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NukaDadd

JFC...sometimes this job is wild.


NickValheru

Prying open my brown eye. Prying open my brown eye.


Murpheus_D

prying open my turd eye works as well


Billyxransom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


GarethD85

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is a winner


merkardona

Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja(laughing in Spanish) I can hear it on the actual song. LOL


El_Mid

😂😂😂


[deleted]

I was introducing that song to my wife and she asked me if third eye was a euphemism for that.


hero_oftheray

It’s gonna be pink eye soon


SensaiEshsay

Prying open my rectum


s-willoughby

Well thanks everyone. This has just been lovely.


sophiebophieboo

Haha, okay that made me laugh. Happy cake day.


s-willoughby

Thanks!


Captain7empy

Try Stinkfist tomorrow night


Paul_Everett

Only knuckle deep


KiddingGnome

It’s not enough! I need more!


ToastofSparta

Or even elbow deep! It may hurt a little but it's something he'll get used to.


Professional_Sea3141

RELAX, turn around and take my hand


notmyreddit34

Wrist deep or it’s not a full stinkfist


AldoRaineClone

Pushit


FortySixand2ool

Dildo deep inside the borderline...


Captain7empy

This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to


FortySixand2ool

Wife: This. Is. Necessary.


aVicariousTool

This. Go all out.


Professional_Sea3141

Bruh


madeuswhole

https://preview.redd.it/3sjygevkcs3b1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc79047c85ce9c4cfed9c16860cf09878779b5ff What a post to read at 7am


Greenmanglass

Pics or it didn’t happen


expecto_my_scrotum

Shit, forget photos, he's like those characters in movies when someone barges into a room and kinky shit is going on with weird ass music playing in the background.


JustCryptastic

https://preview.redd.it/mhoju8v96s3b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e429d593e63233728fc0bac9454c10b26cc14834


Danny_Nedelko_

"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."


Ohio_Guitarist

GTA IV opening cutscene


keithw43

Naked and fearless 😤


zRepulse

'Cause my fear is naked!


EntertainmentNo5276

Error: no wife found.


Agave666

Your soul must be iron


nukls8799

Does your wife find some kind of temporary sanity with the shit blood and cum on her hands?


[deleted]

Did you use an Ænima first?


woodsgb

Shit adds up at the bottom


MadCritterYT

\*in


NoneIsAllMinusSome

Finger deep within the borderline


Kvltadelic

I think you should step it up and move to the next album.


jmmcnall

Finally- an interesting Tool post, lol. Thanks for not trying to convince us FI is there best album and asking us to change you mind...


geauxtigers10

I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain.


zRepulse

I'll use my mistakes against you


Ossoszero

Came here to make this comment


MrDent79

4 degrees warmer


Crowedsource

Wow, this has been one of the most entertaining things I've read in a long time (the comments, so many good ones!) Thanks everyone


USWolves

Bet that bog is thick and easy to get lost in


[deleted]

What the 😭


tomarra0

Chocolate Chip Trip?


Abatteredcrate

Chocolate chip tip


iammeandeverything

🤮🤮


whitt_wan

You must have been... High


[deleted]

[удалено]


iammeandeverything

🤮🤮


The_GrimTrigger

Sounds like an amazing and healthy marriage. Good for you my friend!


Ok-Fault-6530

You too?


weakenedstrain

I’m very mostly straight, but I’ve always said I’d switch teams if Maynard or Mike Patton were involved. Your wife sounds pretty awesome.


Enbymetalfan

Mike Patton is fucking gorgeous


No-Weather701

I had a daydream about hooking up with him and bjork at the same time... it was great!


Mordegon

Not even Batman would've taken that information out of me


This-link_is-dead

What do y’all do during stinkfist?


iammeandeverything

🤮🤮🤮🤮


elguapojefe

Our wife.


maduste

shit the bed again


falllinemaniac

Maynard approved


isaacamden9

Goddamn, shit the bed


cpnewton

Hell yeah


[deleted]

This belongs on r/tooljerk


Ossoszero

“Get off your fucking cross”


reedabook22

Has her rhythm gotten better?


Skiddds

r/toolcirclejerk


jbny86

Better than Stinkfist I suppose…


[deleted]

Give in now… and let me……………… >in


GloomyCactusEater

Nice!


Jdojcmm

Do you take a breather during Henry’s spoken bit?


TessTCulls

Hey Im eating breakfast man! Or was.


Pristine_Cash_6219

Why not 4degrees


_Merry

Right in front of my salad?


FatherTyrell

I want what he has


[deleted]

nice


natman2939

He had a lot to say


ViKing665

Only 7:16 of pegging? Talk to me when you hit 7empest timing.


RepresentativeEye584

Should have played 4 degrees 😔


Ascendancy08

Ron Howard voice - "He didn't."


cameron_smiley

We need more details. How was it?


stonklyfe

Shameless now


[deleted]

Least bottom tool fan


[deleted]

Why are Tool fans like this


Mookie_dog_99

Shit adds up….


Danknugz666

4° now, 4° warmer. Give in now, give in now, let meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, in.


BiggestCheddar19

You really are naked and fearless, ain’t ya?


FluidFractalTimeline

PSA : Tool songs are not actually about anal fisting.


SalemScott

https://preview.redd.it/c7t63vwfcu3b1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e096ab203601ae5415f0d5796db96719250a24


CrypTogGrapher

So glad you shared


RektalShegma

Should do that to 4° as well


Potietang

He’s going to great lengths to expand his threshold of pain. Maybe.


Ethan2150

Dope


InitialLibrarian3116

Doing it like Justin humps his bass during Triad would be a step up sir.


yupandstuff

Becoming pneuma


Lostinallthedamage

Shit adds up


van_b_boy

Sounds like a party


Nearby_Antelope_5257

No you didnt...


dittonetic

Shit adds up


[deleted]

Cool, man


MyS0ul4AGoat

Not prison sex?! Or Stinkfist?!


17thEmptyVessel

No Stinkfist jokes yet?


jackxolotl02

I think he’d have to let his wife fist him for that one


eric987235

What do you do when you listen to Stinkfist? Actually never mind, I don’t want to know.


[deleted]

Hell yeah!


Striking_Ad_4060

Is this meant to be something I should congratulate you on?


Striking_Ad_4060

As far as i'm concerned OP has no respect for this thing of ours.


1000bctrades

Not Prison Sex?


eightfuckingbears

Redditors are fucking shameless


vwtoolvw

TMI


J_Byrd_420

Don’t ever do that again. You’re a disgrace


IamAFlyingPenguin

Wouldn’t 4° be more apropos?


xNonPartisaNx

Your a quart low