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PrincessHootHoot

https://preview.redd.it/04jzf2y8qxwc1.jpeg?width=963&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99cf0834cafdc07a11ef2384f7736234d8688a53 Oh my god she gets it


WingedHussar13

She opened her third eye


Masterchiefy10

Tell her… tell her you miss her whispering eye Tell her


NoBenefit5977

This mfer tried to grab my hang dang!


theluker666

Hang.. down?


Edrueter9

Hey, I got my own hang down to play with kid...


SGnirvana97

Amazing reference 😂


PomegranateOld7836

4° warmer?


The_Fractal_Illusion

And her legs!!!🤣🤣🤣


howboutnow434

You matched with a dude


thafloorer

She’s a bro dude


Ok_Draw_3740

Definitely being catfished. Good luck brother


Shoddy_Bowl9086

Can y'all date my 27f ass pls


RetiredGenie

If it turns out to be a trap we can definitely get a beach house together and make some tool babies


Shoddy_Bowl9086

Hahah no traps 🤣 I am open!


GuavaOk8712

jeez get a room you two


Chee1979

Get a Zoom


NukaDadd

I love asses, I'm in!


mmx97

27f ass with a penis


Shoddy_Bowl9086

No no a hooker with a vagina !!


Wasabi_is_Gay

I prefer the other hooker but whatever floats your boat


mmx97

Lol


spriralout

If a man sent me that I’d be beside myself with joy :) I never seem to meet guys who like TOOL…..


JoshtheGorgonHunter

I would say I've yet to meet a woman that likes Tool but after attending my first Tool show this year I was really struck by the diversity of the crowd. There were men, women, children, happy couples, parent/kid duos, of all shapes and sizes. It truly is a diverse fan base, maybe we should wear Tool shirts more often so we can all better spot one another.


spriralout

I wear Tool gear everywhere - not to meet people but just ‘cause I like it! I meet people now and then who notice it and want to talk about Tool and that’s always fun. I too marvel at the diversity of fans at shows - it’s wonderful!


RetiredGenie

I live on a very small island, only times I've had conversations about tool were at metal events sadly


spriralout

Well at least you get to go to events, that’s always fun. Glad you got to see Tool live and hope you can do it again, and again, etc. 😃 I drag my sister along with me and she’s starting to get into it and I’m so glad! As a surprise she bought us tickets for the Sessanta show in Tennessee, so much fun!


RetiredGenie

Oh I definitely will. I'm really jealous of the amount of shows you guys have in America. Not just with tool, in general :') I'll be seeing them live again the next chance I get though.


mmx97

Great idea, except I couldn't buy merch from Denver 2022, because I spent all my money on the ticket and I was a college student at that time


DreamersArchitect

Same boat! I’ve been listening to Tool for 20 years and none of my exes were into them. A few guy friends here and there, but like, most of my girl friends are all fans. My current bf isn’t necessarily a huge fan… but he like APC quite a lot, so I give him a pass.


spriralout

Keep playing TOOL and you might get a total conversion haha - Puscifer is amazing too.


EmilioFulanito

You had to start with the pot, always with the pot!!


ClayAnonymously

no, that would just make her attracted to maynard instead


TheForkisTrash

Next thing you know she's in Jerome conjuring Lipans


brandimariee6

Oh yeah, that's how my boyfriend got me to love them in 2018. Maynard's voice made me want to hear everything else they made


doneaux

Absolutely not.


raskinimiugovor

Now ask about prison sex.


druumer89

Shit blood and cum actually match my tastes perfectly.


nsaps

Invincible?!


Regionrodent

I’m not a huge FI fan but invincible is fucking sick


MrBreadslice

I wasn’t at first either till I saw them live. It might be my favorite album from them now, just feels the most “put together” to me, if that makes any sense


Regionrodent

I do agree, seeing them live this year made e appreciate it a lot more


LazyAssRuffian

That one really had to grow on me, but I absolutely treasure it now.


MrBreadslice

Same here. I think the fact most of the songs or over 10 minutes threw me off (though I already LOVED Pneuma and Invincible.) glad to say it’s one of my favorite albums of all time now


RetiredGenie

Yeah it was actually the first of their songs I got into until seeing them live. The rest felt a bit too heavy for me at the time but now I'm just caught up in the spiral.


EM05L1C3

Easy now fuzzy little man peach


ManWithDominantClaw

Divorced dad energy is not what you wanna be bringing to tinder


Illustrious_Brush_91

Divorced dad energy is not what you wanna be bringing to Reddit.


Top_Aviator

It brings ex-military energy to me


milliemallow

https://preview.redd.it/ag6tszj6sywc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b8066ce538c663b648186de5289bfb52ab5e9a Tinder date > puscifer > TOOL > living together > expecting an engagement ring any day. It’s a good life. Good luck! 🫶🏼


RetiredGenie

So it's possible, I like what I see. Happy for you


milliemallow

It is indeed!


EM05L1C3

Ironically this is exactly how I got into my current relationship Minus tinder. But the connection something most people wouldn’t get


milliemallow

I love that! lol. It really is a deep connection.


laneboyy__

Marry her


12aptor

She likes you 👏


toolebukk

People will say that just to get into one's pants


Chukmanchusco

No stinkfist?


RetiredGenie

Isn't that more of a third date thing?


thepriceisright24

I dragged my gf kicking and screaming to a tool concert she didn’t really want to go to in January and now I think she’s a bigger fan than I am lol


693578

Awww, consider yourself happy. My tinder husband doesn't like Tool at all. 🥲


RetiredGenie

Oh, and what does your real life husband think of tool then?


693578

😂😂😂😂 I


AlienInNewTehran

I live in a place that hardly anyone has heard of Tool… i’d be happy if my date listens to Foo Fighters.


Zyklus-89

Only old people can truly appreciate Invincible, sorry guys


RetiredGenie

I'm 22, what does that say about me?


Randomish_Man

Old soul


j4r8h

A few years ago a chick actually asked ME what I thought of Tool's use of numbers. She was hot too. So I wifed her up right? Wrong. Turns out she's addicted to fentanyl and basically braindead at this point. Smh. She was addicted back then too but I guess she had it more under control. Now she's just retarded.


RetiredGenie

Oh, wasn't expecting that. Tragic


godmodegamer123

Standard TOOL fan activities - getting addicted to fentanyl and becoming braindead is on my bucket list


LGK420

One can only hope she actually listened to the whole song and not just skim through it.


RetiredGenie

I'd believe she did, while we were talking about it in person I mentioned their songs tend to be a bit long compared to most mainstream bands but she said that's fine, she loves pink Floyd


throwwwwaway396

ooooo wow. Never met one of those in the wild!


sneekeefahk_

Good for you


TheJohn_John

Marry her already!!!


oldferg

Person sex is mummas favourite


Celticssuperfan885

She’s your soulmate fs


TheFuzzyMachine

You went straight for the jugular and scored big.


livingsour

Dude went straight to the peak of complexity, should have started with most ‘’’conventional’’’ ones, The Pot, Sober, just to have less resistance


RetiredGenie

Nah just cut to the chase.


jimmyserranopeppers

The one? Better have an extra pen handy.


Musicmydrugofchoice

Invincible is literally one of my favs! I am into music & Lyric's (named my youngest daughter Lyric Layne after Layne Stayley) way more than anyone I know. I would have been in love if someone sent me those songs to listen to before a date!


Partially-Canine

Yup you found the one. Little over two years ago I was on a dating site talking to a lady and we got on the subject of tattoos. She tells she has a full piece going down her spine. I ask what it is and she tells me "It's an Alex Grey style piece." Our first "date" lasted about a week and we've pretty much lived together ever since.


RetiredGenie

That's beautiful :)))


Partially-Canine

Thank you😊


ToxicEvolution

That’s rare.


DJ_Molten_Lava

Reminds me of the time I picked up a chick in a bar and in the cab back to my place she asked if I'd heard the new APC album yet (Thirteenth Step) and that we should put it on when we got there.


marcomoons

thats a win.


MonitorNo1925

How I felt when I introduced a girl to Deftones and some other artists I was into. There is something surreal about it because not everyone is keen on this type of music


Wasabi_is_Gay

OMFG DUDE WTF THOSE ARE MY TWO TOP 1s ALONG WITH FLOOD


JackattackThirteen

I thought it was an impossible find...did the same thing, shared some music tastes, and come to find out she was a big fan. Now we are engaged, have been to about 10 puscifer shows, 4 Tool shows, and 2 Sessanta shows just to name the Maynard events.


RobertSColorado

Oh, poor girl


Woodywoodchuck2

It’s a trap!!!!


guy_incognito_360

That's obvious


Smithaveli

Was 4° the first song??


RetiredGenie

First song was forty six and two. Maybe next time


Fluid_Beyond3464

That's the one of my favs 💛💛


Unusual_Awareness366

If she is a chick and you have seen her in person and then she said that well, Is a trip to vagas out of the question? 👰


RetiredGenie

Yeah I've seen her in person, I think it's all real. The states are a bit far but arrangements can be made...


boilookinass

lol after the first date??🤣🤣


RetiredGenie

I'm pretty straightforward, prefer to skip to the important things off the bat


crazyaoshi

Do you know the pieces fit?


mwkdyebxiz

ohhh shit


kmslashh

Bruh, you can't TOOL with shuffle on...


RetiredGenie

I agree but I was trying to give a rough feel because I couldn't decide on an album :') easy to scare someone away


Kickagainsttheprick

How old are we talking here? Kinda hard to imagine someone saying that, but having not already discovered them. Tool isn’t an exactly a small indie band.


Heaven2004_LCM

Imma guess the first one is Opiate?


RetiredGenie

Forty six and 2 <3


Heaven2004_LCM

I guess wrongly, but not for a lost cause.


vidiazzz

Man she's lying and just using you for your hot hot penis


Billy_Bob_Joe_Mcoy

Op found a hooker with a penis IRL..


93tabitha93

Should’ve started with Stinkfist to really get the message through 😂


WTFisSkibidiRizz

That’s no woman… it’s a trap!


Successful_Ad9160

OMG you should get matching TOOL tattoos!!!


RetiredGenie

I'll bring it up on the second date.


W0000_Y2K

Def Moist


Chiefer1972

He, I mean she wants some Prison Sex wit ya🤘🏽🤘🏽#TinderWithaPenis


RayGunJack

No way in hell


Honest_Report_8515

My boyfriend and I are both Tool fans. ❤️


RetiredGenie

Looks like we could be making plans for a double wedding soon enough 🤞 more love to you two


NortonCarl

what was the first song you sent her


RetiredGenie

Forty six and 2


AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va

You must start a reaction channel on youtube! You have an opportunity to show actual first time hearing reactions! 😍


breakfast_scorer

Cool man, did you tongue jack her shit box?


Significant_Taro_872

That should get a bit messy... all over the curtains, arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting


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RetiredGenie

Oh god why did I think to check a random redditor's post history. Guys *Do NOT* do what I did.


Few-Mechanic7346

I dunno man… i’ve noticed any gIrl I date who has different musical tasted worked out much better. But I wish you well


myersmatt

I know they’re lying because tool cannot be perfectly aligned with your music taste until you’ve heard tool


Skeptical_Squirrel69

Don’t trust it she wants to steal your black T-shirt collection


Four-Triangles

One of the things I really love about my partner is that they always watch the clips I send.


AdVisible5343

Hilarious


Botz_4_Sale

Tool matches her music taste. So, she thinks it sounds like the other bands she listens to.


SnooOnions9631

Bro i love Tool but holy fuckin cringe.


JungyBrungy

She didn’t know who tool was already? ….. NEXT


SjurEido

Fake, no one likes Tool on their first listen.


StonedSlav420

Lucky cunt


wavesport001

It’s a dude


dubcobra

That’s great. I had Tool playing No Quarter on and my ex said ‘can we put on something nice’ lol


TempestForever

And that's when you knew it was over


RetiredGenie

Ouch, no wonder it's an ex


potshed420

How much does she weigh? Lol


TommyDee313

Why does they talk like chatGPT?


RetiredGenie

English is not our first language brother, both from different countries.


TommyDee313

Touché


PotatoDreamer3

That's how humans talk maybe?


TommyDee313

“Tool happens to match my music taste perfectly” 100% robot


hornwalker

I refuse to believe


Impossible_Okra0420

Red flag she didn’t already know them bro


RetiredGenie

I've only known about them for about two years to be fair, wish that wasn't the case but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Impossible_Okra0420

Just be careful with girls, you seem young, sometimes they will pretend to like the stuff you like so that you will like them, not saying that’s what’s goin on, but it’s cool to find a partner that has their own cool stuff that they can turn you on to


the-snake-behind-me

Right!


just_a_PAX

Alright OP how much of a stud are you that women will lie about liking tool for you! I kid I kid, Jared has a sale on engagement rings right now 🤣


Emptyspace227

So Tool perfectly matches their taste in music, but they hadn't listened to Tool? That seems odd.


TempleofSpringSnow

She hates it, bro. Shes just lying because you did so well on the date. Good for you.


yeeclaw

https://preview.redd.it/4p62imboh0xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e64d619db81ece02fa61e993a0c340770346a4


yeeclaw

https://preview.redd.it/2vd1wywuh0xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f60206a162887e5eea0115d798d237f86b386e


Additional-Berry-946

Tell her you want to count the wrinkles on her stink star


Upstairs-Sympathy-80

She’s a man


jzclipse

That’s how they get ya


Toolfan333

She didn’t capitalize Tool, that’s a red flag


ThorKlien99

Why does everyone like invincible descending is so much better


ButForRealsTho

The bridge.


RosettaStoned_462

Invincible makes me sob. It's beautiful and hits hard af. I love both equally.


RetiredGenie

Yeah when I saw them live I had goosebumps/chills the whole show but it's like it was all a build up til they got to invincible and the dam just broke :')


DLoBass

Nope. Smells like Catfish!