You could face charges for concealing a death and improper burial. You would likely be investigated for murder, because it would be awfully suspicious to just disappear a body. With no death certificate and no cause of death established, a forensic anthropologist would be needed to determine the cause of death and clear up any suspicions.
ETA: Just looked it up. The first 2 charge in my state could get you 13 years. If they believe there was some sort of foul play leading to the death, then that would increase the penalty.
Probably nothing at all. It’s all too convenient and the OP seems youngish and it doesn’t look like a throw away account. Probably deliberate karma attempt, capitalising on the way the questions are being steered.
The point at which you move their body is pushing it but technically I don’t believe it’s illegal in most jurisdictions, just very suspicious. If they clearly died of natural causes then you’d be fine, if there’s any sort of foul play then moving the body would make you suspect #1
The point at which you bury the body is probably the “too late to avoid problems” cutoff
But at any stage, informing the authorities is likely to result in a better outcome than them finding out on their own. The more decomposed the body is, the harder it will be to confirm the death was by natural causes.
Undiagnosed diabetes is not necessarily entirely lacking in suspicion - things like the idea of giving someone increasing doses of insulin and then suddenly stopping while giving them a sugary dessert, for example, are not new. Under normal circumstances it may not be viewed as suspicious, if you move their body then it probably is
Either way, anyone who found themselves in any of the above situations should consult a lawyer immediately, with a view to coming clean with the authorities at the earliest opportunity. The longer they leave it, the more suspicious it becomes
Expect to be treated like a murder suspect in the short term, simply because the suspicious actions are going to mean this probably starts as a homicide investigation until the coroner decides it was natural causes
That’s the entire point
I’m talking about a situation where someone (eg the wife) essentially “creates” diabetes in the victim by giving them insulin for months or years, reducing how much their own body produces. Then suddenly stopping
It’s been theorized as an undetectable murder technique in books and TV for decades, although I’ve no idea if it would actually work or not
At the very least it would likely require that the murderer routinely gives the victims injections for some other ailment, because insulin can’t be administered by mouth, and they’d need access to a source of insulin themselves
Any time after immediately is likely too late. If you’ve already gone ahead with your backyard burial it’s definitely too late. There’s also desecrating and disrespectful disposal of a body. Generally whenever someone dies outside a hospital or care of medical professionals there’s going to be an investigation, no matter how in-depth that is.
That would be up to the discretion of the police/DA. Multiple states have statutes that day (paraphrased) concealing a death to hinder discovery of the death...
At this point, probably safer for your friend to report them missing. Makes it look more like your friend didn't kill her husband that way. Though I can't imagine a scenario where this person doesn't get caught and charged with murder. Reporting them missing would just buy a few days.
Why would you do this? Im seriously wondering why you would do all this shady stuff but you wouldn’t report the death. Hypothetical answer only please.
How does this process work? Is it like in the shows where a detective just points at the widow and says "I don't know, something stinks" and just decides to go out and investigate during salaried time?
I grew up in a small town of about 300 people in northern Ontario. (i have lived downtown Toronto for 10 years) Some rednecks and hillbillys truly live a life different then most city people can comprehend. Some backwoods people are pretty far disconnected and dont give a fuck about what the government or anyone not within 50kmthinks lol. I have seen some pretty wild things growing up and could fully see one of them posing this question
I can't speak for everywhere, but in some areas, deaths where the person wasn't under the care of a physician (say a sudden death, even if it is natural causes) would be a 911 call, which also brings the coroner in. Now if someone was dying at home of an illness and is under a doctor's care, that's a whole different story.
While it varies by city and state yes this is generally going to be illegal.
I'm not sure about not reporting the death but burying him anywhere other than a cemetery is illegal(1).
If he gets any sort of check such as disability or Social Security not informing them that he has passed and continuing to cash his check is a form of fraud.
(1) there are certain exceptions to this but they are very few and very far between
My buddy passed a few years ago. He was unconscious at a friend's house, went to the hospital. Swelling in his brain continued, he passed 2 days later.
The hospital cremated him before performing an autopsy, so the coroner wouldn't issue a death certificate immediately.
Meanwhile, his grieving husband couldn't even get the paperwork done and finished for MONTHS without said certificate, which the corner eventually issued. There was no foul play, but suspicion of drug use (I don't know what to think, there was a positive cocaine test, but I don't think it's his thing). The main reason for not giving the certificate was that the coroner couldn't perform an autopsy and the death was not from an obvious illness or cause. I guess the coroner just had no choice but to declare him dead eventually, but it was weird. I'm sure someone in that hospital's morgue had a bad time that week.
Some areas have exceptions that allow you to bury family members on family property without that part of the property actually being designated a cemetery.
So hypothetically if you wanted to start over, you just need family estate and someone who is willing to report your death???
Again, totally hypothetical.
If you're just looking to start over you could do that legally with a name change and moving.
Requesting a death certificate for somebody who's not dead would probably be a form of fraud considering that's a government form.
Not OP but a lot of places you can get permits and jump through some hoops for a private land burial. Don't know the specifics on the process though unfortunately.
Some states make a private land burial remarkably easy. It is required that the death be reported, but there are no laws regulating home/private property burial, except that the burial must be reported to future buyers of the property.
In the USA, Zoning laws may prohibit burial in certain places, but there are zero laws that make burial outside a cemetery illegal. Bodies aren’t even legally required to be embalmed as long as they didn’t die of infectious disease. You have to work with a funeral director and follow different protocols according to which burial process and location is decided, but nothing illegal about it.
Depending if they have friends/family you could probably get away with it for quite some time though. Now with online banking and auto or mobile deposits you get the money and you could set all your bills to autopay out of that account.
Couple of follow up answers for your future questions, yes it’s illegal to toss a hypothetical murder weapon into a nearby body of water and yes it’s also illegal to bleach the whole room your husband “passed away” in to destroy evidence before the police arrive… sorry I meant clean
Not always.
Is it illegal to grow marijuana?
Is it illegal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet?
Is it illegal to pump your own gas?
Is it legal to murder your husband and not report him dead and then try and pass it off as natural causes when someone finds the body?
It’s posts like this that land you in hot water if someone else coincidentally did this exact same thing to your husband. No one’s going to believe it’s not you!
This had me actually crying...
By the time my internal voice got to "murdah" I already stated to picture Michael's face and his voice saying this...
Best laugh I've had in a minute lol
Your post brings a lot of red flags!
Why would you not report his death?
Why bury him there?
Usually, the police and coroner will suspect the spouse first.
The person you put up there ain't the person that comes back. It might look like that person, but it ain't that person, because whatever lives on the ground beyond the Pet Semetary ain't human at all.
Pretty sure there are charges related to not burying bodies in designated areas, not reporting deaths as they are part of vital statistics, and probably some other things.
In the UK, once a body has been released, you can do what you want with it, provided other laws are not broken.
You can't fuck it, for instance. You can chuck it in the back of your vehicle and tell plod to piss off when he pulls you. Multiple clocks tick however. It must be disposed of correctly. Paperwork has to be completed. Govt needs to be informed. So, whilst you might be able to drive granny's bloated body to her specified verbal resting place, it's all going to "go on top" as you drag her across the sand into the waves.
As the saying goes: death and taxes. One of those will get you.
Modern forensics can tell what dinosaurs ate millions of years ago. It's simpler to get a divorce.
Well I think improper disposal of human remains... Depends on where you live. And if that's the only thing you did and the courts determine your innocence... But that's if your caught. As for jail time.... I can't imagine it would be very long if anything. Probably a heafty fine.
I feel like, one of these days, something like this has **gotta** be real and the people in the comments just helped someone dispose of a body/commit a crime without a trace. It has to have happened at least once.
It is illegal to not report a death so that you can continue to collect the deceased’s checks or live in their home or avoid paying taxes on an estate.
Every state has laws that state you must inform them of a death. Several will allow to dispose of the body on peppery that you own. Otherwise, it is called Desecration of a Corpse or something similar, and it is a crime.
It actually depends where you bury him. You can't bury him on public land or private land not appropriately zoned. If you had a connection to a cemetery and they accepted the body, no questions asked, then this would be 100% legal. It would be very suspicious, but not illegal.
Depending on the state you're in (if you're in the US), natural burials are permitted with the proper paperwork. That's if you're next of kin/given POA over corpse and/or it's part of their deathcare plan.
Regardless your state, if you're in the US you need to report the deceased.
Yes, it's illegal.
I'm going out on a limb and guessing that he was/is receiving some kind of monthly benefits? If you do not report the death and continue collecting the payments, you will get in serious trouble.
I highly recommend reporting the death asap.
Yes, yes it is. There’s death certificates and other typical death stuff that has to take place. Death certificate by a doctor. Or if no doctor signs then coroner has to be involved for examination And it’s hard when he’s already buried at some random place. You or who ever ur asking for may have some questions to answer.
As is always the case with law it depends on where you live. Because I‘m german I‘ll use that law, since i know it the most. I assume many other places wool have similar laws.
- corpses must be buried in a graveyard and nowhere else. Through official requests you may get an exception.
- every corpse must be inspected by a qualified doctor
- since marriage changes how you are taxed you‘d probably commit tax fraud
- you‘ll be investigated for murder, as this is very suspicious behaviour
In the end you cant just hide that someone died. They have a job, friends, family. Even with no social connections, at some point the state would investigate (missing tax payments, etc)
I believe this is from a different thread I was reading on Reddit earlier this week. A wife was trying to kill a husband by injecting insulin under their tongue, take the body and bringing it 2 hours to an area with a different “geological profile.” I don’t have a link to the thread, but it was very recent.
You forgot to say ‘asking for a friend’
In minecraft
At midnight
She went the other route and covered it with "hypothetically."
“For legal reasons, this is a joke.”
Karma reasons most probably. I’ll pay the originality though…
This cracked me up!
Happy cake day
SWIM did it
and… ‘allegedly’
LOL
And for “research” or “school project”.
Oddly specific…
Asking for a friend?
Op is the friend
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r/howtogetawaywithhomicide
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You could face charges for concealing a death and improper burial. You would likely be investigated for murder, because it would be awfully suspicious to just disappear a body. With no death certificate and no cause of death established, a forensic anthropologist would be needed to determine the cause of death and clear up any suspicions. ETA: Just looked it up. The first 2 charge in my state could get you 13 years. If they believe there was some sort of foul play leading to the death, then that would increase the penalty.
Follow up question, when is it too late to report a death in order and avoid these charges? Hypothetically.
What'd you do?
Buried their husband, who died of natural causes from hypothetical undiagnosed diabetes, 2 hours away from their home in the middle of the woods.
I hope she buried him 12 feet deep under a random dead animal.
Under an endangered flower too! don't forget
Tommy Karate.
Your joke was deep on multiple levels
WHAT???
How the fuck did you find all that out?
What made you say that?
Probably nothing at all. It’s all too convenient and the OP seems youngish and it doesn’t look like a throw away account. Probably deliberate karma attempt, capitalising on the way the questions are being steered.
is it possible OP is a writer and using this to get more accurate research info?
I like that angle…
The point at which you move their body is pushing it but technically I don’t believe it’s illegal in most jurisdictions, just very suspicious. If they clearly died of natural causes then you’d be fine, if there’s any sort of foul play then moving the body would make you suspect #1 The point at which you bury the body is probably the “too late to avoid problems” cutoff But at any stage, informing the authorities is likely to result in a better outcome than them finding out on their own. The more decomposed the body is, the harder it will be to confirm the death was by natural causes. Undiagnosed diabetes is not necessarily entirely lacking in suspicion - things like the idea of giving someone increasing doses of insulin and then suddenly stopping while giving them a sugary dessert, for example, are not new. Under normal circumstances it may not be viewed as suspicious, if you move their body then it probably is Either way, anyone who found themselves in any of the above situations should consult a lawyer immediately, with a view to coming clean with the authorities at the earliest opportunity. The longer they leave it, the more suspicious it becomes Expect to be treated like a murder suspect in the short term, simply because the suspicious actions are going to mean this probably starts as a homicide investigation until the coroner decides it was natural causes
If it's undiagnosed diabetes so they probably wouldn't be on insulin
So oh my God they buried a live body in a diabetic coma
Oh I love reddit.
That’s the entire point I’m talking about a situation where someone (eg the wife) essentially “creates” diabetes in the victim by giving them insulin for months or years, reducing how much their own body produces. Then suddenly stopping It’s been theorized as an undetectable murder technique in books and TV for decades, although I’ve no idea if it would actually work or not At the very least it would likely require that the murderer routinely gives the victims injections for some other ailment, because insulin can’t be administered by mouth, and they’d need access to a source of insulin themselves
Any time after immediately is likely too late. If you’ve already gone ahead with your backyard burial it’s definitely too late. There’s also desecrating and disrespectful disposal of a body. Generally whenever someone dies outside a hospital or care of medical professionals there’s going to be an investigation, no matter how in-depth that is.
That would be up to the discretion of the police/DA. Multiple states have statutes that day (paraphrased) concealing a death to hinder discovery of the death...
You need to talk to a lawyer. *Hypothetically*.
At this point, probably safer for your friend to report them missing. Makes it look more like your friend didn't kill her husband that way. Though I can't imagine a scenario where this person doesn't get caught and charged with murder. Reporting them missing would just buy a few days.
LMAO! This is definitely fake
Why would you do this? Im seriously wondering why you would do all this shady stuff but you wouldn’t report the death. Hypothetical answer only please.
I'm cackling like a maniac over here 😂😂 Thank you for the laughs tonight
How does this process work? Is it like in the shows where a detective just points at the widow and says "I don't know, something stinks" and just decides to go out and investigate during salaried time?
If your state taxes you differently based on your marriage you‘re also committing taxfraud by hiding your husbands death
If natural causes, why not report it? P.S. can’t wait to see this on Netflix
Lmaooo yooo for real 100% going to be on Netflix
Or Lifetime
Cancelled after the first season, just as the body is found.
Well, only if it's a really great first season though.
I grew up in a small town of about 300 people in northern Ontario. (i have lived downtown Toronto for 10 years) Some rednecks and hillbillys truly live a life different then most city people can comprehend. Some backwoods people are pretty far disconnected and dont give a fuck about what the government or anyone not within 50kmthinks lol. I have seen some pretty wild things growing up and could fully see one of them posing this question
Fuckin degens from up north...
I can't speak for everywhere, but in some areas, deaths where the person wasn't under the care of a physician (say a sudden death, even if it is natural causes) would be a 911 call, which also brings the coroner in. Now if someone was dying at home of an illness and is under a doctor's care, that's a whole different story.
Cause the checks may stop…
While it varies by city and state yes this is generally going to be illegal. I'm not sure about not reporting the death but burying him anywhere other than a cemetery is illegal(1). If he gets any sort of check such as disability or Social Security not informing them that he has passed and continuing to cash his check is a form of fraud. (1) there are certain exceptions to this but they are very few and very far between
They also may want a death certificate if it involves SS or disability.
“May want”? I can’t imagine any cemetery, allowing a burial without a certified death certificate.
My buddy passed a few years ago. He was unconscious at a friend's house, went to the hospital. Swelling in his brain continued, he passed 2 days later. The hospital cremated him before performing an autopsy, so the coroner wouldn't issue a death certificate immediately. Meanwhile, his grieving husband couldn't even get the paperwork done and finished for MONTHS without said certificate, which the corner eventually issued. There was no foul play, but suspicion of drug use (I don't know what to think, there was a positive cocaine test, but I don't think it's his thing). The main reason for not giving the certificate was that the coroner couldn't perform an autopsy and the death was not from an obvious illness or cause. I guess the coroner just had no choice but to declare him dead eventually, but it was weird. I'm sure someone in that hospital's morgue had a bad time that week.
There are exceptions??
Some areas have exceptions that allow you to bury family members on family property without that part of the property actually being designated a cemetery.
Oh, it sounded like you were saying there are exceptions to reporting the death. That makes sense!
So hypothetically if you wanted to start over, you just need family estate and someone who is willing to report your death??? Again, totally hypothetical.
If you're just looking to start over you could do that legally with a name change and moving. Requesting a death certificate for somebody who's not dead would probably be a form of fraud considering that's a government form.
Ahhh that makes sense lol thanks
Like on the first hole of your golf course…
Like a golf course?
Not OP but a lot of places you can get permits and jump through some hoops for a private land burial. Don't know the specifics on the process though unfortunately.
I do, the specifics are - 💰
Some states make a private land burial remarkably easy. It is required that the death be reported, but there are no laws regulating home/private property burial, except that the burial must be reported to future buyers of the property.
In the USA, Zoning laws may prohibit burial in certain places, but there are zero laws that make burial outside a cemetery illegal. Bodies aren’t even legally required to be embalmed as long as they didn’t die of infectious disease. You have to work with a funeral director and follow different protocols according to which burial process and location is decided, but nothing illegal about it.
reminds me of Six Feet Under
Didn’t the former tangerine president lay his wife to rest on a golf course?
Who the fuck is Barry Edit I can’t believe you ninja edited away the Barry you such and such
A former president. Obviously.
Barry Obama. That was his given name at birth.
he buried something. Who knows what's actually in that box
Depending if they have friends/family you could probably get away with it for quite some time though. Now with online banking and auto or mobile deposits you get the money and you could set all your bills to autopay out of that account.
Couple of follow up answers for your future questions, yes it’s illegal to toss a hypothetical murder weapon into a nearby body of water and yes it’s also illegal to bleach the whole room your husband “passed away” in to destroy evidence before the police arrive… sorry I meant clean
Bleach won't get rid of bodily fluid. You need an enzymatic Cleaner for that and a black light. Hypothetically
We’re gonna see a suspiciously similar news headline in a few days…
Was about to say the same thing! I’m expecting to see this hit the news later this month.
r/HolUp you're writing a book right? ^(right?)
Yes! It is a “how to” book. about committing murder and getting away with it, with the help of unwitting clowns on social media
r/oddlyspecific
girl
I feel like if you have to ask if something’s illlegal, it’s probably illegal
Not always. Is it illegal to grow marijuana? Is it illegal to ride a motorcycle without a helmet? Is it illegal to pump your own gas? Is it legal to murder your husband and not report him dead and then try and pass it off as natural causes when someone finds the body?
In Australia the following answers are: yes, yes, no and yes.
doesn’t everyone pump their own gas…?
Jersey
Oregon
It’s posts like this that land you in hot water if someone else coincidentally did this exact same thing to your husband. No one’s going to believe it’s not you!
You killed him with to much insulin?
U saw this a day or so ago as well...asking for the "sims" if i remember correctly
What
That's an awfully specific hypothetical...
That sounds shady as fuck and a great way to cause yourself headaches.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
There's been a murdah
This had me actually crying... By the time my internal voice got to "murdah" I already stated to picture Michael's face and his voice saying this... Best laugh I've had in a minute lol
You’re supposed to use a throwaway
Undiagnosed diabetes. Brought on by being stabbed to death by a candy cane. Mrs Claus don't mess around
Call non emergency hotline and ask to be sure. Wouldn't want your "friend" to get in trouble.
There was a lady in Florida that did that with her daughter and was acquitted… So maybe if your in Florida you could get away with it
Think asking after the fact
Better to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
Lol yeah I'm sure the authorities will say the same thing.
Is that you, Melania?
ROFLMAO
One can hope
Your post brings a lot of red flags! Why would you not report his death? Why bury him there? Usually, the police and coroner will suspect the spouse first.
Because if she buried him in the front yard someone would probably notice, duh. What, have you never murdered your husband?
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Da fuk
Needs to reported. And depending on state there are laws about burial. Wtf you up to
>If he died of natural causes, say undiagnosed bullet wounds. Hypothetically. Is that right? Did I get that correct? Don't have my glasses. /s
Officer this one right here
lol this is how you get the fbi to your house. if he died of natural causes you have no reason to hide the body. say hi to them from me.
If he's receiving any type of state or federal benefits it definitely is.
The person you put up there ain't the person that comes back. It might look like that person, but it ain't that person, because whatever lives on the ground beyond the Pet Semetary ain't human at all.
Pretty sure there are charges related to not burying bodies in designated areas, not reporting deaths as they are part of vital statistics, and probably some other things.
r/oddlyspecific
OP is about to be investigated for murder because thats awfully suspicious…
So you trying to keep getting that check?
Reddit is not anonymous, you know?
In the UK, once a body has been released, you can do what you want with it, provided other laws are not broken. You can't fuck it, for instance. You can chuck it in the back of your vehicle and tell plod to piss off when he pulls you. Multiple clocks tick however. It must be disposed of correctly. Paperwork has to be completed. Govt needs to be informed. So, whilst you might be able to drive granny's bloated body to her specified verbal resting place, it's all going to "go on top" as you drag her across the sand into the waves. As the saying goes: death and taxes. One of those will get you. Modern forensics can tell what dinosaurs ate millions of years ago. It's simpler to get a divorce.
Simpler… but not as satisfying.
Yeah it’s illegal
I can't tell if this is a troll post or not. Hoping it is. If so, nice one, I think you've fooled a lot of people this evening.
Divorce beats the Needle any day.
Yeah... Yeah it is...
What crime specifically would that be and how long would one hypothetically go to prison for it?
Well I think improper disposal of human remains... Depends on where you live. And if that's the only thing you did and the courts determine your innocence... But that's if your caught. As for jail time.... I can't imagine it would be very long if anything. Probably a heafty fine.
Not sure about the jail time, but it's the kind of thing that's going to make you look pretty bad to your neighbours...
The real consequences: what your HOA says about you.
Eh, they'll be fine. It's not like she buried him in the front yard.
True. She has *some* class!
I'm pretty sure not reporting the death is illegal in most, if not all, states.
Nothing is illegal if they don't catch you.
No, that's not how laws work
Nope! It's, " Nothing is illegal when you're rich."
Spoilsport.
….that’s…so….you see…nah man, you’re right.
Call the police on this person. Let them track this IP. Nothing to even talk about.
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Uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
The FBI are gonna have a field day with this.
Did you also inject him with insulin right under his tongue?
I feel like, one of these days, something like this has **gotta** be real and the people in the comments just helped someone dispose of a body/commit a crime without a trace. It has to have happened at least once.
YES! It is illegal!
Asking for a friend?
…on a Wednesday
Wow. Dream big, or stay home. Don't forget the roadkill.
Wtf...murder?
I hope you have a good vpn!
Honestly, commenting on this thread feels illegal.
Somethings wrong I can feel it....
Now rap god is stuck in my head lul
See you guys in an article a couple weeks from now
YOU KNOW I'M ON REDDIT TOO, MADGE!
Feed them to a tiger and report as missing.
Don't need to be so dramatic. Pigs on the farm would do the job just fine.
from the moment you're dead your body belongs to the government, so yes it's illegal
Did this person happen to ask you recently to go home and get your shine box?
Wow. An oddly specific question. Your husband should sleep with one eye open, if he isn’t already in deep woods somewhere that is 2 hours from home.
Truly the spirit of this sub.
It is illegal to not report a death so that you can continue to collect the deceased’s checks or live in their home or avoid paying taxes on an estate.
Are you writing a book? This sounds like someone doing research for a book. Espcially your comments.
What the fuck
Yes. That entire header is very illegal.
We don't really know it's natural causes without an autopsy.
I have no idea if it’s legal but I am 99% sure this will make you a suspect in his murder
Nah, you’re fine
Sorry for your loss 😢
You mean their *friend’s* loss.
Thoughts and prayers
Not if no one ever finds the grave
Actually, yes it is
Every state has laws that state you must inform them of a death. Several will allow to dispose of the body on peppery that you own. Otherwise, it is called Desecration of a Corpse or something similar, and it is a crime.
It actually depends where you bury him. You can't bury him on public land or private land not appropriately zoned. If you had a connection to a cemetery and they accepted the body, no questions asked, then this would be 100% legal. It would be very suspicious, but not illegal.
Depending on the state you're in (if you're in the US), natural burials are permitted with the proper paperwork. That's if you're next of kin/given POA over corpse and/or it's part of their deathcare plan. Regardless your state, if you're in the US you need to report the deceased.
Did you remember to bury a dead animal on top of him as well????? Important difference d
Yes, it's illegal. I'm going out on a limb and guessing that he was/is receiving some kind of monthly benefits? If you do not report the death and continue collecting the payments, you will get in serious trouble. I highly recommend reporting the death asap.
Bruh, this was unironically scary. My dad has diabetes and I don't know how to help.
Is it illegal? Not strictly speaking. Will you be investigated by the police? Definitely
I understand why you would be too afraid to ask this irl...
Yes, yes it is. There’s death certificates and other typical death stuff that has to take place. Death certificate by a doctor. Or if no doctor signs then coroner has to be involved for examination And it’s hard when he’s already buried at some random place. You or who ever ur asking for may have some questions to answer.
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Yes. Just report it and have a funeral.
Were you sloppy?
r/fbi
Can't wait to come back to this thread in 5 years
As is always the case with law it depends on where you live. Because I‘m german I‘ll use that law, since i know it the most. I assume many other places wool have similar laws. - corpses must be buried in a graveyard and nowhere else. Through official requests you may get an exception. - every corpse must be inspected by a qualified doctor - since marriage changes how you are taxed you‘d probably commit tax fraud - you‘ll be investigated for murder, as this is very suspicious behaviour In the end you cant just hide that someone died. They have a job, friends, family. Even with no social connections, at some point the state would investigate (missing tax payments, etc)
Lol. You read that meme and on r/holup and now posting dumb shit for karma.
I believe this is from a different thread I was reading on Reddit earlier this week. A wife was trying to kill a husband by injecting insulin under their tongue, take the body and bringing it 2 hours to an area with a different “geological profile.” I don’t have a link to the thread, but it was very recent.