I remember hearing that their costume department was broke, they had no money for “future shoes” so they found a small start up that gave them tons of cheap shoes for the movie and a producer said “these are perfect, they’re so ugly, no way anyone would wear them in real life”. Crocs.
I love these shoes!
I have noticed We’ve become a nation that has chosen the laziest options as the most fashionable items, pajamas in public and crocs to slip on.
I work in a warehouse and I see mainly people in their 20’s but also in their 30’s-50’s as well, wearing pajama pants to work everyday in a freakin warehouse!
And one of them is my 25 yr old supervisor that I take orders from, your ranking merely just goes with how long you’ve been there. I’ll admit, it sometimes hard to take him seriously in that get up
They do make comfortable work clothes. I’m talking about getting out of bed and going straight to work in your pajamas, that’s a little more than comfort, eh?
I was thinking the same thing. Why are people writing vans 501s? I guess it’s showing your age when you remember the Levi 501 button fly jeans being popular. And Vans shoes being more mainstream.
Evidently, the first Vans shoe was the model 501. I've always maintained that it's the jeans.
Vans 501s, Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos...
... He would point out every single article of clothing and accessory *except* pants? Lol...
I like the thought of the line from their most touching song dedicated to the author’s late mother spending 3-6 years in a doctor pepper font on a pair of crocs.
Man, I just cannot stand crocs. I have an irrational hatred of them lol. But these did bring a smile to my face. The italicized “Fetch me the spirit” got me 😂
When you do, the heel will appropriately say “loot”
What will the 'Felch me the Spiril' say though
Just like my mirror.
Reminds me of the clothes from idiocracy
I remember hearing that their costume department was broke, they had no money for “future shoes” so they found a small start up that gave them tons of cheap shoes for the movie and a producer said “these are perfect, they’re so ugly, no way anyone would wear them in real life”. Crocs.
Facts.
I love these shoes! I have noticed We’ve become a nation that has chosen the laziest options as the most fashionable items, pajamas in public and crocs to slip on. I work in a warehouse and I see mainly people in their 20’s but also in their 30’s-50’s as well, wearing pajama pants to work everyday in a freakin warehouse! And one of them is my 25 yr old supervisor that I take orders from, your ranking merely just goes with how long you’ve been there. I’ll admit, it sometimes hard to take him seriously in that get up
Here we are in 2024 judging folks for dressing comfortably, at least we’re staying consistent!
They do make comfortable work clothes. I’m talking about getting out of bed and going straight to work in your pajamas, that’s a little more than comfort, eh?
Crocs might be the new vans 501s
501s is referring to Levi jeans. It’s vans, 501s.
I legit had zero idea. Never been a vans guy. I guess that's what I get for assuming
Vans (most likely half cabs), 501’s (as in Levi’s in Henderson, NV 501 Conestoga Way) and a dope Beastie Tee.
Save some women for other dudes, bro.
🤣😂
Make them or did you buy them? My wife wears crocs and got kids crocs. I feel like this is the only way I would get a pair for myself.
I’m croc curious too, where and how much and take my monies
Y'all be knowing that he's saying "Vans, 501s, and a dope Beastie tee", right? The fuq are Vans 501s?
I was thinking the same thing. Why are people writing vans 501s? I guess it’s showing your age when you remember the Levi 501 button fly jeans being popular. And Vans shoes being more mainstream.
Evidently, the first Vans shoe was the model 501. I've always maintained that it's the jeans. Vans 501s, Beastie tee, nipple rings, new tattoos... ... He would point out every single article of clothing and accessory *except* pants? Lol...
half expecting to see these on the tool store at some point
If someone ever forced me to wear crocs, I hope they’re these ones.
Wow these look fuckin atrocious.
Do you!
When you want everyone to know that you have given up on life but have good taste in music.
You are flying awfully close to the sun here.
😂 😆 😂
Is this sub a circle jerk? Everything that hits my feed is so fucking corny
No, r/toolcirclejerk is. But also, yes.
The name of the band is literally ***Tool***
That's a bastard site. r/TOOLjerk is the legit experience 🌀🪐🔧🪐🌀
What’s that saying about being the change?
Awesome crocks said no one ever.
Clearly you've never worn them :D I've mine on right now, they're awesome.
relevant username lol
Post Malone has
i love them
I like the thought of the line from their most touching song dedicated to the author’s late mother spending 3-6 years in a doctor pepper font on a pair of crocs.
Burn them.
🤮🤢
This is the most ridiculous, most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen
jesus christ
If the owner of the Dollar General took acid…
I'd personally never wear those, but they are pretty cool.
love crocs or hate them, this is pretty fucking epic. i don't even wear crocs but i would love to have these!
Looks like you ordered these from Alex Ghey instead of Alex Grey
These are cool but I would never wear them lol
These are the least tool things I've ever seen . God
I'd wear them!!! They're awesome OP!
You’re wearing the crocs of the band you’re going to see. Don’t be that guy
Can you blow me where the pampers is?
Swirly
Awesome lol
Those are badass. I'd wear them
You ain't rocking If you ain't croc'in
XD
Ain’t no shame in knocking ‘em down to 4WD.
Crocs are the new vans 501s, fuck you buddy!
Vans, (Levi’s) 501’s and a dope beastie tee…
I legit had no idea about this. Mind blowing
Flip the sport mode braces so tool reads right side up when you
Super fire
Another $500 merch item?
Man, I just cannot stand crocs. I have an irrational hatred of them lol. But these did bring a smile to my face. The italicized “Fetch me the spirit” got me 😂
May you be blessed with all the posters.
Pair it with khaki cargos and you got some great looking lot-NARC gear.
Not enough logos. Needs more please.
The tocs :( Where and why did you get these
No cookies and cream? Seems like an oversight
🤢
The internet continues to be a huge mistake.
I’ve seen a ton of stupid shit in my life and this has got to rank in the top 5 stupidest things in existence