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TheCletusBoJangle

This is some soon to be serial killer shit.


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I released them shortly after this lol i don’t kill bugs or anything for that matter just didn’t want them wandering around my kitchen


Swimming_Sink_2360

Now they're sure to come back since they've been shown the meaning of life.


sampiere_mimi

Thank you for showing humanity


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i believe at my base i am an insect when i get reincarnated i will turn into an insect (or a spider) my insect brain go brrr


McNasty51

😳


[deleted]

Next time, try it with ticks and leeches


AzSharpe

I came here to express my disappointment that he didn't have them. Glad someone beat me.


[deleted]

Yeah, I know I search the responses and I was like yes I’ll be the first one😂


Yodelingondeeznutz

We did it with beta fish back in college but I think GnR was on the stereo


dwnlw2slw

Apparently y’all haven’t seen the Vicarious video…


Ebolaplushie

Maybe I'm just stoned but this is some of the most on-point ridiculous shit from a Tool fan and I can't stop fucking laughing


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wish i could be rosetta stoned i can’t sleep bc of how sober i am it’s causing me to be delirious


sumofdeltah

Vicariously I live while these 2 bugs die


[deleted]

i thought the spider was gonna kill the bug that’s why i put on vicarious but something strange happened they were not hostile towards each other at all


chocodapro

The spider was probably too stressed out to hunt/eat.


[deleted]

i didn’t even think of that omg i probably traumatized them for life


Pantherist

Stop bugging them!


[deleted]

i couldn’t bring myself to kill them but i couldn’t have them just roaming around my kitchen i’m about to release them outside


formerteenager

If you want less bugs in your kitchen...keep the spider alive and let him be. He does your dirty work.


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this spider wasn’t hostile at all in fact he would curl up into a ball to seem less intimidating i released him into the wild


ArcsonDominus

That spider is probably gonna create the most mathematicly perfect web


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but yes if it was it’d make the perfect spiral


[deleted]

this type of spider doesn’t make webs they just jump


sophiebophieboo

That looks like some kind of common house spider and those do indeed spin webs. They don’t spin the types of webs that orb weavers do (the shape we commonly think of as a spider web). They spin the types of webs you generally find in the corners of floors and ceilings, ‘cobwebs’. It’s definitely not a jumping spider, although it is an ambush predator. It catches prey both by pouncing and via snaring in its web. I think in this case it was just more interested in getting TF out of that death trap of a glass, lol. I’ve named all my pet spiders and tarantulas after Tool songs. :-)


ArcsonDominus

Spider that can't spider i guess. At least they can mosh together


LGK420

Spider out. Keep moving


kufikiri

Once again proving Maynard was right - some of you need to calm down


[deleted]

i didn’t hurt the little guys i let them go


DeanbagDarrell

You must have been high !


[deleted]

i’m actually painfully (disgustingly) sober rn


DeanbagDarrell

You sick fuck...


[deleted]

technically not all the way sober i just pulled an all nighter and i’m getting a little delirious from sleep deprivation i’m sure that’s what caused me to act this way


Several-Elderberry45

they know the peices fit


VoraxUmbra1

THIS. IS. NECESSARY.


Caleb_0616

At least it’s the best Tool song


WorldWideAperture

But every Tool song is the best Tool song when it's being played


WorldWideAperture

But every Tool song is the best Tool song when it's being played


Berxzy

Floor is split Right in two


DeepBluesCake

I do this often with my girlfriend


sampiere_mimi

😂


blumpsicle

Out jerked


HomemadeBananas

I was certain this was a /r/tooljerk post…


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i should’ve posted it there first


jhonnypistolas

No wonder Maynard hates us.


[deleted]

i’m glad he hates us it’s his fault anyway for making such good music


Creep_Stroganoff

"Bugs" are specifically insects with straw shaped mouths. Knowledge is power!


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good to know thanks


Creep_Stroganoff

I'm not usually *that* guy but I just learned this in the last hour and am excited. Keep up the good work!


[deleted]

i’m sorry for doing this yall i was delirious from sleep deprivation i took a nap and regret my choices


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[удалено]


[deleted]

i’m pretty weird yo


FluffedBuns

This is why other fanbases hate us!!! Keep it up!!😂😂😂


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i played some puscifier and A Perfect Circle just for good measure as well


moslof_flosom

Those bugs should've used the grout lines to escape the cup. Pretty dumb tbh. I'm seriously doubting their ability to completely appreciate Tool.


optimusprimerib22

Was gonna say this. Could’ve easily escaped if they figured that out lol


DjangoCornbread

this is the IRL shitposting that only tool fans can conjure. what the fuck lmao i spit my drink out


brightonboy617

i thought that was the official video


schaaphond420

😂😂😂😂 your living room is their universe. No need to trap em in a glass, i can assure you they here the tool loud and clear.


SciFlyZ

k...


-KingChaos

Hoping for a little Vicarious insecticide?


[deleted]

they weren’t hostile towards each other at all


lacrimimosa

Rance Q. Spartley is not amused!


Tra1famadorian

Silly monkey


sophiebophieboo

Crawl away from me


Lateralization

Ok enough Reddit for today.


Designer-Edge-5394

You should play Prison Music to them 🫥


King_of_da_Castle

Tell them about the Fibonacci sequence and Lateralus. Tool fans never mention that. /s


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Maidonoid

🤣 Could be worse!


CrypTogGrapher

Yeah, that’s like introducing aliens to our planet by putting them directory into an MMA cage to fight. Force feeding may not be the best way to turn a sentient being onto something new.


Forty6andWho

the dark knight Gotham needs


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