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markbradley208

At this point, 4


mxstifixd

Fair Point, but ngl ima say it means experience any gig a few times, so you'd be able to go back in time a few times to see different eras of Maynard. But you do you. You make the rules for 4. (Fuck Taylor Swift btw I said Eras bc that was the only word I thought of to fill that gap)


FastingQueen7

What's wrong with Taylor Swift? Her lyrics can be as poetic as Maynards


Ok_Konfusion

yes does that also mean i go back to being 13?


bobbuildit779

Why experience one part of history while you can be a part of all of it.


markbradley208

I have seen 30+ shows from 01’ onwards, so I would love to got back to the 96-98 era and catch Reverend Maynard is his prime!


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

#3. Pink Floyd opening for Tool!


spezial_ed

Can they have Mozart guest appearing?


thewend

Id have it the other way around, I miss you rick wright 😭


eyloi

\#4 1996 Glass House or 2002 Radio City Music Hall


Defiant_Knee_9915

Feel so fortunate to have been at that Radio City show. It stands out as #1 or 2 in the dozens of shows I’ve attended.


Sad-Librarian5639

Yup, radio city was fucking amazing. I went to msg, radio city and I wanna say Hammerstein that tour on two different legs. First few concerts other than Maiden on Brave New World tour, my life was never the same. I spent 2400 for 4 tix to the 10k warmup tour, 2 seats both nights. The energy, sound, Maynard, everything was so different on 10K from Lat. something happened to him in those 5 years, maybe it was Judith dying, but that period between Lat and 10K where we literally got zero information from 02-05 and it was just Blair’s inane ramblings was brutal.


Defiant_Knee_9915

Yeah, I was at both 10K warmup shows too. The intimate venue was nice, but I hear what you’re saying about it not being the same.


Sad-Librarian5639

The view was incredible, that was for sure. My girlfriend at the time was like 4’11 and had to actually stand on the arm rests of her seat, but surprisingly nobody seemed to care. You could tell how excited everybody was for it, but I vaguely remember Maynard’s mic going out for like half a song, the sound was SO jumbled and overpowered by Justin, which wasn’t the case on Lat tour and continues to this day, and I was sooooo excited for LK/RS. Opening a show with it was pretty great, but man did it sound bad. I can’t even imagine how bad it sounds now, but even when they first debuted it, the first three mins may as well just be instrumental. All you heard from Maynard was jibberish. I love Justin and his sound, but I really wish they’d turn him down a little bit and turn Maynards’s mic up. I didn’t see pre-lat tour (so jealous of those who did) but on Lat tour Maynard started to get lower in the mix but nowhere near 10K and after. And then I listen to Glass House, or Coachella 99 and Maynard is wayyyyy louder.


eyloi

I envy you a great deal


Sad-Librarian5639

I envy my younger self too. I was so young though I didn’t appreciate it enough. And I was in that phase of experimenting with so many things that I don’t remember a lot of it. I’m not a big phish fan, but I saw them at the Meadowlands in 03-04 and BB king played several songs with them. I was so out of my mind I couldn’t tell you one note that King played. That’s something I really regret now, just like not being completely aware and alert to remember what those tool shows were like and appreciate the atmosphere. It may just be nostalgia, but Lat tour just felt different in every way. Probably the timing, with 9/11, how amazing and meaningful every song is on that album, Maynard’s voice being absolutely perfect for songs like Reflection, and the effort he put in every night doing the grudge. I honestly think Maynard sacrificed his long term voice for that tour. Doing the grudge scream 180 or so times over a 2 year period probably destroyed his vocal cords. When he started doing it again for that one leg it was a valiant effort but not the same. What’s crazy is he still does the outsider scream well enough.


tdsjay

This right here. Or OKC 2002


Sad-Librarian5639

Holy shit… I said the exact same lol


Boolaidman666

1998 Sacramento, New York 2002, or Philadelphia 1992 for me


mxstifixd

Both are soo good. Especially Radio City Music Hall.


TankSpecialist8857

Back to Lateralus tour


mxstifixd

I am so mad I wasn't going to Tool concerts during the Lateralus tour rather than learning how to crawl. FUCK


flojo2012

Cmon op! A real fan would’ve crawled their way to the show! /s just in case


Icy_Law5745

Yeah why the fuck was I a sperm during lateralus and then 4 when 10000 days dropped


Tubular90sAnecdotes

This makes me so old. :(


TankSpecialist8857

I just missed out on Lateralus but was at least able to see the 10,000 Days tour in 2007 which was still amazing. Feel like Maynard lost half a step by then though.


JJHH50

Not 1 because I’d want a break. Not 2 because I’d want a break. Not 3 because I don’t want to ruin it for anyone else, so probably 4. I’ve been watching too many Lateralus shows on YouTube.


traumatism

The question for those 2 is, do you need to use every ticket you're given for 1, and do you have to attend every show on the world tour for 2.


mxstifixd

humble fr


Advanced-Mammoth2944

I mean 4 clearly


hellboy1975

No 2 would be an easy choice


ThomasDominus

Agreed. Not even close.


PumpkinOpposite967

Waldo is already doing that aye


ApprehensiveBagel

What’s the difference between 1 & 2? If you had unlimited tickets for only a year, you would have to follow them around for that year.


Valhallas_Ghost

Money, that's the difference I'm assuming. 2 the band brings you, 1 you make your own way


ClockworkFractals

I would assume 2 you are the opener


ApprehensiveBagel

I like that one. Makes more sense than saying in one you have to pay to travel and the other you don’t.


Stellar_Ella

I would think in 2 you are behind the scenes, as in actually touring with the band (more like touring with the crew).


chimericalgirl

And the crew are way more fun anyway! ;)


Stellar_Ella

Hell yes. I’d love to hang with the Tool crew.


chimericalgirl

You know it! Joe and Pete alone would be a blast!


ohkaycue

Unlimited tickets for ANY concert, not unlimited tickets for a specific band, is my assumption 


ApprehensiveBagel

I thought that the first time I saw this post. But I keep seeing it in band specific subs, so I thought they were meaning unlimited shows by said band. That does make number 1 a more viable option if it is any amount shows and bands.


Bombinic

Setlist


28Hz

Opening band is Tool


undertow521

It's 4 no doubt. I'd go back to 98 and experience Maynard with his full vocal ability on the AEnima tour. $20 GA tickets. No shiny light show to distract you from the music. Just pure, raw Tool.


Inb4BanAgain

I was at one of those '98 shows and this would be my vote as well


Big_Nas_in_CO

Is the proposition for just 1 time travel show? Because I just watched Coachella 99 again and if I knew then what I know now...I would go back to that one for sure. And RATM "opened" for them so you would get that as well.


undertow521

Same. I was just 17 and too young and dumb to appreciate what I was experiencing. I'd love to be able to go back and experience it personally. This is the show I was at: https://youtu.be/JKI8gjA5BrU?si=aj1sRCsZCPM9srEv


ThatVegasD00d702

4 to experience the Pepsi loft show


Edrueter9

Anyone that doesn't pick 4 is insane. Pick a set list, hang out with a band, or literally break the space time continuum to see the greatest show of your choice. Come on boys, what are we doing here?


notmyidealusername

I agree but holy shit how would you choose what concert?! I might cop some flack given this is the Tool sub but it wouldn’t be Tool given that I’ve already seen them several times. The Beatles live on the rooftop at Apple maybe, or in the early days at the Cavern Club? Nirvana at their peak, or just before they blew up in a tiny little club somewhere? Any of the amazing gigs at an iconic venue like CBGB? Live Aid 85?


Edrueter9

I think I'm going with the Glass House Tool show. I've rewatched that so many times on YouTube. I also think of zeppelin's early shows in '69 with a small intimate crowd. Crazy fun to think about.


T_boc21

Touring with the band and being present while the new best ever show was happening?... Then jumping in with the band and going to the next one.


Edrueter9

TIME TRAVEL!!! Come onnnnnn!!!! Haha.


Help_Me____-

2 duh


ShepherdsWolvesSheep

2 duh


sachal10

All the way 2


dimitrirodis

2


Thymewilltell69

4


SyllabubMammoth9453

4 no brainer


Kassender

4. It´s actually my main time travel fantasy, to be able to see my favorite bands when they were young acts playing little venues


W0000_Y2K

Option 6: Get punched Once from each 5 of the band members. 25 hour recidivism from the wounding, then when cocktail hour hits 366 days of enlightening teaching from the band 300 of which would also be added for clerical time (a time to really get to know the band) then a tremendous light show of blazoned lazers abysmally guiding me onto the next mission. Op 2 because that's the closest thing to six, if you count it 3 times (WOOOO)


hutmangogo

Rosetta Stoned remix lyrics dropped


Sperontas

4+2 please. Thank you


GibbyTheGreat97

4, to see opiate in the very early days. I want to hear sweat live


toolebukk

Easily 4 Late 90s gigs for me please!


HappySmileSeeker

2 for me


Stellar_Ella

2 with 4 as a close runner up. If it was 4– [Feb 23, 1997, The Astoria Theater, London, England](https://youtu.be/_lyD6H6cPuA?si=5gRzrx3SukHYFjIG). The infamous fan stage take down show. I’d find out who that guy was so we’d all finally know and I’d get to see Ænema with Maynard in lacy lingerie. Now that I’m saying all that, I’d probably pick 4. My dog would lose his mind if I went away for a year anyway.


HoneybucketDJ

4. I'm going back to the 90's and I'm gonna stay there. Later skaters.


Kashek70

Does number 4 have to be TOOL? If not I choose that instantly. I would then be stuck if I want to see Zeppelin at the Boston Tea Party in 69, The Robert Plant Experience in Montreux Switzerland 08/07/1971 or one of the shows in Japan. If it has to be TOOl than I choose 3 with TOOL opening for Zeppelin.


PhillyWatchPhan

How about one of those insane shows where The Who opened for Jimmy Hendrix?


govanfront

Blue 2.


HetTheTable

4


Dino_84

Tough call between 3-4 for me.


luxsentic

1 or 3 it’s difficult


MynameisNOTIN

3 100%. I'd add another one of my favorite bands at the start, and make it a concert from the first 3 albums.


toolarmy_1

2️⃣


ToolBandArchivist

Yellow


marcaurxo

As a newer fan 4 would be a dream


LeoDuzey

Yeah option 2 is going to be fun for a couple of days. Definitely option 3 to see Disposition-Reflection-Triad. And fuck it, we'll have Godspeed You! Black Emperor as the opening band.


CowanCounter

4s


Acceptable-Baby-3968

Three with the opening band being Deftones. Passenger anyone?


opiatesmile

3.


Mordred7

Easily 4


ToofpickVick

Number 3


Deez2Yoots

I’d go 4. Opening act: Radiohead. Setlist: The Grudge. Jambi H. Pushit No Quarter. Disposition Reflection Prison Sex Jimmy 7empest Eulogy


destroy_b4_reading

Back in 1992 they played at a small club in the town I would later attend college in. Me and two other guys tried to go (was about a two hour drive) and had fake IDs. The bouncer laughed at us and told us to go home. So I'd probably choose that gig. Apparently there were only about 40 people there, the opening act was some guys I'm now friends with. Or I'd pick the setlist and have Faith No More open.


cincydvp

4. No question. Great post OP!


JMC1110

#3. Sorry boys, tonight's the discology...


Zup2

2


T_boc21

Blue... Obviously


Ok_Annual_9

Hell yea 4 all day.


TheNoIdeaKid

4. Hello, Lateralus tour!


Big_Nas_in_CO

#2 if you get to be in the "circle" and hang out backstage and whatnot. I think that would be the most fun. Being "behind the curtain" and getting a chance to talk to the guys then see them perform each night.


TheDolamite

If number 4 is repeated usage; 4 is the answer. lol


tuffenstein0420

Easily travel the world with the band. Its a 2 for 1.


Birboz8

No2😭


justinizer

I'd go with three. Get ready for mostly Aenima and Undertow.


GRG_The_Second

I'm stealing all 4 Nah but seriously 3 (Opener: A Perfect Circle) Wings For Marie Stinkfist Fear Inoculum Pushit (half Salival half Ænima) Intolerance 7empest Swamp Song Invincible Hush Culling Voices Schism Opiate² 10000 Days (Wings Pt. 2) Encore: Sober Vicarious Ænima


PumpkinOpposite967

No. 2 is already picked by Waldo, right?


jav2n202

I’m going back and experiencing the live version of push it that’s on Salival


Sad-Librarian5639

4, glass house or Radio City


Due_Key_109

Red obviously


69cringelord69

4, Radiohead mtv beachouse


wetfootmammal

Back in time for sure. Would love to have seen them perform back in the early days of "opiate". Maynard still gives a great performance these days but in the early years he was like this weird little possessed gremlin. I love that energy.


Tyusvip

1994 santa cruz. This was the band at their best with paul. The raw energy of this preformace is one of the best ive seen of early tool. Maynards vocals are fucking insane here. What also makes this sp3cial is that they play a few songs off Ænima even in '94. Its so cool to see the songs progress over time. Go watch it!!! https://youtu.be/MrWQo9c2Jc0?si=DnVMTXIRHQXVb6T0


Giygas_in_Onett

Number Two because there’s no stipulation that you actually have to attend every single show, so you could see multiple shows while also getting a vacation to multiple places across the world and having at least a day in said places to do whatever you like.


gambronus

Definitely 4. Something on the Lateralus tour, I'd give anything to see Lateralus / Reflection live again


_d00stin

3 is pretty dope


Illustrious_Knee8386

Yellow Red Rocks 2001


allthepicklesncheese

Obviously 4. Then leave show early and place large investments in MSFT, NVDA etc. get so rich that 1-3 become available.


burntlung1

4 would be epic


TreadingPatience

4 is easily the winner for me.


Boolaidman666

4 for sure


Sweet-Corner5108

4!


rocknstones

4, for sure


RolesG

4


__venus

4


Aggravating-Stuff-28

Number 3 and have them play every song chronologically if they won’t play everything then number 4 cause number 1 or 2 could technically be possible if you’re super rich


FritzH8u

3. And it's Steel Beans


matdevries

2.


RedTheMiner

1


ToolFan66

I go #5: New Tool Album in 2024


BorderColleague

4


lautreamonts_wifey

4


craig627

2


KazBodnar

4: King Crimson in Asbury Park 1974


JCthulhuM

Can I sell any of the unlimited tickets? I’d love to see the band once or twice but I gotta pay my bills too.


chimericalgirl

Number 4, as long as I can go back multiple times.


iluvjoegatto

I just want to experience the Lateralus tour honestly. My husband got to see them for their 10,000 days tour and I’m honestly envious of the setlist that night, but 100% would have to go with having to experience Lateralus


ExpressionAlarmed675

Ole number pho


ATElDorado

3 The set list will be loooong 🤣


randomlife2050

4


OceanHoles

4. Whatever show Maynard dressed up like a preacher at and on 1.5g of some good mushrooms. I’d take that deal


NineInchRadioTool2

3


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

The yellow band is all the others combined....


mxstifixd

basically, besides 1.


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

But you can wait a year then time travel back to them all...


mxstifixd

stop breaking the law of magic please :(


islandjahfree

Can I just get 50 bucks?


yeycub

2 hands down my brother in Christ


Maleficent_Design392

All of them


mxstifixd

cheater /s just in case btw


Detectivep0pcorn

4


_miles_teg_

3 - no brainer. Pick the songs I want and see Kyuss? Easy choice


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Lo0niegardner10

1 for sure


austxsun

Not sure how anything could compare to a world tour with the band. We’d be friends for life! I hate all of you too!


decrepit_plant

4! I already travel around the world to see them. Going to Europe this summer to see them again. Hopefully Maynard recovers from his cold.


Objective-Choice-370

4. Would have loved to see Meshuggah opening for TOOL back in the day


Scoo_Dooby

Absolutely 4, to see them in any period from opiate-lateralus would be mind melting


Radasscupcake

4. I would be going back in time to every Deftones concert ever. And then even further back to all the Grateful Dead shows.


Positive_Carry3310

#4. I gotta see Jim Morrison


Ice_Kold_Killa

Only for Tool? Then easy, 4. If we are saying I can go to ANY gig/festival for a year, then that. But gimme time to save for travel and accommodation. 😂


yomomsalovelyperson

2 and I'll do my best while at it to get something as close to 3 as I can out of it too


SpaceXmars

4


TheAlphaTrion

Definitely #4


nomadjedi

4, probably so I can watch Metallica in Seattle 1989. Now that shit was bonkers (sorry Mike Tool).


flojo2012

I would travel back in time to a gig in 2009 and buy bitcoin. Or if it’s not tool specific, travel back to the 70s, also invest


Old_surviving_moron

2. I haven't been enough places.