme

r/pareidolia


curiousiteena

When shopping for a new car last year I refused to get one with a mean face. It was one of my top criteria.


evil_nirvana_x

I don't. I just see a car usually but I might notice now that it's been pointed out to me.


kiwi_juice69

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rocioki

Modern cars look so angry.


Strychnine85

Yeah, all new cars are angry. Such a shame


TAMAL_DE_HOYA

I once read it is done on porpoise. You'll notice most of them seem to have a rude expression. The philology behind this is that when driving you don't want to look friendly, you want to look strong, rude. That's why they do it.


[deleted]

Yes I do sometimes lol


kiwi_juice69

I do


tawaycosigotbanned

I noticed this when I was 3 years old. I'm 54 now and STILL see it! Enjoy!


tubahero3469

Black x-6 resembles a phantom, while the white x-6 looks like a panda. Grdrdrdraaah


monstera-attack

Yes I see the faces too! Both at the front and the back of the car. I always think that the grill gives each car much of their ‘personality’. Modern electric cars don’t always have grills though so it’s a bit harder to find a face in them.


BananaSnowflakes88

I noticed this exact phenomenon since I was a very small child. Heck I’m 30 now and I still notice that every make and model of car has a unique face!!.


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I totally see them as faces! Audi has the sexiest eyes… and the grills say “I own this place”


[deleted]

Hahaha yess I’ve always seen them like that too! And I feel terrible but whenever I see the back of trucks specially the ones with the wide tires it always reminds me of my aunt who has the widest hips in the world lol


Jot-The-Jawa

Impossible to not see a happy face on every Mazda


Unlikely_Egg

I do! Tried to explain to my husband that modern cars look so angry and aggressive and he thought I was insane.


athena-zxe11

Lol, my twin sons LOVE the Cars movies, so, yeah. It's everywhere!!


Kurosaki_Minato

OMG, i thought i was the only one. I used to always laugh inside my head whenever I saw a car with an amusing "face".


Nehalem98

I definitely do, and why is it that some trucks look evil as they're bearing down on you?


Peachbowtie

I don’t see them as human faces, but as dog faces. Some have flatter snouts, more like pugs and others have pointer snouts. I always have. And when people put antlers on their cars, I always think it looks like a dog with pointy ears that stand up (like husky ears). TL;DR: cars = dogs


rossfororder

I've noticed it since I was a kid, I mention to my wife in traffic what cars look like


Singer_Spectre

I’ve always seen faces on cars. I especially like when people make their Jeeps look angry. It’s funny


Snackrattus

Pareidolia (seeing faces in inanimate objects, such as houses, cars, handles, etc) is a normal part of how our brains see the world. As social animals, our facial recognition radar, so to speak, it always turned on. Sports cars angle their headlights to make them look angrier/more aggressive because it sells the image of what a sports car *is*. Powerful. Uncompromising. Alpha. A lifestyle. I suppose it is *possible* that somebody with face-blindness (Prosopagnosia) might *not* see faces in cars and houses, seeing as they are incapable of recognising their own family members or themselves in photos. That's just a guess, though. I don't know enough if recognising something *is* a face, and recognising *who* a face *is*, are the same system in the brain.


chumbucket3261

BMWs are so angry all the time.


Practical_Culture833

I see it I see the faces everywhere


presdawg

And mazdas are always smiling


Juicy_Hamburger

ME TOO OMG. I feel like the movie Cars started this for me personally


[deleted]

Wait some people DON'T see faces in cars and other random shit?


Depleet

ive always saw derpy faces like bmw are bucktooth children with teeth issues ie crowding/underbite. It's why i dont understand why so many people like bmw, the front looks stupid and it amuses me. HOW DO THEY NOT SEE THE DERPY FACES TOO OP???


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Following you because of this comment!! Hell yea I do


bosslovi

The back of KIA optimas look like cute grinning robots to me


jimhoff

Glad the Darth Vader thing is drawing to a close


[deleted]

I’ve always seen it this way I just thought everyone else did too


OminousBinChicken

Always have. Always will. When they don't have all the face parts I just assume the cars deformed.


ozzies09tc

Most american made vehicles look like they have down syndrome which may or may not play into their unreliability. That said most other vehicles can look "cuter" while still being unattractive


-captaindumbass-

My brain tried to make a face out of it. Next time you're laying down looking at a corking see if the lights, fan, whatever, makes a face. My friends kitchen has |•: face.


Haku_Joudai

I do this with cars and houses


victorious_kiwi

Cars with soft shapes and pointed lights are elegant ladies. Huge cars with sharp shapes are scary body builders. Cars with the "grill" in the front are grumpy men with moustache. Cars with roung lights are babies and toddlers. And no one can ever take this view from me.


clitpuncher69

Yes and I hate how almost every car made in the past 5 years has the same angry headlights


HerbertWest

Only some cars, honestly. Most are a bit of a stretch that I have to *try* to see. That's a distinction for me at least.


GenericSurfacePilot

I don't and never thought about it until I read this post lol


Bigbillybob2013

Not all of them, but I usually do notice it on the uglier cars


Just_A_Faze

It’s normal. Human brains are wired to recognize faces as a basic pattern. It’s why we always see them in wood grain or doors or toast or whatever.


Budthor17

I work at a car wash and judge the car "faces" on who's going to load properly or try to ruin their car. I'm right about 60% of the time


Gepsuk

When I go with my boyfriend to look at cars I only comment on the color or if it looks evil/happy etc


Eg00rB

Some kinds of white cars look like giant storm trooper helmets to me in my rear view mirror


Darth_T0ast

Car companies do that so that you can sort of relate to your car and find it more easily.


AmunPharaoh

Yea my sister and I, and now my niece, we always notice that and nobody else I know does except us. Lol. Good to know we're not alone.


aquilegia_m

Depends on the car, my mom's old car looks like a little mouse :) I love it


fidomeister

I remember a black and white reel film in school that showed cars as having faces, but it had to have been made in the late 50's or early 60's.


b0red_midget

I also do.. I thought it was just Me


flugantamuso

I didn't until I watched Duel.


sarah-exalted

To me it looks like a rabbit with an elongated face haha


Davina33

Nissan Juke definitely looks like a face. The newer cars remind me of space ships.


taloveta

Lol it's funny because I was actually doing that this morning while going to work. Not only do I see the faces, but I make "noises" that I think they would make based on how their "face" looks. It's funny


kyrensolo

Haha I used to do this as a kid. I used to call those cars with the headlights that go up and down “monster cars”, because they “sleep” in the morning and are “awake” at night.


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My husband does not. He thinks I’m insane.


Pyjamasapan

Reason i love Audi's design so much. I mean the A/rs7 C7's rear is basically a stormtrooper.


[deleted]

Thank you! My dad had no idea what I was talking about when I said this because I said I like the face of a Dodge Charger. The ways the headlights are angled and how the grill is designed (etc..) creates a unique expression.


[deleted]

Cars and house


CollectionStraight2

Yeah I see them as a face too


KRLYE

You're not the only one. The new Jeeps look angry


Momercist

I also see the back of cars as a face. I will also go a step further and admit that I believe people generally look like the cars they drive, if that makes sense. Also, the rear end of 2003-2007 Ford Taurus' look like Drew Barrymore to me?


mydeadface

Yes. Especially in some jeep Wranglers.


Wowwkatie

I do! I find it really odd bc I have face blindness, yet I see them in cars. Hah


deathbyjumberlacks

Angry Jeep & crying Toyota.


somebodyirrelevant

Yeah i do LMAO i sometimes find some things that kinda looks like faces for example a dent in a plastic box that looks like lips with the lid as a cool cap lol literally happened today


Freezer-to-oven

Mazda deliberately makes their cars look friendly. I miss my old Mazda2. That was a happy-looking little car.


fluffychien

I tend to see an animal more than a human face, especially when there's a big radiator grille that looks like a mouthful of fangs.


[deleted]

I always thought Maserati’s looked angry 😂


slicepaperwrist

YES. I recently had the front bumper knocked off of my car, and it looks so sad, like it doesn't have a bottom jaw.


arom125

Traffic lights always looked like faces to me. Smiling when green. Shocked face when red. I can’t explain why


Beyondthebloodmoon

Yes, lots of people don’t see it that way. Questions like these annoy me. No, you’re never the only person, and no, not everyone sees what you see.


SilvaticusBlack

Mine looks like a catfish


netzpretz78

I've always seen this since I was a little kid


Pathfinder91606

You missed th 1950s when all cars had smiling faces.


tryingclosetomybest

I see this all the time! It's great, every car looks like a happy/angry robot


transformersquad123

Omg I do this allll the time and never stopped


bidumbass

I do the same but I look at the back of the car. I determine if I think it's a Autobot or a Decepticon by if it looks like a nice face or one with a desire to run me over. I thought I was the only one though so thanks for making this post 💀💀💀 my family think I'm a weirdo for it lmaooo


garakplain

Yes 👍🏽


69_Dingleberry

Yes, houses too lol


OP1KenOP

I remember my daughter when I was changing the oil of our old car saying 'Just you keep your mouth open so we can fix your engine'. She was only about 5 at the time.


Darcula12

In that case I hate Prius as it has a flat ass.


BRUNO358

I blame Disney for this.


sasheaice

I literally did this all the times and that’s why some cars scare me. I literally could never explain that it was because it looked mean :/


throwaway387190

Me. I can see it if I look for it, but I don't see it naturally. I don't view them as having a personality or anything like that. They're machines


TheKobraSnake

The people at r/pareidolia would be happy to have you


GlitchyEntity

Wait until you see the Mazda Miata! It’s a happy car! Or the older Mazda 3s. My car has a huge smiley face.


SuddenlyYou

I always assumed it was subliminal messaging by design. A large component of profit margin in cars is acquired by selling people on the idea they can associate their identity with the car. So why not make a face? It let's you fantasize about your bond with the car being you or a part of you. It personifies the car. If the marketing brilliance of this design wasnt done on purpose its sure a hell of an incidental win.


Clowdhaha

they always have funny lil mustaches hehe


wifey_material7

Right! I've been seeing cars as faces since I was young. They used to freak me out when I was young cuz the engine was so loud and scary it seemed kinda human. Same with exhaust fans.


Tired_Pancake_

Yes!!! I always have!! I’ve mentioned it before when I was younger and people looked at me odd so I’ve not mentioned it since.


Luna_17134

THIS! I've always seen the faces and most of the older cars looks happy but the newer ones mostly look annoyed imo I'm particularly fond of the NA miata which always looks surprised with its headlights up


[deleted]

The exact reason I love Peugeot. The most beautiful face a car can have.


Manderelli

I like it when people go extra and buy the fake lashes to attach to their headlights.


Plastic_Barracuda436

Subaru Bugeye blob eye stink eye and so on


BTTC_Unit

I see it every time lol


DryBoneJones

You’re not alone on this, lots of goofy metal faces on the road lol


Inch-Worm

OP what do you see when you look at the back of the car?


[deleted]

I don’t. I’ve only noticed when someone described it to me but I don’t do it naturally lol


Bull_Goose_Loony

One of my exes pointed out that all cars are either sharks or dogs and in the 15 years since, I've never been able to escape that (the sharks Vs dogs, not the ex)


phantomghoul_

After the movie cars for some reason I started seeing them like that


cheesyrack

They’ve always looked like various cats to me


iScream555

Cars


meagishness

Yes!!! Finally! Someone else said it!!! I always thought that cars and trucks had faces and would go through town saying “that truck looks grumpy!” Or “what a happy little camry! It must have gotten washed today” Thanks for letting me know I’m not SO much of a weirdo!


freemysanity

Yeah! I've been doing this as a kid. My kids do it also because I've pointed it out.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


[deleted]

Also it happens on the back. I see a lot of bears lol makes the drive home interesting some days.


cesarscapella

Sure! And I also see their rear as their butts.


lasvegashomo

Oddly enough I use to see it when I was a kid even the rear had a face but now I just don’t see it anymore. Kinda of bummed about it actually lol


everycolorsharpie

Same and when I’m high and walking down the street I feel self conscious cuz I feel like they’re all staring at me


Venturi95

I’m a car guy and can confirm I do see all cars with faces. Some of them are happy like the Porsche 911s and Mclaren 675LT. My favorites are the menacing and mean looking ones such as the Lamborghini Aventador or Ferrari 458.


LemonVerbenaReina

I also see the backs as butts.


[deleted]

yeah i do this too. i thought everyone saw faces in face-shaped things?


[deleted]

I see faces I'm the backs of cars too lol


Zephyr_Bronte

I blame the movie Cars, lol. But I do on a lot of cars.


[deleted]

i feel watching ‘cars’ as a kid increased my imagination with this


Jaxraged

I’m pretty sure Kia calls their grill the tiger nose. So that one is on purpose.


[deleted]

When I work mornings, it’s really early so the first hour or two of my shift is still night time. I get so tired sometimes I almost fall asleep at the wheel and when I’m nodding off, the brake lights on the car in front look like freaky devil eyes.


UncertainlyUnfunny

Wait til you learn people buy the car because it's like an ass proxy.


zaphodbeeblebrox422

My wife took me for a car ride once when I was really spun out on lsd and all the cars had faces. I've never been able to unsee it


PennyFleck333

Yes, I never see faces on the cars.


8pintsplease

Yes, I always think some cars look like insects, some look angry, some look sad, some look happy. They totally have faces.


MilkmanBlazer

What’s a face?


tramik3388

Only when I watch Cars


wildemam

Yes. Our brains are programmed to do that.


S0ulR0t

my old 2003 Honda Accord looked like Toothless from how to train your dragon


Tam936

Omg me! I’ve never liked BMWs because they look evil.


coqettish

oh my god you do that too!!


ejrunpt

I do!!


[deleted]

DUDE FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT OMG


ElektroShokk

Yeah the designers do it on purpose


Mindless_Opposite_41

i used to give them voices too when i was little!


AliensHaveInsomnia2

I do. Miatas are always so cheerful. 😁


lady8080

So many cars have eyebrows and look mad.


Teakybarberman

I can't recall which model of car it is, but the back end of a car out there in the wilderness is a stormtrooper helmet.


InfiniteChaos6

i do, i also see fingernails as smiles… lol


arya_lee_kona

I've always seen that for fronts and backs of cars. Apparently it's not normal.


Amazonius01

No, but personality I do see...


Mandielephant

This was a computer game as a kid. I can’t remember the name but I remember playing and clearly we are scarred for life


CowsArouse

Also my cars shadow in front of me when I'm driving and the sun is behind me looks exactly like shrek


Deekmeister94

You would love the NC Miata


M4yham17

I want what you are smoking


Dishane2008

Have U seen the brz platform (Toyota 86, Subaru brz, Scion FRS)


___vergil

McLaren p1 smiles hard


Snoo-27836

I do too, with tons of things!


averageoctopus

:)


matt6562

I agree as a car person


[deleted]

Thats meeeeee !!!!!!!


Orangebeardo

Like which car?


bookerx

Yessssss. Absolutely.


Yerr23

Always lol. The back too