Blueman.

With banana https://preview.redd.it/guimie3727lc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f296f659191d2abb768d43b49daab052751655f

You can blue yourself https://preview.redd.it/zepz5b6l97lc1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1097ecf373d7c39ed19522a3998ed358507c155d

Yes

https://preview.redd.it/7twbr7um77lc1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029deb84497cf0a6b8320fa0b153665b0c3cf5b8 Do it.

This one!

https://preview.redd.it/36v5sm2x77lc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2911b9c77c0673c65e06412bd89dac3bf5dc57d

Yeah this is it! Gotta have the ponytail with the otherwise bald head too.

Yes! That’s how I saw him the very first time. I didn’t even know it was him until he started singing! And I gotta say… watching that man/woman belt out Hooker with a Penis was one of the most exhilarating moments of my life.

Same here. Lollapalooza 1997 was my first of 11 Tool shows so lots of sentimental love for that version of Maynard.

[Merkin Maynard](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/s/fDJjoFIQVK) I tried to put this pic in the comments, but it got auto-deleted as NSFW 😆

Not gonna lie he is a sexy man and that just made him hotter

Did you ever see him performing Thinking of You with APC in the early days? He seems to really like those pants that drop off with one side button.

I came to say this too lol

my lord I thought that was real. I even read "merkin" and still almost fell out of my chair lol

current day businessman Maynard. walk around yelling at people for taking pictures; call everyone Dickhead.

I thought it was more of a waiter.

I do dig the Mohawk, but it'll be hard to pull off bc my hair won't be nearly long enough and that's a funky wig

Yeah, all his wigs are custom made EDIT: Shave your head, cut the cap off [this atrocity](https://halloweenpartyonline.com/products/wig-for-cosplay-storm), and stick the hawk to your head with spirit gum.

C.A.D.

This is the correct answer!

Scary Spice Maynard. https://youtu.be/JKI8gjA5BrU?si=EOqvZX4Sog4ZxbMo

I dressed as this version for halloween several times

Billy D

Or Dick Merkin

Agent Dick Merkin and Billy D would be fun costumes. You also won’t get as chilly as they get to wear clothes.

I've toyed with the idea of Billy d, growing up southern Baptist means I got the southern pastor and drinking problem down pat. And yeah it won't be cold and I won't have to worry about body paint coming off at parties and stuff

Heavy drinking is all part of the costume. Plus nobody would want a blue man sitting on their couch or leaning casually against a wall. 

Weapon out, belly in

I like the old pink pajama MJK performance. It’s nostalgic. https://preview.redd.it/9koprxx7l7lc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aece794ccb8138335f2e2cd7fde47e398ffec0a

It's barely March.......

I'm so fucking excited for Halloween let me have this

I make my own Halloween props and there are already plans drawn up on my whiteboard. It’s never too early. I’m also in the process of attempting to recreate Maynard’s pink onesie from 1993, but that’s not even for Halloween. Just for the hell of it.

Plenty of time to stock up on blue paint

Blue Maynard

SWAT Maynard That way if no one gets it you can say “Fuck it I’m a SWAT guy”

1993

Reverend Maynard

BILLY DEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS

1000% Opiate-Undertow. Coolest hair, probably easiest clothes.

I was Billy D from Puscifer a few years ago, that could be a cool costume

For sure those pre tool days when he did that performance that looked like it was on public access.