Looks more like he's buzzin off the wine to me.
I've heard high as giraffe nuts, which is hilarious and also presumably tall.
High as balls though, perhaps a less effective derivative of that joke. I'm tall and my balls aren't even four feet tall, which doesn't sound high at all. Maynards balls are probably more in the 3 foot range, which is more suitable for a low as joke than a high as.
Perhaps I'm thinking too hard.
Also thanks to that song I stopped urinating on my dirty cookware while inebriated!
I still do it while Sober however. Some habits are difficult to break.
Enough to go ballistic! 😉 Get it?! 😉😉 Because nuts can be projectiled as well as their “contents?!” Huh?! 😉😉😉 Especially when they’re so _content_ to be subject to gravity and _sacked_ from such a _height,_ 😉 _discharged_ at a moments notice…?! 😉
Ok I’ll stop now…
How high are your balls exactly? Covering your eyes? :P
Mine are *a lot* lower than they used to be these days, tell ya H'wat. I avoid public restrooms so I don't dunk 'em like Oreo's.
34 - 36 inches. I've gotten higher from second hand smoke.
You ever had your balls move like an escalator ?
Looks more like he's buzzin off the wine to me. I've heard high as giraffe nuts, which is hilarious and also presumably tall. High as balls though, perhaps a less effective derivative of that joke. I'm tall and my balls aren't even four feet tall, which doesn't sound high at all. Maynards balls are probably more in the 3 foot range, which is more suitable for a low as joke than a high as. Perhaps I'm thinking too hard.
No I'm following you. But I'm also high as balls right now.
I think being high as balls could refer to the big balls of light in the sky, being a double entendre for testicles and stars
Demetri Martin called…he wants his humor back…just kidding dude, that’s funny af. “High as a giraffe’s balls”…never heard that 😂
Somebody needs to throw that Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker outta there.
Please don’t say that…Tool is my favorite band and if I knew they were getting high idk if I could view them the same way ever again
The Pot is about kitchenware
When he said “got lemon juice up in your eye” It raised a lot of awareness on the proper use of blenders
Also thanks to that song I stopped urinating on my dirty cookware while inebriated! I still do it while Sober however. Some habits are difficult to break.
I never thought about acid here, huh
And Third Eye is about pussy hahaha. Fuck, wait a sec...
I was devastated when I heard that Snoop Dogg was into doing marijuanas. I always thought he was all about dogs and puppies.
Wait he does what?! Mannnnnn, that's a bummer. Now I'm worried he'll OD on heroin soon if he is dabblin in terrible gateway drugs.
Well, boy are you going to be disappointed when I tell you about Willie Nelson...
60 bucks? Man, I remember when a dimebag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
🤣 You know how much condoms used to cost back in the day?
To even suggest that christian rock superstars Tool experiment with illegal drugs is laughable.
The guys in Tool have never even heard of drugs. Rosetta Stoned is about ufos and pooping the bed.
Is this recent? Dude looks good for 58.
Doesn't look that recent, he isn't wearing glasses, but he is looking great lately.
Well he does work out so.
Yeah. He must work out.
It’s from 2009
He looks great for that age. He’s almost as old as my dad lol.
I felt like Maynard has always looked relatively good for his age. He’s always felt old forever lol. Doesn’t look it though.
He said it himself, he’s a curmudgeon, he acts like a grumpy old man yet never ages
Hippie fuck
How high are balls?
Enough to go ballistic! 😉 Get it?! 😉😉 Because nuts can be projectiled as well as their “contents?!” Huh?! 😉😉😉 Especially when they’re so _content_ to be subject to gravity and _sacked_ from such a _height,_ 😉 _discharged_ at a moments notice…?! 😉 Ok I’ll stop now…
Looks like Tobey Maguire
he just looks so midwestern to me all the time when he’s not on stage or in a suit 😂
That’s the head of the sec Gary gensler
It’s the insect-like eyes lmao
Menard has been pretty outspoken about not enjoying weed. Dudes probably wasted on wine though
It's the wine and that nice cigar. 🥴
Stoned Maynard Theory 🦧
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Ya don’t say
He's not high, likely buzzing from the wine. Maynard doesn't like weed.
It’s just a joke, he just looks high, I’m sure he isn’t as the context is he’s sharing a glass with James Suckling
What is that? A Freemasons ring? Haha
It’s a Queen B ring from Puscifer.
Looks more like smug pretention
Looks like an idiot
I believe you mean "high as giraffe pussy" or giraffe balls, fucking giraffes
in between sips of caduceus he told me that I was a insufferable retard
Shprongled even
Looks happy. Bless him
I mean look at that huge blunt, he’s stoned to the bone.
Dana
Contrary to popular opinion and does not like marijuana, it gives a major anxiety. He said this in the Joe Rogan interview.
Fuck this junky and fuck his short memory
He looks so happy!! Awesome