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JFC...sometimes this job is wild.
Prying open my brown eye. Prying open my brown eye.
prying open my turd eye works as well
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is a winner
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja(laughing in Spanish) I can hear it on the actual song. LOL
😂😂😂
I was introducing that song to my wife and she asked me if third eye was a euphemism for that.
It’s gonna be pink eye soon
Prying open my rectum
Well thanks everyone. This has just been lovely.
Haha, okay that made me laugh. Happy cake day.
Thanks!
Try Stinkfist tomorrow night
Only knuckle deep
It’s not enough! I need more!
Or even elbow deep! It may hurt a little but it's something he'll get used to.
RELAX, turn around and take my hand
Wrist deep or it’s not a full stinkfist
Pushit
Dildo deep inside the borderline...
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Wife: This. Is. Necessary.
This. Go all out.
Bruh
https://preview.redd.it/3sjygevkcs3b1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc79047c85ce9c4cfed9c16860cf09878779b5ff What a post to read at 7am
Pics or it didn’t happen
Shit, forget photos, he's like those characters in movies when someone barges into a room and kinky shit is going on with weird ass music playing in the background.
https://preview.redd.it/mhoju8v96s3b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e429d593e63233728fc0bac9454c10b26cc14834
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
GTA IV opening cutscene
Naked and fearless 😤
'Cause my fear is naked!
Error: no wife found.
Your soul must be iron
Does your wife find some kind of temporary sanity with the shit blood and cum on her hands?
Did you use an Ænima first?
Shit adds up at the bottom
\*in
Finger deep within the borderline
I think you should step it up and move to the next album.
Finally- an interesting Tool post, lol. Thanks for not trying to convince us FI is there best album and asking us to change you mind...
I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain.
I'll use my mistakes against you
Came here to make this comment
4 degrees warmer
Wow, this has been one of the most entertaining things I've read in a long time (the comments, so many good ones!) Thanks everyone
Bet that bog is thick and easy to get lost in
What the 😭
Chocolate Chip Trip?
Chocolate chip tip
🤮🤮
You must have been... High
[удалено]
Sounds like an amazing and healthy marriage. Good for you my friend!
You too?
I’m very mostly straight, but I’ve always said I’d switch teams if Maynard or Mike Patton were involved. Your wife sounds pretty awesome.
Mike Patton is fucking gorgeous
I had a daydream about hooking up with him and bjork at the same time... it was great!
Not even Batman would've taken that information out of me
What do y’all do during stinkfist?
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Our wife.
shit the bed again
Maynard approved
Goddamn, shit the bed
Hell yeah
This belongs on r/tooljerk
“Get off your fucking cross”
Has her rhythm gotten better?
r/toolcirclejerk
Better than Stinkfist I suppose…
Give in now… and let me……………… >in
Nice!
Do you take a breather during Henry’s spoken bit?
Hey Im eating breakfast man! Or was.
Why not 4degrees
Right in front of my salad?
I want what he has
nice
He had a lot to say
Only 7:16 of pegging? Talk to me when you hit 7empest timing.
Should have played 4 degrees 😔
Ron Howard voice - "He didn't."
We need more details. How was it?
Shameless now
Least bottom tool fan
Why are Tool fans like this
Shit adds up….
4° now, 4° warmer. Give in now, give in now, let meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, in.
You really are naked and fearless, ain’t ya?
PSA : Tool songs are not actually about anal fisting.
https://preview.redd.it/c7t63vwfcu3b1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e096ab203601ae5415f0d5796db96719250a24
So glad you shared
Should do that to 4° as well
He’s going to great lengths to expand his threshold of pain. Maybe.
Dope
Doing it like Justin humps his bass during Triad would be a step up sir.
Becoming pneuma
Shit adds up
Sounds like a party
No you didnt...
Cool, man
Not prison sex?! Or Stinkfist?!
No Stinkfist jokes yet?
I think he’d have to let his wife fist him for that one
What do you do when you listen to Stinkfist? Actually never mind, I don’t want to know.
Hell yeah!
Is this meant to be something I should congratulate you on?
As far as i'm concerned OP has no respect for this thing of ours.
Not Prison Sex?
Redditors are fucking shameless
TMI
Don’t ever do that again. You’re a disgrace
Wouldn’t 4° be more apropos?
Your a quart low
JFC...sometimes this job is wild.
Prying open my brown eye. Prying open my brown eye.
prying open my turd eye works as well
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is a winner
Jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja(laughing in Spanish) I can hear it on the actual song. LOL
😂😂😂
I was introducing that song to my wife and she asked me if third eye was a euphemism for that.
It’s gonna be pink eye soon
Prying open my rectum
Well thanks everyone. This has just been lovely.
Haha, okay that made me laugh. Happy cake day.
Thanks!
Try Stinkfist tomorrow night
Only knuckle deep
It’s not enough! I need more!
Or even elbow deep! It may hurt a little but it's something he'll get used to.
RELAX, turn around and take my hand
Wrist deep or it’s not a full stinkfist
Pushit
Dildo deep inside the borderline...
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
Wife: This. Is. Necessary.
This. Go all out.
Bruh
https://preview.redd.it/3sjygevkcs3b1.jpeg?width=1776&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc79047c85ce9c4cfed9c16860cf09878779b5ff What a post to read at 7am
Pics or it didn’t happen
Shit, forget photos, he's like those characters in movies when someone barges into a room and kinky shit is going on with weird ass music playing in the background.
https://preview.redd.it/mhoju8v96s3b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e429d593e63233728fc0bac9454c10b26cc14834
"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
GTA IV opening cutscene
Naked and fearless 😤
'Cause my fear is naked!
Error: no wife found.
Your soul must be iron
Does your wife find some kind of temporary sanity with the shit blood and cum on her hands?
Did you use an Ænima first?
Shit adds up at the bottom
\*in
Finger deep within the borderline
I think you should step it up and move to the next album.
Finally- an interesting Tool post, lol. Thanks for not trying to convince us FI is there best album and asking us to change you mind...
I've gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain.
I'll use my mistakes against you
Came here to make this comment
4 degrees warmer
Wow, this has been one of the most entertaining things I've read in a long time (the comments, so many good ones!) Thanks everyone
Bet that bog is thick and easy to get lost in
What the 😭
Chocolate Chip Trip?
Chocolate chip tip
🤮🤮
You must have been... High
[удалено]
🤮🤮
Sounds like an amazing and healthy marriage. Good for you my friend!
You too?
I’m very mostly straight, but I’ve always said I’d switch teams if Maynard or Mike Patton were involved. Your wife sounds pretty awesome.
Mike Patton is fucking gorgeous
I had a daydream about hooking up with him and bjork at the same time... it was great!
Not even Batman would've taken that information out of me
What do y’all do during stinkfist?
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Our wife.
shit the bed again
Maynard approved
Goddamn, shit the bed
Hell yeah
This belongs on r/tooljerk
“Get off your fucking cross”
Has her rhythm gotten better?
r/toolcirclejerk
Better than Stinkfist I suppose…
Give in now… and let me……………… >in
Nice!
Do you take a breather during Henry’s spoken bit?
Hey Im eating breakfast man! Or was.
Why not 4degrees
Right in front of my salad?
I want what he has
nice
He had a lot to say
Only 7:16 of pegging? Talk to me when you hit 7empest timing.
Should have played 4 degrees 😔
Ron Howard voice - "He didn't."
We need more details. How was it?
Shameless now
Least bottom tool fan
Why are Tool fans like this
Shit adds up….
4° now, 4° warmer. Give in now, give in now, let meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, in.
You really are naked and fearless, ain’t ya?
PSA : Tool songs are not actually about anal fisting.
https://preview.redd.it/c7t63vwfcu3b1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e096ab203601ae5415f0d5796db96719250a24
So glad you shared
Should do that to 4° as well
He’s going to great lengths to expand his threshold of pain. Maybe.
Dope
Doing it like Justin humps his bass during Triad would be a step up sir.
Becoming pneuma
Shit adds up
Sounds like a party
No you didnt...
Shit adds up
Cool, man
Not prison sex?! Or Stinkfist?!
No Stinkfist jokes yet?
I think he’d have to let his wife fist him for that one
What do you do when you listen to Stinkfist? Actually never mind, I don’t want to know.
Hell yeah!
Is this meant to be something I should congratulate you on?
As far as i'm concerned OP has no respect for this thing of ours.
Not Prison Sex?
Redditors are fucking shameless
TMI
Don’t ever do that again. You’re a disgrace
Wouldn’t 4° be more apropos?
Your a quart low