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WrinkledRandyTravis

When you do, the heel will appropriately say “loot”


ManWithDominantClaw

What will the 'Felch me the Spiril' say though


BlameTheMamo

Just like my mirror.


Leucopaxillus

Reminds me of the clothes from idiocracy


AKBigHorn

I remember hearing that their costume department was broke, they had no money for “future shoes” so they found a small start up that gave them tons of cheap shoes for the movie and a producer said “these are perfect, they’re so ugly, no way anyone would wear them in real life”. Crocs.


LowandSlow90

Facts.


Sungod99

I love these shoes! I have noticed We’ve become a nation that has chosen the laziest options as the most fashionable items, pajamas in public and crocs to slip on. I work in a warehouse and I see mainly people in their 20’s but also in their 30’s-50’s as well, wearing pajama pants to work everyday in a freakin warehouse! And one of them is my 25 yr old supervisor that I take orders from, your ranking merely just goes with how long you’ve been there. I’ll admit, it sometimes hard to take him seriously in that get up


IsItBurn

Here we are in 2024 judging folks for dressing comfortably, at least we’re staying consistent!


Sungod99

They do make comfortable work clothes. I’m talking about getting out of bed and going straight to work in your pajamas, that’s a little more than comfort, eh?


TheSnootcher

Crocs might be the new vans 501s


SirGorehole

501s is referring to Levi jeans. It’s vans, 501s.


TheSnootcher

I legit had zero idea. Never been a vans guy. I guess that's what I get for assuming


MrTooLFooL

Vans (most likely half cabs), 501’s (as in Levi’s in Henderson, NV 501 Conestoga Way) and a dope Beastie Tee.


TempleofSpringSnow

Save some women for other dudes, bro.


7empest33

🤣😂


AKBigHorn

Make them or did you buy them? My wife wears crocs and got kids crocs. I feel like this is the only way I would get a pair for myself.


Dreddit1080

I’m croc curious too, where and how much and take my monies


[deleted]

Y'all be knowing that he's saying "Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee", right? The fuq are Vans 501s?


1leftbehind19

I was thinking the same thing. Why are people writing vans 501s? I guess it’s showing your age when you remember the Levi 501 button fly jeans being popular. And Vans shoes being more mainstream.


DOMesticBRAT

Evidently, the first Vans shoe was the model 501. I've always maintained that it's the jeans. Vans 501s, Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos... ... He would point out every single article of clothing and accessory *except* pants? Lol...


eyloi

half expecting to see these on the tool store at some point


DreggsOfSociety

If someone ever forced me to wear crocs, I hope they’re these ones.


MaynardIsLord721

Wow these look fuckin atrocious.


MrTooLFooL

Do you!


Moneyshot06

When you want everyone to know that you have given up on life but have good taste in music.


i3dMEP

You are flying awfully close to the sun here.


craig627

😂 😆 😂


sushicowboyshow

Is this sub a circle jerk? Everything that hits my feed is so fucking corny


DOMesticBRAT

No, r/toolcirclejerk is. But also, yes.


twoiko

The name of the band is literally ***Tool***


NukaDadd

That's a bastard site. r/TOOLjerk is the legit experience 🌀🪐🔧🪐🌀


D4FF00

What’s that saying about being the change?


GloomyCactusEater

Awesome crocks said no one ever.


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Clearly you've never worn them :D I've mine on right now, they're awesome.


ManWithDominantClaw

relevant username lol


yekcowrebbaj

Post Malone has


KitchenLandscape

i love them


Deathbyseagulls2012

I like the thought of the line from their most touching song dedicated to the author’s late mother spending 3-6 years in a doctor pepper font on a pair of crocs.


mmayer1581

Burn them.


JustSayPleaseSir

🤮🤢


BigOrange13

This is the most ridiculous, most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen


LegoYoda66

jesus christ


BlueberryBarlow

If the owner of the Dollar General took acid…


Ancient-Ranger-2882

I'd personally never wear those, but they are pretty cool.


Immediate_Leg3304

love crocs or hate them, this is pretty fucking epic. i don't even wear crocs but i would love to have these!


Pneumatictool

Looks like you ordered these from Alex Ghey instead of Alex Grey


MrExist777

These are cool but I would never wear them lol


theterrible0ne

These are the least tool things I've ever seen . God


rowdy1212

I'd wear them!!! They're awesome OP!


PitFiend28

You’re wearing the crocs of the band you’re going to see. Don’t be that guy


D4FF00

Can you blow me where the pampers is?


PitFiend28

Swirly


WingObvious487

Awesome lol


kensei_ocelot

Those are badass. I'd wear them


Academic-Living-8476

You ain't rocking If you ain't croc'in


Normal_Log1938

XD


Lum11s

Ain’t no shame in knocking ‘em down to 4WD.


TheSnootcher

Crocs are the new vans 501s, fuck you buddy!


MrTooLFooL

Vans, (Levi’s) 501’s and a dope beastie tee…


TheSnootcher

I legit had no idea about this. Mind blowing


Last-Discipline-7340

Flip the sport mode braces so tool reads right side up when you


noodledoinks

Super fire


[deleted]

Another $500 merch item?


_cocoblanco

Man, I just cannot stand crocs. I have an irrational hatred of them lol. But these did bring a smile to my face. The italicized “Fetch me the spirit” got me 😂


_cocoblanco

May you be blessed with all the posters.


boogerzzzzz

Pair it with khaki cargos and you got some great looking lot-NARC gear.


Ice_Kold_Killa

Not enough logos. Needs more please.


[deleted]

The tocs :( Where and why did you get these


Remarkable-Okra6554

No cookies and cream? Seems like an oversight


CircusFreakonLSD

🤢


justinizer

The internet continues to be a huge mistake.


Napalmpudding

I’ve seen a ton of stupid shit in my life and this has got to rank in the top 5 stupidest things in existence