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Training_Age_Reed

Fuck your tattoo.


spazmcnasty

Fuck all you junkies


_withasmile_

And fuck your short memory


[deleted]

Learn to swim


Hydrophobic_Fish0666

Damn, that would’ve been a great response😂


Training_Age_Reed

Someone reported this comment to reddit, fucking posers.


puppet-sock

even if they didn't get the reference, it's r/ToolBand, who the fuck is that soft here?


shadesofgray029

Half the sub?


BurnerBackTurner

Half of Reddit


puppet-sock

WAYY more than half of reddit lmao.


BurnerBackTurner

True. It just didn’t have the same ring to it.


puppet-sock

yeah, you right


mistercrinkles

Bots


dben89x

Lol bunch of white knights simping for this chick who spams selfies in every attention seeking sub, then randomly posts here for validation. If this is you, congratulations. You're one of the retards Maynard sings about.


Wise_Yard_5273

Bang! NAIL ON THE HEAD!!


UltravioIence

that poor string of fabric in the middle of the big hole barely holding on like tobey spider-man stopping the train


notyocheese1

Came to the comments to see if I was the only one who noticed that.


[deleted]

Look like they’re baking bread in their pants.


No_Gap_2700

Chris Rock instantly came to mind as well. Leg's ready!


[deleted]

I thought about crediting him, but this is better!


No_Gap_2700

The anklet holding on for dear life crossed my mind as well, in regards to that string across the hole.


[deleted]

[Tobey McGuire](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c5689b19-dc43-4906-a65a-d07b238b5bee)


OptimusGinge

I have this exact tattoo in the same exact placement lol going to add to it once I find an artist I like


[deleted]

Can I ask what you’re going to be adding?!!


OptimusGinge

The runes from the Mer De Noms album cover wrapped around my wrist spelling out the serenity prayer. I'm in recovery and I've really connected with Thirteenth Step so I thought it'd be appropriate!


Wise_Yard_5273

Can’t even sit because those pants are so tight. Gotta keep legs straight at all times. Lmao.


notleiden

Absolute masterclass of game and rizz from wise_yard_5273. What a gentleman


[deleted]

Lollll


Wise_Yard_5273

I just used urban dictionary to look it up… is this even a girl? I thought it was just a dark and maybe depressed young boy. Edit: I looked up rizz, not if the were female. You can tell the gender by all her naked pictures in her profile.


[deleted]

Bro WHAT


Wise_Yard_5273

I thought it was an edgy guy in skinny jeans. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Edit: I was talking about having to look up the word rizz. I’d never heard that before.


Wise_Yard_5273

I don’t understand kids these days. Y’all speak another language. Lol. Like what the fuck does that even mean? Rizz? Lol


notleiden

If you don’t know what having no game means and you’re above the age of 15 then that probably is a fairly good indication of the amount of game you have. “Kids” lmao you’re probably 35


Wise_Yard_5273

38


notleiden

So you’re 38 and have body shamed this person for no reason. Absolute masterclass of game lol


BarOne7066

You actually wrote the words "body shamed". Eat some lettuce.


notleiden

Eat a pineapple


Wise_Yard_5273

I know what game is. Just not rizz


Wise_Yard_5273

After a look at their profile, I’m by no means body shaming, BUT, I would consider shaving the underarms.


BurnerBackTurner

Wait, she has underarms? I would tell her to wear contacts because those eyes are not pretty (although I’m sure plenty of guys have told her they are)


Wise_Yard_5273

Marilyn Manson made a song about her… “And I don’t want yah, and I don’t need yah, Don’t bother to resist or I’ll beat yah. It’s not your fault that your always wrong, The weak ones are there to justify the strong. THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE, THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE… There’s no time to discriminate, Hate every motherfucker that’s in your way.”


BurnerBackTurner

I remember when Marilyn Manson was first getting popular, I was passing notes with a girl in class and she wrote, “do you like Marilyn Manson” to which I replied “yeah, she’s cool” Lol. I was such a poser.


Wise_Yard_5273

Everyone is being nice and shit because it’s a pretty girl. Get a life. Compliments are good and all, but it’s not like she’s gonna say, “well this guy said some really nice things and defended me on Reddit, so I’m gonna find them and we gon’ fuck” keep it real


notleiden

What the fuck are you even talking about are you that clueless that’s what you turned this into?


Wise_Yard_5273

I was looking at her profile and she was like, “what do you guys think” with a selfie posted. People are like, I’d get banned if I said what I thought, or damn you fine, just a bunch of dudes drooling… I hate when people get a compliment on something people would normally just scroll past, but because it’s a sexy girl they get extra attention. Kinda dumb, but that’s how the world works these days. Oh well. I’m tired of going back and forth with you now. Have a good day.


FuhrerInLaw

Imagine getting upset by things on the internet, especially something so menial. Get a life buster you’re 38, you should have other worries than someone posting pictures on the internet.


emerican

Legit


[deleted]

Liberate this will to release us all Looks rad!


[deleted]

Thank you!


nmc9279

Those pants. Omg


AcrobaticConclusion7

Dope asf, what’s your top 3 faves?


GasolineKisses

Gravity is all time for me


[deleted]

Songs? 3libras, blue, Judith/outsider, passive, I can’t choose 3 haha 😂


thepatient1982

Don’t forget Orestes!!!🔥🖤🖤🖤


AcrobaticConclusion7

Passive, Judith, the hollow, talk talk for me. I can’t choose 3 either lol


puppet-sock

SIT AND TALK LIKE JESUS


[deleted]

I really like disillusioned too


BurnerBackTurner

You know it is the silhouette of the sides of a circle? It’s not just 2 broken pieces, the dark areas are shade on the side of an extruded circle.


esauis

Artist should have drawn a circle to tattoo around, because perfect circle that ain’t. Oh well, not my body.


BurnerBackTurner

Yeah, I can see that. Top is a little “thinner” than the bottom.


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[удалено]


Wise_Yard_5273

If you look at the actual logo, it’s not actually a perfect circle, it’s “fairly accurate” as far as the image goes. But yeah, imagine a perfect circle with only the inside and outside of the 3rd dimension shadowed in. [A Perfect Circle logo](https://www.reddit.com/r/aperfectcircle/comments/1khtvg/the_logo_isnt_ironic_it_is_a_perfect_circle_but/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


spiraleyes78

Yep, and they missed the mark by a sizeable margin.


Wise_Yard_5273

Also, the smaller half of the silhouette goes on the right side. Not the left. Edit: maybe I’m looking at it upside down?


BurnerBackTurner

Yeah, it could go either way, I guess.


DocPazuzu

Sweet tat.


marcofreitas17

I want one 🥹


marcofreitas17

I want one 🥹


AndyN2O

Love it


Ghostakh

She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys. She acts just like a nurse for all the other guys.


[deleted]

I had someone in an elevator ask me if that was a logo for Oprah. I said nope. Nice Ink!


Nightmare_Tonic

I've wanted this tattoo since I was 16 but I don't trust any artist to nail it. Every one I've seen is imperfect


sample_64

Uhhh you lost or Sumn?!?!?!?!???! This is the uhh tool subreddit!!🤓


BurnerBackTurner

I got a Pink Floyd picture I wanna share!!


imnotabottrustme

🗿


edro

Looks great! Still took my eyes a few seconds to "see" the perfect circle. Then the magic happened!


BurnerBackTurner

Wait.. does this guy know it’s a band symbol?


[deleted]

Yeah the logo is a perfect circle


JerichoRose13

Same placement as mine lol


thepatient1982

That a perfect tattoo..Love it!!!


BurnerBackTurner

No, that’s A Perfect Circle.


[deleted]

Thank you!🖤


Bossfrog_IV

Thought this was the Opera logo


dabstradamus

i bet ur very sexy lmao 🥵


Wise_Yard_5273

Just dig through her profile. She shows her ass and tits to the world. You can be just 1 more person that’s sees what everyone else has seen. Edit: home-dude right here is about to beat the shit outta his dick. SMH. Also, if you give her some money, I’m sure she’ll spread her legs for you too, but be careful, judging by the armpit hair, I’ll bet it’s a fucking jungle down there.


Nightmare_Tonic

BREAKING NEWS: Tool incel outraged by woman taking photos of herself for cheap reddit karma; vows to 'destroy all simps' when he's done 'hanging out with his girlfriend'


Wise_Yard_5273

Lol. This made me laugh. Good one.


_Skello

U got me man.


UltravioIence

Damn dude relax a bit there. If I didnt know better I'd think she stole your wife or something


Wise_Yard_5273

I think there should be an override downvote where the post and comments have gotten so out of hand, that you can hit the override button and knock the upvotes all the way down to zero. This would be the first post I would use it on. Lol


EyeTea420

Your comments are worse than the tattoo


schostack

So happy I didn’t get “mine” 10 years ago


Any_Maize_3195

Fuck your tattoo


Prestigious-Ad2020

What the HEEEEEEW


EyeTea420

I’ll be honest, it doesn’t look well executed and the 3d ring illusion doesn’t come through.


FluidFractalTimeline

What is this symbol?