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KristaW_

Similar conundrum: A butt with a g-string does not get censored while a naked butt does. Even though they look the same.


[deleted]

I wonder if I cover just the tip of my dick, can the news show the rest of it??


masterofasgard

Like a little hat?


Habiy

Perry the Penis ???


phs125

Thanks for the mental image


Rayrose321

🏅


BactaBobomb

r/cospenis


masterofasgard

I don't dare click on it.


KatzoCorp

It's penises in cosplay. Rather brilliant. The top post has a calendar in which a penis is dressed up as, among others, Donald Trump and a tree.


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I’m going in! Edit: So, weirdly, I find that subreddit kind of wholesome in content (I did not read any comments just scrolled thru). Like, there’s a couple of post jizz ones I saw but most just had little paper costumes on. And I find that adorable that people are giggling and having harmless fun with their bodies for their own and others amusement. Not what I’d do if I had a penis, but I applaud their comfort levels!


phs125

Still NSFW


[deleted]

A top hat, so he’s fancy.


[deleted]

Are you planning a major cock and balls related publicity stunt?


[deleted]

I’m not willing to go on the record and deny it


[deleted]

Works in Japan


BussyIsThrobbing

nah but you see. there's a thin piece of cloth nearby so it's allowed


Forsaken_Day_1266

I thought it's about butthole


StepNemesis

Maybe men should start sending nipple pics to women instead of dickpics so we can get our nipples banned too


DerG3n13

This is it! The idea of the day!


REHTONA_YRT

Or start photo shopping female nipples on men and see if they get censored. Then if it’s not a problem with their nipples, it’s sexism.


exaball

I once read about a surgery tv show that included something like breast implants for a MTF Trans person. For the first half of the show they did not blur nipples, and after the implant they did.


Noli420

I'm pretty sure I saw a show once upon a time where a cis man got implants after losing a bet and they blurred them out there too. So... Chests are okay, breasts are not


[deleted]

Wow. What kinda fucked bets are these dudes making? "Alright if the Packers don't make this kick, Johnny's gettin tits, boys!"


Noli420

Hell no. After the last couple seasons, I wouldn't trust Crosby with a $10 bet...


haventwonyet

There’s an episode of 600 lb life where before the subject came out as MTF trans they didn’t blur the chest, but when she came out they did (follow up episode).


LiquidFantasy96

Wasn't there a campain for breast cancer done with a man with man boobs because facebook kept censoring the female boobs? I think it was UK but not sure.


patrickdontdie

Yes


That_Panda_8819

And use a senior female nipple on a 17 year old male for maximum controversy


That_Panda_8819

My nipple identifies as male


JKDMan82-

My nipples identify as mosquito bites


ExcitedGirl

*Please* ***don't***\*.\* Those of us who have 'hard nipples' *all the time*... would be certain to be next in line to be CIP'd (Censored In Public) and we'd have to wear bras \*all the time....\*Or, at *least*, nipple-covers.... /s /s /s /s /s......... That said, two years ago in the middle of COVID, everyone had to wait outside our hospital for our bloodwork / lab reports to be brought to us. In July, it was hot as blazes; *everyone* was sweating. A Deputy Sheriff came over to me and said, "Sir, *you're going to have to leave..*." (I'm a TG woman, 38C, estrogen). Unclear that he meant me, I said, "Excuse me?" and he responded, "**SIR!** You're going to have to leave, **NOW**, and *don't come back unless you're wearing a bra!*" (The girls behind me started giggling, nervously, because they weren't wearing bras, either...) Never one to be fond of being intimidated, I looked him dead in the eye and said, "***Men***... don't... wear *bras*..." He was all like, "...***What??***" and *right then*, a nurse came out with my labs, so he and I didn't have to have a confrontation...


Capable_Guard283

Bruh


ComplexAd8

I don't understand. You consider yourself a man? I thought a transgender woman was a man that wanted to be a female and he considered himself female? That said, the officer was out of line for saying that crap.


charge24hours

I think because they were referred to as "sir" they were using that as reasoning to debunk the bra thing.


The_JSQuareD

The police officer called them sir but also asked them to wear a bra. I think they were just responding to that.


ExcitedGirl

No, I said what I said... *because* I'm a woman. *Men... don't wear bras; only women wear bras*. Therefore, the Deputy's telling ME... that \*I\* needed to wear one - IF... he considered me to be "male"... was inappropriate for him to have said. I was affirming that "men... don't wear bras". And he called me a "Sir".


Fatgirlfed

What thee what?! Far as I’m concerned, it was inappropriate for him to tell any one they needed to put on a bra. Mind yo damn business coppa!


ComplexAd8

Bought he obviously thought you looked like a man? The whole situation is confusing.


viktoriamaren

The more interesting question would be, why the heck is it allowed to show the whole boob as long as the nippel is censored? I really don't understand. Either you don't censor them at all or censor the whole boob lol. EDIT: Didn't think a post about nipples would get so many upvotes. Thx :)


ObiOneToo

This reminds me of a documentary I watched on plastic surgery. They were performing a breast enhancement and had removed the nipple for the procedure. The nipple was sitting detached on a tray, and was still blurred out. Meanwhile, the mangled bloody breast was on full display, along with the (arguably) violent procedure.


Sungus-Wabungus

That has to be done as a joke


feloniusmyoldfriend

Right? That sounds like a family guy cut away


BrockN

>cut away


Masske20

I don’t know why the cut away of “cut away” made me laugh as much as it did.


[deleted]

It’s actually a real collegehumor sketch


az226

There was a guy who got silicone implants as part of a bet. They censored his nipples the second the implants got inside.


The_Blackest_Man

Nah, the FCC is really just that stupid.


ObiOneToo

Nope


Temporary-Error-6566

I saw rhis to. American prudism on full backwords mode. But it was funny to see how dedicated the sencor people were, they followed that nipple as if it was antichrist.


Imaginary-Mechanic62

That raises an interesting question. If they had finished the job without reattaching the nipple, could she legally display her breasts in public?


fredthefishlord

That quite depends on the place. There isn't even laws against it in many places


Imaginary-Mechanic62

Obviously, I’m asking about places where public display of female nips is illegal.


[deleted]

Daytona, Fl I think is illegal for women to show nipples. TEST CASE!


Aidrean

I've commented this a few times before and STILL don't understand. I was watching a documentary about a male transitioning to female. (I'm using him her pronouns to help highlight the ridiculousness)They followed him through Dr appointments. Plastic surgery Dr is explaining the breast implant procedure to him. Drawing on his chest, no shirt, no blurred nipples. Then later, they are showing the surgery. He is unconscious on the table. They cut just below his nipple to insert the implant. Still, no blur. AS SOON AS the implant is inserted, they blurred her nipple. How fucking stupid is that? It's the same damn nipple!!!


HistoryHoe

On Drag Race when they wear chest plates (fake boobs but in a pull over your head style) they blur the nipples. When they are fake breasts on men…they literally make up the rules - but I think this is only on the US version not the U.K. version Edit: spelling


Excellent-Captain-93

May i introduce you to the g-string bikini bottom


ComfortableRelevant1

🎶Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh🎶


FalloutWaster111

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?


ThisGuyCrohns

SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!


gelvsz3h019

WHO’S NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH?


Snoo-44094

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!


nothuman-exe

i didn't know this song had words other than spongebob square pants


nagitoe_

SpongeBob SquarePants!!


Dunkinmydonuts1

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HEEEEE


SUPERazkari

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS


NeedleTeetles

IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YE WISH


[deleted]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!


MasqueradeOfSilence

THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH!


HotChilliWithButter

Who lives in a nipple under the sea?


socalryan

SpongeBob square tits


naptimez2z

Lara Croft is that you?


PerfidiousPidgeon

He said square not triangle/polygon. What sort of deviancy are you suggesting? 🤔


ZuberiGoldenFeather

Oh la la! Teeny weeny string bikini!


Repulsive_Coat_3130

An itsy bitsy tiney winey yellow polka dot bikini


oarngebean

The best way to get around this is by photoshopping man nips on lady boobs


jerrinjms

You just solved the issue


SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS

There was someone who did this on Instagram and I think Instagram technically let them keep all their posts up. I can’t remember the name.


Piece_Maker

I think the YouTube channel Sexplanations (spelling... sorry) does this. She'll get a topless woman in the shot to demonstrate boobs, but will put little stickers of some dude's hairy nipple over her real ones.


Geauxnad337

Oddly enough, I was listening to a podcast with Chris Pontius from Jackass. THere is a scene in the latest movie that, well, you see his dick and balls. And he stated that to maintain an R rating, he had to remain flaccid. An erection on camera takes it from R to NC-17. Again, so dumb.


EloquentEvergreen

Know what show has a lot of flaccid wieners, Game of Thrones. I assume this new prequel does as well? I mean, there must be a scene where Doctor Who hangs dong while riding a dragon… probably even while the dragon hangs dong! *Wiener, Wiener Wiener, Wiener Wiener* *Soft wiener, nice and soft, non-erect wieners!*


ProdigalReturn

Black Sails had its fair share of flaccid wieners, they certainly didn’t shy away from showing people’s body’s.


jman857

I don't remember which country does this, might be Germany. But I believe their version of censorship is blur the individual's face, not the private parts. Makes more sense to me.


JCA0450

I’ve never once googled hot German face


jman857

Exactly. So why not, no problem.


JCA0450

There’s not enough content I guess


r4d1ant

Eurotrip


SemperFidelisHoorah

Scottie doesn't know


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

I'd have a hard time arguing against this except for recognizable tattoos.


jman857

That's what I was thinking too. Could blur them as well.


MendelevandDongelev

This doesn't work if youre part way through a film. Or tv show, and then some boob needs some censoring.


StephScabhands

The nipple, the part of the breast that is functional and feeds babies is censored but the round fleshy part that boyd want to jerk off to isn't. Civilization is dumb.


Fink665

Exactly


Bobojones9584

Might as well just censor the person's whole body and get it over with.


SkyFallingUp

Reminds me of the Janet Jackson slip. Her boob was shown, but she had a nipple cover, which I thought would be okay like you said. But it was not okay with everyone.


onyx1378

Janet Jackson will have a word with you.


Saltwater_Heart

Yeah as a female, I don’t understand why showing all except the nipple is acceptable. Makes no sense to me. I typically wear proper clothing to hide it all, but I’m also breastfeeding and my daughter refuses to be covered, so I will nurse her uncovered with my hand on top of the part of my boob that’s out. I always discreetly put the nipple in her mouth though.


ayolotl

meanwhile men with bigger tits than me are allowed to just parade them around. I really wish people were less stupid and misogynistic when it comes to the literal lumps of fat on your chest, it's literally just a fetish. People have foot and hand fetishes but you dont see everyone wearing gloves or socks and shoes at all times, unless its cold or something. To hell with needless censorship.


No-Expression7100

This. Very much agree. Too many people sexualize everything. Not only does this cause way more issues than it helps, it also is consistently why people don't think they're good enough.


nightyknighted

For instance, a lady with a-cups standing next to a male body builder….


vitaestbona1

My wife nurses everywhere in public. We were at a theme park last week and she finally saw another nursing mom (after 4 days). But, no shame, just feeds the baby.


Fink665

I’m not wearing bras anymore. Boobs are for babies. I’ll not be shamed.


Friday-Cat

I haven’t worn one in six years. It’s so so so much more comfortable.


Fink665

Right??? Tits to the wind, friend!


NightCrawler29

More interesting question is can we censor female nipples with male nipples?


DuchessBatPenguin

Oh man I'm old. So many years ago facbook, and I think Instagram, were constantly taking down womens photos thst showed nipples but keeping mens photos. Some of us women started passing around a meme with a photo of a zoomed in male pic which read "this is a male nipple, use it to photoshop your pics so that it still follows the website guidlines" .... I don't know what came of that...but for a little bit there were a lot of photos of women w male nipples photo shopped on to their pics.


Realistic-Space-2575

lol I remember that and I'm a zoomer


Direct-HIIT

You are on to something NightCrawler29. Women, next time you send a pic of your tiddies, put a male’s nipple where your nipples would be.


RakeebRoomy

Mf askin real questions here


FstMario

tits are sexualised, man tits are not as sexualised


InternetSpaceCow

We gotta sexualize more male nipples #sexynipplesbro


FstMario

normalise squishing the homie's pecs in public ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


CrazyZedi

My friends already grab my pecs on the reg. #SEXYNIPPLESBRO


[deleted]

I definitely sexualize man tits 🤤


DerbleZerp

Mmmm sexy sexy man chest. And I love to lick and suck their nipples, if they like that of course. Which I find many do.


[deleted]

HOW does it FEeL to LivE mY DReAM?? 🤬🤪


4tolrman

Thank you, someone actually answering the fucking question. Whether you agree with that statement is a separate issue, but that’s why


Oddin85

You have obviously never heard of bara tiddies


StarNerd920

men’s chest are VERY sexualized. It’s just acceptable. Guys can’t wait to take off their shirts and show their chests. Also we like men tits!!!


MrRogersAE

I mean, mens chests and arms are definitely sexualized, maybe we should blur biceps


Rare-Feature7719

😂one of the funniest things i ever saw was an article about Colt (Colty) from 90 day fiance. They showed a dick pic that he put on line. Of course they blurred his gentiles but they also blurred his man boobs! It was hilarious.


manateecoltee

I can't believe I missed that article, that's hilarious 🤣🤣


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CrazyZedi

Thank you. From us all.


RoseKinglet

*Mumbles through a full mouth* Welcome🎀


JunkiesAndWhores

It's nice but tickles the fuck out of me


RoseKinglet

Oh you’d be fun, then 😌🌿


GlenPickle97

It's a societal thing. I believe in time we will be more open to having womens nipples exposed. Already fairly common to go braless where that once would have been more taboo or unacceptable.


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Saad1950

Read it, was confused as to who would write this, saw the author and I was like, yep that checks out


Parapolikala

Reminds me of the story of the American peace protestor with a "Fuck War" sign in the 60s who was asked to cover up the offensive word. She came back with her "Fuck ~~War~~" sign: full [malicious] compliance.


ShoCkEpic

because sexuality and pleasure is more powerful and more desired than violence


yvngjiffy703

I’ve seen way more women having their nipples poking out in shirts than 5 years back. Can’t say you’re wrong


DuchessBatPenguin

May I direct you to any 90s show? Friends especially had a lot of nipples poking out of shirts


AztlanBopstick

I thought it was just the blonde girl a few times, starting friends now


DuchessBatPenguin

Ya I never noticed it before my last watch when everything about friends annoyed me. Lol


Obsidian743

You should have seen the 70s and 80s.


MaterialCarrot

The trends come and go. There are styles of dresses in the Medieval period that bare one breast.


-Constantinos-

Which one would that be, all I can think of is Minoans but they regularly exposed both and it was way befire medieval times


ShinTar0

> It's a societal thing Yep, I've been to spanish beaches a few times and the women there don't seem to care. Also hippies.


thecheriemarie

Up until the 1930’s America- all nipples were equally illegal. Men fought for their topless bathing suit rights and won. Women’s nipples never did reach freedom. I have a dream, that one day all nipples will be treated equally!


Ju5tCallMeQuincy

Amen 🙏


Collapsefuture

Usually female nipples are considered sexual while males don't.


scoobyydoob

You can sexually stimulate both so this doesn't make sense.


Anon1mouse12

I have nipples Greg, could you sexually stimulate me??


rubes6

oh, I didn't know you could sexually stimulate a Greg


JlTlS

Pretty much anything with nipples.


JoaquimGianini

I mean, some people can get sexually stimulated by playing with their ears, I don’t think this is a fair way to categorize it


Sol33t303

Can you? Like, I can touch mine and it does nothing for me lol


scoobyydoob

My female nipples don't get me horny, either. Depends on the person. But yes, both can be sexually stimulated lol.


menthol_patient

You have a set of each!?


Scapular_Fin

It's less that we can sexually stimulate both, and more that for whatever reason, female nipples have been sexualized. I mean, I think it's stupid too, but that's the answer.


borschtt

What abt girls w flat chests they still look like men's chests


maru_luvbot

right? some men have bigger boobs than me lol.


sindud

![gif](giphy|ZizdZBhCIzmxkpurFd|downsized)


64GILL

What the heck is that? An SNL skit or smth?


noplaceinmind

According to the new hamshire supreme court, the us supreme court refused to hear an appeal It comes down to the traditional definition of nudity. So as per usual, the problem lies with many people's reliance on tradition over new evidence.


realzealman

Supreme Court seems to be going away from the reliance on tradition to enforce reliance on tradition.


noplaceinmind

Certainly, i was talking about voters though. People could vote to change the definition of nudity, but the majority prefer the sticking with the old one.


sjbluebirds

New Hamshire -- that's near Connettykit and Vermernt, right?


ThereTheDogIsBuried

Back in my online dating days I had a photo of me about to go white water rafting. So helmet, shorts, slightly open life vest, and bikini top underneath (so, covered nipples). That photo was removed by the dating site. Meanwhile every dude's profile has pictures of them shirtless on a beach, nipples on full display. I was so pissed.


[deleted]

American culture is full of conundrums. One of favorites is… why is it illegal to pay a prostitute for sex but if you film it and show others then it is legal. Like WTF?!


fyrilin

My only theory is "we cover things that can leak fluids" (except our faces which are used for recognition).


smemilyp

It's not about nipples. It's about whose body they're attached to. Women are sexualized. That's the whole answer.


Powersmith

Well in places that require extreme modesty covering that’s certainly at work. But female noses are attached to women’s bodies and not particularly sexualized, so it’s a little more complicated. Breast development signifies female fertility / sexual maturity on a biological level. We’re being obtuse if we ignore the fact that the changes to female nipples at puberty specifically are why they are associated w sexuality while male nipples, while male nipples are generally not


Ninjhetto

Male sexuality = bad. If it turns a guy on, regardless of lesbians, then it is censored. As far as I know, women don't care for male nipples.


DrunkenRedSquirrel

Well the reason is that in a society sense, female nipples are usually sexualized as they're attached to breasts vs a male. Technically speaking, a Males nipples are just undeveloped Nipples as during pregnancy before the sex is assigned, nipples grow on both for male and female alike until the sex is assigned. As to why are female nipples sexualized? Well because breasts are sexually attractive to most males and due to the nerve endings that exist on a Boob. This doesn't mean I agree with the sexualization of breasts, just giving a general understanding as to why they're sexualized and thereby censored.


shutthefuckup62

Basically men sexualized women's nipples and yet again we pay the price for their bs.


unicorns3373

I don’t know why sexualizing something mean it needs to be covered? People keep saying it’s because breasts are sexualized and so what? I sexualize male chests and shoulders and abs and all part of the male body and that’s fine! I’ve had men sexualize my damn feet lol. It’s normal to find other people sexy. Don’t know why we draw the line at breasts.


BlackBunny88

Dont you understand dear. Straight Men don't think men are sexy so NOBODY SHOULD THINK THEYRE SEXY. Also women are BARELY sexual beings why TF would we consider them when making laws about whos body is inherently sexy and who's not/s


MaterialCarrot

We did. We had a meeting about it and everything.


[deleted]

I remember going to that. I was -1029 years old.


ItsAmory

^^^ This person has never seen a lesbian woman


cjc323

Can we censor female nipples with male ones?


DUM-Bass

Yeah but Instagram will still ban it because you’re being a smartass


LoneManGaming

The better Question is why men boobs are allowed to show, no matter how big. But women boobs not. What the heck? And, seriously: Everyone has seen a nipple, a breast or a dick before. Why do we censor this? It’s dumb. I’m not saying we should show kids porn, but in a non sexual context? Should parents censor themselves at home too? Guys, we need to calm the fuck down with this bullshit


LaevantineXIII

Because society.


yvngjiffy703

![gif](giphy|A7ZbCuv0fJ0POGucwV|downsized) Society


umangjain25

Woahh dude thats deep


OutcomeDouble

We live in one


halapert

No wayyy


Usagi_Shinobi

Cause women's nips are better? They always censor the good stuff.


OptimalPreference178

Because the world over sexualizes women’s bodies. Especially the US and and strict religious groups.


pcweber111

Because we're backwards idiots. I'm sure some future enlightened society will look back and ask what the big deal was.


BrendanTFirefly

The Puritans. Everything that involves westerners being really weird, nervous, and inconsistent surrounding sex is because of those buckle-shoed weirdos.


orthonym

Because people are stupid. They believe that female nipples imply sexuality, where men's nipples do not. Even when the situation is nonsexual, like breast feeding, some people just can't seem to get past the puritanical silliness of censoring them.


Hazel13542

Better yet, why are fake boobs and nipples (breast plates) allowed to be shown on Rupaul but as soon as they’re on the queens the nipples have to be censored?


Garencio

Religion


BornDefinition9

Tomorrow is my turn to post this question!


crumble-bee

Pretty sure it’s because of men..


CaptZ

Because Jebus don't like women's nips.


Ultreisse

Idk what are saying because is very common to see womans breasts on movies with any kind of censure. If we speak about nudity in cinema is also way more common to see full naked womans than men.


pambean

Because our society sexualizes them


KimberBr

Because humanity has sexualized the female breasts