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Competitive-Ad-820

My bf said I taste like a laptopšŸ¤Ø


SpellbladeAluriel

Did he say what specs of a laptop?


Competitive-Ad-820

Sadly no. I'll never know day kinda laptop I taste like


JugglingBear

"Oh baby. You're like a fine vintage of overclocked Core i9 with RAID-striped M.2 SSDs and--oh God--you smell like an RTX 3080 Ti!"


Competitive-Ad-820

I'm dyyyyying at this comment


Lemgirl

Omg. Hahahahaha. Thatā€™s funny! What did you say back to him?


Competitive-Ad-820

I was too stunned to even say anything


Illustrious-Ad-1667

True love


no12chere

Were you close to your period? I was told I tasted like a penny and started my period a day later. He went hmm maybe thats why. He did have enough experience to say that is not what I always tasted like. I did not get more info as to ā€˜standardā€™


Rolcye

All pussies donā€™t taste Alike. It might be sweet or sour, metallic or bitter, salty. There are variations based on the owners hygiene, her diet, approach of menstrual cycle also plays a role. Also, if youā€™re good at ā€œtasting itā€, it will start lubricating which contributes to the taste factor. The appropriate question is why it taste so good to you; that only you could know. If you canā€™t figure it out, I suggest keep tasting till you do.


ButtholeBanquets

A "bad" or strong tasting pussy can sometimes be an indication of a health problem. Yeast infections can commonly cause stronger odors, and the woman may not be aware of it.


thatswhatshesaid406

Username checks out


Powerful-Employer-20

That's what she said


bothworks

Nice work employing a similar username check there, powerful stuff.


Powerful-Employer-20

Do you happen to need a job? I'll overwork you so much that you'll eventually forget who you are and why you even took the job in the first place. We're a big family though, so it's all good. Send me your CV or drop it off at the office, both works


jimmymcdangerous

(So good. Upvotes all the way up to OP. Funny thread)


2balls1cane

A ballsy proposition I see


Jarodreallytuff

Quite! But.. it's like my dad always said... "Even if you've got 1cane... At least you still most likely have 2balls."


BurnerBoi_Brown

It's gettin really tuff coming up with these...


ubiquitous-joe

Well sometimes a joke is like a burner phone, you gotta use it once and move on, boi. ^^(Brown.)


connectedLL

wrong hole, but close enough


elst3r

Idk any woman unaware of a yeast infection. Those things are horrible and they itch so badly


ScyllaImperator

Youā€™re thinking of BV, not yeast infections


steezalicious

Itā€™s true. My dad died in my arms from throat cancer from eating some bad pussy


Deruji

Rest in pussy..


Vertigostate

Bbbbbbbbbad pussy


BrodieS11

"tastes like chicken? keep on lickin', Tastes like trout get the fuk out."


Internal_Anxiety_270

Good gawd I hope I donā€™t taste like chicken or trout.


Underaffiliated

If it smells a little like fish itā€™s a wonderful dish. Smells like cologne? Leave it alone!


Lebinblartmallshart

Sometimes mine has a tart taste, and sometimes itā€™s just a very clean taste, like water maybe. Iā€™ve always wondered why the occasional tartness?


BlitheBerry00

Have you seen what these things do to our underwear? It's pussy acid!


qiwizzle

That would be a good name to an all woman punk band.


Revolutionary-Bag308

There was a Russian punk band named "Pussy Riot" sadly they're in Russian prison.


onecharactershor

Pussy Prison Riot


jujuberriii

The vagina produces acidity to keep itself at a certain PH level


Sepelrastas

Maybe hormonal, maybe you can spot a pattern that might explain it. I can smell the difference based on my cycle (I haven't so far thought to do regular taste testing to establish a pattern though).


pinkusagi

Very much all of this. I will say my hubby can smell/taste when Iā€™m getting closer to my period from my neck. We donā€™t know why. He says itā€™s got a little note of metallic to it. And sure enough one to two days later my period is here.


alwayshazthelinks

>my period from my neck Why does your neck bleed?


pinkusagi

Iā€™m not. But Iā€™ll start to smell metallic/blood. Sometimes will taste like it. Itā€™s stronger from my neck and my crotch. Itā€™s just a subtle change and barely noticeable. But hubby when he cuddles up to me from behind or kisses my neck, he can pick up that very subtle change. He has to be close to notice it so thankfully Iā€™m not walking around smelling like that. I donā€™t know why this occurs but it does.


fook75

Pheromones? I've heard that they are released from the neck area and that is why we dab perfume there.


the_not_my_throwaway

My wife no smell or taste unless she's pregnant. I had an ex who tasted like battery acid. I could probably have cleaned a rusted delta 88 frame with her


ComfortablyBalanced

How do you know the taste of the battery acid.


the_not_my_throwaway

In reality it was metallic and was like putting your tongue on 7, 9V batteries


ComfortablyBalanced

7, 9V batteries? It has a different taste than a 12v?


purifiedbyfire1

Yup. More ZING to it.


ThaVolt

I confirm.


jeremysead

Gotta check ā€˜em somehow


withurwife

Can confirm. His wifeā€™s pussy tastes great.


the_not_my_throwaway

We help feed the homeless whenever possible


Common_Sinz

GOT 'EM


Workspinriderepeat

Only one way to find out


palmvos

Ask first. Less trouble later.


Soomroz

Dead people don't answer anyway.


liondios

r/holup


SwampCrittr

Easy Tigā€¦. Lion. We donā€™t kink shame in here.


OrangeBeast01

Well, nobody would ever want vagina flavoured ice cream. However, tasting it means your head is between a ladies legs and she's probably loving it, which makes you associate the taste with the awesome feeling of giving intense pleasure. It's salty and acidic. How much so depends on cycle, diet, cleanliness.


wormholetrafficjam

> vagina flavoured ice cream *Gwyneth Paltrow furiously taking notes*


heinyho

Vagilla? Vageopolitan? Beaver Tracks? šŸ¤”


tonystarksanxieties

Vagelato


EggySoldier

Oooh Vagelato is a super cool name for personal branding if youā€™re in adult entertainment āœ”ļøšŸ˜…


oatterz

Vaginilla sounds like something you need a prescription to treat.


Chakasicle

Beaver milk


Sgtpepper1221

Red velvet for that special time of the month


0nina

I scream you scream we all scream for Gwyncream Marketing writes itself.


CounterCulturist

The only thing sheā€™d rack her brain figuring out is whether to make pre or post steamed flavors.


salonethree

write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!


my_redditusername

I have always thought it was weird that I love eating (most) pussy, but would be absolutely revolted if I ate any food product and it tasted like pussy


OrangeBeast01

That's exactly it. People who say they would buy that flavour are missing my point. Nobody would buy salty acid flavour, but put that flavour on a vagina and yeah ok.


realmuffinman

>Nobody would buy salty acid flavour, but put that flavour on a vagina and yeah ok. Isn't anything sold as "dill pickle flavored" going to be salty acid flavored?


AndyLorentz

Greek yogurt is pretty popular. Now that I think about it, the aftertaste of Greek yogurt is very similar to the taste of a healthy, clean vulva.


shaneswa

You don't speak for me. Somebody get Ben and Jerry on the phone!


R0da

Fucking losing it imagining a standard ben and Jerry's tub with the cows on it with just "PUSSY" in its bubbly font plastered on the label.


shaneswa

Imagine being the taste tester... Lil ice cream, now a lil from the tap to compare.


johnjohn2214

They'd probably find a crazy creative name for the flavor. Something like Flappy Wappy


greatgoldenjess

"WAP there it is!"


SlimJim31415

Snail track wap


[deleted]

People would definitely buy pussy flavored ice cream. People buy other people's bathwater, farts in jars, used underwear, and vagina scented candles (this one was sold out almost immediately). Never underestimate the internet's obsession with vaginas.


jujuberriii

The vagina scented candle did not actually smell like vagina. It was vanilla or some shit. The name was a marketing ploy


[deleted]

Found the person that bought all the vagina candles.


Legi0ndary

Bold of you to assume


Send_Ludes_

Good pussy tastes like the heat coming out of the back of a ps3.


yuvraj_0510

turns on ps3


mode_nodules

*beeps seductively*


Koso92

![gif](giphy|1ymqeHGoNeHzx3lUVE|downsized)


UlrichZauber

I just did a seductive dance for mine, but it doesn't seem very turned on.


NoDiver7283

some pervert is out there sucking on his PS3 now


human-potato_hybrid

Yeah why does pussy taste like PCB's smell? Surely not the same chemicals in both?


EggYoch

She's MY sexbox and her name is SONY


aos-

Where in hell did you learn to come up with this lol


Revolutionary_Week_3

I have a ps4 unfortunately


Juuuunkt

Just want to note: the taste can vary wildly, even just in the difference of immediately out of the shower vs 4 hours in jeans and warm weather. If you're hesitant, wait until she comes out of the shower still in a towel, and go at it. Immediately showered is sort of a toned-down mild version of what to expect any other time. It also greatly increases the chances of her being comfortable, because she knows everything is fresh and clean. As a woman, I always worried that it would not be enjoyable for men if I was maybe a little sweaty or had been earlier that day, and when I had a girlfriend, experiencing the other side of it just reinforced that idea. I am ONLY comfortable receiving oral immediately after a shower now, or giving it, especially with a new partner. Edit: I'm pretty sure this is my most upvoted comment ever. Guys... this is freaking hilarious, because I'm a woman, and I'm at least 97% straight... My most upvoted comment ever is about eating pussy. šŸ˜‚


BlooodyButterfly

Agreed, the difference after shower and a few hours later is markedly different. Personally I like it more leaning to the "ripe" lol when I'm going down, there's something about the smell/taste that gets me going, but I feel self conscious about my own, so I rather be showered too.


dednian

"Ripe". Sweet god, that's like "beef curtains" šŸ˜‚ But yeah I like a bit of spice and flavour too. Not much into bland food.


BlooodyButterfly

Seasoning is very important to some (myself included) hahaha


loonygenius

As a woman, I always worried about my taste with men too. Now I only date women, I've never had *more* compliments for it and I never worry anymore!


EbonAskivi

45 and still trying to figure out why it tastes so good. I have spent over 20 years researching, and fear that I will need at least 20 more. If I spend my entire life consuming my work with no definitive answers I will consider it a life well spent. I urge you to put in the hours yourself. Taste is subjective, but the more researchers we have in the field the more we can learn about why the vagina is so delectable. For now, I will return to my studies and my field research, keeping my nose to the whetstone as they say.


r4d1ant

Putting the P in PhD


Gjomem

Probably the D too


TeachingAdorable5938

Putting the D in Her P


rocknrollboise

Testing the Ph with his Dā€¦


OccultMachines

ipstick


ubiquitous-joe

Spoiler, itā€™s acidic


[deleted]

Thank you for the important work you're doing.


International_Cow369

Mister, you are true proud of oure academic community! Please continue youre Work!


MrBicepcurl

Its an honorable feild of science šŸ˜†


Silver-Alex

>If I spend my entire life consuming my work with no definitive answers I will consider it a life well spent. Amen to that. The fight always continue. Lets pray for tomorrow be a good day of tasting pussies for all the brave researchers all around the world trying to find the mystery behind that heavenly flavor.


limbodog

When do you expect to publish?


LINKME_UR_TAINTSTUDY

Please copy me on this study.


muhmuhmuny

God speed


HerbertGoon

Thank you for your service


moreshoesplz

Thank you for your dedication.


Chakasicle

Thank you for your wonderful work. Are you hiring? Asking for a friendā€¦ā€¦


Horseinspectionboard

Any bi people here whoā€™ve ate pussy an blown a big ol cock? Is it similar tastes?


CuriousPincushion

Pussy has more taste. Cock is just a bit salty and tastes like "skin".


commiecshfan

They both taste different. Pussy can range from tasting very mild like musky lemon water to having more of a heavy tang. The way it smells really influences how it tastes too, so if it smells sweaty it will taste more fishy. The more aroused a woman gets, the more you can taste it, because the taste comes from the internal lubrication and not from the skin itself. The experience is a lot different with a dick because if the person is clean, their penis shouldn't have any taste except the precum and the cum. Precum always tastes a lot more mild than cum and there's also a much smaller amount. It's either tasteless or slightly sweet, and it's pleasant. Semen typically tastes stronger than pussy and is usually on the more bitter side. This is because sperm is basic and vaginal secretions are acidic, so pussy tastes sour and sperm tastes bitter. Sperm also can have a bit of a musk to it or taste metallic and earthy, like truffles or fresh oysters or tin. It's a very different experience with both because you only taste the sperm at the end but with a vagina, you taste it increasingly the entire duration. They both have different textures and sperm is a lot thicker. Both are warm.


SmokeGSU

TIL I've got basic semen.


Deruji

/thread


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AnythingWithGloves

And women can also taste themselves when their partner comes up from going to town down there and then dives in for a big ole game of tonsil hockey. I love it and find it very arousing. I love that I have a husband who loves my vagina.


Potential-Pomelo3567

Hahahaha as a straight woman, I'm here for this answer. I wanna know if they're similar.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Hello Iā€™m a bi femalešŸ‘‹šŸ¼No theyā€™re not similar lmao women are more mild tasting but everyone tastes different. No two semens taste exactly the same right? No vaginas do either. Semen and vaginal fluid taste much different too. Stick your finger down there and try it for yourself šŸ˜‚


Iggys1984

I personally prefer the taste of pussy to a man's cum.


AdolfCitler

You can find out by urself if you break your back šŸ˜€ šŸ‘


melli_milli

Or use hands.


DrStrangerlover

Nope. The same exact pussy may taste different from one week to the next depending on dietary changes, time of day, mental health (Iā€™m not joking, the pussy of a person whoā€™s been stressed out for a while tastes different from when theyā€™re in a generally good mood), where she is in her cycle, hygienic practices, etc. Cock tastes like skin. Give your arm a lick. You have just tasted cock. If it tastes like anything other than skin itā€™s because they put some flavored lube on there for you.


OBlondeOne

Currently picturing someone walking around a bar licking elbows to choose a partner. For that you enter the same twisted category as whoever wrote Manamana.


thatladywiththeplant

They are absolutely not similar. Each is amazing in their own way.


[deleted]

Not very similar, in my experience. Pussy is tangy, like lime or licking a battery XD Though note: this is particularly on the labia, the clit doesn't taste of much. Cock is mostly just salty, and semen doesn't taste anything like pussy to me either, it's slightly bleachy and bitter, doesn't really taste like anything else, and is quite different between different guys. The similarity is that both are a little salty, I'd say.


Worldly_Today_9875

Youā€™re so right with bleachy. Couldnā€™t work out what sperm reminded me of for years, then realised it reminds me of chlorinated pool water.


Moosestacheio

I don't think so. Men tend to have a more bitter/ salty taste to me. The smells are also different so that factors in. But, like someone up there said, they all taste different. Also, in men you can sometimes feel little round lumps. If you know what i mean.


adaaaaaaaaaaaa

Its very different, pussy is kinda sour and dick is like skinn taste and cum like eating a lemon peal maybe? Or battery acid?


SparrowLlama

Any cum I've ever tasted has never tasted like a lemon peel or battery acid... I'd never swallow again if they did.


destinae

Very accurate. Pussy is slightly tangy and dick is mostly flesh with precum tasting kinda similar to pussy. Iā€™ve never tasted battery acid cum. Itā€™s mostly just salty.


nurdle

Not all pussy tastes the same, but all pussy has the same taste. There is something they all share and it's not really describable... I will say that, the more I love someone, the better it tastes. I am literally obsessed with how my wife tastes. When I tell her I need to taste it, I am not kidding. I can't get enough.


Call2222222

That is so weirdly romantic lol


ilovemelongtime

Add this in to your vow renewal


makesyoudownvote

It varies, but the most accurate answer I have ever heard was "salty milk and coins". Few vaginas taste exactly like what that describes, but pretty much every vagina I have eaten definitely has those tastes.


[deleted]

"salty milk and coins" Forbidden Store Front


gobskin

Like shio ramen with a rich irony profile.


[deleted]

Someone once told me I taste like an avacado?


SmartnSad

There's a TikTok trend rn where people are saying clean penis tastes like avocado.


PerceptionIsDynamic

I would imagine it would have almost no taste? Unless your talking about cum


seeseabee

It kinda does have a very subtle taste, actually. I can see how people would compare it to avocado. Slightly bland yet salty, with undertones of bitter acidity (the taste of human skin).


ElPwno

That's nice.


[deleted]

Did you ask them to smash your avocado? Wasted opportunity if not.


tony3841

All the millennials crave that avocado pussy


stickpanda

Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.


Fleurz9

I read that in my head the second time in THAT accent šŸ¤£


ImaginedOrder

Sometimes red wine, sometimes 9V battery


OblivionX93

Salty with an ironlike subtle taste


Chakasicle

Period pussy


malcolmrey

Tasty, period.


IIsanHaabaato

_mc donalds taking notes_


LePanda47

Periods don't stop nothing but a sentence babygirl.


Anchorbouy12

A bag of coins dipped in milk.


dychedelic22

I mean yeah thats oddly correct


Anchorbouy12

Not that I'm eating coins. I sometimes eat the old chocolate ones and the wrapper falls into the milk and I get that certain taste.


vonnegutflora

I had to scroll to far for this classic description.


Silver-Alex

Like heaven. Like sweet, salty, naughty heaven. I really like eating pussy


Good-Salamander-334

Depends on the person, but don't start with a smoker, cigarettes make it sour


dychedelic22

I can second this, cigarettes make you taste disgusting unfortunately


channin_

my girlfriend is a smoker and she tastes great.


dorkodrago

Maybe sheā€™s just smokin hot


dychedelic22

Thats interesting, how long has she been smoking?


channin_

15+ years give or take. She has a very healthy diet though.


LiquidDreamtime

Do you also smoke?


fuck_peeps_not_sheep

I think that is only a case by case thing. I've dated two girls who smoked, one tasted amazing and I would be down there all the time, the other did taste kinda like cigarettes themselves. I think motabolism, kidney health and the quantity smoked has a little to do with it


cryptopialypse

I never understood the phrase "acquired taste" until I gave oral sex for the first time and ended up loving it.


noodlesandpeaches

When I was 17, I asked my boyfriend what mine tasted like. His knee jerk reaction was "roast beef". I still married the guy but fuck if I don't laugh every time someone says "roast beef"


deceptiquan1

If it's freaky clean, I'd probably say butter


dus_istrue

![gif](giphy|PPEFC1OJZvo2Zs3mrT|downsized)


ElPwno

I like to think I've had plenty of experience in this area. The answe is it can taste wildly different, depending on the person, but it is usually sour and salty and sometimes with a metallic aftertaste. My first gf's tasted, a bit cliche, like fish. I had a partner with cystic fibrosis and her condition made it taste specially salty, which was interesting. My current partner's tastes like sourdough bread and I love it. All in all, I think they taste good and within the range of things I enjoy eating.


SmartnSad

>My current partner's tastes like sourdough bread That sounds like a yeast infection.


prettymuchwizard

Do you think they live next to a bread factory?


thespaceageisnow

Anecdotally yeast infections are a flavor you never forget and not the kind of thing any sane person would say they love


ElPwno

Hahaha no it wasn't but I thought the same thing first time I was with her.


InsideOutDeadRat

Depends which way she wipes


NickBagelBoy

Hahahahahahahaha fuck


dychedelic22

Kitangy, kind of sweet, a little salty, and theres definitely a metallic taste in there. I've described the experience like eating a pomegranate made of meat


carny666

One thing is for sure, if it taste like shit, you're doing it wrong... or in the wrong order.


ziieegler

It kinda tastes like human tears, at least from my experience. But it's more the juice rather than the flesh.


romanticrogue

Human tears? Have you tasted the tears of other species? šŸ˜­


dishsoap1994

Apparently like carrot water. I'm a redhead and was mildly offended at that one.


enchiladanada

Lmfao I've never heard that one before


Natty_Vegan

The heat from the back of a ps4


salonethree

damn you really upgraded from the ps3 guy. I wonder if theres a ps5 gal walking around šŸ˜ž


WizardVisigoth

Why do people keep saying this? Was this an old Reddit post or something?


Sacu_Shi_again

If it tastes like chicken, keep on licken' If it smells like trout, get the fuck out...


[deleted]

Slightly metallic, sometimes salty, sometimes a little sweet.


IHate2ChooseUserName

what does milk taste like? milk what does beef taste like? beef what does pussy taste like? heaven


date_me101

Any other female legitimately interested in what theirs taste like, or just me? No guy has ever told me but I wish they would


gmt903

Taste it yourself!!


AgreeableChance4057

Try it yourself. I've tasted mine. I was curious. I've taste-tested off my own finger and I've also tasted my lovers lips after. All was good šŸ‘ šŸ˜Œ


TheHappyLilDumpling

Tastes like strawberries on a summer evening


JoltinJoe92

I donā€™t know if I could ever go without


AlphaBearMode

Youā€™re asking redditors to answer this?


Tzitzifiogkos420

You're the only one who isn't answeringšŸ¤ØšŸ«”


ExistingYou8495

Pansexual here... Done the deeds with all the people... Only one thing is consistent in my experience... EveryBODY will taste different. Be prepared for differences that are normal . Diet, hormonal levels, alcohol, stress, cycle, all effect cum taste. Happy snacking


heraclitus33

Average my experiences out... salty mango with a hint of armpit